Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM
Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.
Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.
They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.
Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.
Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.
Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;
U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith
I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.
I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u
If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.
So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.
Category: Phony soldiers
Sticks and stones may break my bones but ropes and gags excite me. I’m warning you guys I’m strong just like Jenny said. I have a wrestling championship belt and I can bench press two of Jenny’s udders. So beware!
#302…you forgot to say that Ronnie boy, when he didn’t get what he wanted from his ‘girlfriend’ before Jenny, told her he had stage 3 prostrate cancer…even told her when he went thru chemo. BUT, he just wanted a little something before his time comes. This was a long, dragged out story he made up to get attention. Such a slob.
Would be even better if someone posted his sorry ass on youtube. Show up posing as a reporter or lottery corp rep and like the old television show – Candid Camera – in this case have it titled – Fucked – vice – Punked – and just enjoy a afternoon seeing exactly how fucked this fuck is. But overall most enjoyable read that this tard is providing. Would also be nice to see how wonderfull his drill commands are, or something to the effect when the actors that show up to his door have this retard jump thru the hoops. He he he.
OMG,,,the pass is coming back to bite your ass,no tv for me today,and hoping to find you on the news tonight,maybe an episode of America’s Dumbest
What I would like to see is a real Sergeant Major of Marines show up at his door. The poser would deflate like a burst balloon.
Ron, if you would like to test out your belt, I’d be willing to educate you in what hand-to-hand combat really is. I’m only a white belt in Aikido, but will be going for my black belt in about a year (wrap your weasel brain around that). I’ll even be a nice guy and let you throw the first punch…
As for the wrestling belt, what association did you go through to get it? I’m not finding any version of your name in any of the registries that keep these kinds of records. And don’t claim a stage-name, that only works in the actors guild… I mean stage wrestling.
@303 thank you … I must get that from being a hick as the Mailman calls us folks that live in the country 🙂
I must say I love being a back woods hick it has made me the woman I am today . One that by the way Ronnie the Mailman could kick you ass to the ground and stomp it in as to never be found again. Remember us country folk as you say are all members of the KKK that is why your ex in laws moved up here right???? Well I think you need to do some research on just what those people are capable of doing. I may not be a member but if I am going to be called something I sure as hell am going to live up to it… See Mailman I was called a BITCH once a long time ago and I have worked hard at perfecting that title. So when you are feeling like you need a little more excitement in you life come on back up to my neck of the woods make sure you wear those cowboy boots and hat when you come and I will meet you out behind the wood pile and we will see who comes back out 🙂
But just like everything else in your life you will run from that invite also I am sure
@308 yes I did forget to mention the fake cancer and the fact that he could not take his then girlfriend with him because he could not stand for her to see him sick… but what an excuse to use for failure to get a hard on!!! blame it on the chemo…. LOL
Ron, put up or shut up, ahhh wait that will not work. Since you have not put up and you can not shut up. Post yourself on Youtube demonstrating your skillsets in the following catagories:
1. Find the corner in a round room;
2. Skill at lego;
3. Playing with electricity while standing in water or a similar medium;
4. Dodge traffic;
5. Jumping from High buildings (Gravity Test);
6. Hold your breath and count; and
7. 9mm pistol russian roulette.
Then again you might have some sort of skill that your keeping from the overall general public that you might wish to demonstrate to us all. C’mon post something man. Remember youtube is your chance to impress everyone. Ball is in your court. Still photos are the past, real time video is the present. Show us man.
Hey guys; I’m running out of popcorn for this thread. I’ll be back in a little while, I have to go throw another bag in the nuker.
Ronnie how does it feel to know you have been complete failure at everything in life? You didn’t graduate high school till you were 20. You can’t keep a job longer than 6 months. You failed at your marriage. You are a complete failure as a father. And you aren’t even any good at being a poser. You live in a one bedroom rent controlled apartment with your mommy. You don’t even have a bedroom to sleep in! What a legacy you will leave behind!
Ronald, I forgot to mention on the previous post WRT the challenge’s/skill sets I requested for you to demonstrate on youtube. That 9mm pistol has to be a semi-automatic type, not the revolver type. Just to make sure that you understand that when I typed the word pistol I should have been a bit more specific to which type of hand held small arm is to be used, which is a semi-automatic.
Soooooooo, Ronny lives in a rent controlled apartment? In Mass you are not allowed to have others living with you in elderly/disabled rent controlled apartments. I think you should go die in a fire before your mother loses her apartment for having an able bodied adult leaching of the state.
and I forgot, when even the wildebeast will no longer date you, will you prey on children….you do kinda have that predator look!
#284 If it keeps going this way the tourney’s gonna be as long as a friggin hockey season!
wow someone deleted all the addresses of his that i posted on here, oh well, if anyone wants his physical address just let me know, ill gladly provide it right away
#321 big sexy; I deleted the addresses at the request of the family. You had the relationships wrong and if anyone got it in their head to bother Ronnie, they’d have been at the wrong places.
#322 sounds good, I wasnt sure which one was his, it appears he owes alot of people money and they are actively coming after him at those addresses to this day, but I did find his most recent address, I wont post in the open like that again, however any military personnel or civilian may want to kick his ass and it would be my pleasure to assist them in finding him as easily as possible 🙂
@323 i will give you the correct info if i could email you
I would like to thank you all for saving what little sanity I have left! It’s another beautiful winter day in Phoenix, 76 degrees under a cloudless deep blue sky and a 2-3 knot breeze from the west and I’m stuck in my chair with a bungee up knee! I’ve been busting a gut keeping up with this thing! Thanks!!!
ex wifes friend are you Mrs. C H ?
actually i am a good friend of colleen’s,,if i put my email on here, everyone will know me,,,
Shoot yourself in the head
I’d offer to make a road trip out to Jersey to “counsel” Ronnie the Mailman, but it seems that you East Coasters have it well under control. We have enough douchenozzles of our own here on the Left Coast (evidence http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28680 from right in my own backyard) that a road trip is unnecessary.
