Funny and Odd Names for Medals
The website SOFREP published an article pointing out the humorous and odd names that common medals are given.
Military Awards And Some Of The Funny Names They Have Acquired
Receiving a military award or two is definitely something that a soldier should be proud of. That’s a fact. The honor of being awarded one, whichever it is, does not only outwardly display the highlights of a soldier’s career but also speaks of the selfless service that the person rendered for a greater cause.
Brief summary:
- Purple Heart = The Enemy Marksmanship Badge
- Special Warfare Insignia = “The Budweiser”
- National Defense Service Medal = The “Fire Watch Ribbon”, Gedunk Medal, Pizza Stain
- The Legion Of Merit = The ‘Blue Max of Baron’ German Fighter Aces
I’ve also heard the Purple Heart called the “Zigged When I Should Have Zagged” medal.
Category: None, Purple Heart
Missed at least these two, Steve:
Air Assault Badge – “Bullwinkle”
Combat Jump Device (for Parachutist Wings): “mustard stain”
The Army Commendation Medal was sometimes called the Green Hornet.
NDSM = Warm Body Award (as one could be hospitalized in a coma on active duty and earn it).
When I joined not long after Desert Storm, I was told it was the CNN News Ribbon, because you only had to watch the war on tv to get it.
Good Conduct Medal = Didn’t get caught Medal
NDSM= McDondalds Medal
AKA Four (later three) years of undetected crimes.
I want to hereby issue a new directive: we will all wear the NDSM upside down when someone brings disrespect or shame upon The Brotherhood.
That would actually be possible if you had more than award. 😉
Old name for Purple Heart “I forgot to Duck Medal”
Good Conduct Medal – 4 years undetected Misconduct
1st Lt/Lt j.g. – Perfect attendance award
Captain/Lieutenant (O-3) 4 years Undocumented Misconduct
Distinguished Serice medal – 6 months Field Grade VD free medal (stolen from WEB Griffin)
I seem to recall CPT (O-3) also being called Lieutenant 3rd award!
Thats a new one on me.
There is a “Three Stipe Private” in the Army.
Shorely glad I never was awarded the “I Forgot to Duck Medal”…Even gladder that they never sent one to my Mama.
My most prized “Award” that I got from my Military Service was a piece of paper that has “Honorable” in one of the blocks.
I always heard the Bronze Star referred to as “Field Grade Good Conduct Medal”. Seems like every Major-above got a Bronze star after a deployment…
And not fatbody Vindman so you know he offended somebody.
Only Majors and above? My second deployment, every E6 and above got one as a end of tour award.
Way back when, I heard the NDSM called the “I was alive in ’65” medal
We called it the “I Live and Breathe” medal.
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Joining USN, as a Kiddy Cruiser, The Good Conduct Medal was not issued but I’m happy to have received the NDSM and AFEM, and am also proud to be a member of the coveted brotherhood of the NDSM.
Drill Sergeant ID Badge – “Pumpkin Badge”
I’ve also heard the Tomb Guard ID Badge called a “Computer Badge”
Most overseas service medals: “I was there” award
Arcom – Green Weenie
Good Conduct: Brown-nose award
Also heard same referred to as “been there badges”. Either works for me.
I’ve also heard (and seen in print) an ARCOM awarded for heroism referred to as the “Green Weenie” by some who served in Vietnam.
Snowcone – Jump Wings
Bullwinkle Badge – Air Assault
Army Service Ribbon – Gay Pride Ribbon, Welcome to the Army Ribbon
Army Achievement Ribbon – 4 weeks sobriety ribbon
EIB – Umbrella Badge (only if you have something under it to keep the rain off).
If you have wings and AAB under the EIB, then they are collectively called the Tower of Power.)
OSD Badge – Sham Badge
EIB to us was “CIB With Blank Adapter.”
Good one.
If we extend to patches as well as medals I know a bunch.
Soldiers who are in Airborne units (with an Airborne tab over thier Shoulder Sleeve Insignia [SSI]) who are also Ranger and Special Forces qualified have three arc-shaped tabs on their left shoulder, and this is called the “Triple Canopy.”
The 25th ID patch is the “electric strawberry.”
Special Forces patch is the “Electric Butterknife.”
101st Airborne is “Choking Chickens”
82nd Airborne Division “Alcoholics Anonymous”
2nd Infantry Division “Texaco”
8th Infantry Division “Ate Up”
probably a few I missed.
the 25th is not an “electric strawberry”…we called it the “angry vagina”
That’s funny.
When I supported them (Hawaii), it was called The Electric Banana Leaf
XVIII Airborne Corps patch: “Puking Dragon”
1st COSCOM Patch: “Leaning Outhouse”
I’ve also heard the 101st Airborne patch referred to as the “Screaming Chicken” (mid-1980s), but maybe that’s changed since. Same for the 2nd Inf Division patch; in the early/mid-1980s, both it and the 1st Cav patch were sometimes called a “horse blanket” due to their size.
Don’t know which is “correct”, don’t care, and it really doesn’t matter anyway. (smile)
If you have two Cav patches (one on each shoulder), then are a sandwich.
