Private Mike Sleeper; Discharged Under Other Than Honorable Conditions, but is still not, and never will be a Real Army Ranger.

| March 17, 2020 | 174 Comments

We get calls all the time requesting that a blog on someone be taken down.  We posted about Mike Sleeper HERE and HERE in years past.  If we turn our backs on these clowns for any period of time they try to re-invent their story.  That’s why it’s generally best to leave the post up, the old ones come in handy when we have to play Wack-A-Mole again and again.

The election is scheduled for May 22.

Last year, Sleeper emailed us that we were in error, but his emails stopped when we refused to take down the post about him. Locals are crediting us with his decision to quit local politics.

Mike Sleeper is using his little Indoctrination certificate to give unknowing civilians the impression that he actually was an Army Ranger and earned that TAB he was showing off.

For anyone who might be under the impression that Mike Sleeper is a trained Army Ranger who earned the right to claim a Ranger TAB…he did not.   Mike Sleeper was thrown out of the Army as a Private for Deralection of Duty and he earned an Other Than Honorable Discharge, not a Ranger TAB.

Individuals that are part of the Ranger Regiment are permitted to wear the Beret while they are assigned there.  They even get called “Ranger” by some, but everyone knows its just an honorary kinda thing for being in a unit full of REAL ARMY RANGERS.

If you are assigned to a Navy Special Warfare Unit…that does not mean you are a SEAL.  If you are deployed to support Marines…it doesn’t mean you are one of them either.  If the Ranger Regiment says you can wear a hat…that don’t make ya Ranger Qualified.  Most all those who serve in that manner do not try to pass themselves off as a Real Army Ranger,  those who were thrown out of the unit and eventually the Army…should never try it.

If you were thrown out of the Army with an Other Than Honorable Discharge,  you should probably hang that on the wall instead of a Ranger TAB you never earned.   I really wish he did have that piece of paper three years ago.  We were told he was getting his records to prove he actually earned that TAB…still waiting…after all these years.

Mikey,  please stop giving civilians the impression that you earned the Ranger TAB,  don’t even leave them with the impression that you served Honorably.

 

 

 

 

Category: Army Poser, Valor Vultures

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    He may have served in a 75th Infantry billet, but that does not make him an “ARMY RANGER”.

    The late Jonn Lilyea served in a 75th Infantry billet, but he never claimed to be an “ARMY RANGER”.

    To the civvies out there, these verbiage and phrases have REAL MEANING to us veterans who served and walked the walk…

  2. USAF RET says:

    I just did my annual cyber awareness training…..I must now be a Secret Squirrel!!!!!!! I have a certificate and everything. This must be where the government makes me a Black Operator and my records disappear……oh goody, this is going to be great.

  3. Ret_25X says:

    fakers gonna fake.

    But this guy is a special brand of toad stool.

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Mike Sleeper is still trying to go BALLS DEEP with his fake Ranger claims?

    COCKSUCKER!

  5. Comm Center Rat says:

    FWIW The crest in the upper right corner of the certificate looks similar to a old PSYOP patch. It also reminds me a little of the CAPOC patch with the Airborne tab. When I was branched to PSYOP the regimental crest featured a chess style horse head with two bisecting lightning bolts.

    Hoping a Real Ranger will comment on what that patch really is or isn’t.

    Kudos to Dave Hardin/TAH for maintaining eternal vigilance over the POSers, fakers, and SV thieves like this Sleeper Creeper.

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    I don’t mind seeing reruns of Gunsmoke or JAG, but seeing a rerun of the lying, embellishing, sack of sh^t Michael Norman Sleeper just burns my bacon. Eff you, you effing POS effer. You are the epitome of why people do not trust politicians, even low level, local politicians. If your lying sack of sh^t azz would lie, in a military community area. about something that is so easy to check up on, what dahell would you be lying about that is harder to check? May you rot in hell Michael Norman Sleeper, while Satan devours you lying, embellishing sack of sh^t soul.

    In perusing the attached linkys to the previous posts about the lying, embellishing, NEVER a Ranger, thrown out of the Army PRIVATE (under less than honorable conditions) Michael Norman Sleeper, I saw the comment counts. Nearly 900 from both posts. Good to see some old friends there. Point being, unless I missed it, the Hemisphere of Insults appeared to only be about a paragraph long. Should we go back and look at all of the comments, find the Insult paragraph, copy paste, or would it be best to just go ahead and call for a full deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults, including the Alphabet Assault, The Toilet Bowl of Taunts, AND The Staff Summary Sheet?

    I am willing to make the motion, can we get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I don’t even think that Mike Sleeper is even worth the effort.

    • The Stranger says:

      You know what, since one of his sock puppets decided to try to impersonate me on the original thread, I have no choice but to offer a resounding SEGUNDO!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Looks like everyone is on board here and ole Mikey needs an update.
      For some reason I can’t find my dropping the HoI back on him back in the day (or Continent) so here we go…

      Hey Mikey, Since you like playing games and you can’t seem to get off the Phony bandwagon, you are fair game to be insulted up one side and down the other and dead up your poop chute

      Have a good day because you have earned the abuse you’re about to receive. Amen.

