New Year’s Open Thread

| January 1, 2020

Happy New Year! We’re almost a fifth of the way through the 21st Century. (happynewyear2020.com)

Happy New Year TAH! Welcome to 2020! I haven’t posted an open thread here since last year, Eastern Time, so thought I would open up this year with another open thread.

If you decide to make a New Year’s resolution, it’s recommended that you make one that you’d be able to accomplish, that is realistic, and that is divisible into milestones of accomplishments. Whether it is a New Year’s resolution or a goal that you hope to achieve this year, here’s wishing you some New Year’s luck.

New Years music to start the new year with:

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Cameron Kingsley

First.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone claims second for 2020, and may Elaine Ricci come home this year.

#FakeLivesMatter!

Thunderstixx

THIRD !!!

Thunderstixx

And I’m still sober !!!

Thunderstixx

Unclassified video of the New Years Celebration for the USMC in Baghdad Iraq.
Or as our real CINC would say…..
“The AntiBenghazi”…..
Suck it larsyboi !!!

Thunderstixx

Shit…
Sucks to get old !!!

Link

Cameron Kingsley

Let’s get this party started!🥳🎊🎉

Dustoff

Being a relic of the Cold War, and serving in the 80s it makes me wonder what if…..we had the V-22 during Operation Eagle Claw…. Happy New Year Brothers and Sisters.

11B-Mailclerk

If – someone back in DC had not … “helped” run it.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Let’s not forget about the inaction of Jimmeh Kahtuh when our Embassy in Tehran was overrun…

marinedad61

Poof! Remember Bob McDaniel, the Phony Vietnam Vet pilot Navy SEAL Admiral? His website (safencounters) is now DOWN. All that’s left… is his Twitter. https://twitter.com/safencounters For internet posterity… this is his FINAL statement, from his defunct website. —————— STATEMENT OF ROBERT MCDANIEL Recently, I was the subject of a vicious character assassination by Randy Travis, an unscrupulous local television reporter, who has made a habit of attacking veterans in order to create sensational and overblown stories. I have spent my life serving others. I was a police officer in and around Independence and Kansas City, Missouri for about a decade. In that capacity, I learned defensive tactics to neutralize attacks from bad people. I have put that training to use in a small business where I teach people how to defend themselves and escape assailants. The training is supposed to be interesting and entertaining, and those in attendance expect a show in addition to the useful life saving information we provide. As an example, Mr. Travis’ recent segment showed my partner Arlene Johnson and me bantering and joking about my supposed credentials in front of the attendees. I am fully qualified to teach these classes. In addition to serving as a police officer, I was a member of the United States Marine Corps, having gone through Marine basic training and serving in the Marine Reserves. In my community, I have coached high school and youth travel team baseball. As a hobby, I collect and sell military memorabilia, and the segment Mr. Travis ran depicted me wearing the uniform of an admiral. I sometimes wear the hats, uniforms and equipment I purchase, partly to ensure they are in good shape before I sell them. No one would seriously believe that an admiral would show up in full dress uniform at a local bar in Woodstock, The owner well knew I was not an admiral. I wore the naval uniform as a symbol to honor my father who was a decorated navy veteran in WWII. My habit of occasionally wearing paraphernalia I purchase may be odd or eccentric, but no harm or… Read more »

Roh-Dog

Bob should have himself a come to Jesus moment.
Clearly atoning ain’t his strong suit.

Hack Stone

Wouldn’t that be a “Come To Joe Cryer mondo”?

See the recent Joe Cryer Thread if you don’t get that comment.

5th/77th FA

Hey Bob McDaniel trying to lie away your lying POS lies will get you nowhere except for more Google Fame of being a lying sack of sh^t. Here’s another Google hit for you POS. Bitch you busted yourself with your public lies and have noone but yourself to blame for where you find yourself now. I really hope your pathetic, lying ass, sorry POS is monitoring this net and you see/read how much love we are sending you.

ESAD MOFO! COCKSUCKER!!!!!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Aah, so now he brandishes his ACME®Victim Card®™️ to screech for sympathy, the only bit of which I have for him is what can be found somewhere between “shit” and “syphilis” in a dictionary!

HMCS(FMF) ret

ROBERT MCDANIEL = STOLEN VALOR COCKSUCKER!

Graybeard

Hey, Robert “Bob” McDaniel:

Way to end and old year and start a new one – with lies and more lies.

Dude, I know 90-year-old folks with a better “memory” than yours. Your a liar, and continue to be one.

