Halloween Open Thread

| October 31, 2021

Urban Matter – Halloween Head

The end of another month, two more months to go before it’s 2022. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Happy Halloween!

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KoB

FIRST!

Ex-PH2

After you, Big Boy@

ninja

hbtd…👏👏👏

And the Braves…been a Braves fan for a very long time…never gave up on them..😉

Only two more days for the ninja family to go on a Poll Watching mission…gonna be a very long day, but we know it will be worth it.

Congrats to our very own Rebel for being first on the last day of the 10th month in 2021…where has time flown?

gabn/hbtd/rtr

😎😉

KoB

How sweet it is! Nothing like fresh gator meat…taste like chicken.

Did ya see the news blurb from the NC Cherokee Nation that was in support of the Braves keeping that name AND doing the “Chop”? Plus the irony of the wokeism sending all the money from the fans NOT spending monies in Atlanta, but it all going to May-Rhetta? Another blurb from Colon Krapadi@k comparing the NFL to slavery? It’s just a game. Let the players (and any fans left) enjoy themselves.

gabn/rtr/hbtd…and Go Braves.

ninja

KoB wrote:

“Did ya see the news blurb from the NC Cherokee Nation that was in support of the Braves keeping that name AND doing the “Chop”?”

Yep…the ninja family got a HUGE chuckle after reading this:

“Trump Joins Braves Fans In ‘Tomahawk Chop’ During World Series Game 4: The Tomahawk Chop Has Come Under Fire During The World Series”

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/trump-braves-tomahawk-chop-world-series-game-4

“The tomahawk chop has been a source of controversy as the World Series moved back to Atlanta. The gesture has been decried as offensive to Native Americans.”

“MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred was asked about the gesture earlier in the week. He said the Braves had the support of the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians, who are based in North Carolina, about three hours from Atlanta.”

“The Native American community in that region is wholly supportive of the Braves program, including the chop. For me, that’s kind of the end of the story. In that market, we’re taking into account the Native American community,” Manfred said Tuesday.”

“Richard Sneed, the principal chief of the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians, told the Associated Press he would like more of the focus on other things plaguing Native Americans, including poverty, unemployment, child abuse, sexual assaults and suicide.”

“I am not offended by somebody waving their arm at a sports game. I’m just not. If somebody is, that’s their prerogative, it’s their right. They can be offended. … I don’t know very many — maybe one or two — from my tribe who say, ‘Yeah, I don’t like that.’ But at the end of the day, we’ve bigger issues to deal with,” Sneed said.”.

GO BRAVES!

gabn/hbtd/rtr

😎😉

Hatchet

God bless the ᎠᏂᏴᏫᏯᎢ Nation and the Atlanta Braves!!

Green Thumb

Did anyone check with the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics)?

He has claimed Cherokee Native American Tribal lineage (as he has a few others) to facilitate his formerly (and since deleted) Native -American owned business credentials.

If Phildo is still a recognized tribal enrolled member, he should asked his opinion.

What say you, Phil Monkress?

A Proud Infidel®™

A fake Navy SEAL, a fake Native American and a Government Contractor all walk into a bar and the Bartender asks “What will it be, Mr. Monkress?”.

AW1Ed

Nothing like fresh gator meat…taste like chicken.

No it doesn’t. But it is proof anything can be made edible if batter dipped and deep fried.

With lemon.

ninja

AW1Ed:

Have folks who still turn up those nose or refuse to eat Fried Okra…no matter how many times I have tried to convince them that Fried Okra is not “slimy, gooey, etc”

Twinkies battered dipped and deep fried is pretty good..😉

To be honest with you, Ed, you cannot convince me that Balut would be “edible” if it were battered dipped and fried…My Soldiers dared me to try one when we were in the Phillapines (misspelled)..and I did…

It did not help that after I started eating it that a Filopino Army Officer started laughing and said “Abortion…Abortion!”

The things I did for my Country..

😎😉

rgr769

Can’t understand why one would not like fried okra. I eat pickled okra all the time. It is a great low cal snack.

AW1Ed

Those are NOT Easter eggs at the Filipino grocery check out counter.

USMC Steve

Hey, everthang tastes like chicken – except snake. snake tastes like snake.

Ex-PH2

No Full Moon for Hallowe’en this time. Maybe next year.

Time to crank up “Bad Moon Rising”, a very appropriate song from the 1960s. Fogerty wrote it when there was a hurricane approaching. Works for me today. Happy Hallowe’en, you hobgoblins!

