Walt grassed by auntie

| March 5, 2024

Crossing the pond for stolen valor today.

Ashley Thompson, 29, used his cousin’s financial info to apply for a seven thousand pound loan, then persuaded his cousin (Michael Green) that it was a gambling win and persuaded Green it was OK to be put in Green’s account. Doesn’t seem like that says much for Green’s acuity and financial acumen, does it, that he then transferred the seven grand to Thompson. Needless to say, the loan group then came after Green for repayment and the whole mess came to light.

He told police and Thompson later admitted the fraud in court, but the judge was persuaded to defer sentence for four months after Thompson argued that he had post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after two tours of duty in Afghanistan.

The judge had been told by Lloyd Jenkins, defending, at that hearing that Thompson had been discharged from the Army in 2017 after serving for seven years, and had resorted to using cocaine and gambling as an escape.

In deferring sentence, Judge Macmillan told Thompson: “I understand that you have drug and gambling addictions and over the next four months I want you to try and sort a few issues out to prove that you are turning your life around.”

Guess you have to expect things like this will hit the fan, especially when your cousin says “I owe WHAT?” Kinda kicks the whole mess into the open. But then…

However, soon after the hearing, Thompson’s aunt read an account on a Gloucestershire news website and alerted the authorities that he had lied about his Army service and his alleged duty in Afghanistan.

One common trait of judges on BOTH sides of the pond – they look askance at being lied to.

Jailing Thompson for 36 months, Judge Rupert Lowe told him he was an inveterate liar who came up with fictitious stories to try to excuse or explain his criminal behaviour.

Judge Lowe told Thompson: “You are a thoroughly dishonest, manipulative and deceitful man.

“When you appeared before Judge Macmillan you said you were suffering from PTSD. That was a lie. You said you had served twice in Afghanistan in 2011 and 2014. That was not true either.”The Telegraph

Probably didn’t help Thompson’s case that they found 41 cannabis plants growing at his place when the cops dropped by.

No word whether his brief, Mr. Jenkins, is going to suffer consequences for lying to the judge.

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, None, PTSD, UK

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Hack Stone

Does All Points Logistics have a branch in the UK?

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

If not, they should have one across the pond.

A stolen valor scumbag is a scumbag no matter which side of the “pond” he comes from, UK or US.

KMIA!!

5JC

Not that I know of however; Thompson sounds like a perfect fit for Balfour Beatty in their customer service department.

If you lived in military housing and were wondering why that water leak that they said they fixed was still leaking, he could explain that the plumber had Peety S Dee.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/23/balfour-beatty-to-pay-49m-fine-for-against-us-military

Green Thumb

That’s what I am screaming…

You beat me to it.

A truly Phildoesque dude, indeed.

2banana

All the massive fakers give those with true PTSD a hard time to even come foward. It’s like when you meet a true SEAL now…

MarineDad61

2banana,
and don’t get me started on the “service dogs”.
https://highlandcanine.com/how-to-identify-a-fake-service-dog/

Odie

Fake srvice dogs? You mean like the ones sniffing all food items in grocery stores or restaurants?

MarineDad61

Odie,
or begging for snacks (and beer!) at a VFW Post canteen,
while sniffing the feet at at the barstools.

sarah t-f

I’m the Aunty who ‘grassed’ and the reason I did was because my partner served two tours of Afghanistan and Iraq and has severe ptsd that I witness every day, Ashley did two years and went nowhere. Stolen Valor is disgusting and makes a mockery of all those who served.

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rgr1480

Good on you, Aunty Sarah!!!!

Regardless of blood relation, “low-lives are going to low-life.” I’m glad you protected YOUR soldier.

SFC D

Excellent job, Sarah! and welcome to our little corner of the world.

Green Thumb

Roger that!

5JC

Your efforts are appreciated. I will pray for your partner tonight and hope they find comfort with their condition.

You can’t pick your family but you can hold them accountable.

Roh-Dog

Thank you!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Thank you, Auntie Sarah, for being so stand up.
And may God bless all your efforts in taking care of your partner.
Welcome to the TAH family. Feel free to stop by and comment about ANYTHING at all, at any time. You will be most warmly welcomed.

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A Proud Infidel®™

GOOD for you on doing what’s right, IMHO Stolen Valor is something that needs to be brought out into the daylight for all to see!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Sunlight is the best disinfectant

MustangCPT

Oh no…we want that tosser of a nephew to come around! We need to cut our teeth on some poser, dammit! This new generation just ain’t gettin’ it!

