Weekend Open Thread

| November 15, 2024

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have been chosen to lead the “Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE). They’re not playing around either, many people are looking at having involuntary employment changes coming their way. Musk also plans to make available to the public a list of wasteful spending. Enjoy your weekend!

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Hack Stone

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, will Hack Stone experience the joy of regaining the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will he be burdened by what has not been in a vast chicken wing foisted upon his loyal subjects by the Deplorable Garbage who want to pack Diana Ross and The Supremes, revoke our Constitutional Right to party, and take us back to the days when gasoline was $2 a gallon? Magic 8-Ball says…

Hack Stone

Hack has been beating that page refresh like Phil Monkress flogging the dolphin after getting another contract from the government.

Amateur Historian

Same here. You were just slightly better at than I was. I concede.

ChipNASA

Five minutes behind top 10 (edit 3?!?) bitches.

Oh, condolences to your F5 key there Hackaroonie.

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Green Thumb

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, is Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still a turd?

Wilson

All signs point to YES

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Amateur Historian

First!

Amateur Historian

By a hair!

Amateur Historian

No, a millisecond.

26Limabeans

a C hair.

26Limabeans

A red one!

Thunderstixx

Was that a blonde hair, a brunette hair or a black hair ?????
Anyone that’s ever framed houses for a living knows of what I’m speaking of !!!

SFC D

I can only speak for my dad’s construction company, but a “RCH” was an acceptable and common unit of measure.

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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Amateur Historian

*Sigh* Congrats man!

SgtM

DOGE would fire your 8 ball. It only works half the time. 🙂

Hack Stone

That’s 50% more than Paul of The Ballsack. Have you checked out his Linked In profile? He might as well be standing on the River Road off-ramp of the Capital Beltway holding a cardboard sign reading “Will threaten internet critics for liquor”. His page is a hot mess, just a notch above Ron Mailahn’s. Maybe they can go into business together using Psul’s Jaguar to drive medical paint around.

Commissioner Wretched

Son of a gun. Darn. All those other comments. Keeping tabs on when the WOT drops and I missed it anyway. Oh, well. I’ll congratulate Hack Stone and offer a tribute of trivia, how’s that?

DID YOU KNOW…?
What did Maureen O’Hara whisper to John Wayne in the last scene of 1952’s “The Quiet Man”?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024

We’re now just two weeks away from the second of our year-end holidays, Thanksgiving. It’s one of my favorites, but that’s because I do enjoy eating.

You see, it’s my only true vice. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I’ve never done designer pharmaceuticals, so the only thing left I can overindulge in is food. And, to my detriment most of my days, I’ve done so with abandon.

The older I get, the harder it is to lose weight, so I figure, why bother?

Anyway, what’s your favorite Thanksgiving dinner item? Drop me a note at didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and let me know. Meanwhile, on to this week’s trivia!

Did you know …

… a famous singer wanted to make a Harry Potter musical? Michael Jackson (1958-2009), a fan of the wizardly novels, approached author J.K. Rowling (born 1965) about turning one of the Potter books into a musical. Rowling did not see the idea as something that would add to the Potter-verse, so she declined. (Ah, but it would’ve been a sight to see! And hear!)

… dead cockroaches attract more roaches? The insects release a moldy-smelling chemical after they die, which attracts more of the little boogers. (Even after they die, they’re pests.)

Commissioner Wretched

… when snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food? (How, for heaven’s sake???)

… a quirk in the rules of baseball allows four outs in an inning? Here’s the scenario: the team at bat has runners on first and third, and there’s one out. The batter hits a fly ball, and both runners take off on the hit. The ball is caught (two outs) and the runner from first is thrown out on appeal (three outs). The runner from third crosses the plate without going back to third base before the third out is made. However, if the defensive team does not also appeal that runner from third, the run will count. An appeal play would rule that runner out as well (four outs).