A Proud Infidel®™

🎶”…Theeere’s a bathroom on the right…”🎶

Frankie Cee

I have a friend, a fellow Offshore Power Boat racer, and retired Law Enforcement Officer. He preaches that there is no substitute for relentless training in firearm usage. I agree with him. Having a home range makes it much easier for me to shoot, often, and “my way”, than for most people, but all of us can practice.
I have been getting the results that I want, and this is but one days example of those results:
https://frankieceecanseetheseasi.blogspot.com/2021/10/train-over-and-over-and-over.html

ChipNASA

Well unfortunately no Aurora Borealis for me last night in the mid Atlantic I didn’t expect it but I was hopeful I’ve seen it once or twice in my life and it’s pretty cool.
Since KoB had to come in here waving his junk around, I’ll just leave you gentle people with this…
(I hope this doesn’t happen to you…)
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KoB

HEY!!! I don’t wave my junk around…the doctor told me not to be picking up heavy things.

Since the weather is such a treat (beautiful sunshiny day, high of a balmy 69F) I believe I’ll treat myself to some Sir Loin of Beef Beast, with roasted taters and carrots. Prolly won’t see any little beggars coming around, scared the beejeebers out of the last ones that showed up, but I’m ready in case they do.

FIRST (ht 2 …oh wait) Thing tomorrow, I’ll be heading to the little big town and scarf up that 70% off candy deal that K Roger will have. The bags of Ree Cee Cups and Assorted Caramels will not be safe.

A Proud Infidel®™

Speakin’ of the weather, the temps where I live went from 80-some to the fifties like they saw a speed trap on the highway!

Frankie Cee

Having spent nearly a year trucking to Alaska in 1977, I was fortunate to have seen the Aurora Borealis at its best. I also saw it once, a few years later, while living in Miami, when a disgruntled dude kicked me in the “nads” for dancing to close to his woman. That was one vivid scene for me. And painful.

AW1Ed

One must actually be North, usually, to see the Northern Lights. Like Keflavik North. Pretty incredible even if it can ruin your night vision.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone lays claim to Being within ten comments of earning he highly coveted and rarely awarded First Post For The Halloween 2021 Open Post.

Claw

This one counts and is so noted/logged. The initial comment up top at 8:18 am was ruled as a DEFECT and therefore doesn’t meet the requirements to be a valid entry into The Coveted Book of Firsts.

A Proud Infidel®™

I claim Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

Hack Stone

A shout out to Alec Baldwin for going through an entire week without wrongfully killing someone. Let’s see if he can make it two weeks in a row.

A Proud Infidel®™

HOW many episodes of “Gunsmoke” did James Arness film WITHOUT killing someone in real life? John Wayne never killed anyone off camera on a movie set either.

Hack Stone

635 episodes between September 10, 1955 and and March 31, 1975. Don’t believe that there were any fatalities on the radio version, either.

ninja

API:

What about the TV show “The Rifleman?” (Chuck Conners)

Or “Wanted: Dead or Alive”? (Steve McQueen)

Or “Palidan”? (I probably misspelled that). (Richard Boone).

Or “Bonaza”?

Or “Wagon Train”? (
Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yates).

😎😉

A Proud Infidel®™

Mmmmyeah, every one of those as well as all of the Western Movies where nobody got killed by gunfire on the set, “Support Your local Sheriff”, “Support Your Local Gunfighter”,…

Green Thumb

Don’t forget the A-Team.

Roh-Dog

Anyone taking bets on that?

I have: DUI on mimosas, running over crowd standing in front of a presbyterian church while listing to Cher’s ‘Believe’ at full blast, blows a .21 BAC and has 3 Xanax handlebars in his left coat pocket.

$1,000 line is the car is blue.

A Proud Infidel®™

How about the Anger Management classes he had to attend after punching a Man out over a parking space?

rgr769

Baldwin was out telling some presstitute that Hollywierd needs to change the use of guns in making movies. No they don’t; dipshits like Baldwin just need to follow and enforce the basic rules and procedures in gun handling. Also, if the armorers use any firearm to shoot blanks in a single action revolver, they should check the trigger pull on said firearm and, if necessary, change the trigger spring so that the trigger pull is at least four pounds. That and proper training of actors would eliminate unintended discharges. Handing an actor a SAA pistol loaded with blanks and having a 2 pound trigger pull is a formula for ND’s.

