Matthew Rumple aka “The Punisher” – Phony Silver Star & Purple Heart Recipient, Phony MSG

| February 5, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Matthew Eric Rumple, who lives in Pensacola Florida and is 44 years old at the time of this writing.

Rumple, who has the nickname “Punisher,” works for Healing Paws for Warriors.  On their website under Rumple’s biography it claims he is a retired Master Sergeant (MSG – E-8) and “served over 21 years in the United States Air Force and United States Army Combined in the Special Operations Community.”

On Rumple’s LinkedIn profile page, it claims he served in the US Air Force from May 1991 to May 1995 for a total of 5 yrs 1 month.

Although it is now removed from Rumple’s LinkedIn page, it once was posted that he was awarded the Silver Star “with valor” in 2006. Other claims involved medals awarded multiple times.

Navarre Press had an article that claims that Rumple was wounded in combat.



In the following article Rumple writes in to weigh in on the topic of medical marijuana. This is 2018, which is five (5) years after Rumple was discharged. Note that he signs it Sgt. First Class (ret.). The official Army abbreviation for this is SFC which is an E-7.

But on his Healing Paws for Warriors bio page, he claims he is a Master Sergeant (ret) which is abbreviated MSG and is an E-8. If he had retired in 2013 when he left the service, how could he have achieved higher rank?

So what does the NPRC have to say about all of this?

Rumple was in the USAF for a little over one year.  He was in the Army for 13.5 years according to the NRPC Summary Sheet, but according to the DoD Manpower Data Center service dates, it was 14.5 years so we suspect a typo on the NPRC Summary Sheet.  Even still, Rumple was in either 14.5 or 15.5 years and this is different than the 21 years claimed.


His final rank is listed as a SSG (E-6) which is lower and different than his claims of SFC (E-7) and MSG (E-8).

Here is Rumple on deployment. On his Enlisted Record Brief, it lists his Date of Rank (DOR) for SSG as 20090701 (01 July 2009) so it would have been difficult to make E-8 by 2013.


There were no assignments inconsistent with claims.


There are no medals listed that would support Rumple’s claims of having a Silver Star or Purple Heart. If he has TBI, this is a condition that a Purple Heart is not awarded for, so there is some question about the claim of “combat wounded.”



If the claims by Matthew Rumple were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may have been in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.  The Silver Star claims was in direct conflict with Stolen Valor laws.

Yea,  “Silver Star with Valor”.   He took what was a perfectly honorable career and pissed all over it with this kind of nonsense.   I found this extra bit of asshattery: 

Field Sanitation Field Course…he burned shitters w/V   and a lot of supervision.    I am sure that Jonn is wanting me to mention that the IAVA  should be proud.  How many posers have we busted that have been assoicated with that group of shitbirds? 

Category: Army, Army Poser, Purple Heart, Silver Star

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    This type of embellishment is the worst. As an NCO with an honorable record, he should have known way better than to pull this kind of lying bullshit…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      I’m with you on that CH… I just don’t get the need to go that far.

    • 2banana says:

      A Silver Star…with valor.

      So as not to be confused with the Silver Star given out for having the motor pool pass inspection on the very first go…

  2. FuzeVT says:

    What an ass.

    “So I’m just going to take my fine record of serving my country and take a big crap on it! Ahhhhh. That’s better!

    And blurring the dog’s face – priceless!

  3. Slow Joe says:

    Hey, he got 39 out of 40 in his weapons qual. He must be…snipper!

    Too bad that GT score of 102 would have kept him out of snippering school, otherwise he would have been a shooter like Mark Wahlberg.

  4. My, My, My says:

    Out of curiosity, and not knowing two things: On his book of face 1) is that his jeep, and 2) without PH noted in the FOIA, are those real DV plates from the state, or simply vanity plates?

    • Martinjmpr says:

      A DV plate but no PH are not necessarily inconsistent for a few reasons. First of all, not all disabling injuries are a result of enemy action (which would rate the PH) and for that matter, in many states the “disabled” part and the “veteran” part don’t even have to be related to each other.