… a family photo is on the Moon? During the Apollo 16 mission in 1972, astronaut Charles Duke (born 1935) left behind a photograph of himself, his wife, and his two sons on the surface of the Moon. The photo is there to this day, though most likely bleached white by more than 50 years of unfiltered sunlight. (Imagine if the Little Green Men found it. “Why’s there a blank piece of paper here?”)

… octopuses don’t have tentacles? Simmer down, and I’ll explain. The eight arms of an octopus have suckers down their entire lengths. Tentacles, however, are defined by scientists who study cephalopods as limbs with suckers only at the end. So they have eight arms (or legs, if you prefer, or some combination of both) but they’re not actually tentacles. (Call ‘em whatever you like, I suppose.)

Hate_me

Does anyone know of an MLB example where that rule was applied?

Commissioner Wretched

… we will never know what the final line of a classic motion picture was? The 1952 movie The Quiet Man starred actors John Wayne (1907-1979) and Maureen O’Hara (1920-2015). At the end of the film, O’Hara whispers something into Wayne’s ear, and he has a startled reaction. What did O’Hara say? Nobody knows, and nobody ever will. The two actors kept that a secret to the end of their lives. Director John Ford (1894-1973) told O’Hara to whisper something to Wayne that would shock him, and would cause him to give a genuine response. So she did, but we’ll never know what it was. (Some of the guesses are pretty interesting, though.)

… a famous actor known for his roles as a Native American was not one? X Brands (born Jay X Brands, 1927-2000) portrayed Native American characters for his entire career, from 1956 to 1978. But Brands was actually of German descent, with no Native American ancestry at all. Brands’ portrayal of Native Americans earned him numerous accolades, even getting a letter from a Pawnee native who said Brands gave “authentic” performances. Brands was best known for his role in the 1958 series Yancy Derringer, in which he played a character named Pahoo-Ka-Ta-Wah, or “Wolf Who Stands in Water.” (Call him Wolfie for short.)

… light does not always travel at the speed of light? The universe’s ultimate “speed limit,” light travels at 186,282 miles per second – but only in vacuum. When it passes through any kind of matter, light slows down. Through water, for instance, photons (particles of light) drop to ¾ the speed of light. One researcher, Dr. Lene Hau (born 1959), was able to slow the speed of light to a poky 38 miles per hour. She did so by shooting a laser beam through extremely cold sodium atoms, which dropped the light to a mere tiny fraction of its normal speed. (Dr. Hau, the only lady to stop light in its tracks.)

Mason

Lene Hau is a pretty interesting person. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lene_Hau

She has actually stopped light, and then restarted it. That’s crazy.

Commissioner Wretched

… commercial airline flights have not always followed pre-set routes? Until 1956, commercial flights were allowed to fly any course to their destinations, and in most cases pilots used the flight to show passengers points of interest. However, in 1956, two sightseeing airplanes collided in mid-air over the Grand Canyon in Arizona, and the practice was ended. (Well, that would do it.)

… the oldest person ever to go into space is best known for his acting role of a spaceship captain? On October 13, 2021, actor William Shatner (born 1931) made a suborbital space flight aboard the Blue Origins New Shepard spacecraft along with three other people. Shatner, who was 90 years old at the time of the flight, is best known for his role as Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise in the television series Star Trek. The 11-minute ballistic flight crossed the Kármán line, the internationally-accepted boundary between the atmosphere of Earth and space, making Shatner the only member of the Star Trek cast to go into space and return to tell about it. (Boldly going, indeed!)

Now … you know!