AW1Ed

So much easier to blame the object, and not the responsible person.

Wireman611

“Irresponsible person”, there i fixed it for ya.

USMC Steve

It is always something or someone or everything or everyone elses’s fault when some arrogant, lazy libtard does something stupid, particularly when it is something stupid with a gun. And firearms cannot go off if one keeps their booger hook off the bang switch.

5JC

Since the gun was a “prop” gun there is only way to insure the safety of sets in the future.

All prop guns must be banned and made illegal. There is no legitimate reason to possess one. All movies must instead use safety orange plastic guns with flashing lights.

Prop guns like the one used need to be double illegal.

ninja

Am a bit puzzled by this story.

The title of this news article:

“Army Soldier Surprises Daughter At School After Being Deployed In Texas For 13 Months”

https://www.waff.com/2021/10/29/army-soldier-surprises-daughter-school-after-being-deployed-texas-13-months/

The Soldier is a US Army CPT serving with an Alabama National Guard Unit.

According to the story, he only got to stay in touch with his Family in Alabama by Facetime when he was “Deployed” for 13 months.

The video stated he was “deployed” to Northport, Alabama, NOT Texas. Maybe I misheard the reporter..maybe she said North Fort, Alabama..I never heard of a North Fort, Alabama.

Northport, Alabama is near Tuscaloosa, Alabama (rtr)..the distance between Northport, Al and Meridanville, Al is about a 2 Hour Drive.

I don’t understand how Alabama became Texas.

Most of all, I don’t understand the TV Station/Reporters use of the word “Deployed”.

I thought “Deployed” meant physically going OUTSIDE the Continental United States..???

And 13 months? I thought all Troops received 30 days of leave per year?

This Army Soldier, whether he was “Deployed” to Texas or Alabama, chose not to drive/fly/take leave to see his Family, especially his Daughter?

Something does not smell right with this story.

BTW, he does not have a “Combat Patch”…

🤔

Roh-Dog

Yeah… wtf?

FWIW, we had Nastys back fill our position at Schofield Barracks HI for Force Pro/DRF… they referred to it as a ‘deployment’.

Best part was it was split for them, one unit doing 6 months and the other doing 8. They got heated when they got kicked out of our barracks and moved into a dilapidated Quad.

Sucks to suck.

ninja

Thank You, Roh-Dog for your feedback!

Good Ole Schofield Barracks…forgot the Quad I worked in…

I do remember ODONSA Day (hope I got that right)…and where we trained in the Field (a Hawaiian name outside of Schofield…I think near Wheeler…Kahookoos or something like that…

Again, thought that was a very strange story…”Deployed”? to either Alabama or Texas for 13 months…and the Dude could not be with his family for 13 months…that he could only do Facetime with them?

Am calling BS on that story…something stinks…

Or can we say BS anymore…because after all, PETA wants to rename “Bull Pen”..

BTW, has ANYONE seen PETA go after Fauchi with those experiments conducted on Beagles?

🤔

Roh-Dog

This ‘story’ don’t stink, it reeks. Anyone with access check global?

ADONSA: A Day of No Scheduled Activities

Kahuku Training Area (Kahakoos, you be right!). Did you know that Turtle Bay Resort used to be an Army Airfield part of the same base? And then there’s Dillingham… we don’t talk about Dillingham.

Wheeler Army Airfield is across the street from SBHI and you’d move through it on foot if legging it to East Range. And again, we don’t talk about East Rain(ge).

ninja

ADONSA: Thank You for the correction!

Dillingham.. Yep…YOU NAILED IT!

AND East Rain…😉

Never knew that about Turtle Bay Resort…learn something new everyday..!

The Kahuku..Still fresh in my mind about driving thru those muddy trails during heavy rains at nighy…I think after we PCSed, some Soldiers were killed when their vehicle or vehicles overturned on those trails..

Thank You again for bringing back those memories!

(Also, SPAM Musabi…😉😎)

Green Thumb

Tropic Lightning!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

“Service to the Lanai!”

Mason

My trip down to Biloxi for Katrina relief was considered a deployment. I was there for two weeks. The only thing that made it a “deployment” was that I was forced to spend two days out-processing my unit and one in-processing on my return. It was asinine to have to get a one-on-one medical and chaplain brief for what was really just a TDY.

Anonymous

Well, it’s Guard– they’re “deployed” if their mobilization assignment is outside the state.