      IOW, you can be a Veteran with a DD-214, and disabled due to a non-military injury or medical condition and still rate “DV” plates because you are “disabled” = “Veteran.”“Disabled + Veteran”.

      reply report comment

      I’m more interested in why a guy with a decent (but not necessarily stellar) career left active duty when he had less than 6 years to retirement.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        Sorry the end of my 2nd paragraph should read “Disabled + Veteran”.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        DISREGARD my last paragraph.

        According to the FOIA document (yeah, I know they’re often inaccurate) his duty status is “retired” which tells me he got some kind of medical retirement.

        That would explain the < 20 years of service.

    • My, My, My says:

      Much appreciated. I also am scratching my head as well as to why he would do such a thing, having served his country honorably.


  5. Jay says:

    3 Army Comms and 5 AAMs aint a career worth shitting on. Apparently the guy did his job to the best of his ability while he was in and it still….wasnt….good enough.

    Fucking poser.

  6. Comm Center Rat says:

    E-6 Rumple appears to be pictured at a medal presentation ceremony in Iraq. Note the Viking Warrior with his trusted weapon (nicknamed “Punisher”) slung across his burly chest while his steely gaze is shielded by cool guy ballistic sunglasses. That proves Rumple was ITS (In The Shit)!

    Rumple’s final duty title was Movements Supervisor at Fort Lee, VA. And no wonder, because every time he opens his lying mouth the shit starts flowing. I hope no animals are harmed by this valor thief.

  7. Daisy Cutter says:

    I wonder how Rumple*Wilted*Skin Flute earned his Silver Star with Valor?

  8. 5th/77th FA says:

    Matthew Eric Rumple, lying, embellishing, piece of sh^t. The dog is to be pitied, and thanks Dave, for saving the poor pup from the shame of being pictured with this tub of lard. Way to flush away what was possibly very honorable service. But, then again, seeing some of the crowd you hang/associate with, it is not surprising that you are an embellishing POS. Somebody got to rock them lies around the meeting room. E-8 is kinda like E-6, isn’t it? After all, they are both even numbers and can be divided in half equally.

    The dog prolly caught the PTSofD from just being around this dip sh^t.

  9. Bim says:

    Quick Question: His reenlistment code of 9H means that he has been referred to the medical board, correct? It looks like he was subsequently ejected, is that usually due to injuries or poor physical condition? Could he have been medically retired?

    It doesn’t excuse the Silver Star, Purple Heart or promotions he gave himself, but I was just curious.

    • Some Guy says:

      That’s what I’m thinking as well. I wondered how one could retire with only 14.5 years in, but then I remembered medical retirement. For what it’s worth, it’s not necessary to be wounded in combat to qualify for it. Had a buddy who was in combat, but not wounded during, come back with a fucked up back and knees and subsequently be retired.

      • sbalm says:

        Over at MP, they floated the possibility of being in some kind of medical hold status while evaluating medical retirement.

        Some have claimed their time on wounded warrior as active duty. I don’t know how that works.

        Perhps retirement at 21 years sounds better than retirement at 15 years. The latter prompts questions and the former implies a full career of active duty.

        What I’m trying to say is he may not be lying so much as embellishing. Some have counted delayed entry and inactive reserve time when they claim how many years they have served.

        That said, the discrepancy seems to be with the US Air Force vs. the Army for the 21 year claim so I don’t think we are talking about medical time on the back end of his Army time. He clearly misrepresented his US Air Force service on LinkedIn by stating 5 yrs 1 month vs the one year confirmed both by DoD Manpower/SCRA and NPRC.

  10. 26Limabeans says:

    I’ll bet the 3 mos as a HVAC engineer is also embelished from he once installed a window ac unit for his mom.
    And he charged her for it.

  11. Fix your boonie hat Rumple, it looks rumpled. I agree with all of the above comments, so of course knowing myself, I had to add in my above one liner.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Ya know that was the first thing that caught
      my eye. Never saw a real boonie worn like that
      except some hippie bum.
      There was some really cool jungle head cover
      going on in the Viet of the Nam days.
      This guy looks like worked the mess hall dock
      as “outside man”.

