Weekend Open Thread
Many individuals, manly those on the left, think that uneven payment/compensation that people receive is 100% for “selfish” reasons. If only all of that money was evenly distributed, things would be “fair”. The meme captures one of the reasons to why socialism/communism doesn’t work in real life. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
Can Hack Stone make two First Posts for The Weekend Open Thread in a row?
Goal!!!
Hack shoots; Hack scores!
We hold these truths to be self evident that Hack Stone and the Red Hat Software Company has colluded with Russian Hackers (see what I did there) to hack the servers of TAH and embedded blockers to any other web source making a spirited attempt to claim the Coveted FIRST post on the used to be EARNED NEVER AWARDED FIRST for the Vaunted TAH Weekend Open Thread. Further evidenced by the fact that the Company Car now has gas (more collusion) and there is a door on his mailbox. Hack has been seen driving past his usual peddling spot of pre-owned software at the entrance ramp of State Rt 23, just past the Frontage Road, going to his mailbox and picking up his payment checks.
May your C’ongRats all be ham and muthers.
Imma pile on and with your Ham and MFers, offer a handful of tiny Tabasco bottles from my recent acquisition of MREs. MUCH fresher and not expired like the fucking RUKIS!!
Rats Kongs and and Continued Rule Fairly…but NO MEAN TWEETS!!!
Nicely timed; Poetrooper just sent this to me.
MREs will include bottle of Tabasco hot sauce once again
Thanks, Poe.
American Military News
Contrary to popular belief, Tabasco was not included in C-rat meals. But Tabasco sent us boxes of little bottles. The box even included a pocket-sized Tabasco cookbook for C-rats. We handed them out to anyone that wanted one. I never liked the stuff until I had to eat C-rats constantly in the field. Now I still use it regularly.
Counselor, those CARE Packages from Tabasco weren’t around in ’65-’66. It was the many southern soldiers like young Poe writing home asking families to ship us multiple bottles at a time that inspired the company to begin its shipments which ultimately led to their product being included in the rations.
A much older Poe mentioned that to the tour guide while visiting the manufacturing facility on Avery Island back in the 80’s.
It didn’t get him any freebies… 😜
Hell yeah!!
Not sure how to get in to this new format.
I’m sure if I screw it up, a senior NCO will put a boot in my ass.
Hope all is well.
b out;
There are those among you who have attempted to overturn the will of The Adorable Deplorables by initiating impeachment measures against Hack Stone by claiming to have incriminating videos of Hack Stone and Russian prostitutes participating in “pee-pee” videos. Hack Stone vehemently denies these allegations as patently false. First of all, they were Filipina prostitutes, and second, that could be anyone wearing that gorilla mask. As far as we know, it could have been Governor Ralph Northam.
Nice! Have a great weekend all y’all!
No….
Next question…
First!
And I’d also like to comment that $119,152.96 per year doesn’t go as far as it uttah.
Going into retirement in a couple of years, I would like 119,152.96 a year to tide me over.
Hell, even half that to add to my pension would turn me into a wandering vagabond.
Well, for a couple of months anyway. I would go stir crazy and have to get a part time job. Welcome to blah blah blah.. get your stuff and get out.
1st
Hack gets a two-fer!!!
Okay, with the coveted FIRST out of the way, let’s get to this week’s anticipated trivia column!
DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a funhouse dummy once turn out to be the body of a real person?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
There’s something about this week that makes me green with …
Ah! St. Patrick’s Day is this week!
The one day of the year when everybody is Irish, and green is the color of choice.
Green clothes, green hats, green beer … green everywhere, except perhaps in my wallet.
But that’s another story, for another time.
Have a happy and safe St. Patrick’s Day, and be sure to wear your green or you’ll get pinched.
No pinches here, though … just trivia designed to make you green with envy. (Why envy? I don’t know, but it’s better than any illness that turns you green.)
Did you know …
… you may suffer from mageirocophobia? It’s the fear of cooking. (I’m not afraid of cooking, but I’m also not very good at it. I’ve tasted my own cooking and lived to tell about it.)
… the collective word for a group of rhinoceroses is a “crash?” (How fitting.)