Thunderstixx

I’m not on board the Karmen line for Blue Origin tourist flights to the upper reaches of the atmosphere.
Roughly 200,000 feet the Karmen line is a supposed delineation of actual space.
To quote someone that knows a lot more about Space, and everything else for that matter, Elon Musk laughs when Blue Origin tries to call their passengers actual astronauts.
“Getting to Space is hard, but getting to orbit is a thousand times harder”
I’m with Elon on this one. Blasting a capsule off to the Karmen line is really hard, but to be called Astronauts they need to have completed the myriad studies, physical conditioning, mental preparations and all the thousands of other things that go into one of the hardest jobs on Earth.
Congrats to all of us that actually did the work of becoming actual Military Veterans.
And thank you to Ltc Tulsi Gabbard and Major Pete Hegseth for their service to America and stepping up to server in a different cpacity.
Of course, Tulsi outranks Pete, I wonder if she’ll pull rank on him ?????????

A Proud Infidel®™

VPOTUS-elect JD Vance was a Corporal IIRC, so his ascent to his position IMHO makes him THE ULTIMATE E4 Mafiosi!

Hate_me

I don’t see orbit as any less ambiguous a standard than the Kármán line, and the consensus on the Kármán line as the boundary is enough for me to say they’ve been to “outer space.” If that is the delineation for being an astronaut, then they’re astronauts. There are some pre-mission training and medical standards for Blue Origin even if much less stringent than that of NASA. Then again, how much of that standard NASA training did Christa McAuliffe have? She completed basic conditioning protocols (I’m assuming things like the “vomit comet” and that g-force arm that has always made me think of the teacups ride for adults) but was there solely to garner public interest rather than carry out any mission-critical tasks. Still, despite the Challenger never making it to orbit (or the Kármán line), she is considered an astronaut. You cannot challenge Shatner’s status without attacking hers – I doubt that’s a hill upon which anyone wants to die.

Etymologically speaking, the Argonauts were thus named because they sailed on the Argo. If we want to be really anal about definitions, there has never been a true astronaut because no man has ever ridden a star (at least, not the celestial kind).

Odie

4th it seems

Hack Stone

Will any contracts with All Points Logistics make that list of wasteful spending?

Green Thumb

Phildo’s jelly beans!

ChipNASA

Interestingly, all I see from my veteran friends online are screaming and yelling about how the Vivek Ramaswamy is going to kill the VA and all of our healthcare benefits.

I find that hard to believe because if anybody would google more than two seconds, they are going to delete the unfunded mandate which expired in 1996 or 98 and has just been re-funded every year.

The other frothing at the mouth thing was Pete Hegseth being SecDef And he was gonna cut all of our benefits.

Again, I find that hard to believe what he saying and VA and Elon are they are going to cut Fraud abuse, particularly where we have people that never served are getting 100% disability.

I would find it hard to believe that the rank and file legitimate Veterans getting either disability or Health Services are going to be out on the street. 🤨🙄

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Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls in the hall hanging with a man named Paul-mer (of the ballscak) while avoiding calls seeking clarification of his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native Ameican, Navy SEAL and LEO claims.

A Proud Infidel®™

I betcha those two still allegedly blow winos behind bus stops for spare change!

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Sapper3307

Happy weekend.

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Fyrfighter

Poor bird

A Proud Infidel®™

IN NATURE, many toxic animals will advertise that they are so by displaying bright colors, I offer two examples, one being human moonbats and the other the Poison Dart Frog native to Tropical South America.

Skippy

👆

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A Proud Infidel®™

I once again declare myself Present and Unaccountable as I once again award myself another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
Those on Epstein’s list have got to be getting even antsier.
Tell THAT liberal you know “Donald Trump IS NOT your President, I mean NOT YET, that starts on January 20th!”

Thunderstixx

I’m dying to see both the Epstein lists and the P Diddy lists !!!
This is gonna be an hilarious four years !!!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition !!!

A Proud Infidel®™

“I’m dying to see both the Epstein lists and the P Diddy lists !!!”

YOU AND ME BOTH, I’m very curious AS TO how many names are on both lists!

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Odie

And how often.

Hack Stone

The National Archives will be making the Epstein List available for review. Appointments for accessing are being accepted now. Currently the only availability is midnight at Fort Marcy Park.

Dragoon 45

Silver Stars and DFCs for shooting down drones.

