Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 26, 2016

Expelliarseus

Yea, more billionaire douchebags for president

13 Hours or 13 IQ?

So there was some Democrat thingy last night and this happened

Random crime…move along

At least she didn’t advocate aborting them

Crazy bitch drives them crazy

…then they came for the communists.

Why don’t they just outlaw it? That seems to work for everything, right?

Democrats worried non-Democrat will blame the Democrats for being Democrats

Ed graduates from JV propaganda to the professionals

Sorry Charlie

PP doesn’t really kill babies and cut them up…MSNBC said so

Christians in Iran…yeah, all religions are bad.

Liar liar pantsuit on fire

17 year old kids are freakin’ geniuses

Blooming idiot

They’re sharpening their long knives on flint…see what I did there?

To the moon, Alice!

By ‘unrecognizable’ I think you mean ‘pissed off’.

Well that should go over like a fart in church

Get your motor runnin’…

How do you say ‘bullshit’ in French?

Gayest plan ever

Natalie who?

Looks like the people who pay no taxes are the very ones in support of new ones

Not this shit again

Oh noes, the MSM is in the tank for Hillary!!

Nate Silver…he’s telling the “wrong” story

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2/17 Air Cav

“Why is it I have a right to an attorney and if I can’t afford it one will be appointed to me, but they don’t do the same with a doctor? – Matt” Posted by Matt’s proud parent who bears a grudge against hyphens, apparently.

Okay, that’s enough. Don’t get me wrong on this, and I hope I’m not taking this a touch too far, but I’m volunteering for the firing squad–and I damn well better not get the blank.

GDContractor

YAY! Let her rip, skip! The Dude abides!

2/17 Air Cav

Hey, you old dog. How have you been? Thanks for the Christmas present. That was awfully nice of you. I didn’t think that large a check would actually clear but, as you know, it did! Happy days are here again…

GDContractor

Kind sir. Of course, being a Nigerian prince, I knew there would be no problems with the check. What about the : Striper that delivered; it? For that, I payed …… :extra!

Now, as they say in Maine, “Don’t you move a goddamn inch!” Welcome home.

Sj

2/17! You’re back! Fantastic! Missed you here.

2/17 Air Cav

Aw shucks. You guys are making me blush. Of course, I realize that the rule of thirds applies here, as it does most everywhere. 1/3 are saying, “Shit! I was hoping he’d stay away. 1/3 are saying, “Who? I don’t give a shit.” And 1/3 are not unhappy I have emerged from my cave. Thanks. Now, on to the business at hand: grilling chicken over charcoal.

Ex-PH2

Well, thank you for emerging from your Fortress of Solitude, 2/17AirCav, because even if none of these other twinkies missed you, I DID.

2/17 Air Cav

You’re okay, Ex-…The question is whether I have a plan when Lars returns. I’m sure I do. I just haven’t shared it with myself yet.

GDContractor

FYI- Lars was last seen sinking feet first into a steaming bottomless pile of STFU. Merry Christmas!

2/17 Air Cav

“People living in asylum centers in The Netherlands are to be given lessons about the Dutch LGBT community, the country’s education minister has announced.”

That’s not the worst of it. The lessons include a practicum. (The pun was unintended.) “Okay, Bjorn, you and Gustaf are up.”

OWB

Someone just asked about you, and, as if by magic, there you are. Good to see ya.