Morning phony phunny
TT sends a link to the most fearsome SEAL on the internet. An expert in the business of killing people, he can’t spell his areas of expertise.
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Not saying Carlos Hathcock didn’t make the legendary shot that took out a VC sniper through the scope, but the Myth Busters tried to replicate the shot, using the same rifle, round and the scope the VC sniper would have had, and they couldn’t replicate it. The sniper scope changed the path of the bullet too much for it to travel straight down the tube.
If I were an atheist, I’d have to call Hathcock’s claim BS, since acts of God/miracles don’t exist in atheism.
DaveO-I’ve seen that same (excellent) Mythbusters episode. The fans disputed their findings by noting that Hathcock could have used an armor piercing round and they revisited the myth and found it plausible. What actually happened, who knows. I mean it’s totally unheard of for the Marines to exaggerate an accomplishment for the Corps own purposes right?
Beat somebody to death with a banana…I just spit coffee all over my keyboard…
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Why the fuck should I, faggot?
You guys listed an obvious and often copy-pasted joke as an attempt at stealing valor.
Hilarious that your response to someone pointing out your stupidity is “fuck you u suck ashole 🙁 “
This parody of it just appeared on FunnyJunk
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in voice acting I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on nickelodeon, and i have over 300 confirmed voices i am trained in voice acting warfare i’m the top voice actor in the entire cartoon industry your nothing but another voice. I will wipe you the fuck out with voices the likes of which have never been seen on this earth,mark my words you think you can get away with shit like that over the internet? think again fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across nickelodeon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
And this one, on a Youtube video
What the zoobidy flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I’ll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I’ve rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I’m? the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to me but another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my flibbidy flop.
Yeah this is a running copy and pasted internet joke which refrences the way COD players talk to each other over game chat. Its intentionally satirical…gorilla was probally misspelt on purpose.
I have never been in the military but whenever I hear an interview or read about a SEAL, they never say “I graduated from the Seals.” It is always referred to as BUD/S. And sometimes they will add class number.
Sorry, I’m not done yet….I take SERIOUS OFFENSE, as a civilian, that this POS has the nerve to disrespect Chris Kyle with this mockery. Granted this probably came out before Mr. Kyle’s book and his untimely death but really?! 300 confirmed sniper kills?! WTF?!
This is an internet meme, this is so copied, it hurts to look at it now
I have more than 300 confirmed kills on Modern Warfare. That makes me even better than that wimp Chris Kyle, right?
I really can’t believe this guy is for real. Come on—I’ve been with a lot of stupid people and a lot of smart ones (HS for you), and I can’t think of a single person off the top of my head who is really and truly dumb enough to actually expect people to believe in or be intimidated by and obvious internet tough guy like this. “300 confirmed kills”, entire arsenal of the USMC—Geez, really?