      The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
      You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
      I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
      go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
      Fetchez la vache!
      You have the brain of a duck
      I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
      You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
      We should make castanets out of your testicles
      You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
      If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
      You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
      You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

      Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

      • ChipNASA says:

        The Hemisphere of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
        THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
        … Mike (Mikey likes it in the bunghole or he wouldn’t keep coming back with his phony shit) Sleeper (Someone should put this fuckbucket in a sleeper hold) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex,
        Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case,

        • ChipNASA says:

          I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, erpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe,

          • ChipNASA says:

            Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NEVER graduated the US Army Ranger School, STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger, received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge, was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private, “No record of service beyond 1988”, was never awarded the NDSM, WAS NEVER part of DS/DS, WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab, never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle,

            • ChipNASA says:

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              Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
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  7. 2banana says:

    Going to and completing Ranger School does not make you a “Ranger.”

    Ranger School is a leadership school open to all MOSs.

    Rangers with duty in the 75th Ranger Regiment are special operations – with a Ranger Scroll.

    And some of these folks haven’t been to Ranger School…yet.

    • Ret_25X says:

      perhaps, but getting an OTH definitely does not make on a ranger…LOL

    • ninja says:

      Look at the pictures.

      https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=69989

      He displays the RANGER TAB.

      He also displays a picture of himself as being “US Army RANGER Airborne.”

      His FOIA does not reflect RANGER School or Airborne School.

      • rgr769 says:

        I always wondered how Sleeper could claim he was a Ranger when he never attended Ranger School and could not have been assigned to any unit in the 75th Ranger Regiment, as he never went to jump school. The math of the weeks he served on AD at Benning were not sufficient to have completed jump school after Basic and AIT. His certificate prolly came in blank from good ol’ “Neener” Neener. I suspect Neener named himself, so his customers can respond “neener, neener” when someone questions their military fakery and they display one of Neener’s fakes.

    • John says:

      Was about to post something similar. While the subject turd lied and discredited himself, that does not diminish the service of those Rangers who served in the Regiment. If you served in the Regiment, not supported, etc but were assigned and went through RIP, ROP, RASP, etc, you are a real Army Ranger whether you earned a tab or not. Try telling the families and brothers in arms of those scroll bearers who died in Mogadishu without tabs they weren’t real Army Rangers.
      RLTW!
      B Co 3/75
      1991-1994

      • rgr769 says:

        As a member of the 75th Ranger Regiment Assn., I agree with your assessment. The men who served in the Ranger Companies in RVN and elsewhere are entitled to belong to the regiment’s association and call themselves “rangers” without attending the school and earning the tab. But most of us don’t think Sleeper ever spent a day serving in any line company in the regiment.

        • John says:

          Totally agree Sleeper is a douchenozzle. My comments were aimed at the article, I should have clarified in my original post. Quotes I am referring to from above:

          “Individuals that are part of the Ranger Regiment are permitted to wear the Beret while they are assigned there. They even get called “Ranger” by some, but everyone knows its just an honorary kinda thing for being in a unit full of REAL ARMY RANGERS.”

          “If the Ranger Regiment says you can wear a hat…that don’t make ya Ranger Qualified. Most all those who serve in that manner do not try to pass themselves off as a Real Army Ranger,”

          I wore both the tab and the scroll and would never claim I am more a ranger than any of my brothers who just wore the scroll honorably.

          • rgr769 says:

            Same here, as most of my LRRP team members were not school tabbed Rangers. But they did complete either the division Recondo course or the course conducted by 5th SFG in Nha Trang.
            We consider them Rangers and our company assn. is part of the 75th RRA. There is a section for my company in every issue of “Patrolling.”

            When I joinded the 10th SFG(A), everyone assigned to the group wore the green beret, but only those wearing the full flash were qualified SF operators. Many would never go to SF school because they were support personnel. The Group’s support units were full of them. The Group commander even had a female WAC as his secretary/clerk.

            RLTW, brother.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I don’t think I would be walking around telling motherfuckers I was a Ranger unless I was a “Victor – (or Golf if any of those dudes are still around” or, as pointed out below, completed RIP, RASP, ROP, etc. and spent a little time in unit.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Yeah, but its still primarily CA that gets the slots.

      Minus the recent SJ experiment.

      It might be a leadership school, but it teaches you to patrol. Kinda key….

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Mike Sleeper NEVER graduated the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper obviously STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger.
    Mike Sleeper probably still grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
    Mike Sleeper received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge from the US Army, something that says he was a DUD.
    Mike Sleeper keeps up his US Army Ranger con game like Phildo did claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
    Mike Sleeper is less respectable than a cockroach or a dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Mike Sleeper is rumored to have dropped out of local politics.
    Mike Sleeper had his “I Love ME” cave in his house, something that reeks of narcissism.
    Mike Sleeper is still rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Mike Sleeper is still rumored to be a dropout Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Mike Sleeper was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper has “No record of service beyond 1988” on the DD214 found on him.
    Mike Sleeper has the Army Service Ribbon listed on his DD214 as his sole Decoration.
    Mike Sleeper was never awarded the NDSM according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER part of DS/DS according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper HAS YET to come up with anything at all to prove his claims and disprove the records found on him.
    Mike Sleeper never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School ,a requirement to even being accepted for the RIP program.
    Mike Sleeper looks like a pencilneck.
    Mike Sleeper fucketh himself.

