Gerald Young – Phony Lone Survivor

| August 16, 2019

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Gerald Donnell Young who served in Afghanistan with the National Guard.  Gerald Young lives in the Des Moines area of Iowa and is 50 years old as of August 2019. Young claims that while in Afghanistan guarding a fuel depot, they came under attack and as a direct result of enemy fire he was “injured” and he was the only man out of five that survived.  Young wanted to honor and remember his comrades, so what he came up with was to sell BBQ sauce.

 

This was broadcast by We Are Iowa Local 5 News but it is also on Young’s webpage.  There are also a few audio files on that page from radio interviews.  We clipped out the significant parts about military claims but the rest of the radio show interviews are available on Young’s page.

 

 

 

There were also some claims in print…

There are many more references on this internet and on the Military Phony website. Men that Young served with came forward and said the story was not true, some even surprised they were dead.

In addition to Young’s comrades, the official statistics kept by the unit did not show incidents that would support wounds and Killed-In-Action during that time frame.

https://www.iowanationalguard.com/History/Pages/In-Memorial.aspx

https://www.nationalguard.mil/News/Article/610224/four-iowa-national-guard-soldiers-wounded-in-afghanistan/

So, his records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request…

So, there was no Purple Heart listed under his awards which explains the reason for the nuance of language when Young said he was “injured” vs. “wounded.”

There are no articles about four KIAs from the National Guard being killed in Afghanistan in 2003.

Maybe this is all a huge mistake?  We would love for Gerald Young to tell us the names of the friends that were killed.  That would go a long way towards clearing things up.

The BBQ sauce that Young sells may be terrific, but it should stand on its own vs. Young putting out a story about honoring dead soldiers.  The story does seem to be an integral part of his marketing campaign…

It is also odd that he sells the BBQ sauce in an Army uniform.

The other irony here is he does not ever say that he is donating the proceeds to the families of the fallen – the very men he is supposedly honoring.  Well, there is no need if the story is fictitious.  However, it seems if he were to leverage the military, he would donate a portion of the proceeds to some veteran support organization – you know, like maybe the same programs and organizations that helped him get a start in business?

Nope… it appears to be more a case of:

Remember the fallen and pass the BBQ sauce.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Army, Army Poser, National Guard

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  1. Grunt says:

    Military Education: Petroleum Supply Specialist

    Hopefully he has experience with water based lubricants such as KY and Astroglide as well, as he’s about to need them by the drum.

    Cocksucker.

    • Some Guy says:

      Nah, not needed. Bubba and Thor prefer to go in dry.

    • Club Manager says:

      The Iowa Guard has stonewalled inquiries. I spoke with a former unit member who said this guy was a real dirt bag. The best alternative at this point is for all to communicate to his retailers and sponsors what occurred. For example, he is trying to place his sauce with Defense Commissary Agency (DeCA). His biggest customer is Hy Vee Supermarkets. For Media Inquiries
      Communications Department – (515) 559-5770. They usually love to hear when their company is receiving negative publicity. Then there is the Corporate Office
      Hy-Vee, Inc.
      5820 Westown Parkway
      West Des Moines, Iowa 50266-8223
      (515) 267-2800

    • thebesig says:

      Gerald Young, phony sole survivor, discharged as a private, apparently has a criminal record. As mentioned below, he is deleting posts:

      Originally posted by marinedad61:

      He’s now “sanitizing” his personal page, too.

      Blocking anyone who makes comments
      with Military Phonies or Valor Guardians links,
      or asking for the NAMES of the 4 KIA.
      I’ll assume he’s deleting the comments, too.

      Typical of a persona of a phony, this guy is attempting to control the narrative by deleting the facts about him. He is in damage control mode right now. He may delete the posts, but his narcissism is driving Gerald Young, phony sole survivor of a phony attack, to reading this and the Military Phonies link about him.

      Another commenter has done research on the businesses that Gerald Young, phony sole survivor or a phony attack, is doing business with, or is trying to do business with:

      Originally posted by Club Manager:

      The best alternative at this point is for all to communicate to his retailers and sponsors what occurred. For example, he is trying to place his sauce with Defense Commissary Agency (DeCA). His biggest customer is Hy Vee Supermarkets. For Media Inquiries
      Communications Department — (515) 559-5770. They usually love to hear when their company is receiving negative publicity. Then there is the Corporate Office
      Hy-Vee, Inc.
      5820 Westown Parkway
      West Des Moines, Iowa 50266-8223
      (515) 267-2800

      A common saying, around these parts, is that Stolen Valor is just the rancid cherry on top of the s(beep) sundae. Well, another commenter did their research and found that Gerald Young, phony sole survivor of a phony attack, has a criminal track record:

      Originally posted by ninja:

      However, a month before that article was published (2 April 2012) he was arrested and charged with a Second-Offense Operating While Intoxicated Following a Traffic Stop.