Here’s another Google hit for you:
Robert McDaniel is a liar.
Robert McDaniel is a disgrace to his ancestors.
Robert McDaniel needs to confess and repent his misdeeds.
Robert McDaniel is an excuse for a man.
Robert McDaniel is without honor.

marinedad61

Google… is why I comment here about Bob McDaniel.
For an innocent search of Bob and his company Safencounters,
my comment from November 15’s Weekend Thread already comes up.
This one will, too.

Welcome to internet infamy, Bob.

(Personal Bonus – With my newly installed Ubuntu Linux 18,
the Name and Email boxes for our comments springs up with my username and email address. No more typing them out in full.)

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22bob+mcdaniel%22+safencounters

Doc Savage

Happy 2020, Brothers and Sisters.

Roh-Dog

May all your MREs be chili mac and every thai hooker not a ladyboy (unless thats your thing I ain’t judging).
Happy 2020 to the best group of deplorables that’ll have me, me friends at TAH!

Gin should come with handcuffs.

Slow Joe

Ho gif a sht abbott beening the 1stest on tis thrmmm posr.

I a taken teh firts shti of 2200.

Cameron Kingsley

Huh?

rgr769

Slow has downed a few too many shots ringing in the new year.

Cameron Kingsley

Yep. He sure did.

11B-Mailclerk

He has said in the past that he gets hammered on Bud Light,

It’s the “canoe sex” of beer.

(F-ing near water)

11B-Mailclerk

Then again, when I used to drink it was often Iron City Beer, so I should probably not be throwing stones in this particular glass bottle.

26Limabeans

He said he’s not first but has just
taken his first shit of 2020.

11B-Mailclerk

Another seldom-mentioned Mil-skill:

Translating “drunk” into “English”.

MP1: “What the hell is going on here?”

E-2:”Aeouaooeiiaoeaooo! Eeaouiiaoueaaaa!”

MP1:”Whaaaat?”

MP2:”He says his life sucks and his hooker wouldn’t.”

Frankie Cee

Where is the LIKE button, and the spew icon when you need them. That is classic, likely to wind up on my Facebook page. Keep em coming 11B,ya glorious phucking grunt.

11B-Mailclerk

That “Vowel Movement” dialect, often transitions into the similar sounding, but more difficult to translate, “Amazing Technicolor Yawn”.

Thus endith todays lesson.

Thunderstixx

Yep…..
Been there… Done that !!!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Someone must have given him a few hits of MD 20/20!

David

Boone’s Farm. Robin Hood. And for the true cognoscenti, Ripple.

A Proud Infidel®™

Alas, Ripple is no more, maybe he partook of some Cisco or Night Train as well?

A Proud Infidel®™

Here’s some reviews for the “Bum Wines”, I think somebody must have too graciously shared their Cisco with Slow Joe:

http://www.bumwine.com/

A Proud Infidel®™

Here’s another link:

https://www.ghettowine.com/

SFC D

Ok, you Signal Pukes. Quiz time. Ft. Huachuca, 2002 IIRC. Signal Ball, hosted by 11th Signal Brigade. What wine was served for toasting purposes?

SFC D

Bud Light. Not even once.

A Proud Infidel®™️

A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the Fine People of TAH®™️ and I claim Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

MSG Eric

Eighth!

Happy New Year fellow happy cynical people, keep on keepin’ on!

11B-Mailclerk

Happy New Year, all.

11B-Mailclerk

I finally get a day to sleep in, and can actually sleep, and what happens?

“Happy gunfire”. Not a midnight when folks are up, but 3-4am. Dumb-ass…

If you -have- to do the happy-gunfire thing buy a freaking cap-n-ball revolver and real Blackpowder. May I recommend a Colt Dragoon replica? Live ammo fired skyward in a built-up area is radioactive stupid. Sheesh…

Frankie Cee

Those people should do as the dumb ass did Deltona, FL, (the next town over from the drunk in the puke stained, purple jump suit), and just set off a zero delay fuse fireworks rocket and blow their hands off.
https://nypost.com/2019/12/31/florida-man-blows-hand-off-after-lighting-firework-in-truck/

A Proud Infidel®™️

Florida Man strikes again, this one was a wannabe Rocket Surgeon!

11B-Mailclerk

Sadly, as California continues progressing into a Progressive Dystopian Utopia, more and more crazies will go instead to Florida.

Or is Cali a Progressive Utopian Dystopia? Hard to tell, anymore.