    Mike Sleeper will continue to wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Mike Sleeper continues to realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • rgr769 says:

      Mike Sleeper NEVER graduated from the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper obviously STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger.
      Mike Sleeper probably still grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
      Mike Sleeper received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge from the US Army, something that says he was a DUD.
      Mike Sleeper keeps up his US Army Ranger con game like Phildo did claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
      Mike Sleeper is less respectable than a cockroach or a dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Mike Sleeper is rumored to have dropped out of local politics.
      Mike Sleeper had his “I Love ME” cave in his house, something that reeks of narcissism.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to be a dropout Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Mike Sleeper was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper has “No record of service beyond 1988” on the DD214 found on him.
      Mike Sleeper has the Army Service Ribbon listed on his DD214 as his sole Decoration.
      Mike Sleeper was never awarded the NDSM according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER part of DS/DS according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper HAS YET to come up with anything at all to prove his claims and disprove the records found on him.
      Mike Sleeper never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School ,a requirement to even being accepted for the RIP program.
      Mike Sleeper looks like a pencilneck.
      Mike Sleeper fucketh himself.
      Mike Sleeper received a dickstepper’s less than honorable discharge.

      Mike Sleeper will continue to wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Mike Sleeper continues to realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Clear copy.

      (((over)))

    • xyzzy says:

      xyzzy copies:

      Mike Sleeper NEVER graduated the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper obviously STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger.
      Mike Sleeper probably still grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
      Mike Sleeper received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge from the US Army, something that says he was a DUD.
      Mike Sleeper keeps up his US Army Ranger con game like Phildo did claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
      Mike Sleeper is less respectable than a cockroach or a dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Mike Sleeper is rumored to have dropped out of local politics.
      Mike Sleeper had his “I Love ME” cave in his house, something that reeks of narcissism.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to be a dropout Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Mike Sleeper was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper has “No record of service beyond 1988” on the DD214 found on him.
      Mike Sleeper has the Army Service Ribbon listed on his DD214 as his sole Decoration.
      Mike Sleeper was never awarded the NDSM according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER part of DS/DS according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper HAS YET to come up with anything at all to prove his claims and disprove the records found on him.
      Mike Sleeper never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School ,a requirement to even being accepted for the RIP program.
      Mike Sleeper looks like a pencilneck.
      Mike Sleeper fucketh himself.

      Mike Sleeper will continue to wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Mike Sleeper continues to realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Do you read? Over.

    • SFC D says:

      D’s Cantina copies 5x:

      Mike Sleeper NEVER graduated the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper obviously STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger.
      Mike Sleeper probably still grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
      Mike Sleeper received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge from the US Army, something that says he was a DUD.
      Mike Sleeper keeps up his US Army Ranger con game like Phildo did claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
      Mike Sleeper is less respectable than a cockroach or a dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Mike Sleeper is rumored to have dropped out of local politics.
      Mike Sleeper had his “I Love ME” cave in his house, something that reeks of narcissism.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Mike Sleeper is still rumored to be a dropout Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Mike Sleeper was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper has “No record of service beyond 1988” on the DD214 found on him.
      Mike Sleeper has the Army Service Ribbon listed on his DD214 as his sole Decoration.
      Mike Sleeper was never awarded the NDSM according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER part of DS/DS according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab according to records found.
      Mike Sleeper HAS YET to come up with anything at all to prove his claims and disprove the records found on him.
      Mike Sleeper never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School ,a requirement to even being accepted for the RIP program.
      Mike Sleeper looks like a pencilneck.
      Mike Sleeper fucketh himself.

      Mike Sleeper will continue to wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Mike Sleeper continues to realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      How copy ((OVER))

  9. NHSparky says:

    This fucker again?

  10. AW1Ed says:

    Another gift that keeps on giving. Isn’t there a vaccine for that?

  11. ninja says:

    This is confusing.

    The date on his certificate is 23 January 1986.

    According to his FOIA, he was assigned to Alaska from 24 January 1986 to 25 October 1988.

    23 January 1986? 24 January 1986?

    I thought Sleeper hired a Lawyer in 2017 in order for him to go before the Army Board of Corrections to reflect Airborne School Training and the RANGER INDOCTRINATION PROGRAM.

    Wonder what happened:

    https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=71639

    https://courtmartial.com/proof-and-reproof/

    “He has since found that not to be the case – saying his military records are wrong. He’s now hired a local lawyer, William Cassara, who says he is one of only two dozen or fewer lawyers in the country who deal in such military matters exclusively.”

    “Cassara told us he has found that Sleeper’s military records are indeed incomplete. He says he’s received verbal confirmation that Sleeper attended Airborne School and is working to get written confirmation of that, as well as confirmation that Sleeper served with the 75th Ranger Regiment at Fort Benning.”

    “Cassara says Sleeper went through the Ranger Indoctrination Program in late 1985/early 1986.”

    “I know from his follow-up assignment at Hunter Army Airfield,” Cassara told us, “he obviously was Ranger-qualified or else he wouldn’t have had that assignment. But again, it’s not in his records.”

    “It could take months to get it cleared up, he said.”