      Perhaps he could not get out of bed because he was either on house arrest or lost his driving license?

      Gerald Donnell Young was also arrested twice in 2002 before he was deployed. In April 2002, he was charged with trying to cash a check that was given to him when he knew that person did not have the money to cover the check. He was also charged with passing a forged check a week before that incident.

      That case was dismissed and he was ordered to stay away from that person.

      However, a couple of months later, in July 2002, he was arrested again for third degree theft and forgery. That case was dismissed as well and it looks as if he was ordered again to stay away from that person.

      These are just three examples, more information could be found among the other comments here. If those close to this phony sole survivor, with his phony stories, see nothing wrong with his claims and actions, it may be because they share many of the same character descriptions as him.

      • marinedad61 says:

        The get around…
        is that Gerald Young can delete the comments
        on his BBQ Sauce Facebook page,
        but Facebook prevents him from deleting REVIEWS.

        So, this REVIEWS area is now quite active, with new posts,
        and replies to ALL his previous positive reviews.
        Visible to EVERYONE.

        (No need to be a Facebooker to see this.)

        https://www.facebook.com/pg/younggsbbq/reviews/

      • Club Manager says:

        While on AD in Iraq he received a disciplinary action for stealing from his fellow soldiers. He was still pulling guard duty at the truck park when his unit rotated, they left him behind to complete the extra duty. I got this from a unit member.

  2. Comm Center Rat says:

    The E-4 Mafia should be enraged by this usurper who still wears the shields, but was discharged as a lowly private. This shitbag needs to stop wearing the BDUs to hawk his sauce. If his product is in AAFES stores it should be removed immediately. This liar is a disgrace to the uniform and undeserving of being called a veteran.

    • Some Guy says:

      Well, I’ll at least give him credit for not claiming to be a 1SG, LTC, or some other higher rank. Probably thought he could fly under the radar by only claiming the sham-shields and no cool guy badges. Let it be known that the Council of E-4 frowns upon the shenanigans of this Private!

    • OldManchu says:

      BDU’s in a WHITE t-shirt at that! What the hell. And a shaving profile!

      • Anonymous says:

        Yeah, you said it. If he’s gonna fake it, PFC with DCUs (or, at very least, BDUs with a brown T-shirt)… jeez, louise.

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      What? No buddy dying in his arms? That’s one real sorry-ass lone survivor story w/o that part…he’s not even trying…what a no-load!!!

  3. 5th/77th FA says:

    FIRST read about this piece of sh^t, lying, embellishing, standing in the blood of others, Gerald Donnell Young of Young G’s BBQ Sauce, last night on the MP Site. “…only one of my five…start a business…”

    Homie you wanted some publicity, here it comes. You and your sauce are gonna get smoked…BIG TIME. Let’s make sure we mention both names in the comments and see if we can get a Lester Kent Brown (stain) or Bernathian level of comments.

    Oh, and BTW, Gerald Donnell Young, of Young G’s BBQ Sauce, let me be the FIRST to call for the full deployment of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults for your scamming a$$. And take off those SP4 shields, Private. You are a specialist type of valor stealing, lying, scamming, piece of sh^t…….COCKSUCKER!

    Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • ArmyATC says:

      I second. This scum deserves it with both barrels.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      Aye!

      Commence Primary Ignition!

      (Ominous hummmmmmmmmmmm)

    • The Stranger says:

      Si!
      Si!
      Con una chingada, si!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Sorry all, yes I’ve been working and catching up with TAH.

      So with that, Happy Friday to all, EXCEPT Dickless Donnell here, who has attempted to scam folks with his Spiced Tomato Jizz,
      Hey, Gerald Donnell Young, who represents Young G’s BBQ Sauce, and that sauce may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfuckers sauce. His sauce probably (but NOT verified) comes from places that animals sleep and root in shit, that’s a filthy place. I don’t eat nothin’ from a manufacturer that ain’t got sense enough to disregard feces.

      Gerald Donnell Young,
      Welcome to the internet.

