PETA Ad
Yeah, I know there’s a disgusting PETA Ad in my sidebar, so don’t click it. They paid their money for two weeks and they can’t get it back, so screw ’em. If you’re offended by it, come by the TAH Corporate HQs and I’ll give you some rum and a cigar to make you feel better, but I’m a capitalist who doesn’t mind taking money from PETA. I have no standards. I was kinda hoping it was going to be some naked actresses begging us to not wear fur, but, I shoulda known better.
But you should click the Ranger Up ad and buy stuff, they paid for a month. I buy from them every time they run an ad here, so you should, too.
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Why do we love dogs and eat pigs? Because dogs don’t give us bacon.
Dumbass PETA fucksticks.
Rum and a cigar…put in a nice juicy steak and you got yourself a deal.
Well, Whitey, we have an excellent butcher shop in Fort Ashby, so you can pick out your own steak and I’ll grill it up while you sip rum and smoke a cigar. A fine La Gloria Cubana rolled by Cuban ex-patriots in Miami.
Haha…my Husband and sons went to Washington State to hike and the youngest brought home a People eating tasty animals Hat with camo decor! He’s 12!
If Ingrid knew who TSO was she wouldn’t have bought the ad.
Ms Newkirk, you might remember me as the guy who with his brother used to go and feed your cows hamburgers when you would bring them out to events in Virginia Beach, We did it at the circus protest that you went nuts at too.
I thought it was a campaign attack ad showing how out of touch the One is.
After all, he does love a good grilled terrier, and the First Lady wont let him eat bacon.
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
Ya know what, Jonn–in honor of this thread, I think I’m gonna make a couple of racks of St. Louis or baby back ribs this Saturday.
The girlfriend got me a smoker/BBQ for an early Father’s Day present, and I’ve thanked her by sacrificing great amounts of mammal flesh on/in it for the last several months. Nothing better than pulling out a rack of spicy ribs that have been slow smoked at about 230 degrees for 4-5 hours…
And don’t even get me started on the brisket.
Go vegetarian…no, really.
Nothing tastes better than grass-fed hippie on the grill.
Don’t you get extra money if we click on their ads, though?
I believe in the vegetarian doctrine. All of my cattle and hogs eat vegetables before I eat them!
Jonn, that sounds like a deal I can’t pass up.
Apparently the PETAfiles have never done a short tour in the ROK.
We used to jog by the ugly dog farm for PT.
It was upwind of the chow hall at Castle.
They used to burn the hair off around 1600.
Their contribution to the weight control program.
…and what’s with the Tammy Duckworth ads on your page recently as well?
Took my daughter for a ride on my Harley Ultra Monday. Took her by a bunch of hog and cattle farms. She agrees that they smell like money !!!
Funny funny stuff here. I just love this site !!!
Thunder
I do prefer to see animals kept free-range. They’re healthier that way, and so are we when we eat them!
I have a few Ranger Up shirts. I got the “Iran So Far Away” with the sea gulls flying and the Sadr City shirt that looks like the Speaker City logo from Old School. Sadly, most people don’t understand the references but I find them hilarious.
#10 CAs-6; I get money from your clicks on the Google ads at the bottom of each post, The ads in the side bar pay a weekly rate. Clicking on them brings them back for more time, but I don’t get paid by the click. And, if that’s the kind of ads PETA wants to run here, I don’t care if they come back or not. If they want to put nekkid actresses on them, I might reconsider. I know, I’m fairly shallow.
Friend or Food?
Food. Definitely food.
I don’t see any PETA ads. And what’s wrong with people that like to eat tasty animals?
Clicked on PETA ignored Ranger Up and clicked on Google Ads. Glad to do my part. 🙂
Just playing. I clicked Ranger Up Too.
PETA. Yeah, they want everyone to stop wearing leather shoes and wear shoes made of synthetics.
Synthetic materials are an end product of the oil refining business.
Plastics come from refining crude oil into other products.