    “Once I get all of that documentation, we will petition the Army Board for the Correction of Military Records to correct his records to reflect those two schools. That process takes about a year.”

    “The public will know much sooner than that, Cassara promised.”

    “Whatever our conclusions are, you’ll know. We’re not going to hide the ball; we’re going to let you know.”

    • Dave Hardin says:

      As is most always the case, once their Attorney realizes their client is more full of shit than they are…their balls deflate.

      Cassara was paid to make an ass of himself, Sleeper did it for free.

      Dumb and Dumber

      • ninja says:

        What is hilarious is what his Lawyer said:

        “I know from his follow-up assignment at Hunter Army Airfield,” Cassara told us, “he obviously was Ranger-qualified or else he wouldn’t have had that assignment. But again, it’s not in his records.”

        His Lawyer said he was RANGER qualified BEFORE Sleeper was at Hunter, yet Sleeper displays a RIP Certificate dated 23 January 1986.

        😂🤣😅😆😉😎

        And again, his FOIA shows assigment at Alaska starting with 24 January 1986.

        If Sleeper REALLY wants to show proof, all he needs to do is to share with others his DD214 minus his personal information (SSN, DOB, etc).

        Dude is SO desperate to be RIGHT.

        Narcisstic Personality At Its Best.

        • Green Thumb says:

          Someone just ask Sleeper to recite the Creed.

          I never fucking forgot it.

          Jesus, we had to say that damn thing 20-30 times a day for a while. When dudes jacked it up, we kept getting smoked or just did not eat. Oh, this was before hazing rules kicked in (or so I heard) and we still had tobacco.

          Some things one never forgets…

    • MI Ranger says:

      It is possible that His graduation certificate is dated 23 Jan 1986 and he was assigned to another unit the next day… but I don’t know of any folks who made it to Alaska from Fort Benning in a day.
      His lawyer is mistaken. In order to be assigned to a Battalion (i.e. 1st BN at HAAF, GA) he only need have completed RIP, not been RANGER qualified (having completed US Army Ranger School). Plus he could have still been assigned HAAF, GA and not gone to the Ranger Battalion. He could have gone to 24th AVN Regt (part of 24th ID) or even another unit like 224th MI Bn.

  12. If he ever gets thrown in jail, would he be investigated as a potential member of a sleeper cell??? HAPPY SAINT PATTY’S DAY.

  13. marinedad61 says:

    And yet, he keeps up the SAME FakeBook page.
    He cut off comments from strangers
    But Likes (HaHa and Angry) are still open.
    Plenty of duped friends thanking him for his “service”.

    It’s tempting to drop the truth bomb on the friends.

    https://www.facebook.com/mike.sleeper

  14. ninja says:

    Michael Norman Sleeper needs to exchange War Stories with Les Brown, Alaska Bob Glaves, Leroy Foley and Rick Jowers.

    Sleeper claims to have been a Desert Storm Veteran.

    Les Brown and Alaska Bob both claimed to have served with the 75th RANGER Regiment in Washington State.

    Les Brown claims to be a Desert Storm Veteran.

    Leroy and Rick both claimed Airborne and RANGER status.

    Pitiful.

    BTW, is Alaska Bob still alive?

    😉😎

  15. Jay says:

    Ugh. I hate assholes like these. I spent my last tour at 2nd Recon Bn…as the SUPPLY CHIEF. We were so far from the flagpole, there were so many combos of the Uniform of the Day. I asked the BC, XO, and SgtMaj (all legit Recon Dudes) if I could wear the Black “Recon Jack” hoodie. They all had no problem. It was a unit sweatshirt. They just told me NOT to wear the black ‘silkies’. I said no problem: I don’t have the legs for silkies anyway. I STILL wear that damn sweatshirt. Its comfy as hell. If im out in town people are like, “Oh Cool! Are you Recon?”

    Ummm no…I was AT Recon. Big difference.

  16. Skippy says:

    Perpetual Turd he is
    Thank God we never forget these hemroids
    So we can continue to clean house of these idiots
    Enjoy your google fame
    Mike Sleeper
    Mike Sleeper

    Mike Sleeper Your fame is forever

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    I was just thinking about Mike Sleeper the other
    day while taking a dump. I flushed twice but here
    he is just as full of shit as ever.

  18. MI Ranger says:

    Dave Hardin I would like to clear up (as much as muddy water can be clear) this whole misunderstanding about who is and who is not a Ranger.
    The Army does not have a definitive definition! For those of us who have served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, and completed the Army Ranger School it is a mixed bag as well. We used to say There are those who went to a school for sixty days (it varies and some are known to have lived there for close to a year) and are “qualified” as a Ranger (they can where the shirt with the Tab. There are also those who lived the life of a Ranger, and served in the Regiment (some may have departed without completing the Army Ranger School) and they where the Scroll on their sleeve (if you deployed with them you can wear it on the right sleeve). Then you have the Ranger lineage going back to the first Commander of the Regiment COL Robert Rogers, the second Commander William O’darby, and the LRRP units in Vietnam. The Army did not establish Ranger School until 1950, and some folks I hear were grandfathered from having to attend since they wrote the doctrine.
    Getting to Mr. Sleeper. This certificate does look a little like the one some people received, and the signature at the bottom looks to be Joseph S. Stringham who Commanded the 75th Ranger Regiment in 1986…but why on earth would they put a 1st Special Operations Command (Airborne) symbol up on the right, and have a Scroll that says 75th Infantry Regiment (Ranger) instead of the 75th Ranger Regiment? They were designated in 1984 so the actual patch would be on the paper work. Also, if Mr. Sleeper was kicked out with a BCD from the Army, the Commander would have dressed him down before he left: Removing his beret (Sergeant Major/First Sergeant cuts the flash off), ripping the Scroll off his sleeve. Yes they took great pride in doing things like that, I saw a 1LT have it done in the field when he almost maneuvered into fire during a live fire. 1SG Hall stopped him (I believe it was MAJ Votel who did the dressing down).
    So lets reiterate, Mr. Sleeper may have at one time been qualified to wear the Black Beret with Regimental Flash, but if he was discharged with a BCD he is no longer qualified to wear it, and likely never qualified to wear the Ranger Tab!