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
      THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      … Gerald (Jerry Jerkoff) Donnell (Done fucked up) Young (Scum) Phony, lying scammer …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes,
      if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom,

      • ChipNASA says:

        how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip,

        • ChipNASA says:

          this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.), lying about his service, phony sole survivor, even his unit members remember his as , never shot, never wounded, never even shot AT, no spinal injury, NEVER in Combat, NOT a recipient of the Purple Heart, is a criminal, NOT Disabled as recognized by the military, is a FAKE, is a FRAUD, Oh LOOK, what he *DID* receive was an Article 15 for stealing from the troops, WOOT!!, could have had about 4 years of Honorable Service but, yeah, you went and PISSED ALL OVER YOUR MILITARY SERVICE, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty;

          • ChipNASA says:

            wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
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            • 5th/77th FA says:

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            • Anonymous says:

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            • FC2(SW) Ron says:

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  4. Daisy Cutter says:

    Rumor has it that the first marketing campaign did not pass the focus group. It was…

    “Young G’s BBQ Sauce… Get Some!”

    “If your sauce runs, it’s bad BBQ sauce. If your sauce stands still, it’s well disciplined BBQ sauce.”

    This was abandoned for the Lone Survivor model as it tested far better on the focus groups. Who cares if it’s true?… It plays!

  5. marinedad61 says:

    Notice….
    NO Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal
    NO Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
    NO Afghanistan Campaign Medal

    That’s a true sign of F’ing up your time in the sand.

    If Gerald Young is a member of the VFW
    (Veterans of Foreign Wars),
    that’s fraud, too… because he is INELIGIBLE.

    • ninja says:

      marinedad61:

      Not defending Private Jiffy Lube, but in fairness to him, the Afghanistan Campaign Medal was not awarded until after he was discharged.

      He may have or may have not requested his records be corrected thru the Army Board of Correction to get a DD215 annotating that Medal.

      Sometimes St Louis does not send information on DD215s on a Soldier when requesting FOIA.

      Am pretty sure he is authorized the other two awards as well based on his deployment in the Sandbox.

      I still think it is odd he is wearing the 10th Mountain Division as his “Combat Patch” on his right sleeve.

      • marinedad61 says:

        Correct. Of course.
        That’s why I included both ACM and GWOTE.

        On Facebook…..
        Someone is deleting new comments and blocking commenters from the Young G’s BBQ Sauce page.

        https://www.facebook.com/younggsbbq/

        But his PERSONAL page is wide open,
        and taking a beating.

        https://www.facebook.com/gerald.young.566

        • thebesig says:

          Gerald Young, phony sole survivor, may delete comments and lock his page from public commenting, but he can’t do anything about “Dissenter”. This is a “f(beep) you” application that allows you to comment anyway. :mrgreen:

          This is what I left dissenter comments for his BBQ Sauce page:

          Gerald Young falsely claims that he was the sole survivor of an attack that killed his friends. An official record request was done on him. What was provided showed that he wasn’t wounded in a combat attack. A check with the unit he deployed with didn’t show unit members being killed at a time he claimed his friends died. This guy is advancing a false claim to bolster his marketing.

          https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89863

          • marinedad61 says:

            He’s now “sanitizing” his personal page, too.

            Blocking anyone who makes comments
            with Military Phonies or Valor Guardians links,
            or asking for the NAMES of the 4 KIA.
            I’ll assume he’s deleting the comments, too.

            So YES, he knows about both websites now.

            All to keep the BBQ Sauce business looking legit.

            What a shitbag.

          • marinedad61 says:

            Good catch!

            The get around…
            is that Gerald Young can delete the comments
            on his BBQ Sauce Facebook page,
            but Facebook prevents him from deleting REVIEWS.

            So, this REVIEWS area is now quite active, with new posts,
            and replies to ALL his previous positive reviews.
            Visible to EVERYONE.

            (No need to be a Facebooker to see this.)

            https://www.facebook.com/pg/younggsbbq/reviews/

      • Berliner says:

        He probably found the BDU’s with the 10th Mountain combat patch rummaging in an unattended thrift store donation bin late at night.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      If he stepped one foot on Afghanistan’s soil he is entitled to either the GWOTEM or the ACM. The ACM wasn’t approved until 2004 or 2005 I believe. The lack of a GWOTSM or GWOTEM is most likely a failure of his unit or that he was rushed through outprocessing when his unit demobilized.

      Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen mistakes on an NPRC document (see, for example, Les Brown’s NPRC record erroneously showing the award of a 2nd NDSM even though he left the service before the 9/11 period began.)

      It’s unfortunate that NPRC is so sloppy when preparing those forms. My guess is that the “NPRC Response Clerk” at the National Records Center is either the newest hire still learning his job and being assigned “grunt work” that nobody else wants, or the career slacker who is just marking the days until retirement.