MustangCPT

Well, we appreciate you calling out your nephew. I’m quite the fan of old British TV crime shows like “The Sweeney” and “Rumpole of The Bailey” so when I saw the word “grassed” in the headline, it piqued my interest! Cheers!

SFC D

Ashley Thompson, any relation to Ashley Roachclip of The Jefferson Hairpie?

26Limabeans

I’m pretty sure it’s all an unfortunate misunderstanding.

26Limabeans

Cool hat with dog ears.

Odie

I bet family get togethers will be a raucous event in a few years. Bring lawn chairs and drinks and arrive early for the pregame show.

KoB

Would hot wings and popcorn be an appropriate snack, or should we bring Fish ‘n Chips? Room temp beer?

Good on Aunty Sarah for flushing this turd out. Captain Peacock was unavailable for comment.

sarah t-f

He’s lost us all from our side. Believe Me there is more to this story and more things than this. I just couldn’t sit by and hear the lies for him to get a lesser sentence for fraud to my cousin at the cost of all those men who served for us all and some that suffer for their service. Sorry to you all. He deserves his punishment.

Dennis - not chevy

Well done. Moral courage is what you showed and there isn’t enough of it these days.

KoB

We’re proud of you for what you did, proud to get to know you, and proud that you are now a part of our Merry Little Band. Too late to back out, you’re enlisted “…for the duration…” *grin*

Dive into the archives, you’ll see that we’ve had our fair share of despicable lying, thieving POSes. And many of them were brought to the attention of VG/TAH by folks just like you. You have our thanks!

Now…bring us the “rest of the story…” Inquiring minds and all that.

sarah t-f

I don’t think there is an enough room for all the lies that have been told to get to this conviction. Thanks for all your kind comments because i know Ashley will be blaming me for this and not that he has continued to throw a web of lies all done by his own doing. He never ever expected me to see the original news article ( by this point we weren’t talking due to him screwing me out of £2000). Someone had to do the right blood or not. 😁

SFC D

You’ve done well. You won’t find a better class of miscreants or curmudgeons anywhere, we’re one big dysfunctional family.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Oh, there’s ALWAYS enough room, for however much you want to tell. Or not tell.
But, as always, we miscreants will respect your wishes.
We can be a respectful lot..sometimes..once in a great while..occasionally…..

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Wilson

Mr. Humphries was free.

KoB

I’d rather be served by Miss Brahms…or Young Mr. Grace’s nurse.

Commissioner Wretched

Hell, the lady in charge of the staff cafeteria wasn’t all that bad looking … but yeah, Young Mr. Grace’s nurse, all the way. She had the same effect on me that she had on his poor old heart. Or Miss Brahms. Either … or maybe both … hmmmm.

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Commissioner Wretched

Ever notice, King … they replaced Young Mr. Grace with Old Mr. Grace, played by a younger actor with lousy makeup?

KoB

Indeed I did notice, but considering that “Young” Mister Grace has been passed away for 40+ years (dying in ’82) and the show went to ’86(?), welp they had to do something. Harold Bennett was a WWI Vet serving as a Courier…not exactly what one would call “in the rear with the gear” duty. I FIRST (ht2 YOU) saw the original episodes back in the early ’70s while stationed in The FRG. On AFN, German Broadcast (dubbed), and even BBC when the weather was just right.

Side bar…Captain Peacock was outed as an embellisher in one episode when it was mentioned that he had actually be a Corporal. A Proud Member of The Brits E4 Mafia…if such as thing actually does exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Bennett

MustangCPT

Fish and chips and perhaps a nice bitter?

MarineDad61

Here’s a UK website that might enjoy megaphoning this story.
https://thewaltermittyhuntersclubhq.com/

5JC

Cool site. I learned a new word. Tell me if I am using it right.

Ashley Thompson is a cockwomble.

W2

I went to that site, but didn’t understand anything I read. It’s like they were using the same alphabet and punctuation as us but their words had no, or different, meaning in American.

And what the hell is a cockwomble?

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Andy11M

The Brits and the Americans are two peoples separated by the same language.

RGR 4-78

Cock Wombles wobble and they always go down.

MustangCPT

Focus on the first four letters…

Roh-Dog

You’d figure a barrister (read: lawer) would knows better.
Apparently Thompson enjoys miserable company.

I hope we hear ‘good news’ in the future!

(below: my favorite British ‘soldiers’)

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Andy11M

Why is Dr House wearing that silly uniform and hanging out with Mr Bean?

MustangCPT

Because they were a comedy team back in the day.

Grunt

Oi! Cocksucker!