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I bought a brand new 1999 Ford Ranger.
      It was red. That made me a Red Ranger Operator.
      Even though it was festooned with a 1st Signal Bde
      decal it was a Ranger.An honest god Ranger.
      And I was a Ranger operator.
      No mention of it on my DD-214 but there I was…

    • ninja says:

      I still don’t understand the Certificate date of 23 Jaunary 1986 with his FOIA showing assignment at Alaska starting 24 January 1986.

      That does not make sense.

      If 23 January 1986 is the date he received his Black Beret, then that means he was only a “RANGER” for 1 Day.

      Something is not right.

      Sleeper is coming across to his FACEBOOK Buddies that he served in the US Army as a RANGER.

      He shows a “certificate” as proof, but cannot show any Airborne or RANGER School training.

      For some reason, he does not share his DD214 or even discusses which unit he was with in Alaska.

      Again, something is not right.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Hell, just have someone (who actually exists) vouch for his Ranger service? Hack Stone remains in contact with people he served with, with the exception of boot camp and his short time at 4th Marines. Everyone of them can attest that Hack Stone was present and boring them with his never ending stories.

  19. Commissar says:

    Dave, you have this partly wrong.

    He is not an Army ranger. He has never earned the ranger tab, and he is not in the ranger regiment.

    However, he WAS and army ranger. Not just an honorary title. He earned the title by passing RIP and serving in a ranger regiment.

    Ranger school is a leadership school. Upon completion you earn the tap and you are often called a “ranger”. But that is an honorary title.

    The only actual Army Rangers are those serving in Ranger regiment or some select affiliated positions. Or Ranger qualified individuals serving in “V” slots in other units..

    So it is dishonest to say he is a ranger (he is a former ranger), and it is a disgrace he wears the tap, but he WAS and Army Ranger and he can claim that past achievement.

    A person who earns the tab earns the honorary title for life. Those that serve in regiment earn the actual title as long as they serve in regiment.

    So, now, he is a former Ranger and current shitbag.

    • ninja says:

      Again, Sleeper’s certificate is dated 23 January 1986, yet his FOIA shows assignment in Alaska on 24 January 1986.

      Something is not right.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      Thanks for the clarification, Sleeper never produced his records showing that he was ever assigned to a Ranger Command…as he promised to do.

      Let’s try this, I thought I pointed it out already, he was formerly called “Ranger” by some but, He is not and never has earned the Tab.

      Insofar as we know, he is not Airborne, did not deploy to Iraq, and generally embellished his career beyond recognition.

      • Commissar says:

        If he is not airborne qualified then he did not get assigned to ranger regiment which means he was never a ranger.

        I suspect the RIP certificate is fake.

        The regiment pipeline for junior soldiers is:
        Airborne > RIP/RAP > assigned to Ranger Regiment > Ranger School.

        If he went to RIP without going to ranger school he was never in the Regiment Pipeline.

        It is possible a leg infantry unit sent him to RIP as a pre-assessment hurdle to be given one of the coveted led infantry ranger slots, but I HIGHLY doubt it.

        I suspect the certificate is fake.

        • Green Thumb says:

          Back in the day you could be a Golf in a light unit and once you took a shot at Batt and got in (passed quals), they would send you to jump school to pick up the Papa to become a Victor.

          At least I think that is right.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I would not go that far.

    • MI Ranger says:

      Lars I would beg to differ…especially with your use of the word tap instead of TAB.
      Those who wear the TAB are Ranger qualified…because they passed the course. Not for life. The Regimental Commander can and does revoke TABs for dishonoring the creed! (Orders of Revocation are issued).
      Those who have served in Ranger units are Rangers (the US Army has never formally defined which, but sort of did with IDing who is authorized to wear a Tan Beret in AR670-1).

      Mr. Sleeper has yet to provide any proof he actually did serve honorably with a Ranger Unit. Going Through RIP does not meet the qualifications. If he was not assigned to a Ranger Battalion on graduation he did not complete the course!
      MI Ranger
      A-Co/HHC 1/75th RGR RGT
      Mar 1992-Feb 1996

      • rgr769 says:

        I also disagree with Squidward. Anyone can buy any of the certificates online. I want to see that screen shot of his DA Form 20 that shows his record of assignments that is normally included with the FOIA response. That doc is not something generated by some distracted NPRC clerk filling in their form. The Form 20 will show the dates of everywhere he was assigned from the first day he went on AD. That would include Basic, AIT, Jump School, and any time assigned to any unit of the 75th RR.