Oil is a nonrenewable resource. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Ditto coal.
Chickens, on the other hand, lay eggs (protein) and eggs can either be turned into breakfast, cookies and egg nog, or you can let the hen hatch the eggs into baby chicks and grow them into chickens and eat them.
Hogs, like chickens, have babies (live birth), which leads to bacon, ham, pork roasts, pulled pork, barbecue, short ribs, or can likewise be grown into adult hogs which give birth to more piglets. Speaking of PETA, has anyone besides me been around an angry 450-lb sow that just farrowed a litter and is trying to kill her offspring? Not a pretty picture. I would love to dump a PETA person into one of those farrowing pens at the right moment. Or better yet, put one of them in a locked room with a wild boar, tusks and all.
Cattle, cows, whatever — dairy cows give milk, dairy steers can be turned into dinner. Beef cattle – steak, ribs, roasts, hamburger, shishkabobs, beef stew, chili, etc. and they also have babies (calves/heifers) which turn into adult cattle, etc.
I guess my high school education and growing up in farm country paid off, huh? I have a large stock of steaks and chicken in the freezer.
Every single time I look at the add I get hungry…
You can always ask peta about their record on animal euthanasia, you know the fact that they kill way more animals than they find suitable homes for, then just dump in dumpsters at their headquarters. Or the fact that they have supported terrorists from ALF…not the alien Gordon Shumway, but a dickhead named Rod Coronado.
If you ever get a chance, look up these two people:
Gillian McKeith, a TV health guru, strict vegetarian
Nigella Lawson, a TV chef
They are both 51 years old.
Gillian advocates a holistic approach with a vegetarian diet. She looks like wrinkled socks.
Nigella eats meat, butter and desserts. She does not look like wrinkled socks.
And in honor of this thraed, I will be making caramelized onion meatcakes with mashed potato frosting and green bean sprinkles.
Damned shitty hunters……..
PH- I’ve had a girl-crush on Nigella for years. She freaking rocks.
Support your local no kill shelter.
As far as PETA, think of it as penance for all the water buffalo that got wasted. for those that don’t know what a water buffalo is, I’ll cook a steak for you of it. Come back in a few years and see how you like it (you’ll still be chewing it….).
Friend or food? Why does it have to be “or”?
A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. “How did the pig get a wooden leg?”, he asks the farmer.
“Well”, says the farmer, “that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn.
“Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved everyone of them.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?” asked the salesman.
“Oh no” says the farmer. “He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure.”
“So the bear injured his leg then,” says the salesman.
“Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned.”
“So he hurt his leg then?” asks the salesman.
“Oh no,” says the farmer.
“So how did he get the wooden leg?” the salesman asks.
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “When you have a pig like that, you don’t want to eat him all at once.”
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Malclave that’s funny as hell right there!
@ Ex-PH2:
Gillian McKeith – Needs to pull up her (support) socks.
Nigella Lawson – I volunteer to help her wrinkle her socks.
@ROS and @32 Pave Pusher, I will never give up butter or beef or bacon. For dinner tonight, I fixed cappellini with seasoned chicken (garlic, Mrs. Dash, chili powder, salt) and grape tomatoes and mushrooms.
For anyone who is interested I found two places that sell manfood snacks: Blue Ox Jerky and Barren Creek Beef Jerky. Blue Ox has some rather salty things to say about tofu. Both are American companies. Blue Ox sells turkey jerky, bison jerky and elk jerky, plus hunt sausage.
@Malclave, my cat Mikey and I laughed ourselves silly at your story.
Mmmmmmmmmm…………bison!
PH2…I like making my own jerky. Hunting up here is nice.
Ohhhhh…I wanna go, too….
I have 1 leg of Vension left that i have hidden from my Grandsons . I told the boys that they have to shoot their own Deer this year . In my neck of the Woods, if you do not hunt. You are considered strange and watched to see if you are a Commie Bastard. I havested 3 last season. Joe