Maryland Woman Charged with Possessing Fake Military ID Card

| January 29, 2022

A Maryland woman was arrested and charged with several crimes which include possessing a fake military ID card.

Md. woman used fake military ID to obtain cash, police said

The suspect entered the bank intending to withdraw a lot of money but only succeeded in obtaining a lot of criminal charges.

 

Maryland woman facing various fraud charges after visit to Stafford bank

A Maryland woman who entered a Stafford County bank Tuesday looking to make a large withdrawal left facing multiple charges, police said.

Sgt. A.I. Assur and Deputy T.K. Phillips went to the Bank of America at 1525 Stafford Market Place at 2:15 p.m. for a report of a suspicious person. Bank employees had been warned about a woman using a fictitious name at other branches and recognized the name when a woman tried to withdraw $2,500, Stafford Sheriff’s Maj. Shawn Kimmitz said.

As the deputies spoke with her, the woman rattled off fictitious identifying information, Kimmitz said. She eventually identified herself as 56-year-old Kelly Burch of Greenbelt, Md.

Burch was charged with possessing a fake license, possession of a fake armed forces identification card, procuring credit through a false statement, two counts of identity theft, credit card larceny, credit card fraud, false identification to law enforcement, forgery and passing a forged document.

She was placed in the Rappahannock Regional Jail.

By the way, her first name is sometimes spelled ‘Kelly’ but more often spelled ‘Kelley.’  Also, she just had a birthday so is now 57.

Aliases: KELLEY RENEE BURCH, KELLEY RENEE BURCH-GYAMFI, KELLEY R BURCHGYAMFI, KELLY RENEE GYAMFI, KELLY RENEE BURCH-GYAMFI, KELLY R BURCHGYAMFI, KELLY BURCHGYAMFI, R BURCH, KELLEY RENEE BURCH

An exhaustive search of DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) showed no military active duty service but that database is not 100% reliable, although pretty good.  It does not show active reserve status unless the individual was recalled to active duty.

However, a check on Burch’s criminal records show many charges for forgery (guilty), theft, issuing false statements, issuing counterfeit order, obtaining goods/money by forgery, issuing false documents, assault, drug charges, grand larceny, trespassing, fugitive, false statement to peace officer, etc.  These charges were *before* the most recent incident at the bank.

Burch may get charged for fraud, but it remains to be seen what happens in regard to the false armed forces ID card.

 

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KoB

So, what we have is a career parasite by the line up light. Ain’t no doubt about it. I’m sure that the DA in the PDRofMD will release her on a ROR so she can “look after the chill’ren” and attend choir practice.

Sapper3307

Thats a women?

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Hondo

If so, she’s also butt-ugly.

Personally, I’m not convinced it’s a woman.

And based on the photo above, I DO NOT want to ever see enough to know one way or the other.

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Mason

thebesig

I initially thought that she was a man before I saw the title.

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Mustang Major

Greenbelt, MD, is located in Plead Guilty County, MD.

Hack Stone

And within a very short commute to Bethesda, home of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government. She can be the temp fill in until Elaine Ricci completes her treatment for placebo addiction at The Betty Rubble Clinic.

Green Thumb

I guess her last job interview with All-Points Logistics did not go well.

I imagine she had to get a little more on her resume for Phildo’s approval.

Daisy Cutter

Kelly Burch is a woman that identifies as a man that identifies as a woman.

Wrap your head around that… I’ll wait right here.

MarineDad61

Daisy Cutter,
She’s a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.

The exact opposite of that UPenn swimmer,
as seen in women’s locker rooms and showers,
a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

Victor / Victoria.

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David

There is a quick shot of Julie Andrews at the end of that movie that is the probably the most beautiful shot of her ever. Blake Edwards takes on the gay ’80s scene.

timactual

On the other hand, for all us preverts, there is a scene with Julie Andrews in the movie “S.O.B.” that is also quite nice—

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/julieandrews/sob/sob-andrews-hd-01-hd.html

“S.O.B.” is a great movie, by the way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.O.B._%28film%29

Buckeye Jim

Well Happy Birthday, then. If that is ‘her” REAL birthday.

ArmyATC

You got the wrong picture. That’s Dave Chappelle.

Honky Pete

That’s a woman?

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Damn…someone should toss it a Baby Ruth

MarineDad61

I’ll ask the obvious…..
Is that a white tooth, or a gold tooth?
And what happened to the other?

Daisy Cutter

Is that the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth so help you God?

MarineDad61

Daisy Cutter,
The tooth will set you free.
Not.

Daisy Cutter

You want the tooth!?
You can’t handle the tooth!!

Carlton

Her best movie was Officer and a Gentleman, but the TV movie Sadat was also great. Didn’t care much for the Iron Eagle franchise.

SFC D