      If you think about it, it kind of makes sense. If a mistake is made on a pay document, it can cost the government or the person a lot of $$. A mistake on an NPRC response doesn’t cost anybody anything.

      • ninja says:

        Martinjmper:

        Since he was deployed to Afghanistan in 2003, am pretty sure he is entitled to wear both the ACM and the GWOTEM.

        Possibly the GWOTSM as well.

        As shared before, he was discharged before the ACM was approved. It is a Retroactive Award.

        He might have never asked the Army Board of Corrections to update his records via DD215 to show that award.

        Of if he did, St Louis may not have a copy of his DD215.

  6. ninja says:

    Gerald Donnell Young, AKA Private Jiffy Lube, has a history with the Law Enforcement Folks in his hometown:

    https://www.iowacourts.state.ia.us/ESAWebApp/DefaultFrame

    When you go to the above site, click on “Start a Case Search Here”.

    On the next page, click on the right side “Trial Court, Case Search”.

    Type in his full name.

    When you see his cases and if interested for more detail, click on “Filings” and Criminal Charges”.

    What is amusing is that he was featured on a 28 May 2012 article where it was noted that because of his spinal injury and pain, he could not get out of bed:

    https://wcfcourier.com/business/local/program-helps-injured-soldier-start-business/article_f960b6b6-d083-58be-bb10-76ef41f42402.html

    “The spinal injury he suffered from enemy fire while on extra duty guarding fuel from thieves ended his active duty military career. The damage to his spine still causes him pain, but his business gives him something to do even if he can’t get out of bed every day.”

    However, a month before that article was published (2 April 2012) he was arrested and charged with a Second-Offense Operating While Intoxicated Following a Traffic Stop.

    Perhaps he could not get out of bed because he was either on house arrest or lost his driving license?

    Gerald Donnell Young was also arrested twice in 2002 before he was deployed. In April 2002, he was charged with trying to cash a check that was given to him when he knew that person did not have the money to cover the check. He was also charged with passing a forged check a week before that incident.

    That case was dismissed and he was ordered to stay away from that person.

    However, a couple of months later, in July 2002, he was arrested again for third degree theft and forgery. That case was dismissed as well and it looks as if he was ordered again to stay away from that person.

    And now this.

  7. ninja says:

    In the article posted below as a link, there is a picture of Gerald Donnell Young, AKA Private Jiffy Lube, wearing the 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry) Patch his right sleeve of his BDU.

    In the US Army, the Patch worn on the right sleeve is the Shoulder Sleeve Insignia-Former Wartime Service, also known as the “Combat Patch”.

    Isn’t he supposed to wear his Unit Patch, i.e. the Iowa Army National Guard 1034th Combat Sustainment Support Battalion for his “Combat Patch”?

    https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/entertainment/dining/2018/02/28/iowa-veteran-launched-barbecue-sauce-and-china-wants-more/1065342001/

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      I think it’s possible he earned the 10th MTN DIV patch as his “combat patch.” The deployed chain of command is a determining factor.

      “When there is no intermediate unit (company or higher) in the deployed chain of command, these deployed Soldiers will wear the SSI of the senior command in the theater as its SSI-FWTS.” AR 670-1

      I deployed with a Army Reserve company to Iraq and was attached to the 25th ID which had OPCON in MND-North. After a month or so in-country we were presented with the Tropic Lightning “combat patch” during a brief ceremony.

      I have to admit though, that I’ve never had a good understanding of the “combat patch.” Hopefully, a Army 1SG or SGM will weigh in and set us straight on this topic.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Not necessarily.

      My combat patch is NOT the PA Army National Guard (Red/Yellow Keystone), nor the 28th Division (Black Keystone).

      My combat patch is the higher command that my PAARNG unit provided direct support (maintenance)during Desert Shield / Desert Storm,
      2nd COSCOM.

      https://www.flickr.com/photos/32854572@N02/3072315934

      • Animal says:

        Some of the army guys that were attached to us in Iraq wore the 1st MarDiv patch for their combat patch. That was pretty cool.

        • Martinjmpr says:

          What’s ironic is that a former Marine who served in a Marine unit in combat at the same time and then later joined the Army would not be authorized to wear a Marine combat patch, but a soldier who is assigned under a Marine command would.

          • Lthrnck1775 says:

            I find all this wearing of “flair” disturbing….lol

            Patches, we don’t need no stinking patches!

            Before all that nametag shit … there was just “Marine” or “Corporal, Sergeant, etc.”

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              I want to talk to you about your flair, Lthrnck1775.