  12. Keepin' It Real says:

    Matthew Rumple aka “The Punisher”

    Rumor has it that he got that nickname based on his grueling PowerPoint presentations that people had to sit through.

    Rumple - The Punisher

  13. Roh-Dog says:

    Punishes buffets.
    Way to flush a honorable career, turd.

    • AW1Ed says:

      “There I was, at the Chinese Happy Garden, and the enemy had just brought out steaming trays of fried rice, egg rolls, Kung-Pao chicken. So I grabbed two plates and went in. It was brutal.

      I was asked to join Meal Team Six after that one…”

  14. Mick says:

    Florida — again.

    Patriot Guard Riders = motorcycle — again.

    Service dogs — again.

    IAVA — again.

  15. Mustang Major says:

    What’s up with posers getting involved with the service dog community? Do they feel it gives them cover for their BS?

  16. ninja says:

    Well, this is interesting:

    “Pensacola Veteran Gifted Mortgage Free Home”

    “A Pensacola veteran has been gifted a mortgage free home on behalf of Building Homes for Heroes.”

    “Sgt. Mathew Rumple served in the Army for over 20 years and today he was given the home during a ceremony. He says his wife, daughter and grandaughter will all be living in the house.”

    “Rumple says having the home takes away a huge burden on his life. He says it can be hard to keep your family together when you’re serving in the military, the new home will help do that.”

    “Building Homes for Hereos gives about 30 homes each year to veterans across the country.”

    • Mustang Major says:

      Holy S**T!

      You wish these service organizations would do a better job on due diligence when they decide on who gets a free whatever.

      The bank could have cared less, as they were able to raise their CRA (Community Redevelopment Act) score and keep the bank regulators happy for another year, no matter who the economically disadvantaged person was that got the money. Who knows, Rumple could have been late on his mortgage and the bank decided to kill two birds with one stone, get rid of Rumple and raise their CRA score in the process.

      I attended one of these service member focused organizations awards dinner in the DC area a few years ago where a guy that was in the Coast Guard for three years, 25 years earlier, got his house rehabbed. No service disconnected disability, just a lazy guy that didn’t want to work the best I could tell. The funny thing was that a couple of miles away was Walter Reed Hospital with plenty of deserving recipients facing a future of uncertainty.

      Rumple should make a public apology for his lies, but he is gutless (metamorphically speaking) and will not.

    • The Stranger says:

      So…this MOFO stole a house?
      Beautiful. Fucking Beautiful.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Stealing a whole damned house while there are far many more Veterans who could have legitimately used that, IMHO a special place in hell awaits his arrival!

    • Mustang Major says:

      I wonder if he is trying to work the system for a free swimming pool for his house?

  17. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:


  18. ninja says:

    And this is more interesting:

    “Jan 9-15 – Freedom Alliance hosted an American Heroes Retreat for Operation Iraqi Freedom and 13-year Army veteran Matthew Rumple and his family of four at the C Lazy U Ranch in Granby, Colorado. Matthew was given 6 months to live in November due to uranium exposure during his last deployment. Freedom Alliance stepped in to give his family a special retreat away from the worries surrounding his illness.”

    The above article was written in 2018 and was I interpret was that as of November 2017, Rumple only had 6 months to live due to uraniam poisoning he encountered during his last deployment where he was awarded the Iraqi Campaign Medal (K2?).

    Another Alaska Bob?

    • ninja says:

      “US Service Members Served at an Uzbekistan Base Contaminated With Enriched Uranium — and Now, Many Have Cancer”

    • Mick says:

      Only 6 months left to live in November 2017, and yet somehow he’s still here among us receiving free shit that he doesn’t rate. Amazing.

      In addition to only having 6 months left to live, any reports of him being the sole survivor of a highly classified ‘Black Ops’ mission, where his best friend died in his arms?

      • Mustang Major says:

        If you think about it, saying that you have only six months to live is very clever if you want to milk free stuff from unsuspecting people.

        When someone hears you have six months to live, they look at you and think “Poor fucking guy, he looks so healthy and brave in the face of death.” and that causes a certain degree of sympathy that may lead to free stuff. If they see that you are still alive after six months, they might double down on the free stuff, as death is around the corner.

