Video intended for TikTok captures man sniffing bums at Burbank Barnes & Noble
Calese Crowder stooped down behind Michaela Witter’s butt. He claimed that he was tying his shoes, but his shoes were tied and there was plenty of room in the store for him to tie his shoes if needed. (Michaela Witter)
Michaela Witter filmed herself doing solo activities in the community. She uploaded these videos to show others that fun could be had while doing solo activities. While reviewing one of her videos of her shopping at a Burbank Barnes & Noble, she noticed a man, later identified as Calese Crowder, doing more than just stalking her. When she watched in detail, the man stooped down behind her. Not long after stooping down behind her, he stooped down behind another woman.
From KTLA5:
Social media personality Michaela Witter started a series on TikTok called “Solo Dates” — meant to showcase outings and activities that people can do alone, especially women.
But what happened to the 28-year-old at Barnes & Noble bookstore in Burbank made her feel completely stalked and violated.
What started as a trip to the bookstore to relax turned into an unnerving experience for Witter. Shortly after she arrived at the store, she says a stranger began following her before finally invading her space.
“It felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following me,” she recalled. “So I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me, but I definitely did not expect him to do this.”
In the video, the man is seen crouching down low and getting extremely close to Witter’s legs. He is later seen doing the same thing to another woman browsing nearby.
“I was so freaked out,” she said. “He was literally under me, so freaking close to me, so I decided to tell the front desk.”
Witter turned around and confronted the man, asking him what he was doing. He claimed he was tying his shoes.
“Which he wasn’t,” Witter said. “He was pretending to. His shoes were tied.”
KTLA 5 has the link to the story here. The man, Calese Crowder, was later arrested for allegedly peeping and prowling a home containing children. Videos of the butt sniffer in action can be viewed here and here. A more detailed one from Twitter:
This man’s name is Calese Crowder and he has been doing this to many women all around Burbank and Glendale pic.twitter.com/0oaaB5JU2C
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) August 9, 2023
Perhaps a bit of pepper spray might just fix the sniffer. No matter what is done we must take steps to make sure he doesn’t run for president. One sniffer in office is enough.
Looks like somebody has found a new Chief of Staff.
Auditions are now open. Maybe he was hoping for some broken wind?
Now, if she were a guy he could cancel her for being racist against LGBTQRTUVWXYZ people… how left/libtardery is today.
Though I do suggest she make things unpleasant while he’s there:
Maybe that’s what he’s looking for?
The internet is a strange place, and if one looks hard enough you can find every abnormal lustful predilection imaginable.
I’ve seen things…
Well, yeah, people be strange… a simple “Hey, get da f*ck outta here, pervert!” may be better under the circumstances.
That’s probably what he was hoping for
In less preverted times he probably wouldn’t be, I admit… but today:
His ears! Mama pulled them his whole life!
Friend,
Here’s the ears mugshot.
I thought someone else would have put this up by now.
But here it is.
Does anyone know how ears get like this?
Shrek?
Too many usings of the bridal bridle by his prison husband.
(don’t worry, I regerts typing it as much as you did read’n it)
Ask kamala
My answer: Bad genetic material, or fetal alcohol syndrome. Cuz that boy ain’t right.
Teletubies?
Just in… Years of folk doing nothing but COIN while wearing a PT belt for safety and using a cellphone in the field is showing up in training Ukrainians for LSCO major WW2-style war again:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ukrainian-troops-left-underprepared-nato-084604653.html
The Russians are not helping on their end. This article talks about an intercepted phone call conversation between a Russian soldier and a family member… This same theme, and other themes, repeat themselves in these recordings. In one conversation that I recently listened to; a Russian soldier admitted to shooting one of his fellow soldiers. The other soldier was drunk and was just shooting anywhere. Getting drunk and carelessly shooting, not caring if a fellow soldier gets shot, appears to be a common issue on the front lines. This soldier complained that you either got shot by your drunken comrades, or got bombed by the enemy.
“Putin is trying to get rid of people, you’re just meat”:
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/20499
True, the Russkies be idiots too.
FOBbitry and only sending out a patrol during the day with uparmored HMMWVs, with perfectly working Internet and an enemy w/o arty, tanks or aircraft, just ain’t LSCO though.