Reservists have to go outside CONUS. (“What, it’s Texas?!” they’ll say. “He couldn’t get a pass home on the weekend?!”)

ninja

Mason and Anonymous:

Thank You for your feedback!

What really did not make sense was that the CPT was “Deployed” for 13 months…that he could not be with his Family, especially his Daughter, that the only way he could interact with them was thru Facetime.

Again, Soldiers receive 30 days of paid leave year.

If this CPT REALLY cared about his family, especially his Daughter, then why did he not make the effort to PHYSICALLY see them?

That is why this “Heart-Warming” story sounds fishy to me. Something is not right.

Anonymous

I wonder how many women heard his “hey, babe, I’m deployed” story during that time, if you know what I mean.

Green Thumb

Or maybe Jody was in the mix.

Who knows.

Guy could be a turd, paper could have screwed up or maybe he just did not want to go home.

Seen all three before.

Just an observation.

Mason

Oh yeah, the story stinks to high heaven. If you want more craziness, the Air Force will on occasion not just have CONUS deployments. They’ll “deploy” people to another squadron on the same base. Like a PCA, but without the P I guess.

Makes no sense, but it helps pad those EPRs and resumes.

ninja

Donald J. Trump is no longer POTUS.

Last time I checked, POTUS is Joe Biden.

😎😉

Dave VT

Joey Bribes is a PINO – President In Name Only.

26Limabeans

He is also a communist with a communist friend in the Vatican.
Catholicism is now Climate Change.
And the Covid pandemic is over but the communists want to keep
it going until the 2024 election.

Sapper3307
ninja

Joe Biden has been POTUS for 10 months.

This is NOT a sarcastic or rhetorical question.

Can anyone please tell me what POSITIVE thing Joe Biden has done/accomplished for LEGAL US Citizens during these last 10 months i.e. benefited LEGAL US Citizens who pay Income Taxes every year?

The ninja family already knows all of Joe Biden’s NEGATIVE “accomplishments” for Tax Paying LEGAL US Citizens.

And please remember…Donald J. Trump is no longer POTUS.

AW1Ed

*crickets*

Poetrooper

Actually, ninja, just a week over nine months.

And much to Petey Buttplug’s profound envy, during that normal gestation period ol’ Joe has birthed a Rosemary’s Baby of an administration…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

15th, And last night, I found out that Holloween was Sunday and not Saturday. This morning after judging when to shampoo my silver tip Badger hair shaving brushes which is usualy once a month, I had to go through the calender and count out ten days until I reached next december 1st which would give me a month for one brush but since I have ten brushes and ten shaving mugs lined up for one a day use that gives me Dec 1st 2022 to start the process.

Poetrooper

And Miz Poe thinks I”M obsessive/compulsive…🤪

ninja

As a reminder:

“President Trump Signs Bill Authorizing Alwyn Cashe To Receive Medal of Honor”

https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-trending/president-trump-signs-bill-authorizing-alwyn-cashe-to-receive-medal-of-honor/

“On December 4, 2020, President Trump signed a bill that waives a federal law requiring that requires a Medal of Honor to be awarded within five years of the actions for which the award is recommended. The bill, H.R. 8276, was introduced by Representatives Michael Waltz (R-FL), Stephanie Murphy (D-FL), and Dan Crenshaw (R-TX). By signing the bipartisan bill into law, President Trump has authorized U.S. Army Sergeant First Class Alwyn Cashe to posthumously receive the Medal of Honor.”

Poetrooper

Sadly, ninja, ol’ Poe is highly suspicious that the Dems are keeping SFC Cashe’s MoH as a hole card to play when they find themselves in trouble with their black constituents.

Talk about disgusting…

ninja

This is for all Military Embellishers/Liars/LOOK AT ME! who were either exposed on TAH as being Phonies or those Embellishers who read TAH.

You Know Who You Are.

Be very ashamed of your embellishments/lies.

“This Hero Saved Six Soldiers From A Burning Vehicle While He Was Drenched In Fuel”

https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-moments/warrior-wednesday-alwyn-cashe/

“SFC Alwyn Cashe, is a Silver Star recipient for whom a campaign, led by his former battalion commander, fought to get his award upgraded to a Medal of Honor. In December, then-President Trump signed a bill authorizing the military’s most prestigious award to be posthumously awarded to Cashe.”