        Saying you have more than six months loses its effect for “free stuff immediacy” on an expediential basis. For example, “I have two years to live” will get a blank stare and the response, “Your lunch is still $27.50 before the tip buddy.” Five years to live will leave most people thinking the bastard will outlive them.

        Also, six months to live is the perfect excuse if you don’t want to explain why you don’t have a real job and binge watch Netflix.

        If a guy is married, and the wife is the bread winner, she gets a certain kind of hero status because she gets up every morning in the face of her husband’s impending death and puts in her time at the job without any complaints. A clever spouse can even get some four-day weekends with the “I had to drive my husband to see Dr. Soandso in Nashville for an appointment on Friday.” When the wife shows up for work on Monday, coworkers will ask how it went, and the honest reply will be, “No one can do anything for him.” With any luck, the office busybody will pass around an envelope for contributions to offset the cost of the trip to Nashville.

        As good as the “six months to live” strategy is, the IRS doesn’t fall for it.

  19. ninja says:

    Well, this is interesting.

    His PULHES on his ERB reflects 113113.

    Those of us who serve or have served knows the meaning of PULHES.

    For those who do not know:

    PULHES is an acronym that stands for the following:

    P – Physical capacity/stamina.
    U – Upper body.
    L – Lower body.
    H – Hearing.
    E – Eyes.
    S – Stability/psychiatric.

    So, he received a 3 on Lower Body and a 3 on Stability/Psychiatric (perhaps on his last physical?).

    His ERB also reflects that his last PT Test was in 2009, where he almost scored a perfect score of 300.

    Am trying to figure out the Lower Body (Back? Legs? due to an injury while on active duty which could explain his last PT test in 2009?).

    Also trying to figure out how this ties in with his claim of Uranuim poisoning that he supposely encountered while being in the Sandbox in 2009.

    You Be The Judge On His Rating Of 3 For Stability/Psychiatric.

  20. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    “Silver Star with Valor” MY ASS! When The Bronze Star is awarded for valor it is “Bronze Star with a ‘V’ Device “. “Rumpleforeskin” here fucketh himself greatly!

  21. The Stranger says:

    Fuck it. For stealing a house AND a family vacation. I hereby nominate this here Magnificent Fellow to be the recipient of the Hemisphere of Insults. Who’s with me?

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      I second the motion.

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK folks, Here it is with some new and improved insults just in time for this SHIT BAG FAKE FUCK WEEK

      I hope you enjoy your new found fame fucktard….

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
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      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
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      • ChipNASA says:

        Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav,
        is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe,

        • ChipNASA says:

          Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), was not awarded nor earned a Silver Star or Purple Heart, Was an E-6 which is commendable HOWEVER, this cumbucket claimed, E-7 and E-8 which he did not rate nor earn, is a theif, liar, embellisher and all around giant TURD, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing,
          seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher;

          • ChipNASA says:

            no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
            We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
            /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
            The Hemisphere of Insults®™

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

            Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

            So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

  22. OldManchu says:

    I think he does actually have TBI….

    Traumatic Belly Injury. Just look at that picture of him and the victimized dog.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      He’s built like a Buffet Assault Commando!

    • Green Thumb says:

      Nice gut, for sure.

      I love the Boonie Hat. I never ever wore one in country. Ever. But then again, I was never in a lot of base photos, either.

      I love the AAM as an eight-time achievement.

      Weak sause.

      What a fucking clown.

  23. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    When I mention being a retired Corpsman, I always say they retired me for being too broken to fix. What’s the point of crapping on what you accomplish? What’s wrong with doing your job well when most people won’t even consider doing it? I don’t get it, people like Rumphole make me shake my head and wonder why. Think I’ll go take the dogs out, guys like ol’ Rumphole really make me prefer dogs to people sometimes…

  24. ninja says:

    Trying to figure out what Petroleum Unit out of Hunter Air Field, Georgia Rumple was with while deployed in the Sandbox 2008-2009 in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom as well as the location of that Unit.

    603rd Aviation Support Battalion?

