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| June 25, 2025


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16-year-old boy unintentionally shot by accomplice in Monroe drive-by shooting: Police

by: Logan Jennes
MONROE, N.C. (QUEEN CITY NEWS) — A 16-year-old boy allegedly involved in a drive-by shooting was shot by an accomplice, according to the Monroe Police Department.

Around 11:25 p.m. on Monday, officers responded to a shooting on the 600 block of Skywatch Lane in Monroe. It was determined that the vehicle stopped on Skywatch Lane, and multiple people got out of the vehicle and started shooting into two homes.

No one inside those homes were hurt during the shooting, officials said.

Less than 15 minutes later, just before 11:40 p.m., officers responded to a hospital for a report about a 16-year-old with a life-threatening gunshot wound. The teen was later airlifted to a hospital in Charlotte, where he is in stable condition.

After investigating both incidents, detectives believe an accomplice of the 16-year-old unintentionally shot him during the drive-by shooting on Skywatch Lane.

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QC News

Col. Cooper grins.

Bloody bat found near man fatally shot on porch in Philadelphia’s Germantown section

PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) — A man was shot and killed in Germantown Sunday night.

Police responded to the unit block of Hansberry Street just before 11 p.m.

Police responded to the home for a shooting and found a 47-year-old man in the vestibule of a home, shot in the chest.

He was rushed to the hospital, where he later died.

Police are questioning the homeowners after a bloody baseball bat was found near the scene.

The homeowners told officers the suspect attempted to break in when they shot him.

The bloody bat was found on the porch, according to police.

The investigation is ongoing and no arrests have been made.

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6 ABC

I believe that is what’s known as a “clue” and one shouldn’t bring it to a gunfight. Thanks again, Gun Bunny.

They should have stopped with “Congress shall make no Law…”
Anon

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Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

At first I was puzzled.
A flying mouse to a gunfight? Then it clicked. (In my defense, it’s oh-dark-too-damn-early, pre-caffiene, been awake since oh-dark-too-damn-earlier).
I will duly annotate “bat to a gun fight” in the 3″ three ring loose leaf binder of T2NB2AGF.
(Q: was the bat ash, or aluminum?)

KoB

Puzzled is a good word here, Tox. These two were considered for a dual post with FGS and SPoTW Threads. Puzzling as to what would be more stupid…shooting your partner in crime or carrying a bat to a gunfight? The cats caught hell…didn’t they? And another day has passed without me buying a 9mm.

The 2ndA defends all of the other As….from the A’holes.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

I’m still somewhat puzzled.
If the homeowner had the gun, and the perp had the bat, whose blood was on the bat? Did the perp get in a lick or two on the homeowner before being shot?
Ahh, well….

MIRanger

Tox, I had to read it again because I was also thinking fledermaus when I first read it not schlager.

I think the Police need to do a little bit of investigation as to whose blood it is. My guess is they will find another neighbor with a crushed skull whom the deceased previously encountered (one who probably did not realize he was in a gun fight and forgot to bring something appropriate)

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

‘Ed and Admin
Need to look into a story about an illegal Iranian military sniper caught by ICE in North ‘Bama (as reported in The Feral Irishman)

David

Still carrying a Revolutionary Guard military ID, I read.

MIRanger

He is Khurdish. Is not an illegal immigrant: Arrived on a K1 Visa Oct 2024, married Jan 2025. Delayed filing paperwork, which should be settled shortly. Iran has mandatory service and he noted it on his Visa application.

One strange detail is that he currently is not working (which can be difficult for legal immigrants who don’t have their green card yet), and his wife is 7 months pregnant. Who is working?

Skivvy Stacker

When I was 16 I probably would have unintentionally shot one of my friends.

Not out of malice, but just because he was a real ass clown.

Not because I would have wanted him to die, and not because I would have wanted to WOUND him in any nasty way, but…just because…well, he kinda pissed my ass off from time to time…y’know?

Tallywhagger

Start with the BB gun, if that isn’t enough then migrate up to the pellet rig… a green switch and if he still ain’t gitting right, apply the size 10 or larger boots. After that? Some “friends” just ain’t worth having.

Wrist rocket sling shots are pretty good. Just look what David did with his!

Skivvy Stacker

Hiz only saving grace wuz that his sister was cute.
Other than that…

Tallywhagger

Understood. That shit MATTERS.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Friendly fire…..isn’t

Skivvy Stacker

Yep.
That’s mostly why I just wanted to kinda sorta, y’know, throw clods of dirt at him from time to time…

jeff LPH 3 63-66

When I was 16 years old, I was in bed for the next day of H.S., Saturday nights was over at my friend Elliot’s house watching sea hunt and Zacherly on NYC channel 9 and making English muffin pizzas in Elliots Moms rottissery and using spagetty sauce and mozzerella cheese while his folks were out playing canasta. No such thing as pizza sauce in the food stores. .Still didn’t have a Girlfriend yet. No I won’t mention So Young by the Ohio Students.