AW1Ed

These toons missed the cut-off for Boomer’s.

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ninja

AW1Ed:

We enjoyed the Dole Mini Salad.

Probably created during the days of Michelle Obama…

Mason

The schools still have the traces of her terrible policy. They try to dress it up with a fancy name. First graders aren’t going to suddenly like beets at lunch, even if you give them a cool name like “Battlebot beets”.

Tallywhagger
Roh-Dog

That link/thread is worth every penny and then some!

I wonder how many shorts were soiled in the making of…

Poetrooper

That is TOOOO frickin’ funny…

KoB

Let’s take a minute to remember the Sailors lost on Reuben James, the first Warship lost to German U Boats BEFORE we were officially at war in WWII.

Sunk on 31 Oct 1941

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/local-history/story/2021-10-31/from-the-archives-80-years-ago-reuben-james-became-first-u-s-warship-sunk-by-enemy-action-in-world-war-ii

ninja

Speaking of Halloween:

What does this “Halloween” commercial for TWIX have ANYTHING to do with Halloween?

https://youtu.be/c2uq_JXRiic

According to this article, what TWIX posted for Halloween is NOT a TWIX commercial.

If it is not a commercial for Halloween, then WHAT IS IT?

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/10/twixs-halloween-commercial-outraged-conservatives-howling-like-banshee/

“Halloween Special Sponsored By Twix Has Outraged Conservatives Howling Like
A Banshee: The Candy Bar’s Sponsorship Is Spawning Outrage Online From Conservatives Who Are Scared Of The Spot’s Inclusive Message.”

🤔

Hack Stone

Well, looks like Twix is getting scratched from the menu at Stately Stone Manor. Found out this weekend that AT&T doesn’t like white people, so time to switch carriers.

ChipNASA

It’s an attempt at funny woke seasonal shit.
Fuck Twix.
I’m adding them to the list.
Don’t fuck with kids or use them as your political shit. (cue Greta Thunberg and Lars in 3…2…1..)
Doesn’t mean I’m not going to eat the twix I already have in the 500 piece minis bag with 3 musketeers and snickers and such.
Other than that.

MarineDad61

<— Keepin' me eye on the bread and butter.
New long comment last night by an Erie (PA) local.
Election is in 2 days.

[Politician’s Military Service Called Into Question
Steve Balm | October 28, 2021 | 229 Comments]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=118954

ninja

MarineDad61:

THANK YOU for identifying his Ribbon Rack/Shadow Box.

Here is what MarineDad61 discovered:

“His ribbon rack is as follows…
———-
Navy Unit Commendation
Navy Good Conduct Medal
Navy Reserve Meritorious Service Medal

National Defense Service Medal
Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal

Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal
Navy and Marine Corps Sea Service Deployment Ribbon (x3)

Navy and Marine Corps Overseas Service Ribbon (x3)
Rifle Marksmanship Ribbon (Expert)
Pistol Marksmanship Ribbon (Expert)
———-

“An impressive rack for Navy & sea service.”

“However…….
For someone who claims to be a PAARNG O-3 Captain, he has
ZERO (0) US Army ribbons, and
ZERO (0) PA Army National Guard ribbons.”

“I find this total lack of Army and PAARNG ribbons,
including low hanging fruit gimmes,
extremely odd.”

ninja

MarineDad61 identified Davis’s Ribbon Rack/Shadow Box based on the video that Davis posted about himself on this link:

https://brentondavis.vote

MarineDad61

ninja,

1 – Why no evidence of PA Army National Guard medals or ribbons?

and

2 – Why no publicly visible evidence
of being an Edinboro University Associate Professor
(of Military Science)?

… seem like perfectly reasonable questions to ask,
of ANYONE making these types of claims,
no less someone like Brenton Davis,
running for elected office, and using these claims for votes.

UGH.

nobunny

Another sure sign that kids today ain’t quite right: they prefer non-chocolate candy like sour patch kids, warheads, starburst, et al.

What?!

In MY day it was chocolate, chocolate, more chocolate. TODAY I still want chocolate… and pad thai, lobstah roll, clam chowda, chicken fangers…

Mason

I’ll take some pad thai with a side of lobster roll.