SFC D

That’s gonna be a real bitch to clean up.

rgr769

Yes, good recommendation. One can seal those cylinder chambers loaded with black with a charge of dry Cream of Wheat. That is what we used back in my cavalry re-enactor days. Shooting live ammo into the sky is a highly retarded activity, but it is especially popular in the Middle Eastern shithole countries.

11B-Mailclerk

One does have to be prepared to extinguish the results of “burning bits landing …. badly”, but the noise is quite satisfying and lacking in lethal “must come down”.

rgr769

Never experienced any “burning bits.” And I have been shot with these blanks at many re-enactments; I have been peppered with cream of wheat on numerous occasions.

11B-Mailclerk

I have set a range on fire with a patch from a flintlock rifle.

An acquaintance set a Cowboy range on fire with his BP loads.

I was asked to run through an IPSC course with my Remington “58s” and some extra cylinders. I set two of the “up close” targets to smouldering.

Another acquaintance, shooting a revolver over haybales, ignited them.

-good- times.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I liked to use a .58 Caliber Enfield Musket with about 150 grains of FFg black powder, no packing necessary and you still get a nice loud *BOOM!* with plenty of flame and smoke exiting the muzzle!

5th/77th FA

A most Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year to all of the miscreanted, deplorable, d’weeds and weedettes of TAH. The mashing on the couch party went well on evening last til the FIRST fireworks went off a little after 2100 hr EST. Migrated to the back bedroom with the fur babies and curled up with the TV on. They stayed fairly calm until the second salvos started hitting at midnight and woke us up. A drink of water and a chicken treat later they curled back up under the covers and trembled til it was all over.

My resolution for 2020 is to make it to 2021 and the Holy Grail of the Ace 5 pete on the Coveted TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread (earned never given). Oh…and just like Epstein, not hang myself….and to celebrate bernasty’s accomplishment of maintaining a solid minus 6 feet AGL.

Cameron Kingsley

Happy New Year to you all at TAH!

Frankie Cee

In November of the decade past, I made a major upgrade in my life, moving to a new location, so far in the boonies, that at Midnight, and all through the night my dogs and I slept peacefully, with no fireworks or gunfire to disturb us as we entered the new decade. The 3rd Rock has completed another lap around its star, and is beginning another, as it has been for time immortal.

26Limabeans

Happy New Year everyone.
Just sitting here waiting for sunrise so I
can plow the 12 inches of snow. Nice stuff.
Got a 10 round mag of Ritz Crackers and a Peak
IPA for breakfast before I suit up.

Fyrfighter

Breakfast of Champions!

Supposed to hit 50 here today, warmest it’s been in a week.. but chance of snow again this weekend

Sapper3307

2020, the start of second MEME war is upon us, post with honor but give no quarter.
Hail KEK
Viva Pepe the frog

A Proud Infidel®™

ALL HAIL Smudge the Cat and the screeching Blonde!!!

5th/77th FA

Yes ALL HAIL SMUDGE THE CAT!!! My newest Hero and attitude role model. The screeching blonde does remind me of the final ex mrs 5/77. Bless her heart!

11B-Mailclerk

“And hey! Let’s be careful out there!” Traffic Stops – every last one is high-risk.

Rest In Peace, Deputy Chris Dickerson, 28, a veteran of the U.S. Army and Texas Army National Guard.

They got the shitbag. https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-sheriffs-deputy-fatally-shot-during-traffic-stop-suspect-arrested

Fyrfighter

May God watch over his family, its a hell of a way to start the New Year. Good on the officer for scoring some hits, too bad the bag of shit didn’t resist arrest. At least with the Texas justice system being what it is, he should get a seat on the express train to a needle

Comm Center Rat

All is quiet on New Year’s Day
A world in white gets underway…

And so we’re told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year’s Day
On New Year’s Day

New Year’s Day by U2 (1983)
Inspired by the Polish Solidarity Movement

HMCS(FMF) ret

Happy New Year to all here at TAH!

I’ve been following the news on Betelgeuse (Alpha Orionis) dimming in the night skies since October. Betelgeuse is classified as a red giant and is expected to supernova sometime in the next 100,000 to 2 million years – it’s brightness varies over a 5.7 year cycle, with some variations happening over a 150 – 300 day period.

If it were to supernova, the light produced would be bright enough to be seen during the daytime for about six months, and it would cast shadows at night! There would be a 50 -100 light year “kill zone” around it due to the high amounts of radiation released from the explosion (it’s 450 light years from us, so we are safe).

