New Year and New fakes.
In with the new year and in with the new phonies. Meet a one Mr, Woytek, Jason thanks to POW.net.
But according to his records he is not even have half of these awards. In fact that his highest award is the Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal.
Oh with the CIB with two stars and the CAR with three stars was not a dead give away. But then again perhaps one should explain how unit awards are given and when one has a silver oak leaf on every single award is a big eye raiser, I do not know what is.
It seems that he is facing other criminal charges of pawning off stolen laptops.
Category: Phony soldiers
Really? If you have nothing to hide the show your DD214. I posted my ERB. You dodged so who is the one acting like a fake?
Houser, evidently you also require alot of attention even if negative. No wonder you like Richter.
#119,
Whoa, you must be psychic. My last APFT wasn’t TOO much higher than 250. Then again, I had a hernia and drank a twelve-pack the night before. I’ll admit, I’ve never been a 300 guy (though I did hit 299 once), but I’ve smoked the piss out of so-called PT studs doing my normal PT. You see, with the exception of a select few god-like senior NCOs, most of us Infantry guys start showing the effects of 25-mile ruck marches, 5-mile stretcher runs, and conducting combat operations with minor injuries after a few years. I’m happy with 270-290 now, and I doubt the Sergeants Major reviewing my board file are unhappy with either my APFT score or height and weight. I mean, I assume you meant to imply that I am overweight as missing a meal might hurt one’s PT score as easily as it may help it. This thread has already proven your lack of basic grammar skills–we don’t need to get on the subject of nutrition.
As for Richter being a Staff Sergeant, nope… I have served with some of the least mature (professionally and personally) NCOs the Army has to offer and none of them come close to approaching this guy’s level. Besides, why would anyone besides a dumb-ass private want to put a real NCO’s name to such ignorant posts.
Let’s hope that the real SSG Crawford gets back with Sporkmaster. Let’s hope even more that Private Richter is still in the Army somewhere; odds are myself or someone else here knows someone who knows someone in his unit. Disrespecting fellow(?) veterans is one thing, but some basic form of courtesy should be rendered even online. After all, you never know who might pop in here.
I finally get it! Houser, Richter, I’m converting to Infantryism because you have shown me the light.
“Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from pogues” (Murphy 6:13 Alvin York Version)
You guys are right, the “cib” is almighty. I shall begin construction of the Altar of the cib immediately. All hail!
I like how I am being accused on not wearing something that I do not have on my ERB. So I must be a fake.
Oh dear Lord. Sphincter thinks that because someone has a life and isn’t on here waiting with baited breath for his next post, that I must have been run off by him?? I was reading his responses and I have a question for the board; did he actually say he has an airsoft team?? Really? Well, well, well, that’s just too fucking good. I can’t believe that this poser is now challenging me to airsoft!! Sorry, pudfucker, I don’t do airsoft, not even at gunpoint. Also, you finally want to meet? Excellent! The one thing that puzzles me, though; you don’t know who Jonn (not John) is? If you would pull your melon out of your ass, you would know he is the site owner and a CIB holder. That you can’t figure that out shows that you have no critical thinking skills whatsoever. So, with that in mind, I want you to email him (you can do that through the “contact us” thingy at the top of the site. I know that would be really hard for you, but give it a whirl) then he will email or call me, he has my phone number, and we will go from there. I will be in Virginia this Summer to visit relatives and if you’re within a 5 hour drive of Richmond or Virginia Beach, I would be more than happy to meet up. I will make damn sure I have all my paperwork with me; will you? Don’t worry about me claiming it’s fake, because one thing I am is honest. If you check out, then fine, I will post an apology to you on this board, but you had better do the same, once you see my paperwork; mmmmmkay? As for airsoft……I have been asked, over the years, to do paintball and airsoft, but it just doesn’t do it for me. I have no desire to run around the woods shooting plastic pellets at each other trying to outcool the others with my awesome looking fake AR and my surplus store fatigues. I have the real thing, so… Read more »
You’ve been back for more than 18 months, I think that’s sufficiently long enough for you to have gotten that paperwork squared away. Maybe this is an indication that you’re not assertive enough to wear Hard Stripes. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, pal.
I’m off to set up an OP in a beautiful Czech woman. Enjoy your night of pud-pulling, faggots.
I changed units since than and have been busy taking care of the different issues I had. Also may I remind you that you said that you would show your dd214 when I showed you mine. so were is it. but we already know that your not a man of your word.