Hatchet

With ya, 100%. Many years ago, one of my team-mates was having an especially bad day. Although in all fairness, he had entirely earned it. He’d been chewed out for failing weapons’ inspection – for the third time that week and in due course of being errant of his duties, was assigned extra clean-up duties in barracks. Our Company Sergeant Major asked me to go check up on his progress and when I did, found my teamie in a full-on temper tantrum-cussing and throwing things like a little kid. I asked him ‘How’s it going’?
He stopped and said ‘Ya know, God should just wipe the slate clean, wipe-out mankind and just start over’. A bit perplexed, I asked ‘And your reasoning for this, is’? My teamie counted with ‘Give me two good reasons why God shouldn’t wipe out the world’. ‘That’s easy and I’ll actually give you three reasons – Dark chocolate, Milk chocolate and White chocolate. Here, have some of my Toblerone and be happy you’re an Earthling’. Evidently, our CSM had been watching this exchange. As we turned towards him, our Sergeant Major shook his head, chuckled and walked off. Yup. 100% with ya.
In my world – chocolate is a Food Group.

nobunny

Chocolate (anything other than plain Hershey’s – blech) will fix anything.

Poetrooper

“In my world – chocolate is a Food Group.”

In Miz Poe’s it’s a Life Plan…😆😆😆

Hatchet

You married a very wise women, Poe..

nobunny

So despite my obsession with food I am a healthy/fit appearing person. I get “Are you a vegetarian or something?” every now and again. I never know how to answer other than to laugh maniacally. No.

Poetrooper

Get off the meth…🤪

nobunny

I can quit any time I want, along with the REAL mashed potatoes, Culver’s fried cheese curds, chicken and dumplins…

Roh-Dog

Since this is an open thread…
I came across this somehow and it. is. just. too. awful. to. not. share.

https://www.rd.com/list/popular-songs-you-didnt-realize-are-racist/

Fking “enjoy”.

p.s. sorry.
p.p.s. If I don’t share it’ll eat me dead inside.

ninja

So…

Is this now considered racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h2jZtuRuic

Or will the PETA folks come after the ninja family because we still enjoy watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTE9MDoaLs

Or is this one racist?

ninja

Is this now racist?

ninja

Is this now racist?

ninja

Do you think the PETA folks will protest about this classic?

ninja

The ninja family still has a copy of “Blazing Saddles”…and we still enjoy watching it…

Are we now considered racists?

See where I am going with this?

Mason

Pretty sure every Mel Brooks movie could be considered racist.

Hatchet

Oy GAVOLT!!!

ninja

Mason:

Yep…

Waiting for the Woke Foke to come up with something about “Young Frankenstein” or “SpaceBalls”..

😉😎

Hack Stone

It took them 50 years to realize that Clint Eastwood “allegedly” made a disparaging remark about Native Americans, so he must be cancelled.Pretty sure that Clint Eastwood is losing sleep every night that wokesters are trying to derail his career.

Mason

Spaceballs has that one scene where they’re combing the desert. They tell Rick Moranis that they haven’t found anything. Camera pans over to the black troopers, equipped with a hair pick instead, who say “We ain’t found shit.”

They also make fun of those with eye disabilities. All those crosseyed Assholes on the bridge.

Hatchet

Ermm, think it’s time to just cancel the whole ‘Cancel-culture’ thing. Seems the word “tolerance” is just a reference people Google once in a while…

Roh-Dog

Dang, I hadn’t seen that in a minute!
I’ll take “$hit you couldn’t get away with today unless you wanted the building burnt down”, for a thousand Alex.

Why is it always seem that the good times are sliding further and further away?

rgr769

I shared it with the missus. Interesting that we have lost Readers’ Digest to the effing Progs. The author, a why is everyone always pickin on me cuz I be Black dude, has listed the National Anthem as “racist.”

KoB

Same here rgr769. Read thru that list just to get my BP up a bit, been a little low of late. No mystery that the “Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” by The Band. Especially the author’s narrative. There is still, 157 years after the fact, physical evidence of the destruction that Sherman did, and I don’t mean the 300 + miles of Historical Markers.

While were on the subject of War and Remembering, let’s take a moment to remember the Sailors lost when USS Reuben James became the FIRST Warship lost in WWII when She was torpedoed by a German U Boat on 31 October 1941. USS Reuben James was one of the escort ships that led USS Olympia on Her journey to bring back the Unknown Soldier from France in October of 1921.

Rest in Peace

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/local-history/story/2021-10-31/from-the-archives-80-years-ago-reuben-james-became-first-u-s-warship-sunk-by-enemy-action-in-world-war-ii

ninja

rgr769:

So sad about Reader’s Digest…grew up reading it because of the wonderful stories..

