Weekend Open Thread

| November 15, 2024 | 26 Comments

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have been chosen to lead the “Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE). They’re not playing around either, many people are looking at having involuntary employment changes coming their way. Musk also plans to make available to the public a list of wasteful spending. Enjoy your weekend!

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Hack Stone

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, will Hack Stone experience the joy of regaining the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will he be burdened by what has not been in a vast chicken wing foisted upon his loyal subjects by the Deplorable Garbage who want to pack Diana Ross and The Supremes, revoke our Constitutional Right to party, and take us back to the days when gasoline was $2 a gallon? Magic 8-Ball says…

Hack Stone

Hack has been beating that page refresh like Phil Monkress flogging the dolphin after getting another contract from the government.

Amateur Historian

Same here. You were just slightly better at than I was. I concede.

ChipNASA

Five minutes behind top 10 (edit 3?!?) bitches.

Oh, condolences to your F5 key there Hackaroonie.

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Green Thumb

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, is Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still a turd?

Wilson

All signs point to YES

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Amateur Historian

First!

Amateur Historian

By a hair!

Amateur Historian

No, a millisecond.

26Limabeans

a C hair.

26Limabeans

A red one!

Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball says…

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Amateur Historian

*Sigh* Congrats man!

SgtM

DOGE would fire your 8 ball. It only works half the time. 🙂

Hack Stone

That’s 50% more than Paul of The Ballsack. Have you checked out his Linked In profile? He might as well be standing on the River Road off-ramp of the Capital Beltway holding a cardboard sign reading “Will threaten internet critics for liquor”. His page is a hot mess, just a notch above Ron Mailahn’s. Maybe they can go into business together using Psul’s Jaguar to drive medical paint around.

Commissioner Wretched

Son of a gun. Darn. All those other comments. Keeping tabs on when the WOT drops and I missed it anyway. Oh, well. I’ll congratulate Hack Stone and offer a tribute of trivia, how’s that?

DID YOU KNOW…?
What did Maureen O’Hara whisper to John Wayne in the last scene of 1952’s “The Quiet Man”?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024

We’re now just two weeks away from the second of our year-end holidays, Thanksgiving. It’s one of my favorites, but that’s because I do enjoy eating.

You see, it’s my only true vice. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I’ve never done designer pharmaceuticals, so the only thing left I can overindulge in is food. And, to my detriment most of my days, I’ve done so with abandon.

The older I get, the harder it is to lose weight, so I figure, why bother?

Anyway, what’s your favorite Thanksgiving dinner item? Drop me a note at didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and let me know. Meanwhile, on to this week’s trivia!

Did you know …

… a famous singer wanted to make a Harry Potter musical? Michael Jackson (1958-2009), a fan of the wizardly novels, approached author J.K. Rowling (born 1965) about turning one of the Potter books into a musical. Rowling did not see the idea as something that would add to the Potter-verse, so she declined. (Ah, but it would’ve been a sight to see! And hear!)

… dead cockroaches attract more roaches? The insects release a moldy-smelling chemical after they die, which attracts more of the little boogers. (Even after they die, they’re pests.)

Commissioner Wretched

… when snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food? (How, for heaven’s sake???)

… a quirk in the rules of baseball allows four outs in an inning? Here’s the scenario: the team at bat has runners on first and third, and there’s one out. The batter hits a fly ball, and both runners take off on the hit. The ball is caught (two outs) and the runner from first is thrown out on appeal (three outs). The runner from third crosses the plate without going back to third base before the third out is made. However, if the defensive team does not also appeal that runner from third, the run will count. An appeal play would rule that runner out as well (four outs).

… a family photo is on the Moon? During the Apollo 16 mission in 1972, astronaut Charles Duke (born 1935) left behind a photograph of himself, his wife, and his two sons on the surface of the Moon. The photo is there to this day, though most likely bleached white by more than 50 years of unfiltered sunlight. (Imagine if the Little Green Men found it. “Why’s there a blank piece of paper here?”)