Wow, Houser and Richter are pretty pathetic.
Friends of this Woytek guy?
Would not be surprised.
What a pair of douCHEs. Jonn; we have seen some sorry assed trolls come through here, but this pair outshines them all. And claim to be E-6? No flippin’ way. Let them bring their sorry asses down here and I will show them the way out to Camp James E. Rudder. Drink a few mugs, oops cans for them, they don’t rate mugs here. Then out to the sandpit.
Joe couldn’t hold a candle to these, (did one say he plays airsoft? Holy Sheyite!), campus clowns.
What a pair of douCHEs. Jonn; we have seen some sorry assed trolls come through here, but this pair outshines them all. And claim to be E-6? No flippin’ way. Let them bring their sorry asses down here and I will show them the way out to Camp James E. Rudder. Drink a few mugs, oops cans for them, they don’t rate mugs here. Then out to the sandpit.
Joe couldn’t hold a candle to these, (did one say he plays airsoft? Holy Sheyite!), campus clowns.
Yeah, Frankly, Sphincter threw down the challenge to take on his airsoft team. That, alone tells me he’s a poser.
Yeah, I’m beginning to think Joe is pretty tame, comparatively.
That’s why he doesn’t want to meet up. Hey; do you remember the Canadian Ranger dude a while back? Didn’t he belong to an airsoft team as well? I remember a screen shot of his bio on an airsoft website. Maybe Sphincter is a pal of his?
Old Trooper, I just got back from talking to some of my buddies of the black n yellow tab, and they say that anyone who would claim to be military NCO “and” play airsoft would cruise the rest areas and bus stations. Works for me.
Yeah, Frankly, that is exactly what I thought the second I read his airsoft bullshit. Now, I’m sure you cleaned up the response from the tab wearers, but I can imagine what they really said. heh heh heh
Man old trooper. You sure do like to talk about dicks and assholes, and you really like to accuse people of being gay. Sounds to me like a textbook case of projection. Go look it up, I’ll wait . . . Now you’re going to respond that you’re married thank you very much, to which I’ll retort, so is John Travolta. And he’s sucked more dicks than your wife which means at least 102. Now I understand why you’re so pissed about DADT, you’re just jealous you couldn’t serve openly.
Spork: I’ll make a deal with you, and this will help your career more than anything you’ve done on your own. I swear I will post my unredacted (except for SSN) DD-214, the second you can produce a new ERB with a shiny CMFB. I’m trying to square you away here son, as your leadership has obviously set you up for failure.
You can’t do anything so quit pretending. You ether post you DD214 or we have nothing left to talk about.
Also I have never claimed that I was awarded a CMB.I was recommended for one that I have not heard back about.
You are simply using this as a excuse to not have to follow through with your promise. My ERB shows that I am active military and have been to Iraq. Which is the entire point of me posting it. Post yours.
Riiiiiight Doogie. I love how leftists always claim to be so smart and that they feel the need to condescend (look it up, I’ll wait). You’re a fuckstain that can’t even do a simple thing like post your DD214 as you were asked to do by Sporkmaster. You keep yapping at me in order to deflect (look it up, I’ll wait) away from your primary subject. Why is that? Now, get back to your court reporting and I’ll wait patiently to see if you actually do as you were asked, this time.
Airsoft? I think I found a picture of one of these lads here:
Hahaha! Currahee John just outed Sphincter and Doogie!!!!!!
Busted!
I’m pretty sure my main topic was talking shit on your worthless fucking ass trooper. You useless stateside peacetime fuck. As for posting my 214, I don’t take orders from people I outrank. If Spork doesn’t can that fucking attitude I will go to Alaska personally and have him do Little Man In The Woods and Mountain Climbers until he’s pissing blood. As for you, just keep collecting disability checks and being a drain on society.
Having had the occasion to drive trucks, (2.5 million miles of occasion), I noticed the badassity of those who hid behind their CB Mikes. On the occasional outing of them, they never ever measured up to their claims and more often than not, wet themselves at their outing. Seems like more of the same here. Their badmouthing of family members of their targets, their silly, childish namecalling all work well to describe what they are. As I see them, they are not worth the first response to any of their baby talk.
And, Currahee John, from one Currahee to another; Currahee Brother, you shot ’em in the face, right between the eyes.