… an astronaut has lent his voice to a video game? The character of Stargazer in the game Mass Effect 3 is voiced by Edwin E. “Buzz” Aldrin (born 1930), the second man to walk on the Moon. (Well, you have to do something to make a living, don’t you?)
… a famous outlaw of the Old West got his start very simply? Henry McCarty (1859-1881), known to history by the assumed name of William H. Bonney or “Billy the Kid,” got his start as a lawbreaker by stealing clothing from a laundry in 1875. He escaped from jail by shimmying up the jailhouse chimney, and a career criminal was born. (Old Billy sure worked his way up the ladder of crime fast, didn’t he?)
… an automobile was made from soybeans? In 1941, Henry Ford (1863-1947) constructed a car with body panels produced from soybeans. The panels were a kind of plastic based on the very versatile plant, which were created at Ford’s soybean laboratory at Greenfield Village in Dearborn, Michigan. (The only practical advantage of such a car is, if you get stranded somewhere, maybe you can eat it.)
… alcohol does not make you forget? Rather, when you’re inebriated, your brain is unable to form any new short- or long-term memories. The amount of memory impairment is determined by how much alcohol you consume. The blackouts only cover the period of time in which you’ve been drinking, however. (How convenient!)
A few years ago, Volkswagen produced cars with soybean-based wire insulation versus traditional plastic. One result? Rodents quickly began infesting said cars and eating that soy-based insulation causing a lot of electrical problems for the Owners!
I have been told but have no independent verification that PEC tubing has a soy ingredient that makes it attractive to creatures of the family rodentia.
A couple in our church were off on a very much needed vacation after spending months helping their son when his house flooded in “Snowmageddon” last year. Some friends found water running out of the house into the front yard – tree rats had chewed through the PEC tubing above the kitchen – so they had to re-do their house because of water damage.
Some folks just don’t get a break, it seems.
Not just rodents, it turns out that insects like to dine on it as well!
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Your right about the soybean based wires in cars. 4 years ago my car wouldn’t start right so it was towed to the dealer and I ended up paying $600.00 + dollars for a new wiring harness which was chewed up by the local feral cat or rodents. I start the car now and a cat jumps out of the engine compartment. I bought a roll of anti rodent tape made for honda after the class action suit over the soybean wires. This was on my 2017 Rav 4.
Jeff, we had the same problem in the Miz Poe’s Caddy and the tab was more than $800. Damned Cadillac dealers all think you’re rich just because you drive their products.
The service manager popped the hood, took a quick look and said, “Sir, I see the problem,” while pointing to the petrified body of a ground squirrel on top of the engine block.
… a funhouse dummy turned out to be a real corpse? In 1975, a film crew shooting an episode of the television series The Six Million Dollar Man was filming in a Long Beach, California amusement park, and they had to move a “hanging man” prop in a funhouse. When they grabbed the hanging body, its arm came off … revealing a real human bone sticking out. Investigation into the dummy turned up the fact that it was actually the body of one Elmer McCurdy (1880-1911), a bank robber who had been killed in a shootout with police. McCurdy’s body went unclaimed and, in an effort to recoup the funeral home’s expenses, the undertaker decided to exhibit the body to paying customers. In 1916 a man who said he was McCurdy’s long-lost brother showed up to claim the body, but instead of burying it, he took the by-now-mummified corpse and put it on display in a traveling show.
McCurdy’s earthly remains were used in that manner for the next sixty years, covered with coats of paint, varnish and shellac to preserve them, until they ended up in the carnival funhouse, where the TV crew discovered them. McCurdy finally got his burial in 1977 at Boot Hill Cemetery in Guthrie, Oklahoma.
… cashews have their own national day? November 23 is Cashew Day in the United States. (That’s just … nuts.)
… caterpillars have 12 eyes? Six on each side of its head, if you were wondering. (All the better to see you with, my dear.)
… Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada? Sam Panopolus (1934-2017), a Greek cook and businessman, was living in Canada in 1962 when he decided to create a new taste sensation at his restaurant in Ontario. Panopolus added canned pineapple to a pizza, calling it “Hawaiian.” The innovation became a hit with the customers of his Satellite Restaurant, though over the years pizza purists have shown a remarkable disdain for the idea. (I can’t imagine why. Some really disgusting things end up on pizza, so pineapple shouldn’t be a problem.)