I was infantry when I deployed to Iraq. We did our missions at night, and only did administrative style missions during the daytime, for the most part.
The article that you provided is not something that any of my units would’ve done, either Infantry or PSYOP. At my units during both MOSs, we tailored training to the expected environment that we were expecting to deploy to. In fact, during my last major field training prior to transferring to the Retired Reserve, the training scenario was different from counterinsurgency. We still factored counterinsurgency, but artillery, tanks, drones, unrestricted warfare, open field warfare, and other variables were also thrown into the mix (the Army was already incorporating realities that became evident in Ukraine after Russia first invaded in 2014. This was back in 2017.
One of the things that I noticed about this last exercise was that the units that my PSYOP unit supported were the same ones in the training exercises at the Battle Staff NCO Course that I went to prior to that exercise.
We would have cycled foreign troops through what was expected for where they would be fighting. I shook my head when I first saw that article, yesterday, and wondered what they were thinking giving them training relevant to Iraq/Afghanistan when lots of information has become available from Ukraine that things have already changed even before the pullout from Afghanistan… Information that was already factored into training design long before the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Enemy engaged when they wanted and only died if they hung around too long or we found their hide-out for a SWAT-type raid or precision airstrike. Still dangerous AF, but not peer/near-peer warfare in WW2, Korea or versus China/Russia upcoming.
This is why the units I was with, as well as many commands in the Army and in the Marines, have shifted toward training to deal with a peer-to-peer adversary. This initiative was already being considered, and in the process of being implemented, in the early part of the last decade. Emphasis shifted from purely counterinsurgency to “full-spectrum” under the “conventional warfare” umbrella. Many described this training emphasis as “returning to our roots.”
This is a process that is ongoing and ever-changing process. I posted a couple of articles here pointing to the training being conducted to address security challenges in the Indo-Pacific region. There is a reason why the Marines, for that area, are looking to reduce or even remove, the use of tanks and other traditional task organizations, in favor of mobility and unrestricted warfare. Both the Army and Marines, when their plans are fully implemented and consistently trained to standard, would turn the first and the second island chains into a “stationary sea armada.”
The article that you linked to showed that the majority of the Ukrainians were being trained by European countries. What I described above, with shifting towards training against current realities, has already been underway in the US and should have been applied towards the Ukrainians given the heavy reliance in armor, artillery, trench warfare, etc., to make up for the inability for either side to establish continuous control of the airspace.
The US hasn’t fought a world War II Style war since Korea. The ungodly amount that we spend on military power typically assures a fast win. It’s the part that happens afterwards that we always screw up.
If we set up a FOB, Russkies would happily shell it and inflict more casualties than we took in Desert Storm just on general principles.
The US in particular, and NATO in general, have robust airpower. The Ukrainians did not possess this, and neither did the Russians. This is a major reason to why what is happening in Ukraine, a protracted World War I “hybrid” style warfare, is happening. Russia has a robust artillery/armor advantage, which is effectively a dinosaur when heavy use of air and naval firepower are factored in. The two authors of Unrestricted Warfare even addressed the concept of the tank, and similar armor, becoming what battleships have become.
Here is an example of how your scenario could turn out, where Russian missionaries attacked a position containing US Special Forces:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/24/world/middleeast/american-commandos-russian-mercenaries-syria.html
They had the advantage of armor, manpower, and firepower. It still did not work out in their favor when we brought airpower to bear.
One of the reasons to why the Russians have repeatedly warned the West against sending weapons to Ukraine is that they know that Western weapons would give the Ukrainians an upper hand against counterpart Russian weapons.
That shelling won’t last long. Counterfire w/ effective radar combined with long range artillery and rockets and it’s over before it starts. That’s assuming that they aren’t taken out by air before they even get set up.
But it wouldn’t even make sense to have a FOB in artillery range of conventional forces anyway.
Russkies have learned that from the Ukrainians the hard way– why they’d happily do it us. Then they’d relocate their artillery or just keep doing it again until their high command said to stop.