… octopuses don’t have tentacles? Simmer down, and I’ll explain. The eight arms of an octopus have suckers down their entire lengths. Tentacles, however, are defined by scientists who study cephalopods as limbs with suckers only at the end. So they have eight arms (or legs, if you prefer, or some combination of both) but they’re not actually tentacles. (Call ‘em whatever you like, I suppose.)

Commissioner Wretched

… we will never know what the final line of a classic motion picture was? The 1952 movie The Quiet Man starred actors John Wayne (1907-1979) and Maureen O’Hara (1920-2015). At the end of the film, O’Hara whispers something into Wayne’s ear, and he has a startled reaction. What did O’Hara say? Nobody knows, and nobody ever will. The two actors kept that a secret to the end of their lives. Director John Ford (1894-1973) told O’Hara to whisper something to Wayne that would shock him, and would cause him to give a genuine response. So she did, but we’ll never know what it was. (Some of the guesses are pretty interesting, though.)

… a famous actor known for his roles as a Native American was not one? X Brands (born Jay X Brands, 1927-2000) portrayed Native American characters for his entire career, from 1956 to 1978. But Brands was actually of German descent, with no Native American ancestry at all. Brands’ portrayal of Native Americans earned him numerous accolades, even getting a letter from a Pawnee native who said Brands gave “authentic” performances. Brands was best known for his role in the 1958 series Yancy Derringer, in which he played a character named Pahoo-Ka-Ta-Wah, or “Wolf Who Stands in Water.” (Call him Wolfie for short.)

… light does not always travel at the speed of light? The universe’s ultimate “speed limit,” light travels at 186,282 miles per second – but only in vacuum. When it passes through any kind of matter, light slows down. Through water, for instance, photons (particles of light) drop to ¾ the speed of light. One researcher, Dr. Lene Hau (born 1959), was able to slow the speed of light to a poky 38 miles per hour. She did so by shooting a laser beam through extremely cold sodium atoms, which dropped the light to a mere tiny fraction of its normal speed. (Dr. Hau, the only lady to stop light in its tracks.)

Commissioner Wretched

… commercial airline flights have not always followed pre-set routes? Until 1956, commercial flights were allowed to fly any course to their destinations, and in most cases pilots used the flight to show passengers points of interest. However, in 1956, two sightseeing airplanes collided in mid-air over the Grand Canyon in Arizona, and the practice was ended. (Well, that would do it.)

… the oldest person ever to go into space is best known for his acting role of a spaceship captain? On October 13, 2021, actor William Shatner (born 1931) made a suborbital space flight aboard the Blue Origins New Shepard spacecraft along with three other people. Shatner, who was 90 years old at the time of the flight, is best known for his role as Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise in the television series Star Trek. The 11-minute ballistic flight crossed the Kármán line, the internationally-accepted boundary between the atmosphere of Earth and space, making Shatner the only member of the Star Trek cast to go into space and return to tell about it. (Boldly going, indeed!)

Now … you know!

Odie

4th it seems

Hack Stone

Will any contracts with All Points Logistics make that list of wasteful spending?

Green Thumb

Phildo’s jelly beans!

ChipNASA

Interestingly, all I see from my veteran friends online are screaming and yelling about how the Vivek Ramaswamy is going to kill the VA and all of our healthcare benefits.

I find that hard to believe because if anybody would google more than two seconds, they are going to delete the unfunded mandate which expired in 1996 or 98 and has just been re-funded every year.

The other frothing at the mouth thing was Pete Hegseth being SecDef And he was gonna cut all of our benefits.

Again, I find that hard to believe what he saying and VA and Elon are they are going to cut Fraud abuse, particularly where we have people that never served are getting 100% disability.

I would find it hard to believe that the rank and file legitimate Veterans getting either disability or Health Services are going to be out on the street. 🤨🙄

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Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls in the hall hanging with a man named Paul-mer (of the ballscak) while avoiding calls seeking clarification of his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native Ameican, Navy SEAL and LEO claims.

Sapper3307

Happy weekend.

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A Proud Infidel®™

I once again declare myself Present and Unaccountable as I once again award myself another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
Those on Epstein’s list have got to be getting even antsier.
Tell THAT liberal you know “Donald Trump IS NOT your President, I mean NOT YET, that starts on January 20th!”