Former Ocean City Mayoral Candidate Sentenced to Three Years for Killing Dog

| December 31, 2019

This is someone that we’re familiar with. He “saved” his shipmates during a deployment off the coast of Libya. Combat Information Center (CIC) shifts, for Operations Specialists, are divided into two watch sections. They alternate through “six on six off” or “seven on seven off five on five off” rotations.

Most Operations Specialists, if they don’t have other requirements, would try to sleep most of that time. Not the former mayoral candidate when he was in the Navy. Sleep? Who needs to sleep? Between watches, he was boots on the ground protecting his shipmates, and the country, from Libyan danger.

Of course, this individual, and many of us that posted here back when he was featured, all know that this wasn’t true. He made all of this up. He was involved in another incident recently where he also tried to make things up. The people that he was talking to didn’t buy his story either.

From The Dispatch:

OCEAN CITY — A local resident and former Ocean City mayoral candidate pleaded guilty last week to aggravated animal cruelty for killing his dog in September and was sentenced to three years, all but six months of which was suspended.

Around 8:15 a.m. on Sept. 10, an Ocean City Police Department (OCPD) officer responded to a residence on Gulf Stream Drive for a report of two neighbors arguing over a deceased dog. The officer met with a witness who told police she was walking her dog when she observed Joseph Cryer, 53, of Ocean City, placing a deceased dog in a trash can. The witness told police Cryer was arguing with another unidentified neighbor.

The officer approached Cryer, who reportedly told police, “they killed my dog.” When the officer asked Cryer his name, he replied Jesus Christ, according to police reports. The officer asked Cryer if the dog in the trash can was his, he responded yes, and when asked how the dog died, Cryer told police his neighbors killed the animal due to “lack of love,” according to police reports.

What’s quoted here is a good percent of the less disturbing part of the article. The rest of the article provides details of animal cruelty.

Thanks to Frankie Cee for the link.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Society

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HMCS(FMF) ret

AS I posted in the NYE Open Thread, I hope that whatever time he serves behind bars are the longest days/weeks/months of his trivial life.

Jus Bill

Yet another psychopathic wannabe Maryland pol outed by Karma. And yet they keep voting for psychos and criminals…

Sparks

Still here and he’s still a queer.

Fyrfighter

I read the details on what he did to the poor dog, and can only hope that one of his new “friends” in prison do EXACTLY the same to him…
Fuck him and ANYONE that would do that to a dog.

5th/77th FA

I gots a 28 oz Eastwing with a knurled head I’d like to introduce this POS mofo to. Hopefully Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Mr “Tiny” will make sure he gets properly “Hammered” while he’s in the lock up.

May the Hounds of Hell torment you while Satan devours your worthless soul!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

He pleaded guilty and now he’s the town Cryer.

OAE CPO USN Ret

If you search Joseph Cryer on facebook, you’ll see that he’s getting all sorts of attention.

Ex-PH2

Locally, someone through a Bichon Frize out of a moving car, breaking one of the dog’s back legs and inuring the opposing hip joint, requiring major surgery to put this little dog back on his feet. If you know how small a Bichon is, and what nice little dogs they are, you’d be hoping that the perp gets found and properly punished.

What Cryer did, and what the dog tosser did, is violate an anticruelty animal law that was written to protect animals like these from people like them. Now that we know what Cryer is really like, including the behavior he displayed before he was arrested, we can only hope that he is stopped before he does it again – because he will do it again. Count on it.

Anonymous

Joker said it best:

Lurker Curt

Is this the same Cryer from a few years ago, Chippendale or some shit?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Yep… butt buddy of DuLlAs and sonn to be on the cover of “Prison Bride Weekly”.

Lurker Curt

How about that! SFC Lilyea said many times that these fools would surface again and again…

Damn, I still miss him.