      • Commissar says:

        Typo on “tab”.

  20. Charles says:

    QUOTE:

    “It will never be like it was,” Sleeper says. “My reputation has been damaged permanently.

    “I will never be made whole.”

    END QUOTE

    True. And that is a direct quote from his own lawyer.

    https://courtmartial.com/proof-and-reproof/

    But of course, that is the same lawyer who promised us that the answers would be furnished “within months.” Well, it has now been years.

    Attorney William E. Cassara’s own reputation and qualifications as an attorney has been compromised by his original endorsement of Michael Sleeper. While he may have a duty of loyalty to a former client, he also has a duty of candor (aka “telling the truth”) and perhaps he should at least let us give us a followup:

    “I regret that I was unable to confirm the statements made by my client.”

    “I am no longer employed by Mr. Sleeper and cannot comment further.”

    “I withdraw statements I have made to the extent they may appear to validate the statements of my client. I am a zealous advocate for mu client, and under the rules of professional responsibility I am entitled to assume statements made to me by my client are truthful unless I personally know the contrary to be true.”

    ================================================

    And please clarify … with documents if possible,
    whether Michael Sleeper’s discharge was:

    1 – A BCD = “Bad Conduct Discharge?” That’s a sentence after conviction by a Court-Martial, or;

    2 – A “General (Under Honorable Conditions) Discharge?” That’s almost as good as an Honorable Discharge for saving VA benefits, but indicates that he stepped on his dick during his tour of duty, or;

    3 – An”Other Than Honorable Discharge?” That is the administrative equivalent of a Bad Conduct Discharge, costs him most veterans benefits, is an early “your’re fired” involuntary release from active duty for a major screwup that may or may not have included criminal behavior.

    People on this site have used all three renderings, and only one of them can be correct.

    He was discharged as a Private (Private E1, in the absence of other information). Either an “Other Than Honorable Discharge” or a “Bad Conduct Discharge” results in an automatic reduction to the lowest enlisted pay grade of Private E1. Either Discharge is a mark of shame. So it does not seem that he simply ETS’d on schedule but with poor performance and received a General Discharge as his characterization of service.

    • rgr769 says:

      Welp, if his reputation was damaged by false statements, as opposed to true ones, he has a remedy–a lawsuit for defamation. But I don’t think he wants any lawers taking his deposition and grilling him about dates and the identities of the men he served with in the 75th Ranger Regiment. I would happily perform that service, as it would be quite entertaining.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Whenever I hear any the following 3 lawyerspeak phrases:

      1 – “shred” of evidence.
      2 – restore his “good name”
      3 – be “made whole”

      The client is 99% guilty, and the lawyer is 100% full of shit.

      • Hack Stone says:

        You forgot “We look forward to proving my client’s innocence in a courtroom”, only months later having his “innocent” client plead guilty for a reduced sentence. Hack was really looking forward Mayor Catherine Pugh writing her next book, Healthy Holly Gets Acquitted.

    • rgr769 says:

      Did a little google-fu research on the patch (SSI) depicted in the upper right corner of his fake certificate for RIP. That is the patch (SSI) for the Army Special Operations Command aka 1st Special Operations Command. It was created to be the HQ for all Army special ops units, including the 75th Ranger Regiment. The problem for our fake hero and his fake certificate is that that command did not exist in January, 1986. It was not formed until late 1989, over a year after this clown was kicked to the curb. In fact, that command just celebrated its 30 year anniversary on December 19, 2019. So, the certificate is a fake. Simple arithmetic gets him again.

    • Berliner says:

      As for his non-honorable discharge, perhaps he got caught sniffing through the laundry bags on turn-in day for his Infantry company.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      IMHO being discharged ad a PV1 after a few years alone says either discipline problem, substandard dirtbag or any combo thereof. As to the OTH, all through my Military Career I saw Chains of Command use that to get rid of a dirtbag they thought wasn’t worth the time, trouble and/or money to put through a Court Martial.

  21. Green Thumb says:

    I forgot about this loser.

    Substandard Discharge = Shitbag.

    Folks did not want to do right and follow the rules then but they think they are entitled to benefits now.

    Fuck them. Hard.

  22. Skippy says:

    So I have a question
    If I met a sick hall ranger once
    Thanks to a shit detail I was put on
    I hope this doesn’t make me a Ranger

    😂🤪😜😃🤣😀

  23. J.R. says:

    Hey I play a Ranger Character in Dungeons & Dragons…can I now wear one of them Black and Yellow Ranger tap t-shirts!? And call myself a Ranger!

  24. If I had served on the USS Ranger CV 61, then I could say that I was a Ranger. Makes sense.

  25. Sarge says:

    i had a subscription to Ranger Rick’s Nature Magazine back in the 80s.

    Does that make me a ranger?

  26. ninja says:

    Sleeper came on Active Duty on 13 August 1985.

    Did he attend the 12 Week Infantry OSUT Course at Fort Benning in 1985?

    His place of entry was Fort Jackson. Was there a 12 Week Infantry OSUT at Fort Jackson in 1985 and could it be he trained at Jackson instead of Benning?