              You don’t have enough of it.
              GySGT Rzezckowski has 20 pieces of flair, some of it on his pants’ legs. You only have 12 pieces of flair, and none of it is anywhere below your belt buckle. It’s time you ponied up and added some flair to your accoutrements.

      • cc senor says:

        Yeah, we were a CSG Hqs (16th) from 3rd COSCOM that got attached to 2nd COSCOM. Our subordinate units were a mix of active, reserve, and guard units. Our company roundouts came from all over, too. All of us got the 2nd COSCOM patch. No big deal for me which patch to wear because I had my pick of three from Viet of the Nam. And I don’t have to get into any silly arguments about if I was in combat or not, either.

        • 3/10/MED/b says:

          I was a slacker; I only have the option of 2.

          None of that matters.

          What matters is that We served honorably (combat or not) and did the shit we were supposed to do.

          Such as, make and sell bbq sauce.

          Then. lie to every single human being who is getting “Les” than they deserve.

          Heavy /sarc on the last 2 comments.

          All damn seriousness on statement three.

          “We” is capitalized on purpose. I am sure Sister Mary Grace will bring out the yardstick.

          b out

    • Martinjmpr says:

      National Guard units generally do not wear their National Guard patch as a combat patch (FWTS-SSI) unless the headquarters of that unit deploys to the theater.

      My last unit was the 115th FA Brigade of the WYARNG. Because we deployed with the Headquarters Battery, we are entitled to wear the 115th FA BDE patch as our FWTS-SSI.

      But our sister unit, the 1022’nd Air Ambulance Company, wears the Wyoming National Guard patch and since WYARNG HQ’s did not deploy, the have to wear the 3rd Army patch as their combat patch (because 3rd Army was the next higher unit they fell under that has a patch.)

      FWIW these were the rules that were in effect circa 2005 when I retired, I believe the Army has clarified the whole FWTS-SSI system since that time and made it simpler to understand, but if Young’s unit was directly under 10th MTN Div command the 10th Mtn Div combat patch is likely appropriate.

      • ninja says:

        Thanks to all for the reply.

        In listening to Private Jiffy Lube’s interview, he mentioned he was at Bagram.

        Found an Iowa National Guard Magazine dated 2003 that discussed his unit returning from Afghanistan. The magazine did not mention the location.

        Was there an element of the 10th Mountain Division at Bagram from February-October 2003 and did his National Guard unit only tendered to them when it came to providing logistical support if in fact both units were at Bagram at the same time?

        • Martinjmpr says:

          Interesting – I was at Bagram from January to April of 03 and when I was there the overall command fell under XVIII Corps and the major “tactical” command was a brigade of the 82nd Airborne div.

          It may be that 10th MTN took over from the 82nd some time in mid-Summer of 2003, I don’t know. But the 18th Corps (Gaggin’ Dragon) was running the conventional side in early ’03 when I was there with the 82nd Airplane Gang as their primary tactical unit.

          I know there are a few fellow paratroopers who would bust a blood vessel or two if Young was rockin’ an All American patch on his BDU’s. 😉

          • ninja says:

            Martinjumpr:

            That is why I wrote “IF”, that is, was an element of the 10th Mountain Division at Bagram from February-October 2003 and was Private Jiffy Lube’s unit there as well during the same timeframe?

            (This is in reference to the Combat Patch).

            Were you wth the XVIII Corps, CJTF180 while at Bagram?

            Maybe Private Jiffy Lube flew out of Bagram when heading back to the States, but never worked there.

            • Martinjmpr says:

              Were you wth the XVIII Corps, CJTF180 while at Bagram?

              No I was with the CJSOTF-A at Camp Vance (at that time, a sub-camp of Bagram.) This was with 5/19th SFG of the CO ARNG. I worked in the MI Detachment.

      • Anonymous says:

        NG also tend not to wear NG combat patches as most folk tend to go “Who?” unlike with 10th MTN, 101st, etc.

        • PFM says:

          As stated depends upon the command element and agreements between commands. I deployed to Iraq in 2004 with a NG engineer BN from Maine that did not wear its own combat patch (instead fell under 2d ID, 25th ID and then 11th ACR). However, when the 42d ID from NY deployed in 2005 they wore their own patch (Rainbow) because they had OPCON. 10th probably fell into this category somehow with this shitbird.