Wow–I go to Vegas for a couple of days and THIS shit happens? This is why we can’t have nice things, boys and girls.
Airsoft? Seriously? I love how these guys always out themselves. ALWAYS.
And as far as fish/CIB’s go, hey, I knew they were rare, but I figured someone had both somewhere. Shit, there was an A-ganger on my first boat who was a former Marine who had been awarded a Silver Star. NOBODY fucked with him. Ever.
Houser and Richter, OTOH…hey, Houser? Does your boss in Atlanta know you’re pissing away company time and resources on shit like this? Richter, go play your airsoft. Not impressed. Not gonna believe your shit, either. You’ve been evaluated and found extremely wanting. Buh-bye, now.
Houser
Since you got out of the Army by your own admission you have no rank. So by me being active I outrank any previously held spot you may have had. Also that is to assume that you were in the military to begin with. Also since this is something that you said that you were going to do yourself. So just admit that I called your bluff in that you thought that I would not post my ERB.
1.A ticket costs about a grand to come up here. Since you cannot be bothered to post a document online I do not see you dropping a grand to come to Alaska.
2. I would laugh in your face. You really think you can get away with talking tough on the internet. Your a joke and you keep proving it more and more each day.
Come to my clinic. You will find out that no mater who you are we can tell anyone to get out. We have regular support of our command when it comes to unruly people. So unless you out rank a LT Col(P) you will have spent a grand to be shown to the door. Do it, I dare you.
Were I to engage or respond to these dopes, which I doubt will happen, the only thing they could offer to validate themselves would be their house number, street address and zipcode. Without that they are just Cyberspace Aviators.
Well said, men, well said. I love how Doogie all of a sudden changes tactics, yet again, thinking that by attacking from the flank, he will once again avoid doing what he demanded of another. If you really did outrank Sporkmaster; your leadership abilities are lacking, because any NCO worth their salt would have ponied up by now, and probably wouldn’t have started talking shit to begin with. Go ahead and denigrate my service if you want, I could care less, since I don’t know you, you’re insults mean nothing and you have no clue what you are talking about to begin with. What it does show me is that you, if you were an NCO, probably got rifted for being a piss poor leader. The subject wasn’t me, dumbass, the subject was posting your DD214. You weren’t ordered to do so, you were called out to do so because you called out someone else to do it; they did and you didn’t. Don’t try and deflect and claim that you don’t follow orders given by those you out rank. How about we ignore a lower lifeform (that means you numbnuts)?
You can babble on all you want, but until you live up to an obligation you required of another, you’re nothing but an all talk POS. Sphincter called me out and suggested we meet up. I agreed and he pulled the same bullshit you are pulling with Sporkmaster. Yet, here you are calling me all sorts of names in order to try and make it about me (leftist playbook, page 28). Keep running your piehole, dipshit, because the more you do, the more stupid it makes you look.
FO – Nice to meet a brother here! Co. A of the 1st, back when we had the blue beanies.
As far as Doogie and his Sockpuppet go, I don’t even find them irritating, they are just simply hilarious! Can you imagine an actual E-6 or above acting like that? I think they’ve been reading too many copies of this:
I’ve met a few E-5s with Houser’s attitude; not saying he is or was ever a Soldier, much less an NCO.
Those E-5s either ended up E-4s again (it’s nice seeing the “E-4 Mafia” accept a newly demoted former hard-ass E-5 back into their ranks) or were given a healthy dose of their own medicine by a more senior NCO to get them in line.
Fellow Service Members and distinguished guests, First off I would like to say thank you for bringing this “Poser” up to my attention. I received an E-mail stating that a member named “Richter” as posting up comments and stating that he was me. For the record this is the “Real” SSG Crawford from Fort Polk, Louisiana. The last time I want to DC was in the spring of 2008…..Far dated from these comments. Secondly I would like to formally apologize for the comments this man stated as they were downright disrespectful and a discredit to the armed forces entirely. I am a firm believer of the “One team, One fight concept” and I feel that everyone is important in the Armed Forces as we all have a role. Never would I disrespect the cook that feeds me, the ammo specialist that outfits me, and the list goes on and on. The infantry is only one fine tuned gear in the cog wheel followed by 200+ other fine tuned gears. Third I use Airsoft not for the cool guy feel……but as a item to help others change their lives by providing charity games and life skills training in the form of leadership based clinics that teach young and old alike valuable life building skills that enhance their confidence, and overall self being. Yes I know we have many “Call to Duty” type players in our sport but we try to Simulate MILSIM the best we can to show people who can never get the chance to serve (This happens a lot due to medical issues, EXC) what being a soldier is like from the inside. The goal is to show them and to give them a deeper appreciation of the Men and Women of the Armed Forces who serve in their defense. This is a win win for all who participate and to the outside organizations we donate to such as the Fireman’s cup fund, March of dimes, and various other organizations. As for you Richter I would highly suggest you stop using my credentials in your arguments. Your IP address… Read more »
Currahee John: I was in “Choppin’ Charlie” 1st ABG/506th Inf. Looooong time ago. Send an e-mail to Jonn, that he will forward to me, got good things to talk about. Or, find my e-mail in 506th Assn directory. Later Brother, Currahee!