… in the world of fashion, a real difference exists between “antique” and “vintage” clothing? Most people in the clothing industry agree that “antique” clothing is anything made before 1920, while “vintage” clothing is anything that is 20 or more years old. (So that makes me “vintage,” and all this time I’ve thought I was an “antique.”)
… not flushing the toilet is a crime in Singapore? The law of the city-state mandates a fine equivalent to $150 if a person uses a public toilet but does not flush afterwards. (It ought to be a crime everywhere!)
… surgeons in ancient Rome were trained to block the screams of their patients? Since anesthesia would not be invented for another couple thousand years, going to a doctor in Rome was a painful procedure. But the patient could scream all he or she wanted; the physician was trained to ignore it. (Now they ignore the scream when you get the bill.)
… potatoes were once used as currency? On the South Atlantic island of Tristan da Cunha, potatoes served for a time as the island’s unofficial currency. Also, during the Klondike gold rush in 1897-1898, potatoes were very valuable, almost worth their weight in gold. (So money doesn’t grow on trees … it grows in the ground. Got it.)
Now … you know!
I love the stories from the gold rushes where people would be buying basic supplies for sustenance like bread with a handful of gold.
On station.
Not only does Hack Stone get First Post in two consecutive weeks, but today is the 66th Birthday of the Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland. Quite confident that Phil Monkress of All Points Logistics will be sending birthday greetings to his former senior executive in the Reston Virginia branch. In case any of you are wondering what has been occupying Psaul Of The Ballsack’s time recently, yet again he is spending some quality time in the Montgomery County Civil Court System, this time going up against Bank of America.Hoping they have better luck collecting than Fionta Incorporated did. He stiffed them back in 2015 and still hasn’t paid them.
Has he ever repaid any of his debts? Does he even have a door on his mailbox to this day?
You’d thunk that you’d at least share some birthday cake and ice cream with your fellow ‘weeds and weedettes Hack Stone, but noooooo offer yet. You share this day with a Godson, albeit Kole came along 64 years after you, he still acts like more of an adult than most of us. Think we have several more March Hares in our ranks. The Gun Bunny will mark the 69th revolution around Ol’ Sol next Wednesday. A food orgy of epic proportions will be offered to all hands. Why don’t you check with Claw Daddy…he may have a few tins of pound cake and fruit cocktail laying around. 🎂
SSG Soesbe a hero in life and in death (slow salute).
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Damned dust allergies.
Twenty-some and I award myself Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
As Dr Michael Savage said, “Trickle Up Poverty”.
There’s a game out that plays on the Ukrainian farmers towing abandoned Russian vehicles:
https://pixelforest.itch.io/farmers-stealing-tanks
How to start and drive Russian tanks a hotty.
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On duty, just off my rocker.
Consult with the radiology doc today – looks like 9 weeks of pinpoint radiation with a great prognoses.
Oddly, he was the 3rd doctor this year to comment on how healthy, overall, I am. God has blessed me greatly.
Airborne Son’s back doing better after his nerve burn.
Corn coming up in the garden – along with some other goodies. Now having to mow the yard.
The things I do to no have to shovel snow.
Can’t redistribute more than 50%… then why make more, so there won’t anything to redistribute anyway. Presto, equality of poverty.
Informal question for those who have more experience than I (i.e. everyone else here):
Are Jack Carr’s books worth reading, or is he making stuff up out of whole cloth?
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) takes it in the ass.
Lunden Roberts better not open any suspicious packages left on her doorstep.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/hunter-biden-federal-court-delaware-lunden-roberts-documents-devine
One minute video well worth watching/listening…
She NAILED it 100%!!!
PREACH IT, Sister!!! (Warning…Some *!$% language in her message…)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1504289345183879183
I do wish she hadn’t held back and told us how she REALLY feels! Testify Sister!
gabn/hbtd/rtr😉😎
Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes now has Egg On Her Face…1 minute video well worth watching/listening…
President Trump was right!!!
Bet Stahl and CBS wiil NOT apologize..
You Be The Judge…
https://twitter.com/i/status/1320621896480636929
In space, no one can hear you bitch about how you actually won the election.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/stacey-abrams-elected-president-earth-star-trek