Ironically leaked documentation of Assange’s charges

| February 4, 2011

Irony. It has fruity notes and a coffee bean finish (Fox News link);

In leaked police documents that emerged this week on the Internet, the Swedish woman accusing Assange of rape woke up as he was having sex with her, but let him continue even though she knew he wasn’t wearing a condom.

Well, he should be proud that at least he had enough to wake her up with that pathetic thing. That alone is enough to get him the Nobel Prize in Europe.

It’s unclear who leaked the police documents, some of which have been publicly released before but with key portions blocked out. It’s also not clear which side the full police documents would help more.

A lot of things are unclear. Like what kind of woman is looking for an albino who looks like a 12-year-old girl? And who was Assange trying to convince that he isn’t gay?

Thanks to Old Trooper for the link.

Category: Usual Suspects

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CI Roller Dude

I saw the puke on TV the other night…. I would suspect he doesn’t have a penis.

Old Trooper

I can’t really say what I think (it’s the age of the new non-toxic rhetoric), but suffice it to say that if femboy had anything hanging, he wouldn’t for long.

Doc Bailey

Guy’s such a narcissist he probably thought she didn’t object cuz it was HIM.

malclave

Well, he should be proud that at least he had enough to wake her up with that pathetic thing.

Isn’t that a bit of an assumption? Maybe she has sleep apnea and woke up from that, or maybe her phone rang.

We should stick to facts… just because two events happen at the same time doesn’t mean they’re related, much less that one caused the other.

DaveO

Standard ‘bad-boy’ glamour. It never matters what the creep looks like, acts like, is like – it’s the Notorious Sex Syndrome. I suspect it’s how SEALs procreate.

CRaissi

I suspect Assnage will quickly contact lawyers to file lawsuits against the suspected leakers. He threatened the Guardian with as much.