Matthis wants to slap you for saying you’re non-violent

| May 9, 2011

Matthis is such a giant pussy he won’t even threaten you to your face;

Somehow, Matthis thinks that all Americans are violent because we pay our taxes, yet he remains morally above the rest of us while he uses tax-payer-funded VA benefits.

I wonder how he explains this picture of him pretending to be a real GI Joe firing blanks through a machine gun;

I got that picture from his Facebook profile. I think the next time I hear Matthis call himself an Afghanistan veteran, I’m going to slap the shit out of him.

Category: Phony soldiers, Usual Suspects

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Sponge

“I think the next time I hear Matthis call himself an Afghanistan veteran, I’m going to slap the shit out of him.”

You SHOULD!!!! Although that would be playing into his narrative on you being violent and all because you live in the most evil country in the world. Still, I’d pay to see it.

Claymore

Hey Matthis, Massingil called…they said you’re a douche.

Frankly Opinionated

I am still seeing a Metthis connection to that IED in PA post. “yellow liquid in two bottles”…. Sure seems like he might have cleaned out his fridge.

dutch508

Dear Army Times,
I was shocked and dismayed at the photo on Page XX that showed a soldier firing a weapon with no hearing protection, helmet, or body army. As a former __________, I understand the need for…etc.etc.etc…

Bule Falcons!
XXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX

UpNorth

Heh, Methis is going to “slap the shit” out of anybody? With what, his purse? Or his hanky?
Methis, if you had the stones, just sashay up to the gate at Ft. Hood and try.

Junior AG

Heh-heh, threatening to slap people because he doesn’t like their opinion on a subject… Methis, what a low grade stalinist you’ve become….

Scott

God, I hope he tries it. I really, really do.

lucky

Hey Jonn,
can I slap him for that when you are done?

streetsweeper

You’d be at the very back of that line, Lucky. It’s a long one…lol!

fishaddict

I’m not non violent…I just want a periodic outlet. Please visit us in SeaBee land sometime…

streetsweeper

@ #2 – Claymore……..HEHEHE!

melony

I need more cowbell…

Andy FMF

@#4

That was my first thought too. Makes you wonder if he was actually firing on a range or merely creating a photo op.

Doc Bailey

I know a few female soldiers that would bitch slap him before he got his hand all the way back. Personally I want this double helping of Douche to stop posing. he’s not cool, his “rebellion” isn’t catching on, and really the only one he’s impressing are proctologists at the severity of his Cranial Anal insertion.

NHSparky

On the good side, if you slapped the shit out of Methis you could bury him in a matchbox.

Anonymous in Jax

Reading Matthis’ postings make for a good diet…..I feel the need to vomit every time I see them.

One Ninja

He so big and tough and scary. I can see the revolution coming! hahaha

lucky

@ Jonn, Well as an Afghan Vet, I want this mouth breather to stop posing. Wish I could sue his ass for all future earnings for Libel just for calling himself a Combat Veteran. I have done two tours so far, and still believe in what we do over there and for him to do what he does is a mockery of everything that is sacred.

@ Doc Bailey: Rectal-Cranial Inversion, perfect descriptor of this Giant Douche/Turd Sandwich!