And for the old ASAers, the ASA patch was known as the “lightning fast chicken f*cker”. Guess that dates me…
Pursue With Vinegar.
101 st Airborne – Puking Buzzards
24 ID – Jalapeno
22nd SupComm out of Daharan Saudi Arabia the flying fallopian tubes
3rd ID: Busted TV Set
4th ID: 4 Lieutenants Pointing North
4th ID – Poison Ivy.
40th ID (CA NG): “Flaming Assholes”
I read on Wikipedia that the term “triple canopy” is also used for soldiers who are not only both Ranger and Special Forces qualified, but also have earned the Sapper tab, due to these three tabs being permanent.
There are numerous tabs this day and age.
Seems like evey school has one. Gotta make people “equal” by looking cool!
I always enjoyed the Marines calling their Good Conduct Medal a ‘Good Cookie’.
Ramble that goes nowhere: A number of times I got a-talking-to about my lack of campaign service stars while wearing the Iraq Campaign Medal (look THAT up). Since I had an Expeditionary on my ERB and the rules regarding the EM vs ICM where contradictory I declined to wear stars. I submitted a 4187 with orders to correct the covered time in country, but to no avail.
So I stopped wearing the ICM.
Apparently, among the pogs at USAREC this was akin to punching a baby in the face. Of course telling a SFC with no combat patch, ‘Look Sergeant, it’s my Medal and I’ll wear it if-and-when I want to’ earned me a meeting with the Smadge.
OPM and Heraldry, their stupid 8-22 and abhorrent DAPAMs can EABOD/FOAD/SMFD.
I had a similar experience with my Expeditionary Medal. They told me I could not wear campaign stars on my ACM (I went back a few times) or not wear my ICM if I wanted to still wear my EM. So I said fine, I won’t wear the ICM (I was only there for a year once). Was fine until I retired.
Then they left it off on my DD214.
Not sure which they left off your DD214 (GWOTEM or ICM), but depending on precise dates and circumstances that might have been correct per Army regs.
As I recall, the ACM and ICM weren’t created until mid-2005. Implementing instructions came out a year or so later. So anyone who served in either Afghanistan or Iraq before sometime in 2006 (or maybe 2007) would have received the GWOTEM for a tour in either.
After the implementing instructions for the ACM and ICM came out, the creation date for the ACM and ICM were established as the “cutoff” date. Those serving in Afghanistan or Iraq completely before that date remained eligible for the GWOTEM. However, per Army policy these early recipients of the GWOTEM for tours in Afghanistan or Iraq could – at their option – later “trade in” their GWOTEM for the appropriate campaign medal. Those who served entirely after the creation date didn’t have a choice; they received the ACM or ICM. (continued)
(Part II) My recollection is that someone whose tour was split by the creation date for the ACM and ICM such that they had 30+ days of service before AND after that date could elect either the appropriate campaign medal or the GWOTEM – but not both.
Bottom line: depending on precisely when you served in Iraq and whether you ever formally requested to receive the ICM in lieu of a previously-issued GWOTEM, leaving the ICM off your DD214 may be legit. Ditto omitting the GWOTEM from your DD214 if you opted to “turn in” the GWOTEM to receive the ICM instead (or opted to receive the ICM in lieu of the GWOTEM initially) if you had no later tour in-theater in a GWOTEM-only area.
At least with the ACM/ICM/GWOTEM, the Army technically gave soldiers some options. Those who served in Vietnam prior to creation of the VSM and initially received the AFEM didn’t get that choice; they had to turn in their AFEMs and lost eligibility for same if they served a later tour in Vietnam.
There is also the KMA Purple Heart medal. This is the one that a person brags about having but it is not pinned to their chest. “I earned a Purple Heart but I told them to Kiss My Ass and keep it because we lost a lot of good men out there.”
The KMA Purple Heart is unique because it is invisible. There is no citation to go with it – just a story.
Army Achievement Medal = Army A-cheese-ment Medal
Military Discharge Pin – Ruptured Duck
The Army Pathfinder Badge = Olympic Torch Carrier Badge
Combat Diver Badge = Space Shuttle Door Gunner Badge
Army Senior Parachutist Badge = Quit while I was ahead
EIB with a CAB = No Longer Infantry Badge
Army Master Parachutist Badge = Master Blaster
Army Air Assault Badge = Dope on a Rope
Used to not be able to wear bot the EIB and CAB.
But maybe times have changed.
In unit patches, the 199th Inf Bde (Lt) (Sep) was called the Redcatcher by non-wearers and the Flaming Asshole by those of us who wore it.
197th Dick in a Vice
Naval Aviator Wings = Gold Leg Spreaders
Naval Surface Warfare Specialist Badge- who cares?
*grin*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
Same for the SWO pin!
SEABEE Combat Warfare device (SCW), aka Sucks Cock Willingly
MSM – Field Grade Good Conduct Medal
Sea Service Deployment Ribbon SSDR (Sea Service Divorce Ribbon)