Frankly Opinionated: ABG? Wow, that *is* going a while back! I’ll look you up in the Assn directory, as soon as I find my old one, or when “Moe” gets around to mailing out the new ones.
Thanks Bradley:
The poser is a hoser for sure. Or,quite possibly, a “Hosee”, which more than likely, is how it actually is.
I wonder if he uses rubber sheets on his bunk……..
Thanks for setting him straight SSG Crawford, although none of us here believed him anyway…
Secondly I would like to formally apologize for the comments this man stated
Wasn’t you, no apology is necesary.
Thank you Sir,
Just doing it as I know once HE reads my comments he will not have the intestinal fortitude nor the honor to do so himself. Taking the moral high ground for him even
though I don’t even know the guy.Sucks being the good person sometimes.
I just hope HE and others learn their lessons from this event, and understand their actions are neither permitted or tolerated whatsoever.
Thanks,
Bradley
P.S. (M1A1, or M1A2 SEP….LOL)
Question: Is this Richter’s E-Mail?riflimflam94@yahoo.com
If so the story gets mighty interesting with this guy.
Yes, that is at least one of the addresses that came back on this guy.
I believe that is the correct one. I will send you a email will everything he has said in pretending to be you.
SSG Crawford
Started on M1’s, finished on the A1’s… and sphincter wondered why I didn’t have a CIB!
Sporkmaster: What about the informal ones?
Also I have to ask, was this you at AIT?
Dang Ol’ Tanker, I though you were in earlier than that. I started on M60A1s and ended on M60A3s. The M1 was in service when I was armor, but I started my career in the Reserves. Always wanted to try the M1 on for size, never got the chance.
Ready to copy……Send Traffic
Message sent. I can see the email that you post so there is no need to put it the message. AKO sends us enough worthless spam as it is. I do not want to add to yours if I can help it.
Thank you Sporkmaster
“Sporkmaster: What about the informal ones?”
Nah, that’s only if you’re running for office as a leftist. Then you add all the informal ribbons to your rack, too, in order to make it look more impressive.
Nah Sporky, I was mainly the driver….never handled radios….uh, er, communication? You got my badge wrong too, I was an airborne tanker…need some wings on that patch!
Jacobite I was in from ’88-’91. I go by Old Tanker for a different reason than my actual age which is 43….or 13 if you ask my wife!
Not a problem. I have the screen captures of him on youtube were we were able to confirm that it was him.
Holy shit,Old Tanker, I always wanted to meet an “Airborne Tanker”, I only got to shove jeeps out of those C-119’s. Wondered what a tank would look like leaving one. LOL
I believe it looks a little like this Frank. 🙂
Fellow Servicemembers and Distinguished Guests,
I hate to interupt this love fest but somebody please explain to me how you guys were all making fun of Airsoft before but now are sucking some alleged airsoft guys dick. Is that really Bradley Crawford the guy that lost a weapon out in sector in Djibouti? Trying to claim to be some kind of expert in military tactics, oh well another fraud. You will fit in well here. You guys have already been blowing each other for the last couple days I see.
Sporkmaster:Sector? Really? No one uses that word to describe anything other then sectors of fire. Not land areas. Keep proving your a fake.
Because what your idiot brain has yet to comprehend is that real Soldiers have a email account that he used to get in contact with me. You can only have it if you are active or retired.
I looked up the name and only found one. Guess who replied back. It was not you. Also a few days ago you said that was done by a “friend” playing a joke on you.
Your the fraud here that you have to hid behind someone else’s career.
Also something tells me you have not been deployed further then your parents backyard.