We think that the “Silent Majority” in the US are getting fed up with the “Cultural” stuff…and are starting to fight back.

Those folks who are EXTREME on those changes may oneday be sorry….another Country may take over our Country…

In a way, the ninja family are happy we are getting older…no telling what the USA will be like in 25 years…One needs to study History to understand what we are talking about..

We believe in Freedom of choice for EVERYONE. We don’t care what color your skin is. Or your Gender. Or your beliefs in issues such as abortion, guns, changing your gender, your preference on which gender you want to be with, taking or not taking the Vaccine, wearing or not wearing a mask, your Religious beliefs, etc.etc.

JUST DON’T SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS….OR MAKE SOME THINGS MANDATORY..

We always believe that Change can be good…but some Changes? Not necessarily good.

God help us if those of us who pay Taxes have to pay ILLEGALs $450,000 per person because of “trauma”,they experienced.

Perhaps George Soros should give them the money…NOT us who pay Taxes every year..

Or Hunter Biden with his “paintings”…or Nancy Pelosi or the Clintons..or the Facebook Dude…or better yet, Joe Biden and his VP…

Mason

I’ve seen the horribly misguided revisionist history that the Star-Spangled Banner is racist, but Right Here, Right Now?

Author is really, really reaching to paint most of these songs as racist. Many of them are actually celebrating various cultures, which is forbidden I suppose.

Hatchet

I mean, Jimmy Hendrix version of the Star-Spangled Banner is ray-cis’t..?! ROTFLMAO

*shrug* Guess they’ll be piling that wood rather high for my burning-at-the-stake

ninja

Hatchet NAILED IT!

We still have the 33 1/2 LP of Woodstock..and bought the VHS video..so we know exactly what Hatchet is speaking reference Jimi playing the Star Spangled Banner…at Woodstock…

Wow…how many years was that? 1969?

52 years ago…

Most of those who deem the National Anthem a RACIST song weren’t even BORN yet…

😎😉

26Limabeans

Just being born white is racist!

Poetrooper

“We still have the 33 1/2 LP of Woodstock.”

Wow! 33 1/2 ???

Bet that’s worth a fortune…😆

ninja

Poe:

Yep…You got us..
😆😅🤣😂

As you and others can tell, we make huge spelling and grammar mistakes..

33 1/3 LP..Vinyl Records..

We still have 45RPMs (hope we got right) and 78s our Grandparents gave us.

We still have “Turntables” with Speakers and Receivers…still have Casette Players and CD Players…and 8 Tracks…and a Reel To Reel tape recorder..

Thanks for the smile and chuckle (a sincere statement, no sarcasm).

No Excuse, Drill SGT!

😎😉

Hatchet

D’oh! Can’t believe I wrote Jimmy instead of Jimi.

Tallywhagger

Still have a Philips 312 turntable that is good working condition. Wish my ears worked as good as some of my vintage electronics.

Every once in awhile I revisit one of the best drum solos of ever and ever… Mike Shrieve with Santana. He was 20 years old, the youngest musician to perform at Woodstock, and he flat-out tears that shit up!

https://youtu.be/xBG6IaSQCpU

This still excites me.

Roh-Dog

Santana is STILL one of the most underrated bands OF ALL TIME!

Fight me.

Way back in the ‘fore times… The year was 1993 and I had some ducats burning a hole in the pocket. Familiar with the Woodstock movie and some radio hits, I came across a Santana III CD.
This was a great decision for a early-teen. (This may have been the same trip I bought Disraeli Gears.)

No One To Depend On is in frequent rotation here at Casa d’-Dog.

Hatchet

*shrug* Guess I was just Born to be Wild..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvP806798U

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

One of THE things I always greatly admired about Jimi Hendrix – OK, fair to mention that Jimi did not have a very lengthily or venerable Military career but like Elvis said about his heritage – who, coincidentally also served in the US Army – there’s some Injun back there, somewhere – both have Cherokee heritage(ᎠᏂᏴᏫᏯᎢ Nation), I believe..
Oh yeah, and also fair to make mention that both artists left the Army with honorable discharges

Claw

And it’s also fair to mention that Jimi’s General/Unsuitability Discharge was for spanking his monkey while on barracks clean-up detail./smile

5JC

If wrestling the weasel in the barracks were really grounds for dismissal there would be no army… no armies anywhere…

Hatchet

Doirty feelthy little beast..