    After Reception Station and OSUT, did he attend the 8 week RIP at Benning straight from OSUT without a break for the November/December 1985 timeframe, i.e. personnel leave?

    If he did indeed graduate from RIP on 23 January 1986, then why did the US Army send him to Fort Wainwright, Alaska instead of Hunter Air Field?

    That just does not make sense.

    And why would his FOIA show duty in Alaska the day after, i.e. 24 January 1986?

    Is it possible he attempted RIP, but washed out, thus explaining the lack of Airborne Training as well as RANGER School?

    Only Michael Norman Sleeper knows the truth.

    And most likely, as with others, he will go to his Grave never admitting his Embellishment/Deceit/Lies.

    It’s too painful for those who have a Narcisstic Personality Disorder. They don’t care about the feelings of others, to include their Family and Friends.

    It’s all about them. “Look At Me!”

    I feel sorry for his Children.

    • The Stranger says:

      I just think the Ft. Jackson part was explained previously. He reported to Jackson so that he would travel to Benning by bus, as I recall.

      • rgr769 says:

        August 14, 1985 was a Wednesday. I have trouble believing he started OSUT on that day. He likely started August 19th, a Monday, or the following week.

        • Ret_25X says:

          when I went to OSUT at Benning in 1986, everyone arrived on Wednesday/Thursday at the Reception station. After initial issue, shots, etc we were sent to our OSUT unit (E-9-2 at Harmony Church for me).

          All training on Fort Benning shut down for Thanksgiving (4 days) and again around 20 Dec and started again the week after new year. Thousands of us were taken on bus to Atlanta to fly home for Christmas Exodus which was 22 Dec to 4 Jan 4. Because of this, my OSUT was 14 Oct to 7 Feb.

          His OSUT must have run something like 14 Aug to 15 November. He could theoretically gone straight to basic airborne course, but all of the airborne option guys in my OSUT sat in holdover for 3 to 4 weeks waiting on their class date–which isn’t even scheduled for them until it is clear they are getting through OSUT.

          So, assuming he went straight through OSUT to basic airborne, it is very likely that he would not have started until the second week of December at the earliest.

          Since RIP does not start on the third week of Dec….

    • rgr769 says:

      Based on one of our other posters back when, there is no way he completed OSUT and went to jump school for three weeks and went directly into RIP because the three week Basic Airborne course would have to take place in late December through the first week of January, 1986. Jump school classes are not conducted during that period because of Xmas and New Year holidays. They even started shutting down Ranger School back in 1968 so the cadre could have Xmas/New Year leave. And we were at war in the RVN.

      January 23, 1986 was a Thursday. I have a great deal of trouble believing he started an RIP course on Jan 2, 1986, the day after the new year, and also a Thursday.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      When I was AD in the early 90’s, one had to have completed US Army Airborne School prior to being accepted into the RIP and Michael Sleeper DOES NOT have Airborne School on his DD214 which IMHO is further evidence that he is a liar.

    • rgr769 says:

      No, in answer to your question; he would have to have successfully completed jump school before he could go to RIP. RIP was conducted by the Ranger Regiment. They would never waste time on an E-2 who hadn’t already successfully completed jump school.

      • MI Ranger says:

        Yeah the timeline is a little flakey. He could have gone to Basic at Ft Jackson (8 weeks), then bused to AIT at FBGA. I remember a couple folks joining us for the last part of our OSUT training to fill in the people we lost. But that would put him graduating in November. I don’t recall any Airborne classes starting in December. My OSUT finished in Jan and we started Airborne immediately (my family had to wait in the car while we checked in, before I could even talk to them after graduation). We walked from Airborne to RIP after graduation, but waited a week to start, waiting for the next ABN class to graduate.
        You have to be ABN to go to RIP so unless he graduated ABN he would not have even started RIP.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “It’s too painful for those who have a Narcisstic Personality Disorder. They don’t care about the feelings of others, to include their Family and Friends.”

      Like The Hair®™ himself said in a TV interview “A lot of these guys will take their lies with them to the grave.”

  27. Skippy says:

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

    I just ripped a Mike Sleeper 💨
    Aka silent but deadly
    Momma Bear said I need to see a Doctor
    I used the latrine instead
    And dumped a Mike and wiped my Sleeper

  28. C2Show says:

    Sleeper’s delusional friends are a problem. Idiots putting hashtags like “#tagthehaters” who probably have zero clue how the military works.

  29. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    JUST asking, but doesn’t it look like that certificate allegedly awarded to Mike Sleeper kinda look like it’s had someone else’s name blurred out and his added?

  30. ninja says:

    Check this out.

