Maryland Woman Charged with Possessing Fake Military ID Card
A Maryland woman was arrested and charged with several crimes which include possessing a fake military ID card.
Md. woman used fake military ID to obtain cash, police said
The suspect entered the bank intending to withdraw a lot of money but only succeeded in obtaining a lot of criminal charges.
Maryland woman facing various fraud charges after visit to Stafford bank
A Maryland woman who entered a Stafford County bank Tuesday looking to make a large withdrawal left facing multiple charges, police said.
Sgt. A.I. Assur and Deputy T.K. Phillips went to the Bank of America at 1525 Stafford Market Place at 2:15 p.m. for a report of a suspicious person. Bank employees had been warned about a woman using a fictitious name at other branches and recognized the name when a woman tried to withdraw $2,500, Stafford Sheriff’s Maj. Shawn Kimmitz said.
As the deputies spoke with her, the woman rattled off fictitious identifying information, Kimmitz said. She eventually identified herself as 56-year-old Kelly Burch of Greenbelt, Md.
Burch was charged with possessing a fake license, possession of a fake armed forces identification card, procuring credit through a false statement, two counts of identity theft, credit card larceny, credit card fraud, false identification to law enforcement, forgery and passing a forged document.
She was placed in the Rappahannock Regional Jail.
By the way, her first name is sometimes spelled ‘Kelly’ but more often spelled ‘Kelley.’ Also, she just had a birthday so is now 57.
Aliases: KELLEY RENEE BURCH, KELLEY RENEE BURCH-GYAMFI, KELLEY R BURCHGYAMFI, KELLY RENEE GYAMFI, KELLY RENEE BURCH-GYAMFI, KELLY R BURCHGYAMFI, KELLY BURCHGYAMFI, R BURCH, KELLEY RENEE BURCH
An exhaustive search of DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) showed no military active duty service but that database is not 100% reliable, although pretty good. It does not show active reserve status unless the individual was recalled to active duty.
However, a check on Burch’s criminal records show many charges for forgery (guilty), theft, issuing false statements, issuing counterfeit order, obtaining goods/money by forgery, issuing false documents, assault, drug charges, grand larceny, trespassing, fugitive, false statement to peace officer, etc. These charges were *before* the most recent incident at the bank.
Burch may get charged for fraud, but it remains to be seen what happens in regard to the false armed forces ID card.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Stolen Valor
So, what we have is a career parasite by the line up light. Ain’t no doubt about it. I’m sure that the DA in the PDRofMD will release her on a ROR so she can “look after the chill’ren” and attend choir practice.
Thats a women?
If so, she’s also butt-ugly.
Personally, I’m not convinced it’s a woman.
And based on the photo above, I DO NOT want to ever see enough to know one way or the other.
I initially thought that she was a man before I saw the title.
Greenbelt, MD, is located in Plead Guilty County, MD.
And within a very short commute to Bethesda, home of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government. She can be the temp fill in until Elaine Ricci completes her treatment for placebo addiction at The Betty Rubble Clinic.
I guess her last job interview with All-Points Logistics did not go well.
I imagine she had to get a little more on her resume for Phildo’s approval.
Kelly Burch is a woman that identifies as a man that identifies as a woman.
Wrap your head around that… I’ll wait right here.
Daisy Cutter,
She’s a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.
The exact opposite of that UPenn swimmer,
as seen in women’s locker rooms and showers,
a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Victor / Victoria.
There is a quick shot of Julie Andrews at the end of that movie that is the probably the most beautiful shot of her ever. Blake Edwards takes on the gay ’80s scene.
On the other hand, for all us preverts, there is a scene with Julie Andrews in the movie “S.O.B.” that is also quite nice—
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/julieandrews/sob/sob-andrews-hd-01-hd.html
“S.O.B.” is a great movie, by the way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.O.B._%28film%29
Well Happy Birthday, then. If that is ‘her” REAL birthday.
You got the wrong picture. That’s Dave Chappelle.
That’s a woman?
Damn…someone should toss it a Baby Ruth
I’ll ask the obvious…..
Is that a white tooth, or a gold tooth?
And what happened to the other?
Is that the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth so help you God?
Daisy Cutter,
The tooth will set you free.
Not.
You want the tooth!?
You can’t handle the tooth!!
Her best movie was Officer and a Gentleman, but the TV movie Sadat was also great. Didn’t care much for the Iron Eagle franchise.