SFC D

Read a short interview somewhere a long time ago, Jimi was reportedly a pretty good Soldier when he’d show up. Seems his schedule and the Army’s just didn’t line up.

Hatchet

Guess I’ll be called ray-cis’t and be burned at the stake by…everyone for playing this –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU

Fukit. I’ll die happy…

5JC

Rapey, not raciss

David

https://youtu.be/epnqisvSCwo

If yer gonna go, go unapologetic

Hatchet

Yep.

nobunny

How ’bout some laughs?

nobunny

Whoops…

nobunny

Dammit. I had been doing so well. WTF?

KoB

Ya need a Snickers Candy Bar?

nobunny

No. (Twitch)

Poetrooper

Umm, see Poe’s previous comment about your weight…😜

nobunny

(Twitch)

Hatchet

DUDE!!

nobunny

LOL, it’s okay. See above, right above Bing Crosby.

Graybeard

Some of us have a deeply embedded fear of mentioning numbers in relationship with the Fair Sex – especially numbers that may be construed as comments on chronology or mass of same.

Not that ladies are not good at math or like math, there are certain aspects of math concerning which it is not safe to approach even with an EOD suit.

nobunny

Bless any man who is willing to tiptoe through the irrational minefields that we women create. They make no sense to me either, and I’ve been a woman my whole life, XX and all. 😉

ninja

FLASH NEWS!

So….When are the vaccines gonna start working?

“Jen Psaki Tests Positive For COVID-19; Psaki Last Saw Biden A Day After He Coughed Into His Hand And Shook Hands With The Public While Maskless”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/jen-psaki-tests-positive-for-covid-19

“Psaki’s diagnosis also comes less than two weeks after after Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas tested positive for COVID-19 just days following an event with the president.”

“On Oct. 19, a fully-vaccinated Mayorkas tested positive for COVID-19 as part of routine pre-travel protocols.”

ninja

BTW…

When is Joe Biden gonna get his Physical?

Sapper3307

Graybeard

104th?
Oh well, Happy All Hallow’s Eve to all of you.

See you in November.

26Limabeans

Bad wafer?

Mason

God works in mysterious ways. Though that seems to be a pretty clear omen that shouldn’t require papal interpretation.

MarineDad61

Three Stooges fans….
What you’ve all been waiting for,
the end of October,
and the beginning of MOEVEMBER.

Roh-Dog

I’ve beaten up the other threads enough with my incessant prattlin, this goes here:

“Wall Street “wins again” by taking more money from savers as the Department Of Labor considers allowing the ESG scam to infiltrate retirement plans.

“The U.S. Department of Labor today announced a proposed rule that would remove barriers to plan fiduciaries’ ability to consider climate change and other environmental, social and governance factors when they select investments and exercise shareholder rights.

The proposed rule, “Prudence and Loyalty in Selecting Plan Investments and Exercising Shareholder Rights,” follows Executive Order 14030, signed by President Biden on May 20, 2021. The order directs the federal government to implement policies to help safeguard the financial security of America’s families, businesses and workers from climate-related financial risk that may threaten the life savings and pensions of U.S. workers and families.” – RIA (see link below)

These ESG funds expense ratios are sofa king we todd ed and I’m not dispensing with advice but condemnation, if you own one you get what you pay for. Really glad they (Xiden) used an E.O. to get Black(smoking’)Rock more ‘money’ to push leverage so they can buy more houses to rent back to us.

“Its a big club and [they’re going to use one to beat the ever-lovin tar right the fk out of you]” -George Carlin (maybe)

https://realinvestmentadvice.com/wall-street-wins-again-as-esg-scam-infiltrates-retirement-plans/

MarineDad61

OMG…
Halloween with the BALDWINS.
You know, Smart Alec and his wife Hilarioso.

[Alec, Hilaria Baldwin Slammed for
‘Tasteless’ Halloween Photos Following Fatal Shooting:
‘Completely Tone Deaf’]
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/11/01/alec-hilaria-baldwin-slammed-for-tasteless-halloween-photos-following-fatal-shooting-completely-tone-deaf/

MarineDad61

Halloween evening in Vermont…
(satire)

Wifey – I dressed up as a sexy witch for Halloween,
and you STILL can’t get it up???

Smart Alec – Do you still have that Korean Baseball Cheerleader uniform
from a few years ago? Show me your bba sae.