Ballduster McSoulpatch autopsy
For those of you who thought he’d faked his death, we present Ballduster McSoulpatch‘s autopsy. TSO’s preliminary evaluation was “chokes on dick”, that appears to be not the case, at least not directly;
Thanks to Blackfive for forwarding this to us.
Category: Phony soldiers
I’m shock–SHOCKED–to learn that he was a chronic substance abuser.
Other conditions–that’s like saying he died in the car wreck only because he was high as a fucking kite behind the wheel.
So, IOW, his heart exploded from high blood pressure and drugs? Not like that doesn’t ever happen. Ask Whitney Houston.
Holy shiite… his address was “Shady Acres”…too funny!
WTF?!?!? I missed his death? When? Links?
#4 – maybe a tribute to his heroism in Iraq? – http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/206458/shady-acres/jonah-goldberg
I suppose “choking on dick” could come under “substance abuse.”
jcrue – http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28696
TSO was slightly right, looks like he got high and then had heart issues-WHILE choking on dick!
He had his time in the sun, and now he gets his time in the ground. ‘It comes to all who wait.’
Now, that’s funny, PN.
I’d like to point out to those whom care that Hypertensive A.C.D. is hardening of the arteries and high BP. So if he was tweaking and staying high through all of it, he might not have felt much pain….