First Air Force woman with Silver Star among 32 honored aircrew

5JC

Iran is our enemy? Asking for a female pilot friend.

Odie

Who knew

SFC D

No. Were the drones shooting back? No. That’s a lot of decorative hardware for a turkey shoot.

Thunderstixx

The Great Marianas Turkey Shoot, one of the deciding battles of WWII.
Drone shootdowns for a Silver Star for valor WTAF ?????

Mason

DFCs (sans “V”) I’m OK with. That’s an award for exceptional aerial performance. Tracking and engaging multiple targets, over multiple back-to-back sorties, is in line with the DFC.

I’m not seeing how the Silver Star is right. I hope some of our former military aviators like Mick can shed some light on this.

SFC D

A DFC for what was essentially a gunnery exercise? What’s next, MSM’s for expert M4 qualification? Why not, there’s very little difference.

Sam

It’s been a long day. Too hard to find something interesting and fun and worth looking at. Nothing

Wonder what APLC means?

https://aplc8.com/

USAFRetired

What Executive Branch Department is the Department of Government Efficiency located in?

We could use one.

Can we bring back Trumps admin #1 requireent that you have to delete two regulations for everyone you add.

Anonymous

2.0, baby!
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Graybeard

Present & Unaccountable as ever.
Nonetheless, still FIRST (h/t Hack) in the hearts of the grandkids. And Mrs. GB, naturlich.

Was able to restore the GB Compound Shooting Range to functionality after last Spring’s floods scoured the gully. Salvaged almost all of the important items. Missing the brass-catcher mesh and some range markings – nothing critical.

Beautiful weather in the AO – been soaking it up.

God bless you all, God bless and guide the Donald Trump crew working to fix our government, and may God bless you all.

A Proud Infidel®™

JUST A THOUGHT, how long will it be until whacko moonbats on the left start referring to members of the incoming administration as “Trump Mafia”?

Odie

Mark the date, and come back later to claim the “I told you so” award.

A Proud Infidel®™

😀😀😀

Skippy

Rumor has it berry is up to no good in February-March timeframe
I wonder what’s up

Odie

Maybe this? Video proof of him digging his own grave and naming names to boot.

https://bustednuckles.net/demonrat-congressman-openly-plotting-treason/

Amateur Historian

Well, this is one of the craziest WW2 stories I’ve heard. What happens in this video can scarcely be believed, but it happened:

Mason

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=87093

Here’s my Valor Friday on the man.

Amateur Historian

Ah, cool! Thanks!

Graybeard

Wow.

5JC

When you think of the situation that make the idea of crawling out onto the wing of plane using an axe for safety while traveling 180MPH, 18,000 feet in the air while it is on fire to put the fire out seems nothing out of the ordinary. He could have used his scrotum as a reserve parachute.

NHSparky

Gotta love when trucks start throwing major parts at 150k miles.
Bad part is the truck is barely 3 years old. Carry on.

A Proud Infidel®™

Oooh, I would SO LOVE to be part of that!!!

Claw

Today’s NSN’s are:

8465-00-782-6723 Hammock, Jungle, Nylon, w/Netting & Canopy, 7.03 ft long

8465-01-004-6225 Boatswain’s Pipe

8465-01-408-5078 Club, Self-Protection, 26-inch, Black Steel

Oops, almost forgot your thinker for the day:

Why was Private Joker allowed to wear his wire-rimmed glasses throughout Recruit Training without being issued a set of BCG’s?

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26Limabeans

That third one sounds interesting.
Where can I fill out a requisition form?

rgr769

Could have used that first one in the Viet of the Nam. But the one I had worked well with my poncho as a rain fly. Many was the late afternoon when I was soaking wet, wrapped up in my poncho liner in the hammock and woke up a couple of hours later none dry. Almost all the gear we used in the bush worked quite well. I would not have wanted to do that tour without jungle fatigues and poncho liners.