    Same Certificate except the Scroll reads “75th RANGER RGT” with a different date (1988)

    https://i1.wp.com/exopolitics.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Ranger-Indoctrination-Course-CERT-JUNE-1988.jpg?ssl=1

  31. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Mike Sleeper NEVER graduated from the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper obviously STILL tries to con people into thinking that he was a US Army Ranger.
    Mike Sleeper probably still grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
    Mike Sleeper received an OTH, an Other Than Honorable Discharge from the US Army, something that says he was a DUD.
    Mike Sleeper keeps up his US Army Ranger con game like Phildo did claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
    Mike Sleeper is less respectable than a cockroach or a dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Mike Sleeper is rumored to have dropped out of local politics.
    Mike Sleeper had his “I Love ME” cave in his house, something that reeks of narcissism.
    Mike Sleeper is still rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Mike Sleeper is still rumored to be a dropout Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Mike Sleeper was Discharged from the US Army with the rank of Private according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper has “No record of service beyond 1988” on the DD214 found on him.
    Mike Sleeper has the Army Service Ribbon listed on his DD214 as his sole Decoration.
    Mike Sleeper was never awarded the NDSM according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER part of DS/DS according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Ranger Tab according to records found.
    Mike Sleeper HAS YET to come up with anything at all to prove his claims and disprove the records found on him.
    Mike Sleeper never even graduated from the US Army Airborne School ,a requirement to even being accepted for the RIP program.
    Mike Sleeper looks like a pencilneck.
    Mike Sleeper fucketh himself.
    Mike Sleeper received a dickstepper’s less than honorable discharge.
    Mike Sleeper STILL looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of a date.
    Mike Sleeper will continue to wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Mike Sleeper continues to realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  32. rb325th says:

    So to summarize;
    He was a piece of shit who got kicked out of the Army.
    He was kicked out while serving in Alaska.
    He did not go to Ranger School
    He does have a certificate for RIP from the Regiment.(Had to be assigned to go to that)
    Either the Certificate is a Forgery, or he passed RIP, and he was actually assigned to the Regiment.(how long no one knows)

    To be assigned to the Regiment back then, you had to get through RIP. Then, as now it didn’t mean you would last, and they cut loose slackers all the time. Many who passed RIP, didn’t make it in the Regiment, or go to Ranger School.

    Was he a “Ranger”? Records appear to be lacking.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “Many who passed RIP, didn’t make it in the Regiment, or go to Ranger School.”

      I’ve never been a US Army Ranger myself, but when I was on Fort Benning my Unit was near 3/75th and we heard about Soldiers getting booted from the Ranger Battalions for many reasons, even a bad traffic ticket or a bad Counseling Statement could get someone thrown out.

      • rgr769 says:

        One of the several times I was at Benning in the ’90’s, I met a young buck sgt who had been bounced from the 3rd Bn because he and a couple of other soldiers went across the border to Mexico when they were in TX for training. The entire battalion was told not to cross the border, but he and his buddies thought they knew better. He was broken hearted because he loved being in the unit. He was not going to reenlist because he couldn’t serve in the 75th anymore.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I remember seeing some RIP’s getting road marched past our Motor Pool on Benning and I watched one of the RIP Cadre get up in one Joe’s face and yell “*Can’t remember* IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE REGIMENT!!!”, they got ragged on worse than their first week of Basic and the Ranger Regiment was known to call out to other Units saying something like “We don’t care if it’s picking Dandelions and Daisies out of your PT Field or pulling grass from the sidewalks, if it’s a Work Detail, we can send you the RIP’S.” and oh yeah, the 3/75th Compound was the most immaculately landscaped part of the Post! All A RIP Trainee had to do was look at someone the wrong way and *POOF!*, they had Orders to go elsewhere.

    • rgr769 says:

      No jump school completion, then no RIP, thus, no service in the Ranger Regiment, period.

  33. Charles says:

    Two comments:

    1 – Dave, it would be good to request Sleepers record of assignments from the NPRC. His DA Form 2 and 2-1 would have schools attempted/completed and in-out dates of all assignments. They are releasable under FOIA, perhaps redacted to remove PII. That would nail down the question for certain whether he actually went airborne and served in a Ranger unit.

    2 – As to the “Who is a Ranger” question, the answer has evolved over the years. I was an Infantry officer who graduated Airborne (jump wings) and graduated Ranger School (Honor Graduate, Class 8-74). Upon graduation I was assigned to command the Recon Platoon of 1/38 Infantry in Korea. That was into a TO & E position coded for “Ranger qualified officer.” And I have always referred to myself as “An Airborne Ranger.” But that was July 1974, before the Army had even created Ranger Battalions. Today, I would make it clear that while I am an “Airborne Ranger” I did not serve in a Ranger Battalion. Today, in 2020, there are RIP/RASP, pre-Ranger, etc. in the Battalions, but hey, the “Batt Boys” are late to the game.

    In like manner, perhaps a reverse issue, I attended U.S. Army Pathfinder School in 1972. Then, it was a five week course, taught ONLY at Ft. Benning, GA and requiring the students to be Airborne on jump status and make several jumps during the course, including running drop zones for personnel jumps. After graduation, I served as a Pathfinder in the Pathfinder Company of the 101st Airborne Division (back when it was still a jumping division). So yes, I proudly call myself a Pathfinder. But today, graduates of several locally run TWO WEEK Pathfinder schools, not even airborne qualified, not on jump status — and making no jumps even if they are — are completing a mostly pen and paper course, yet still being awarded same the winged torch Pathfinder Badge, and are calling themselves “Pathfinders” because they are sporting a badge awarded at a school, without ever serving a day in a Pathfinder unit or performing the duties of a Pathfinder in any other unit.
    Do I begrudge the new kids their Pathfinder Wings and the title? Naw, but I realize they were limited to the standards of today.

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