Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him

| January 8, 2012

Average NCO sends us this video of the December Democrat Candidate Forum. Who wouldn’t vote for a guy with a boot on his head who promises a free pony to all Americans if we promise to brush our teeth?

He promises a “pony-based” economy. He certainly makes Dennis Kucinich look rational.

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jonp

Tell me how he would be worse than Obama? And seriously, who wouldn’t want a pony??

Menoth

Jesus speaks directly to this man. Elect the hell out of him.

2-17 AirCav

Do not dabble in the tomfoolery of the infidels. Those of us who have studied imamery (bet you never even heard of that!) know that while the world awaits the 12th imam, they wait in vain. The one promised is here, the guy with the boot on his noggin, imam 11.5.

OWB

But, but, but, I still want a pony…

DaveO

Ron Paul’s Treasury Secretary. Obviously he’s qualified to audit the Fed.

Marine 83

Au contraire this guy is every bit as rational as Denny K.

Ben

Reminds me of some of the old campus hanger-arounders I used to know in the college town I once inhabited, the People’s Republic of Amherst. Except they made even LESS sense.

I’ve since moved a few miles away from that town.

Ever hear of a guy named Norman Bie?

Dave Thul

No go on being Paul’s Fed chair. Apparently the guy chased Ron Paul out of a event in New Hampshire, unless the costume is available at Wal Mart-

“Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head.”

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/203039-media-mob-forces-paul-to-leave-nh-campaign-event-early