RSSTuesdays with Claymore

Tuesdays with Claymore

| February 23, 2016 | 19 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Poor, stupid, white…Republican To the face Might want to worry about your own convention, sparky. Every body wants to rule the world Are these the droids you’re looking for? Didn’t see that coming… Jar Jar Biden As if the Cubs didn’t have enough on their plate I’m going to guess ‘racist’. Beyonce’s not responsible for […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| February 9, 2016 | 2 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

New Hampshire Edition! Oh, well I guess we can all go home now Purveyors of hate denounce hate This isn’t the Marcobot you’re looking for Paging President Teleprompter, your smirking idiots need a reminder So are DUer’s now racists? …first they came for the Bernie supporters. Malware Darth Pantsuit Deploy the Olbermann! Old white dude […]

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Tuesday with Claymore

| February 2, 2016 | 9 Comments
Tuesday with Claymore

Caucus Edition! Bernie the pimp Morning in American Hillary accused of voter fraud….wuuuuuut? Cruzfinger Cyberbegging Beating up “children” Morning Constitutional Iowa Defecation Strategery Declaration of DUmbass Smoke some Cubans MSNBC is the new Fox News Bernie Sanders is a Right Wing Plant Yippie Ki Yay Barack Does America Keeping it classy Ancient White Dude For […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 26, 2016 | 11 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Expelliarseus Yea, more billionaire douchebags for president 13 Hours or 13 IQ? So there was some Democrat thingy last night and this happened Random crime…move along At least she didn’t advocate aborting them Crazy bitch drives them crazy …then they came for the communists. Why don’t they just outlaw it? That seems to work for […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 19, 2016 | 4 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

That bastion of right wing thought… Cuban water crisis Rapey cultural relativism in a PC world Comrade Martin? White Druggie Lives Matter Mo’s Cat House Clinton, Cosby, King DUer’s worried that a GOP win means a lock on SCOTUS Don’t mess with a ginger This is what happens when you’re married but you’re not Pussy […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 12, 2016 | 10 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Stolen Valor, DUtardian Dystopia Sex abuse that doesn’t involve a Clinton Whining life’s lottery Cruz control for stupid Rape culture for realz DU guts Constitution with this bit of mental masturbation DWS may be tango uniform soon Your first mistake; this isn’t a game Maybe Ted carries a Bowie knife? Hipster slacker bitches are the […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 5, 2016 | 5 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

If we’re being honest, it was in pretty shitty shape to begin with. Christmas miracles for people who don’t believe Christ was real. Han shat first Blooming idiot Well, it’s kinda true. Oregon is for haters Royal decree One man’s militia… Professors always have the coolest ideas Rocket surgeon will fix all the problems That […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| December 15, 2015 | 11 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

You like guns because you’re stupid Turd in the punchbowl Racist Marine Jar Jar Hadji Or razor blades, or pills, or bridges, or knives… Ironic special snowflakes Trump Nazi!! Invasion of the Gun Snatchers The new paper of record for NYC “Attacks on mosques”…right. Bush’s fault Ted Cruz…religious extremist …or, how to start a civil […]

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