Jeremy Dewitte on pretrial release; he can’t “play” police officer

| June 13, 2021

Jeremy Dewitte slams a car’s hood during one of his funeral escort jobs. (JPavilion/ Real World Police/YouTube)

A couple of months ago, Jeremy DeWitte was charged with domestic violence. This stemmed from an incident at Jeremy’s Metro-State office. His Paramour and he were apparently involved in a verbal altercation. This led to Jeremy’s allegedly slamming the car door onto his paramour’s leg. He may have also slammed her into a window.

Jeremy ended up going to jail and was not able to go back out on bond. However, he recently received a pretrial release with conditions. He has to wear an ankle monitor, he could only go to authorized locations like his lawyer’s office, his mosque, doctor’s visits, etc. He also has to “divest” himself from Metro-State and funeral escort duty.

Jeremy Dewitte faces a judge for the domestic violence call:

Jeremy Dewitte’s release conditions:

Jeremy Dewitte’s call to a detective. In this call, Dewitte complained about a YouTuber’s posting about Jeremy Dewitte.

Police Tube has multiple videos on Jeremy Dewitte. Metro-State, Dewitte’s company, does escort services for anywhere from $70 to $100.00 per funeral escort… Give or take. However, his personal and business assets hint that he has other sources of income. His wife works, but even her paycheck does not appear to be able to support Metro-State’s equipment, operations, etc., plus maintain their family and home.

Police Tube has also appeared to find what might be a “deep state” that supports Jeremy, or that looks the other way. Jeremy Dewitte may be making money from another type of operation while using his funeral escort company as a “front”.

YouTuber JPavilion made this EDM mix by splicing different Jeremy Dewitte videos together:


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  1. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    Oh, shit! Teh Krazy is on full display looking at those eyes in the third video.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’m predicting that he’ll go ahead and screw the pooch at least one more time, just how soon is my only question.

  3. Anonymous says:


  4. Penguinman000 says:

    This guy is a never ending story of dumbassery. If there weren’t actual victims in his wake it would bw pure entertainment

  5. 26Limabeans says:

    “Jeremy Dewitte may be making money from another type of operation”

    I’m gonna rule out Secret Agent.

  6. Roh-Dog says:

    Anyone wanna start a 50/50 fund raiser for this place?
    Line of: The date, Florida local time, when this douche canoe takes the room temperature challenge, closest without going over at a buck-a-day?
    I’ve got a hundro on it!
    Mull it over.

    (tree job done, beer:30 hours!)

  7. take out the de in front of his last name and add in the word nit, so then his last name would be nitwitte

    • Hatchet says:

      Nits breed Lice? Bit of a reach and in spite of it being historically otherwise applied *shrug* Think it applies here… And yes, God help us all if Dewitte ever decides to breed. Nevertheless, in my universe – Bugwitte earns this golden Ewe-tube ‘award’ –

      Twot with teeth…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Could throw a “dim” in front of the last name… it would be just as appropriate for him.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    In the video above, it talked about people protecting him.

    It has the be All-Points Logistics.

    I mean, The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) cannot afford to lose this kind of talent.

  9. ChipNASA says:

    “his mosque”…