Tuesdays with Claymore
Stolen Valor, DUtardian Dystopia
Sex abuse that doesn’t involve a Clinton
DU guts Constitution with this bit of mental masturbation
Your first mistake; this isn’t a game
Maybe Ted carries a Bowie knife?
Hipster slacker bitches are the worst
“Why can’t he get his meat at Whole Foods like the rest of us?”
Not showing up to listen to Obama talk about himself is racist.
NRA = political hack organization, Unions = paragons of virtue
Actually the suck is part of the plan.
Howard Dean – jealous old white guy
How about OccupyMathClass instead
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Oh, the lottery! The lottery! I will become Jesus and give it all away because lots of money makes me feel bad about myself!!
In re: the NYE assaults in Germany: Merkel is looking a bit bone-weary over this. I think she is beginning to regret her open-door idea. Ja, Angela – you should have put restrictions in place before you opened the doors. I know, I know. You were being nice. Yeah, I’m nice, too, but I know a con game when I see one. Best of luck to you, liebschen.
You keep lying like that, lass, and they’ll be calling you “Pinocchia”. (smile)
Now, Hondo, I’m just having some fun. I’d like that $1.5 billion in small, unmarked bills, please.
I think I’d buy me an Apache and a shitload of flying lessons. Crusin’ in my 64…
Now THAT is a worthy wish, good luck to you
I heard one genius say she was going to cure world hunger. Gee, it only takes a billion and The USA has spent, what, 1 Trillion on our own people since the war on poverty started? We suck
The lottery…
If I win that kind of money no one I know and care for ever has to worry about money ever again. Including some of my employees who’ve done outstanding work here.
I’ve become such a simple man that at this point a mere $150k extra would end any concerns about my future that I might have. My needs are small and the things I enjoy most don’t cost much money.
That means with an after tax amount in the hundreds of millions I could add a children’s wing to my local hospital, add on to the Shriners Hospital, fix the Soldiers Home in Western Mass, create the most beautiful youth soccer complex in New England and change the lives of dozens and dozens of people.
Then I could buy some truly stupid toys, there’s a nice 100ft sailing yacht for about 3.5 million I’d buy…a few cars that would be fun to own and a house with a lot of privacy….
Yeah I’m giving a lot of it away, but I’m keeping a shit ton too.
My wife and I were talking it over. One thing we would do is buy a several hundred acre horse farm we saw for sale in our home state of Vermont complete with guest house, observatory etc and start a home for wounded warriors to come and relax free of charge. Hang out, ride horses, swim in the pool, sit on the giant porch in cane chairs and shoot the shit.
There have been several fraudulent Stolen Valor types that have in the past and continue to inhabit Skinner’s Island a.k.a. DU. TomInTib was the most famous hoaxer. He stolen valor lies are well doccumented over at ConservativeCave.com.
Current valor thieves inhabiting DU are OmahaSteve who was busted wearing a green fatigues with medals he claimed after the fact were his grandfathers and he was wearing the uniform to honor him. Riiight.
Then there is 11B…or as we’ve named him 11Boo Boo. Claims to have been with the 101st during the battle of Hamburger Hill…problem was he joined two years after the battle was fought.
I’m sure there are several wanna be soldiers at DU that are breathing a heavy sigh of relief over this.
Howard Dean…yeah, midgets are often pissed off on a daily basis. I was in the Vermont State Capitol once and there is a hall with every former Gov’s Official Portrait. Not unusual and as The 1st non-colony state with over 200yrs under it’s belt there are quite a few. Guess which one is the largest??? No cheating!