    260th Quartermaster?

    Uranium Poisoning?

  25. ninja says:

    See my comments above reference Rumple receiving a Mortgage Free Home coutesty of Building Homes For Heroes, Inc.

    Here is their Website. A Veteran had to apply to receive a free home:

    “Qualifying Criteria:”

    “Were you injured after September 11, 2001?”

    “Have you been, or will you be, honorably discharged from the United States Armed Forces?”

    “Do you, or your spouse, currently own a home or land? If so, you are not eligible for a home gift at this time.”

    “General Information:”

    “Homes are awarded to veterans who have been injured after September 11, 2001 and are not currently homeowners on an availability basis. Submitting an application does not mean you will receive a home. Please understand there are far more applicants then there are available homes. While we will do everything we can to help as many injured veterans as possible, we will not be able to help everyone who applies.”

  26. ninja says:

    Public Information:

    If anyone is interested in reviewing the four (4) Legal Documents on Rumple’s Mortgage Free Home in Florida, go to this site:

    Go to “Name”. Type in his last name. After finding his name, click on each reference to see the legal documents on his home.

    Am still scratching my head about his claim on Uranium Poisoning.

  27. Green Thumb says:

    “Punisher”. I love it. Tough as in like-asshole tough.

    I bet this assclown punished some two-holes in his day or maybe better yet, he could (and willingly) took the “Punishment”.

    Two-way street and all….

  28. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    “Punisher”? No, no, no…you got it wrong. Its “Porcelain Punisher”. There…I fixed for him. You wanna give credit where credit and that dude is full of shit which is why he punishes the porcelain so badly.

  29. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

    For his efforts at Stolen Valor, and hopefully subsequent arrest, trial and conviction, just call him “Rumple IN the Bailey” (h/t BBC)

    And knowing that SV is the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae, one has to wonder what lurks in Rumple’s background?

  30. ninja says:

    Hope this works. I don’t think you need a Facebook account to see this information.

    If you click on the link below (Facebook Welcome Home Staff Sergeant Matthew Rumple and Family) you should be able to see Rumple in his new home courtesy of Building Homes For Heroes, Inc:

    • AFCombatCAM says:

      This absolutely sickens me. Hopefully this will end up being investigated. The site is wide open for comments.

  31. Comm Center Rat says:

    The “Punisher” has a ribbon rack tricked out with ARCOMs and AAMs, but the hero has only one NDSM. The legendary career of “Rumple The Round Patriot” proves how highly coveted yet rarely awarded this service medal truly is. /s

  32. ret_25x says:

    I want to know what lazy, self serving, POS of a Sr NCO allowed this crap weasel to be promoted to SSG without attending his MOS aligned ALC!

    He went to WLC in 2001…more than 10 years before he was medical boarded.

    10 years! I’m betting he made no effort at all to go to school (which is at Ft Lee) because his NCO cadre made no effort to lead, counsel, mentor, shape, or discipline him.

    He cannot be a SFC without graduating ALC.

    This guy is the end result of a careless, incompetent, lazy, and useless NCO Corps in his unit.

    • ret_25x says:

      I’ve been retired 5 years now and this still pisses me the F off!

      This guy might not be embarrassing himself in public right now if some Sr NCOs had done their J-O-B !!

      Damn, this frustrates me!

      • Martinjmpr says:

        2009 – 2012 or so was when the wars n Afghanistan and Iraq were peaking, so wasn’t the Army pretty generous about granting waivers for NCOES requirements?

        • Grunt says:

          Extremely so. You could pin SFC with only WLC (formerly known as PLDC).

        • Comm Center Rat says:

          Yes indeed it was a waiver friendly Army and not just for enlisted Soldiers. I received a officer PME waiver allowing me to be promoted while deployed to Iraq. I did eventually complete the school, but it didn’t happen until after finishing a deployment to Afghanistan.

          I absolutely agree with the SGM’s comments regarding the apathetic NCO leadership in Rumple’s unit(s). The “Punisher” was carried to the retirement line and still demands more while a member of the Free Shit Army.