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Maybe Private Jiffy Lube can hook up with MSG Brown Stain at the next Elko Chili feed and sell his BBQ sauce…

  9. 26Limabeans says:

    He got the idea from Bubba Gump Shrimp.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Just a question: There are many, many examples of veterans who leave active duty and start their own businesses from scratch, and do quite well with them. The Ranger UP! guys are a good example of that. They don’t BS people about where they were or what happened. They’re more interested in bringing home the bacon for BLT sandwiches.

    So how come there’s this odd population group of people like this one, who seems to have a good product, who simply can’t behave themselves and just sell the product? If they have any confidence in the product they’re selling to the public, who gives a crap if they are peg=legged like Captain Ahab? All people care about is whether or not the stuff is any good.

    • marinedad61 says:

      The 1st sale is most often a pity sale.
      It’s a classic con to get the money out of someone’s pocket once.

      It’s really low and disgraceful to use / exploit
      the patriotism and sympathy of your customers.

      It’s clear that locals in Iowa have been working on this guy for months,
      to name names (of KIA battle buddies),
      or come clean, and more.

      May the shitstorm proceed.

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      If we were to take a long hard look at his life we would probably find that;
      he was a shit bag before enlistment,
      he was a shit bag during his enlistment,
      he has been a shit bag after his enlistment.

      That is not the case with most veteran owned businesses.

  11. Morgan Blake says:

    Maybe it’s just me but I’m not seeing two tours in Afghanistan.

  12. Keepin' It Real says:

    RE: Private Jiffy Lube

    “Did you mention what line of industrial lubricant Jesus uses?” — The Big Kahuna —

  13. Mason says:

    Got out as a private, but wearing specialist insignia. Dog tags out. Wrong color under shirt on at least one public occasion. Wearing white tennis shoes with the BDUs? Seriously?

    Everything about this guy’s appearance screams “poser”.

  14. AW1Ed says:

    I dug a bit deeper. Entrepreneurship Bootcamp for Veterans (EBV) has a selection process.

    The EBV program is a selective, rigorous and intense educational initiative. We offer the program by a consortium of schools that includes:
    Syracuse University
    University of California at Los Angeles
    Texas A&M University
    University of Connecticut
    Cornell University*
    Saint Joseph’s University
    University of Missouri
    Applications are welcome from veterans who:
    Have separated from active duty service after 2001 (or currently in the administrative process of separating)
    Have been identified as having a ‘service-connected disability’ as a result of their military service (including activated National Guard and Reserves) Note:Can be in process of evaluation of disability through VA
    Demonstrate a strong interest in entrepreneurship & small business ownership/management
    Beyond the criteria identified above, a complete application is the only remaining requirement to be considered for the program. A complete application package will include the following:
    1.Completed EBV Application – including responses to personal statement (5 questions)
    2.Résumé
    3.Letter of Recommendation (one)The writer should include the following:Who they are
    Their contact information
    How they know the veteran
    Why they feel the veteran would be a good candidate for the EBV
    Their experience in working with the veteran
    4.VA Disability Rating OR proof of request for Disability Rating (PDF, .jpeg or .png)
    5.DD214 Member 4 (showing dates of active duty, discharge status and SSN darkened) OR Leave and Earning Statement (LES) (PDF, .jpeg or .png)Letter from commander acceptable if DD214 is delayed

    So Blue Falcon here had a seat in a high speed program when someone who actually had all the prerequisites should have been there. Wonder if his certification can be rescinded for filing a false application.

    EBV Website

  15. PTBH says:

    Hey Gerald Young – We’d like to honor the guys that were KIA from your unit. We’ll order a case of BBQ sauce and send to their Next-Of-Kin. What were their names, please?

    Also, what date did the attack occur where they were killed and you were you wounded?

    We’ll wait right here.

  16. He must have been on the “Sauce” when he started his B.S. Story.

  17. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Sorry saco’shit wearing the MOUNTAIN?

    On the RIGHT SIDE?!

    Oh, man. Get the popcorn. Gonna have a ball with this fucka.

  18. OldManchu says:

    Shaving Profile!

  19. ninja says:

    “Bringing the Flavor: The only one of his 5 Army buddies to return home alive. OEF vet keeps his promise and turns a family recipe into a business”:

    http://static.ow.ly/docs/VET_June13_Young.G_1jtz.pdf

    “From Family Secret to Store Shelves: Young G’s Barbeque Sauce”:

    https://www.iasourcelink.com/blog/iowa-business-blog/2013/07/18/from-family-secret-to-store-shelves-young-g-s-barbeque-sauce

  20. Daisy Cutter says:

    Bring some Young G’s BBQ sauce to the next Elko Chili Feed.

    Please double count this comment for the “Drive to 2K” for Les Brown Stain.