Of course it doesn’t help that the exes are all coming out of the woodwork to throw wood on the funeral pyre for what little honor you have left.
He’d probably miss.
Sure hope I have his actual PO. I’m eager to talk to him. If anyone with any inside word on which one is his, they should email us.
number 196 put the information up on how to reach the assclown’s PO , just ask for the PO who is suppose to by chummy with Sgt Major Ronald Mailahn
Mark Zubricki is the Camden County Probation Office,Phone Number 856-661-2601, He is the Supervisor, pretty sure he might be interested in all the stories about this felon who is still on probation
Big sexy…
Heard you were lookin for me.
Here’s another tidbit of embarrasing info… Ron had his pos truck repossessed not once, but twice.borrowed money from mommy to get it back.
Also, he has posted on websites looking for a male partner. Tops of course, can’t “take it like a man” if you’re not a real man.
I know we gotta set up the brackets and all, and we still have like 9 months to go, but unless Ballduster rises from the grave this guy has it all but locked up. I might just call in sick Monday just so I can follow the fun real-time.
Wanna know what I think is so sad about all this here steer shit? Whitney Houston died man….today man!
I think I found mailman’s cousin here http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/22304874/detail.html
Bumping for Monday morning entertainment value.
Yoo-hoo!!! Ronnie!!! Did mommy wake you up and give you some Cheerios yet?
Sparky, he’d answer but this time, he’s tied up.
As long as he doesn’t post the pics, I can almost manage that imagery…oh, shit–no I can’t…
(HURL)
I know, I had the same impulse right after I typed it.
Anyone had a conversation with his parole officer yet?
I think he killed himself!
How? OD’ed on M&Ms?
Oh my God, they killed Ronnie! You BASTARDS!
OMG!! TSO!!!
This: when he didn’t get what he wanted from his ‘girlfriend’ before Jenny, told her he had stage 3 prostrate cancer…even told her when he went thru chemo.
Remind you of anyone we used to know??????????
Holy hell youse guys! Last time I looked at this thread, there were about 200 comments! WTF?????
And no, I don’t believe for a second that was a Jenny texting earlier. The level of retardery is way too similar.
Good Morning from downrange Gunny Driveway! Several of your fellow citizens from the Garden State wait to hear of the latest installment of your little soap opera.
Gunny Driveway??? That needed a spew alert, Nichevo..
I know for a fact that idiot is ok–he’s got big plans for tomorrow with the amazon woman. What a frickin joke.
Thank god there are many SMMC uniorms at the thrift shopp! Ron see if Jenny will hook you up with those Insignia!
I love the WWE Belt picture. I don’t know why, but that makes me laugh.
http://www.facebook.com/eagles34x#!/photo.php?fbid=1454564998864&set=a.1161983484509.2025728.1075474493&type=3&theater
Nichevo, I like it, but you should really warn a guy. My computer was safe because I turned my head in time, but my wife’s cat is pissed and covered with coffee…
@342, I’m with Hondo, anyone call this ass-jockey’s PO yet? He’d gets lots more wrestling practice in jail.
UpNorth and Flagwaver, glad I could bring some humor to your day. As for the cat, I’d feel bad if it was dog. I have cleaned up too many hairballs and cat vomit in my home to feel bad for a cat. Hope it wasn’t really good coffee. I am off to bed, hope you all have a good day.
not sure if anyone else called but I just did and Mark was not in the office, but I did leave him a message about Ronnie Boy, and told him he might want to do some checking around . OH I so hope that the Mailman reads this one because making phone calls is my favorite thing to do.
I just wish he had the balls to come back and show us his DD214 and to tell you all how he had his records sealed and that he is the only one who can unseal them…. well Ronnie Boy maybe if you unsealed them you could start collecting your pension and not have to live off of mommy
I’ve had a few “different” sorts of jobs in my younger days but only take credit for accomplishments actually earned. Guess I’m old fashioned. Had I known I could pretend to join the 1st Imaginary Marine Hallucination Division instead of the old fashioned Army where we actually had to DO push-ups and all that nasty, sweaty, real stuff, you can bet I would have gagged at the chance. My brother screwed up, too, and joined the old fashioned, real, sweaty USMC. I’m sure he wouldn’t have hesitated for one non-nanosecond to pass this deal up had he known about it. I mean, who could pass up the chance to be an honest to goodness (or otherwise) Sergeant Major Wannabe instead of some poor sucker who’d actually put in the work, the blood, sweat and tears of accomplishing something in real life? Wow! Whatta man he must be!
Big John – now just Old John the Has-been ~ Gunsmith, Bladesmith, Leathersmith. Sigh
@354 Big John, I feel your pain “Now just Old John the has been”. What ya gotta remember is, to be a ‘has been’ you had to have been. You, your brother my Bro and I and all the other vets here have “been”! SgtMaj ass plug and his type have never been. My late father always told my brothers and I, “Without your word, you’re nothing”. These guys don’t have their word…
Holy hell, this has been amazing to read! I figured it would only be a matter of time before the “GF” showed up.
@297, I am officially in love with this post. I wondered if he was *that* brainless to try and claim he was a “Pro” wrestler after browsing his FB for awhile. Amazing, utterly, amazing. I’m laughing and clapping my hands with glee.
And I concur, I would not want to get my shit messed up by TSO…that man has his connections!