          • Ret_25X says:

            in 2009/10 the Army was downsizing again. The ALC message for SFC came out in 2009.

            But let’s leave that aside–no one in my unit went to the SSG board without it. I did not care who was being handed rank otherwise. There is no way anyone can adequately advance from SPC to SGT to SSG without any NCOES.

            In addition, most of ALC was actually online, with the resident phase being less than 7 weeks. With him stationed literally on post with the course, he would have been allowed to attend any time he wanted to by simply showing up and taking a no show slot.

            I’m betting his “NCOs” allowed him to ride a profile for 4-5 years and allowed him to be ALI (automatic list integration) qualified for promotion because no one could be bothered to counsel him and tell him the truth–he isn’t material to be a SSG (let alone a SFC).

            How effing hard is it to pass a course designed around the lowest common denominator student and essentially self paced and student lead?

            I’m betting SFC D went to ANCOC before he pinned SFC. I know I did.

            We wonder why the military has a problem with sexual assault, theft, assault, suicide, and drugs. Well, here is the reason.

            An Army will only be as disciplined as its NCO Corps.

  33. Martinjmpr says:

    With all those inflated claims he’s clearly suffering from PTSD.

    That is, Penis Too Small Disorder

  34. marinedad61 says:

    Phony Silver Star?

    Hook this guy up for some PUSH UPS… with MAGGIE DeSANTI.

    No, Matt, not on TOP of Maggie.

  35. Terry Sheehan says:

    All sarcasm aside, I do find it truly amazing that people find a way to bargain with a run-of-the-mill military service enlistment for a lifetime of free shit – service dogs, houses, medical care, cars, etc.

    Many that were truly in the shit are more often than not very humble and quiet about it. Then, you get these clowns that get out front and seemingly represent and speak for all veterans.


    • marinedad61 says:

      It’s worse when local area veterans work the system, get “stuff” as well as disability pay beyond the disability….
      …. and then not only expect everyone else around them to accept, condone, or keep quiet about their chest of plunder…..
      … Some of them shamelessly parade their booty,
      with things like (new) Harleys, extravagant vacations
      (including long bike trips, a physical challenge),
      and every conceivable money-wasting hobby and indulgence.
      That’s a lot of healthy living for some folks who get paid a LOT of money for supposedly not being very healthy.

      I remember the NYC Fireman on 100% NYC disability,
      who WON the Empire State Building steeplechase stair climbing race.
      Veterans should know better. Most do. Some don’t.

      • MarineMotorT says:

        Your comment made me reflect a little & I am probably setting myself up for ridicule (especially on a Combat Vet site).

        I am going to mention my situation – as not all are gaming the system. What I am saying is not to get attaboys or scorn – I am just telling my truth in response to your comment (as I feel a lot of guilt). I’ll explain.

        I am Norwegian, & I joined the Corps to repay the debt I felt to my adopted country (my Norwegian Uncle was a bubblehead during the 60’s also)… we did this as the Allies freed Norway so as a family – we felt a debt was owed. My Uncle died in 1967 and I have served. I believe our debt has been paid.

        I served from 1981 to 1988. MOS was 3533 (given my green card status at the time, I wasn’t given much options regarding MOS). I made it to E4 (Motor T was top heavy – the Corps gave away E5’s with many bonus’ in 1984, I couldn’t get to E5 despite Meritorious Cpl. in 1984). I earned my citizenship in 1983 (in San Diego).. I waited 10 yrs to go through this process. My last duty station was base motors at SOI. I got out 6 months early due to medical problems – I do have an Honorable Discharge (I did my time, never served in combat, & just did my job & did it well – I was a 4.8/4.8 Marine). A couple of Meritorious Masts. One Marine of the Month. Nothing special.

        When I got out, nobody told me that due to my medical problems – that I could or should apply for any benefits. I did make a copy of my medical & dental records since I was being released medically (the day before separation). Those files remained in my file cabinet & do to this day (& helped me reconstruct what I went through when I was in as I couldn’t remember explicit details after 25 yrs).