  21. 3/10/MED/b says:

    If we show up in uniform, (white t-shirt under BDU’S), do we get free BBQ sauce with that chili?

  22. rgr769 says:

    Maybe he needs to start making POW/MIA awareness chili to go with his BBQ sauce. He could relocate to Elko.

  23. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Cocksucker.

  24. ninja says:

    Attention, Attention, Attention!

    One can now buy Gerald Donnell Young’s (AKA Private Jiffy Lube) Young G’s BBQ Sauce on AMAZON!

    And if one wishes, one can also leave a review of this product. Or leave Gerald Donnell Young of Iowa some LOVE.

    Also, the ingredients in Young G’s BBQ Sauce are:

    Water, cane sugar, tomato paste, vinegar, lemon juice concentrate, onion, salt, garlic, molasses, tamarind concentrate, spices, natural flavor.

    Natural Flavor? Wonder what THAT is.

    *smile*

    Remember: Young G’s BBQ Sauce, LLC has been identified on AMAZON as a Certified Veteran Owned Business and Service-Disabled Veteran Owned Small Business by the Department of Veteran Affairs!!

    You can’t get any better than that!

    https://www.amazon.com/Young-Gs-Barbeque-Sauce/dp/B07FYXPT5D

    • ChipNASA says:

      Having had my own business making and selling Beef Jerky and then transitioning to a commercial manufacturer, I can tell you, most likely…..
      Liquid Smoke or some such.

    • Morgan Blake says:

      I’ve been following this and listened to some of the longer audio interviews.

      He says because he doesn’t use High Fructose Corn Sweetener (HFCS) that it is good for diabetics. He uses cane sugar instead.

      Although I can concede that not using HFSC is a good step for diabetics, he hawks the product as if it is good for diabetics and this is a huge stretch of the truth.

      It’s like saying if a product uses 25% less salt, it is perfect for folks with high blood pressure. It still has 75% of the salt in it and probably more salt than other foods.

      Then again, truth in advertising is not Gerald Young’s thing to begin with.

      • Mason says:

        I always like seeing some sugar-packed food advertised as having no HFCS. So instead of using HFCS, they just use more regular fructose corn syrup. Much healthier.

  25. Mike says:

    He’s in violation of AR 670-1, Wear of the Army uniform:

    23–7. Prohibition on uniform wear
    Wear of the Army uniform by ARNG, USAR, retired, separated, and civilian personnel is prohibited under the circumstances listed in paragraph 3–7k.

    From para 3-7k:

    (1) In connection with the furtherance of any political or commercial interests, or when engaged in off-duty civilian employment.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Maybe Gerald Young should take lessons from Les Brown about using a blinged-up Biker Vest and a Harley for hawking his product like Les Brown does for his Chili Feed?

  26. Claw says:

    Note for all Miscreant Dickweed/Weedette commenters:

    All references/comparisons of Private Jiffy Lube here to the Brown Stain of Elko on this thread are being added to the count on Lester Kent Brown’s drive to the 5th Fecal Smear Cluster on the Master Phony Badge.

    Got about a dozen so far that have been added in from other threads.

    ((Out))

  27. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Les. Brown hawks his annual Chili feed while Gerald Young pushes his barbecue sauce on STOLEN VALOR, fuck the both of them!

    Gerald Young, the Les Brown of barbecue sauce, I bet that the both of them are reject Apprentice Towel Boys at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

  28. Keepin' It Real says:

    Young-Tropic Thunder

  29. Hack Stone says:

    Husband: It’s a barbecue sauce!

    Wife: It’s a sexual lubricant!

    Announcer: You’re both right. It’s a barbecue sauce and a sexual lubricant! Young G’s Barbecue Sauce can be poured on your pork, and slathered on your sausage. Young G’s Barbecue Sauce is a secret recipe that has been in the Young Family ever since Gerald’s father downloaded it from AllRecipes.com.

  30. Morgan Blake says:

    “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

    “There is no death. People die only when we forget them.”

    Apparently, the four KIAs that Gerald Young spoke of are dead – he won’t speak their names.

  31. Hack Stone says:

    Hack Stone is inspired to start selling barbecue sauce for his platoon mates who did not make it back. They did not die in combat, they got thrown into the Onslow County Jail after a misunderstanding on Court Street.

    • Lthrnck1775 says:

      Sadly …. Court Street went the way of the dodo Now J-Villegas’s is all respectable-like.

      Even Saigon Sams went all commercial.

    • SgtM says:

      I am still paying off that heart that I bought my mom on court Street 34 years ago.