The Russians keep making the same mistakes over and over again, even Russian bloggers have taken note of this reality. I posted about how the Russians got taken out when they did their open formations. That wasn’t the first time. In another part of the front, a Russian commander had his troops standing in formation for a long time. The Ukrainians took them out.
Russian soldiers have complained that their commanders keep making the same mistakes, and the Ukrainian soldiers have noticed, and capitalized, on Russians making the same mistakes.
For example, the Ukrainians take out a logistics convoy going down a specific road at a specific time. Did the Russians adjust to mitigate this reality? Nope, they ran the same predictable schedule again. This makes it easy for the Ukrainians to target Russians.
The Russian way of war. They feel they’re ready for WW2-style fightin’ again.
Video intended for TikTok captures man sniffing bums at Burbank Barnes & NobleLooks like a typo spelling, man sniffing BUMS instead of BUNS. I have typing for beginners by Monarch press revised 1968 edition Where I make the same typos with the typewriter letter keys next to each other and I sometimes hit the wrong key.Speaking of Monarch, How about “pretty Little Girl” sung by the Monarchs 1956 on the Neil and Melba labels. Later Alligator shoo Bopp Doo Wopp.
Bum is another word for bun, that was deliberate. I rarely use “bun” to describe butts, but have frequently used bum or other terms.
Also, I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking to generate these posts, speaking into a microphone to generate words onto a screen.
I have the book, Business Research Methods by Cooper and Schindler, a book that provides one way that one could avoid making assumptions with the view of accurately determining what the “problem” is before conducting research and prescribing solutions.
Bun:
I can’t make a pun out of a bun. Later Alligator
Buns (plural) is another part though.
Thanks for the heads up and educating me on my jumping the gun tb, I didn’t know that. Thanks again.
Could it be… everything old is new again for today’s younger generation:
Just in… Depressed? Traumatized? Single-payer healthcare has a new cost-effective treatment that gurantees results with no pesky wait times:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/british-columbia/article-maid-suicide-patient-vancouver/?intcmp=gift_expired
P.S. Don’t think somebody’s not considering that somewhere at the VA. They probably are.
Ahhhh good ole’ California.
Not too much of a smart feller, but does pass the test of being a fart smeller.
And some wonder why my escort duty roster stays full.
KoB,
Our 70s / 80s word for this….
Gorpelsnorf
One who enjoys smelling the farts of others.
Our 70s / 80s opposite word…
Snorpelgorf
One who enjoys farting on others, to make them smell it.
Deploying the Fu of Google
comes up empty on both the above.
Obviously short lived, and never left the local area.
Lexicon denied.
say this 5 times
This smart fellow, he felt smart
two smart fellows, they felt smart
three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
If only there was a collection of little concrete boxes, arranged in a regulated fashion, to store individuals that behave like this.
Now what to call it….?
“Now what to call it….?”
Mausoleum.
Columbarium
Septic Tanks?
looks like the Mausoleum in Boca Raton Fl.
It is.
Ever feel like you belong when you find yourself in a special place with a group of special people?
You guys compete me.
Thank you for that.
“Compete”? Or “compLete”?
“Shut up…just shut up…(gif)”
As our Tox pointed out, ‘complete’ was intended.
But when life hands you a happy accident turn that MF into accidentade. It’s like lemonade but occasionally leads to insurance claims, face bruising, or even kids… or all three if that’s your bag.
Here’s one of a gym security guard caught on video sniffing a woman’s butt as she’s working out: Gym security guard fired…
I don’t get it. This is where the poop comes from. Poop smells malodorous to me.
https://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2023/08/amazing-video-of-jan-6th-speech.html?m=1
Never before seen AFAIK. I don’t see an insurrection but then, my cheaters are dirty.
Too bad a good guy with a steel-toe boot wasn’t rounding the corner at that moment…a kick to the chin and that degenerate wouldn’t smell anything ever again.
Nor eat for awhile.
Bum looker. Cheeky little monkey.
Just in… Butt-smeller won’t face charges for failing to register as a sex offender:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-barnes-noble-sniffer-wont-060831374.html
“Glendale Police booked [this giant piece of shit] into jail again on Thursday for the 43rd time since 2005 in Los Angeles County alone.”
I have a cure. It involves hemp…