        I then worked a regular job & had a normal life for 24 yrs (I worked in I.T., so my medical problems did not prevent me from working as my ass rode a desk for the most part). I just did my thing & worked my ass off & eventually became a Director of IT. The only thing I used was getting a VA loan in 2005. So when my body medically went to shit in 2012 (& my wife came down with Bladder Cancer), I could afford Cobra for my wife only (I went without medical coverage of any kind). That is when a buddy of mine in May of 2013 (a Vietnam Navy vet w/ 100% SR Disability) told me I should apply for VA medical benefits as I should be eligible (once I showed him my records). This was a lifeline & I was finally able to get the medical care I needed also (as I was desperate). When I got to my first appointment with the Doc, I was asked why I hadn’t applied for VA Disability (I told him I didn’t know I was eligible as I never served in combat – man did I feel like an idiot not knowing I could apply). So, he pointed me to the local VSO – & by 2016 – I was assigned a 60% SR rating. This helped save my house from foreclosure (I am probably the only Vet in Illinois in 2016 who actually paid his mortgage arrears of 30 months instead of walking away from the house). My wife died soon after (of a Heart Attack). I have been on time with my mortgage & all of my bills since then.

        So – I am at 60% (non combat) & actually feel pretty shitty about it (when others who have served in combat are worse off than me & still fighting for theirs). I will say this tho, I don’t take luxury vacations, I don’t buy new Harleys. I got my 20 yr old RV when my wife passed 4 yrs ago (life ins) & use it maybe twice a year… thinking of selling it as I don’t use it as I hoped… I can’t afford the gas for long trips (yeah, I dropped the ball on that one), I live in a 117 year old farmhouse in that is in decent shape. It needs the deck fixed in places & I plan on getting that done this summer (& I am not going to local vet organizations for help in doing so – I pay for my repairs), & I care for my 30 yr old developmentally disabled step-son (69 iq & will act like a 13 yr old for the rest of his life). My luxuries are a handicap minivan (that I paid for, NOT the VA & that I use when my lower extremities are in too much pain), a 2013 Chrysler Convertible, & a Lincoln Mark VIII (I take this Lincoln to car shows with my son as he loves car shows).

        I mention all of this not for any reason but to show the other side regarding some of us. As I said, I am literally ashamed of that Disability rating (as too many are in more need than me). But it is what it is. I’m just letting you know that some of us non combat vets actually do care, and that some of us received their benefits due to evidence in their Medical Records & present medical condition.

        And some of us certainly do not flaunt it. Sorry for the TL:DR…. but as I said, your comment made me think and think hard.

        • Roh-Dog says:

          Thank you for your service, your family’s service and all your dedication to being a great husband and father.
          I am sorry to read of your losses and all send an extra prayer your way.
          Thank you.

        • The Stranger says:

          You have nothing to be ashamed of. You earned your benefits and used what you were entitled to. The asshole featured here literally stole a HOUSE! Not quite the same thing. Also, service members get injured on the job and in training; if this happens to you, it’s on DOD and the VA to fix you. No different than health insurance or workmen’s comp in the civilian world. The only people any of us have a problem with are those who fraudulently claim these benefits. My condolences on your loss and sincerely wish you the best.

  36. JURASSICHM says:

    He looks like the only thing he ever punished was a fork or a beer can. What is it with the punisher logo anyways? I see them all over the place here. Mostly on jacked up pickup trucks. I do live in Pensacola so maybe I will get the opportunity to run into this self proclaimed hero.

  37. CrimsonB says:

    I am the one who turned him into Military Phonies. He was at an event where myself and a few friends from the Special Operations Community and Ranger Bn were present. Seeing as it looked to be a good cause we naturally started talking to the veterans present. Myself and 2 others approached Matt and my first words were “what unit were you in?” he replies ” The 175th”. This right out of the gate didn’t make sense as people from 1-75 don’t refer to the regiment like this, the common reply is Ranger Bn or 1-75, 2-75 etc. My next question was “what rank and position did you last hold?”, he replies ” SFC and Platoon Leader” At this point I was done with him, he states his job was that of a 2LT PLT LDR and not a PLT SGT as a SFC would be. I sent another friend his way to confirm what was tingling in my spine and he gave me the thumbs up that this guy was full of it. It didn’t take long once we all started to research that his LinkedIn and other things were all embellished with crap.

