Of course, it’s WV

| November 16, 2011

I’m not typing any of this because I don’t want the traffic that might show up here as a result. And if you’re determined to read the article despite my warnings, you’re going to have to go below the fold to read it.

And you know TSO sent me the link.

Category: Shitbags

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2-17 AirCav

Okay, I’m just in so I’ll start.

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

There is no doubt that my reply to her would have been either, “Go ahead and cut because if I do that I’m going to do cut my own throat anyway” or “Here’s mine. It’s much sharper.”

jonp

Might as well cut my throat ’cause if I go near that thing my whole nasal cavity is going to collapse and choke me to death

NHSparky

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Okay, a lot. A whole lot.

Spigot

As the old saying goes: ” ‘Hello Ladies’ said the blind man as he walked past the fish market”.

Of course from the looks of her bloated face, there would be plenty of FUPA you’d have to work around.

I would have suck started a 1911A1 before going down on that nasty looking wench.

streetsweeper

< sliding Sparky the *puke bucket*….EWWWWW….*cackle*

Don

Go google “the blue waffle”. You won’t just throw up in your mouth a little. NSFW and remember…what has been seen, can not be unseen.

John Curmudgeon

OMG what a foul beast!

Doc Bailey

maybe if they had a long pole with a dildo on the end of it they’d have been ok

2-17 AirCav

“So, sweet lips, what’ll be, tartar sauce or lemon juice?”

Joe

Some weird, off the wall s**t sure ends up on this site.

2-17 AirCav

Looks familiar. Got a shot of her with a patch over an eye?

2-17 AirCav

Yeah, like people who use asterisks to relace letters.

2-17 AirCav

All she had to do was to go to any OWS site and a line would have formed outside her tent.

2-17 AirCav

She was charged with brandishing a deadly weapon. Was that the knife or what?

2-17 AirCav

I heard that the reason the police were called was to investigate a report of 600 cats at the motel.

2-17 AirCav

Why did she go to her ex-husband? This is West Virginia, damn it! Where the hell were her brothers?

cactivet

At the sheriff’s office we had a regular complainer that actually was uglier than this one pictured. She told me one day when I was on a b.s. call that she had went to her doctor and he refused to examine her the day before. She said the doctor told her to go home and “wash her po-po”. I threw up in my mouth at that point.

Mr Wolf, non-Esquire

This is over a year old………….. it was once on this thingy called an ‘internet’ or something…

2-17 AirCav

Hey, Mr. Wolf non-Esquire, this isn’t the AP,Reuters, or EyeWitness News. It’s a blog. Sometimes, dated stuff that is funny shows up here, not as news but as something funny. That’s the way it works. This was one of those instances.

OWB

Dang! Who knew there was a “Use By” date on stuff like that! Golly, by gum, I feel soooo much more ejumicated now.

UpNorth

“Some weird, off the wall s**t sure ends up on this site.”. Yes, you do.
In 27 years, I never got sent to anything like this. My sympathies to the deputy. I wonder, did they have to treat
the back seat of his cruiser as a haz-mat site?
“This is West Virginia, damn it! Where the hell were her brothers?” AirCav, he was here at TAH, posting as Joey…

B'emet Or

………………………………….

streetsweeper

@ #21 – Comment of the night! ROFLMAO!

Bubblehead Ray

{Announcer}. “And now the Mounaineers will form a giant douch nozzle and hose out Ms Williams on the 50 yard line.”

Bubblehead Ray

“While playing “Get the Funk Outta my Face”

Doc Bailey

@10: that’s the way we like it!

maybe they were trying to pay her to keep her legs CLOSED?

a little extra cheese on your taco?

“Sorry Ma’am we were actually looking to run a train on your daughter, not you”

“wait I have to have sex with you sober? NO F***ING WAY!”

“No I’ve seen that movie, that’s how dicks get bitten off”

Train400

When the cops charged her with “brandishing a deadly weapon” did they mean the knife or her vaginal odor?