I’m in the retired reserve and still on the hook for being called up. I still fit in my uniform and would still be able to pass the PT test.
Odie
1 year ago
Great way to start the day. It’s hard to pick a favorite.
KoB
1 year ago
It’s not the fruit of the tree that men are tempted by…it’s the fruit of her loins. Pro tip…make sure that fruit passes the smell test BEFORE you give it the taste test. Could be rotten.
On Floyd: didn’t watch or read anything but saw the headlines. Sucks for the family, but in the words of Rick James “[fentanyl] is a hell of a drug”. Like so many other Americans, he let a drug define his legacy, but at least he got one, leading to the destruction of multiple lives and countless properties due to some cops’ lack of situational awareness and a politicized media partnering with politicians seeking to undermine law and order in one fell swoop.
On wokeism, racism, inclusion, transmastigmatism, and diversity: they’re “strengths”, alright. It takes tremendous strength of (lack of) character to stand up and denounce the heterosexual White male while simultaneously preaching tolerance and acceptance for all.
On “Queers for Palestine”: practice what you preach. Hamas will need all the support it can get, but mere talk gets nowhere in that area. Go volunteer to take on the evil Israelis and I’m sure that your jihadist brothers and sisters in arms will be fully supportive of your lifestyle. Hell, there may not be too many rooftops in Gaza before long.
On climate change: I recycle my used oil and unused 2-cycle gas, while keeping landfills a little emptier and the yard a little cleaner. Cardboard, tree limbs, and leaves go in my magical recycler called a fire pit, and the old fossils help maintain it. Not that I can do my part recently, due to the ongoing drought. Thanks Al Gore and your stupid plane…
On Columbus Day: we’re here. We’re enjoying memes and typing away on our environmentally unfriendly devices, speaking English for the most part (hmm…wasn’t Columbus Italian?), and not killing other tribes or making human sacrifices. Okay, that last part is wrong. Chicago and other inner-city hellholes seem to be tribal in nature, and law-abiding citizens are being sacrificed for a pandering joke of a political structure (Executive, Legislative, and Judicial).
Stole the makings for this meme from the cold & flu section of the pharmacy, along with matchbooks for the strike surfaces, and cooked this dankness up using the nat-zo-nice method (iykyk).
Great job as always! Thanks with starting my Sunday with a smile.
And “happy 50th birthday” to Fentanyl Floyed.
FJB
KHgrCLahPBk
I’m in the retired reserve and still on the hook for being called up. I still fit in my uniform and would still be able to pass the PT test.
Great way to start the day. It’s hard to pick a favorite.
It’s not the fruit of the tree that men are tempted by…it’s the fruit of her loins. Pro tip…make sure that fruit passes the smell test BEFORE you give it the taste test. Could be rotten.
And don’t stick your junk in crazy.
Would Tannerite Pray Rugs be considered baiting?
On Floyd: didn’t watch or read anything but saw the headlines. Sucks for the family, but in the words of Rick James “[fentanyl] is a hell of a drug”. Like so many other Americans, he let a drug define his legacy, but at least he got one, leading to the destruction of multiple lives and countless properties due to some cops’ lack of situational awareness and a politicized media partnering with politicians seeking to undermine law and order in one fell swoop.
On wokeism, racism, inclusion, transmastigmatism, and diversity: they’re “strengths”, alright. It takes tremendous strength of (lack of) character to stand up and denounce the heterosexual White male while simultaneously preaching tolerance and acceptance for all.
On “Queers for Palestine”: practice what you preach. Hamas will need all the support it can get, but mere talk gets nowhere in that area. Go volunteer to take on the evil Israelis and I’m sure that your jihadist brothers and sisters in arms will be fully supportive of your lifestyle. Hell, there may not be too many rooftops in Gaza before long.
On climate change: I recycle my used oil and unused 2-cycle gas, while keeping landfills a little emptier and the yard a little cleaner. Cardboard, tree limbs, and leaves go in my magical recycler called a fire pit, and the old fossils help maintain it. Not that I can do my part recently, due to the ongoing drought. Thanks Al Gore and your stupid plane…
On Columbus Day: we’re here. We’re enjoying memes and typing away on our environmentally unfriendly devices, speaking English for the most part (hmm…wasn’t Columbus Italian?), and not killing other tribes or making human sacrifices. Okay, that last part is wrong. Chicago and other inner-city hellholes seem to be tribal in nature, and law-abiding citizens are being sacrificed for a pandering joke of a political structure (Executive, Legislative, and Judicial).
Ah, those Leftist hamas-fanboy idiots:
I especially liked the last one. There were several worth stealing and passing on, so I did.
I’m discovering your meme for the glory of the Klingon Empire.
That was awesome.
Then One more theory and Veteran Benefits.
Diversity isn’t your strength.
Has anybody read Yahell?
The sequel:
The 1950’s Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company toon was great and my whole familly did shoping every Friday night and got the green stamps.
Awesome stuff, stealing to share with the gang at work
Recognize a’many of these.
Apparently we got the same meme dealer.
FJB, hard. With a cactus.
Stole the makings for this meme from the cold & flu section of the pharmacy, along with matchbooks for the strike surfaces, and cooked this dankness up using the nat-zo-nice method (iykyk).
Jk, borrowed from TTAG.