    I will say this, it is truly a shame that someone with a perfectly acceptable career couldn’t just keep it that way. He was an E6 91C, had almost 15 years, plenty of awards and a deployment. Ride that out and move on.

    Stolen Valor is out of control quite frankly.

    • ChipNASA says:

      “Stolen Valor is out of control quite frankly.”

      And the understatement of the day award goes to CrimsonB

  38. Claw says:

    Hmmm, Killer Killam revisited:

    Killam – Claimed to be a Sergeant in the 1/75 Regiment. Got 45K worth of home remodeling. Reality, was a General Discharge PV2 who was in the 7th Bn 15th Arty. Had the backing of the 1st SEAC.

    Rumple – Claimed to be a MSG (probably because he was once duty MOS slotted for a Zulu 50 slot for about four months) and got a whole house for free.

    Is there a 3d SEAC sockpuppet sighting in our future?/s

    • Green Thumb says:

      General Discharge = Shitbag.

    • ninja says:

      And let us not forget the 1st SEAC lied about being a Vietnam-Era Veteran in order for him to claim a NDSM for the Vietnam Era.

      Unfortunately, Senior Ranking Enlisted Members are known to embellish or lie about their Military Service.

      Ask rgr769 about a certain Retired CSM who claimed to have a Vietnam POW until he got caught with his lies.

  39. ninja says:

    Comment left by a Samuel Greendorfer of Naverre, Florida or Rumple using his name:

    “You are so wrong on this. Matt is an American hero. I have personally had his silver star citation in my hand. It was awarded after he got out. He went from blue to green and became a Ranger. Take this shit off your page. You have insulted an American hero that still suffers from his battlefield wounds. Your disgusting”

  40. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    So was his service cut short for a head injury?

    I knew a kid once took a serious head injury and then liked to masturbate all the time afterwards…even in public places.

    Maybe that’s why this fellow jerked off on his career as well…

    Too bad so many of these guys think so little of themselves they need to tell tall tales instead of the truth. Most of the nation can’t be bothered to serve, those of us who do are already in a small group. Sad that’s not enough for some.

  41. Skippy says:


    That’s all

  42. Steinar O Andersen says:

    Well, he has certainly scrubbed his Linked-In account.

    His Air Force time now shows 1 year, 1 month. His medals now match his DD-214, I believe.

    Now there is the thing tho, if you want more information on him, you can actually connect with his Army buddies. Look at the Skills & Endorsements section.

    Skills & Endorsements
    “Endorsed by 11 of Matthew’s colleagues at US Army”

    “Endorsed by 14 of Matthew’s colleagues at US Army”

    “Endorsed by 12 of Matthew’s colleagues at US Army”

    So literally, all of those colleagues are hot linked when you click on those endorsement lists. Just click on it & message them directly if you are still pursuing him.

    I know that the requirement for the house was literally just to be a vet in need (the organization should tighten their requirements, but that’s just me spitballing). But, it’s still burning my shorts that he most likely got the house before another vet in larger need (you know, combat vets missing arms and legs for example) due to his claiming a “Silver Star”/”Purple Heart” & alleged valor (& he was eligible on a frikken “technicality”).

    Man this just pi$$es me off.

    • CrimsonB says:

      I contacted Healing Paws for Warriors and spoke with Shelia their co-founder, she was very receptive. They have a great organization but, we’re fooled like a lot of people were. I believe they are currently reviewing everything and have taken down his blurb on their site and replaced it with no rank and nothing mentioning time served or Special Operations. Good on them. This kind of thing does not need to be looked over. Had myself and a few fellow veteran buddies not been at this event he would have continued this path of lies and destruction.

      • marinedad61 says:


        Bravo for getting 1 (more)
        Phony Silver Star Phony Purple Heart turd
        some necessary and unwanted attention…
        that he fully deserves.

        (Not that civilians should have had much trouble
        looking up and verifying Silver Stars and Purple Hearts.)

        Great job. 🙂