Roh-Dog

I don’t get it. Was the dog sick? violent? Why would you do that to a dog?
I’ve put down animals before, one of the hardest things I’ve had to do. The best technique is use the greatest amount of force as quickly as possible, usually a bullet, and have a shot of whiskey and a good cry.
This guy… ain’t right. And thats not ok with me.
(And for anyone that says that bs about vets ‘meds’ being the best, save it. Unless they use oxygen deprivation, I ain’t hearing it)

Fyrfighter

Spot on Roh, I’ve had to put down the wifes cat a few years, and did exactly as you said above… If it comes to my dogs, I hope I have the strength to do it.. I know how much better it is for the animal. Her cat (along with my dogs) hated going to the vet, he always got stressed out, puked on the trip, etc.. when the time came I took him outside to a nice sunny spot in the grass (he was a house cat, but loved to escape outside), we sat there and I petted him till I worked up the courage to what needed done.. and it tore me up.. I can’t for a second understand how anyone could kill an pet in such a horrific manner, or at all when they didn’t have to.. truly sick, and not fit to live in society

Roh-Dog

“Not fit to live in society”, Amen.
My former employer’s father had a horse that had cancer bad. He couldn’t do it and couldn’t bear the thought of letting a Vet put that toxic, burning concoction in his friend.

He and I don’t talk much, but we stand up straight when talking to each other.

Fyrfighter

You sounds like a good man brother!

Roh-Dog

Thanks, but I’m only as good as the company I keep.
Fortunately I’m in good company!
Happy New Year, may He bless you and yours.

Fyrfighter

Right back at ya!

A Proud Infidel®™

Last year I had to put one of my Cats down, he was so bad off that every day he kept living was prolonging his misery. I held him and bawled while the Vet gave him the shot that ended said misery. I have NO USE for any adult male who abuses Women, Children or Animals, I’d sooner chain them to a boulder in the desert and leave them there!

SGT Ted

Vets meds are best if they go into a major artery/vein. They go fast that way.

Fyrfighter

For sure, the meds work great, it’s the trauma of taking them there. We now have a great vet that makes house calls, so when the future need arises, she can come do it, or I can just get the meds from her and do it myself.. It’s a great comfort to know their passing will be easier when it comes to that.

Frankie Cee

I have been wondering, since reading the press release if his Florida friend, the worn out old asshole in the puke stained, purple jump suit, will “Cometh” to visit him while he is in prison, asking staff for a conjugal DRG visit.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Isn’t the ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr overdue for his annual delousing and “drying out” session?

Hack Stone

Hack Stone feels somewhat responsible for this unfortunate turn of events. A few years back, Joe Cryer sent a friend request to Hack Stone, and Hack turned him down, but did tell Cryer to send Daniel Bernath his best. One by one, destiny seems to be eventually catching up with The Dutch Rudder Gang. Has anyone got an update on Dallas Wittgenfeld, Phil Monkress, or the Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business formerly located on Wilson Lane in Bethesda?

Frankie Cee

We have often made note, over the years, about how many of these poser types have other, often even more serious, bad traits. Claiming falsely, to have been a Navy SEAL is serious on its own to us, but pales in comparison to the heinous assault committed on the dog. I hope that Bubba uses “Icy Hot” for a lubricant when he “breaks Joe over a cot”.

Mustang Major

Animal cruelty is a mental disorder. Seems to fit in the case of Cryer.

Poetrooper

So true…and in many cases where there are serial occurrences, it is precursor behavior for serial killers. Once an individual has been discovered to be a serious animal abuser they should be kept under close observation, perhaps for the remainder of their lives.

C2Show

Ocean City needs a fucking Space Port…

Hack Stone

Did you ever stop to think how much money intergalactic space travelers could pour into the Ocean City economy? It would be more than enough to ensure that every man, woman and child within the city could be issued a municipal purchased tin foil hat.

C2Show

God bless his ideas…well aliens bless em!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Let’s not forget that he dropped out of one of his campaigns to “…pursue his international ministry.”

What a mud-sucking fungus-headed swamp donkey of a composted fuck apple!

Hack Stone

It was an inter-galactic ministry.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Based out of Uranus…

Hack Stone

His original proposal was for a monorail. The city would have signed off on it if only changed monorail to spaceport.

NHSparky

Fuck that guy until he contracts herpegonasyphillaids.

ChipNASA

Just a late late follow up.
I was listening to my local talk radio in Baltimore (WCBM) last evening and when they were reviewing the local news and guess who made the cut?
Luittle joey here.
They said he was arrested and sentenced and would be serving the rest of the 5 months sentence he was obligated to complete.,

YAY.

My first TAH Fuckwit to be on my local MD/DC/VA news.