Army trainee who abducted busload of kids adds to his woes by trying to escape jail

| May 22, 2021

Former Army trainee Jovan Collazo

From Army Times;

A South Carolina Army trainee charged with hijacking a school bus full of children is likely to face new charges after failed escape attempts, according to authorities.

Earlier this month, Jovan Collazo, 23, assaulted a guard at the Richland County jail and tried to escape, Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott told The State newspaper. Collazo broke his ankle during that incident and was taken to a hospital, from which he also tried to escape, Lott said.

“We have additional charges that we’ll eventually be placing on him,” Lott told the newspaper.

According to an incident report Lott read to the paper, Collazo was being moved to a restraint chair when he pushed a guard away, ran for a door, then up stairs to a higher floor. From a railing, Collazo jumped to the floor below, landing on his feet and then his side, the report said.

Fielding Pringle, Collazo’s defense attorney, told the paper Thursday her client was not trying to escape during the incident, which happened while he was handcuffed, on suicide watch and unclothed.

Authorities said then that Collazo — a trainee at Fort Jackson, the U.S. Army’s largest basic training facility, in Columbia — ran from the post with an Army-issued M4 rifle.

Collazo went to a nearby bus stop where children were waiting to be taken to Forest Lake Elementary School, boarded the bus, but told the driver he did not to hurt anyone, just to be driven to the next town, authorities said.

Some of the 18 students on the bus used cellphones to let parents know what was happening, Lott said. After some of the children asked repeatedly if Collazo planned to hurt them or the driver, the trainee “got a little frustrated” and ordered the bus stopped, allowing the driver and children to get off, Lott said.

Collazo drove the bus several miles before abandoning it, with the rifle inside. Spotted by deputies, he was arrested without incident, according to the sheriff.

Poor kid can’t seem to do anything right. Thanks to Jeff LPH 3 for the tip.

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OlafTheTanker

Dude just really wants to get home and buy his 2021 Belmar beach badge before they are all sold out.

OlafTheTanker

And yeah, NJ is everyone’s favorite punchline, until you see the Garden State Parkway southbound starting Friday afternoon before Memorial day, where it is jam packed full of Bennys escaping NY and North Jersey to invade the Jersey Shore.

Neptune Don

Belmar Beach badges are about $70 for the season or pay $9 per day. Major GSP driving hazards on Friday’s are Benny’s and people trying to get to Lakewood before sunset. NJ is a beautiful state with some great people, unfortunately many of them continue to elect thieves year after year. Now that my youngest is out of the house, I’m making plans to head South, and I’ll be the Benny!!!

Sapper3307

Thank you for your service.
Hunter

Charlie Gray

lol…love it.

5JC

Perhaps he was looking for answers?

KoB

Fielding Pringle? mm’kay Wasn’t trying to escape? Maybe he was practicing his basic training lessons of always trying to capture the higher ground? Handcuffed and nekkid is no way to go thru life.

Dude getting his “mentally deficient” defense in order.

CCO

Well, he’s consistent.

Hack Stone

If I am captured, I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.

Ret_25X

who else suspects there is a foreign gang allegiance in this turd’s life?

SFC D

Somewhere in New Jersey, there’s a recruiter purging his files of any contact with this fuckstick.

A Proud Infidel®™

Whoever recruited that little poodle shit into the US Army needs to be held accountable for that!

Green Thumb

Word.

I don’t even think this turd could cut it at All-Points Logistics.

Hack Stone

Is The Stunning Agency hiring? He looks like has plenty of prior experience lighting squirrels on fire.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Where is he trying to escape TO?
We can help fix that, but our way. In any direction he chooses.

BRING UP THE TREBUCHET!!

He wasn’t trying to escape. He wanted to blow the whistle on “Correction Officer incompetence” and mismanagement in his block. He aimed to run across 20 miles of civilian territory to get to a Starbuck’s from where he could telephone the Sheriff and inform him about what was going on at the jail.

(^__*)

Anonymous

Retard… which, especially applied to him, insults the slow.

Slow Joe

It is ok to be slower than the rest. It is not ok to be stupid.

Anonymous

One has what one has, but to willfully not make constructive use of it… you got it.

The Stranger

Which is why if given a choice between working with a stupid person or a lazy person, I’ll take the stupid one every time.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

He does not appear to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, nor the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Skippy

Why Go big. When you can go Bigger

26Limabeans

That mark on his forehead ain’t no tat…yet

The Other Whitey

Fucking up fast and picking up speed.

Hack Stone

He just wanted to make sure that he is available to attend the upcoming Army Birthday Ball.

Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

😜🤪🤨🧐😁😄😃😀😅😂😆

No need to hate on the army

Hack Stone

No hate for The Army, but the Sergeant Major expects every soldier in the command to attend.

Green Thumb

He does.

And the SMA is proud of them all.

Hack Stone

Every GI has a “no shit” story about a Basic Training Fuckup who exasperated the Drill Instructors/Sergeants and his/her fellow recruits. In 30 yo ears there is going to a retired Master Sergeant sitting in the VFW, and when some guy finishes his story, the Master Sergeant is going to say “Did I ever tell you about Recruit Jovan Collazo?”

A Proud Infidel®™

“NO SHIT, THERE I WAS in Basic Training with this one very brainless shit…”

CWORet

Huh. We had “UA” guy, “Fraudulent Enlistment” guy, and “Sir, this Private refuses to train!” guy. Yea, I got nothing on former recruit Jovan Collazo. May his next attempt be a face plant vice ankle break…

Green Thumb

I knew a few rocks with lips.

Green Thumb

Had one clown (he washed out) that was on wife #3 and he was 17 years old.

What a fucking clown.

Developed the asthma, a heart condition and a “heart at attack” about 20 minutes after exiting the cattle trucks.

Guess the MEPPS docs missed those as well.

JustALurkinAround

His dedication to SERE inspires awe. Promote this Warrior – post haste!

Neptune Don

Belmar Beach badges are about $70 for the season or pay $9 per day. Major GSP driving hazards on Friday’s are Benny’s and people trying to get to Lakewood before sunset. NJ is a beautiful state with some great people, unfortunately many of them continue to elect thieves year after year. Now that my youngest is out of the house, I’m making plans to move South, and I’ll be the Benny!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if Bubba & Thor have cornholed him in the shower yet, or was that the reason for his escape attempt?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Mr. “Tiny” got to him first… followed by Julio and the rest of Cell Block “C”

Prior Service

How long until miscreant Mr Collazo, while being profiled for a crime he didn’t commit, is described by the media as a “former soldier with weapons training” (and SERE)?

Green Thumb

He did try to take his M4 with him.

Slept with that motherfucker under his pillow he did.

The enemy was always around the corner and waiting…..

Got an odd feeling that this is about to be the case where he is headed….