Saturday FGS
Homeowner shoots and kills intruder at southeast-side home, SAPD says
Police said the man was entering the yard of a rental property he owns when a man approached him in the yard with large shears, and the homeowner fatally shot him.
Author: Sue Calberg
A homeowner on the southeast side shot and killed a man who he encountered in his yard when that man approached him with a large tool, according to the San Antonio Police Department.Police responded to the scene after reports of gunshots in the area. An officer at the scene on the 3000 block of Cato said that the man lives in the area and owns a rental property across the street. Police said as he approached the yard of the rental property around 5 p.m. he saw an unfamiliar bicycle, and when he entered the yard a man in his 20s came toward him with a sharp tool, like large garden shears. Police say the homeowner shot the man dead, and they believe his story checks out.
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Having only one side of the story does seem to shorten the investigation process. Bringing garden implements to a gun fight has worked out, when?
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Shear stupidity.
“Your honor, I can say, without fear of contradiction, that…”
Homeowner trimmed his hedge permanently
Home boi made a mistake in bringing a gardening implement to a gun fight. He’s planted now. Don’t think his dirt nap will be interrupted.
Had a bowl of movie theater buttered popcorn and a cold frosty Yuengling while watching the video. Top Gun entertainment, for shore! Tanks!, OT.
All God’s chill’ren needs them a pocket sized hand cannon for…reasons.
Garden shears…..
Another page to add to the ever growing, multi-volume, three ring, three inch, loose leaf binders of T2NB2AGF (coffee table edition)
“Shears” AKA “Scissors”.
Never bring scissors to a gun fight. Or to trim a hedge for that matter. That’s why God made lawn mowers.
I was not aware that Bond had gone from derringers and into semi-autos.
Well done, Mr Bond, for perfecting Boberg’s faulty innovation.
Looks like a perfect bad-breath belly-button gun.