Here are some before, during and after “what if” pics of Orion if Betelgeuse were to go Supernova:

https://www.cloudynights.com/topic/686676-betelgeuse-faint/page-4#entry9877236

OWB

Whew – so glad you volunteered to track this one for us. Somebody had to. 😉

Happy 2020 to all. It’s here. Finally here. Silly season is officially on.

11B-Mailclerk

For scale, if it replaced our Sun, it would engulf everything to the asteroid belt, possibly Jupiter.

-that- is a big one.

It is near the end of its short life. It’s core is fusing in layers, creating heavier and heavier elements. One day, it will get to iron. That is the end. Iron absorbs energy when fused. (The lighter elements yield energy when fused). Robbed of energy output to oppose its massive gravity, the star will then collapse in on itself shortly thereafter, and fuse nearly everything it has left in one colossal kaboom (Type II Supernova). This will create many much heavier elements, and scatter the bulk of its remaining mass across hundreds of light years. (Other interesting things will remain. Supernovae are truly remarkable events. )

The Crab Nebula is the remenant of a prior Type II Supernova.

Unlikely anytime soon. We will see a return to ice age before that thing goes “boom”.

Probably.

David

First New Year’s at home in the country. Quiet, a few fireworks around 8 but dead silent by 11. Ah, the peace… and in a bonus, all the traveling family made it home intact. Happy New Year to all!

Ex-PH2

Happy New Year to one and all, and try to behave this year… not that you haven’t done so in the past.

5th/77th FA

We always TRY to behave…we generally don’t succeed…but we do try. The struggle is real.

Devtun

Former Commandant of the Marine Corps P.X. Kelley passes away at 91. He was CMC during the Marine Barracks bombing.

https://www.stripes.com/news/us/gen-p-x-kelley-28th-marine-corps-commandant-dies-at-91-1.612985

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

54TH, and a Happy New Year to all from WEST Delray Beach Fl.

Graybeard

Happy New Years to all.

Quiet-ish night at the GB Compound – only a few distant ‘booms’ at midnight.

Fyrfighter

Well, either the neighbors refrained from celebratory gunfire, or I just slept really well (toasted East Coast New Year since wife had to work early today), but didn’t hear anything around here last night.

Fyrfighter

OOH, and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to All!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Bad news for a certain fan-boi of AOC… she may be “drawn out” of her district due to the Census:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/12/31/ruh-roh-ny-expected-to-lose-house-seat-after-2020-census-and-just-guess-why-aocs-seat-is-particularly-vulnerable/

5th/77th FA

She ain’t worried about it. She knows that Bernie and the other socialist are grooming her for bigger and better things. Besides, how many other congress critters get elected from districts that they don’t actually live in? Larsie Boi is fapping away to become her campaign manager for the Bezerkly District.

Sparks

Happy New year Brothers and Sisters of TAH.

Roh-Dog

It’s kinda shocking that yer ‘o ring’ can still keep in a fart.
Good fer you snowflake.

marinedad61

UPDATE – Gerald Young / Young G’s BBQ Sauce

Remember Gerald Young, the Phony Lone Survivor
from IOWA, who was nailed by MP & TAH in August,
for using phony Afghanistan war stories to sell his BBQ Sauce?

Gerald Young is now under investigation by the
Iowa Attorney General’s Office.
The staff member handling Gerald’s Stolen Valor predicament
is a (legit) Vietnam Veteran, who found and contacted me, as 1 of the many commenters on Facebook.
I sent him the 2 Gerald Young links at MP & TAH.

More bad news for Gerald, his incriminating Iowa TV 5 video
is STILL UP, on the TV5 Facebook page
(and still viewable right here, at the TAH link below).

The story of Gerald Young and Stolen Valor is NOT over.
He should have had 2020 vision, before using his lies
to gain veteran and minority business grants in Iowa.
Stolen Valor that is likely to be prosecuted in 2020.
Stay tuned.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89863

5th/77th FA

Tanks for the update marinedad61; you da man. I look forward to the continuing saga in reference to the lying, valor stealing POS Gerald D. Young of Young G’s BBQ Sauce and hope we see a perp walk and jail sentence on him soon. He may want to go ahead and relocate his operation to Elko NV where the embellishing POS Les Brown (stain) and his POW/MIA Awareness Ass(ociation) is still scamming people with their lies.

marinedad61

5th/77th FA –
Awareness Ass ….
Good one.
And, it fits!
Les Brown, Commander, the Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89407

Devtun

Oh geez, Iran’s Qud’s force commander Gen. Qassem Soleimani has moved onto paradise – courtesy of U.S. heavy metal from above. Dimwitrats mad, the orange baboon bad!