  32. Keepin' It Real says:

    Oh Gerald – come out, come out, wherever you are.

    Young-PM-seen

  33. Retired Grunt says:

    I quit…… I quit…. I’m done….. I’m outie….. I quit….. U CAN NOT WEAR THE UNIFORM AND SELL STUFFFFFFFFF……I QUIT….all of the posers win….. Last year I actually asked the pentagon for permission wear my uniform at Gettysburg on July 3rd holding up a sign that said “never forget the cost.” They said it was too political and they would appreciate it if I did not. This guy gets to wear his uniform and sell barbecue sauce….. I quit

  34. Retired Grunt says:

    Specialist….. u want the names of 4 buddies….. I got four buddies… I had 4 buddies. Google SFC Donald Eacho… A better man than I could ever be. He earned the soldier’s medal before he ever went into combat.CPT Sean Grimes….. The 1st the PA killed in combat in Iraq. 1LT Tyler Brown…. A man if he had lived that could have one day been the president of the United States. You moderators might delete my comment and that’s OK. 1LT Osbaldo Orozco…. our first KIA in 03… And memorialized at the infantry museum in Fort Benning. If you want more names I’ve got them, better yet, I wish you could have known them. I apologize…..

  35. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Apologize…
    For what?

    Stay strong, RG.

    b out

    • Retired Grunt says:

      Something about this story just set me off…. And I wasn’t attempting to use the memory of my fallen brothers to forward any ideas whatsoever that’s why I apologized.” Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?” “No, sweetheart, I wasn’t, but I served with a company of heroes.” MAJ Richard Winters

      • The Stranger says:

        I don’t think anyone here would look at it that way. You should remember your friends and comrades and share your memories of them. I know they were far better men than this clown and I never even had the privilege of meeting them.

        • 5th/77th FA says:

          ^THIS^ What “Pappy” said RG. Firebase Magnolia standing by to provide indirect supporting fires on your command. The POS Former Private Gerald Donnell Young of Young G’s BBQ Sauce prolly pissed me off more than any other POSer we’ve had. His blatant commercialism of his supposed dead Compatriots is a new low, IMO. I got Baby Sister to post it on her Fakebook Friends page thingie and it’s getting hits from all over. Sent an email blast out to all I could, several family members out in NE trade with Hy-Vee and have already contacted them.

          God’s Peace be unto you and the Families of your fallen Brothers.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          If that little asshole really believed in his own product – which he does NOT – he’d be able to market it based on its own merits, not on a pack of self-serving lies.

          Besides that, we have a whole buncha “from scratch” cooks here on TAH who can probably outdo anything he thinks he might have done in the kitchen.

  36. 3/10/MED/b says:

    RG,

    Certain things set me off as well. Even though I have been out for over 21 years, the 10th Mountain patch will always have memories, good and bad. JRTC, a little storm that went through Florida, West Point, and got a paid vacation to Africa. Thunder and lightning during blizzards does happen, and it was/is a wonder to behold.
    Good times.

    I believe it’s ok to get set off. It’s what you do with it after that matters.

    Just my opinion; I could be wrong.

    b out

  37. Daisy Cutter says:

    Gerald Young successfully cleaned up his Facebook page of all narrative about his fake four KIA buddies.

    I guess he doesn’t want them remembered now.

  38. rgr769 says:

    Jiffy Lube Young must have done some serious dickstepping to have served a tour in the A-stan and still left the ARNG as a PVT E-1.

  39. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    I wonder how many more of those that Gerald Young deployed with will come forward and not only testify as to how full of shit he is now, but also what kind of dirtbag he was then?

  40. PTBH says:

    Gerald Young seems to have trouble with the law. Some of these were dismissed but he may have pleaded down to a lesser charge. DUIs were excluded. A man’s past is his past, but much of this seems relevant to his current endeavor to sell a product based on a false premise.
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071SRCR183241
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: Apr. 24, 2012 – Offense – Possession of a Controlled Substance (Serious Misdemeanor)
    DISPOSITION: Guilty – Negotiated/volun Plea
    JAIL: 7 Days / TIME SERVED: 7 Days
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071 FECR105913
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: Feb. 11, 2002 – Offense – DNU – Forgery – 1987 (Felony D)
    DISPOSITION: Dismissed
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071 FECR105912
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: Feb. 15, 2002 – Offense – Theft 2nd Degree – 1978 (Felony D)
    DISPOSITION: Dismissed
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071 AGCR107124
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: May. 8, 2002 – Offense – Theft 3rd Degree – 1978 (Aggravated Misdemeanor)
    DISPOSITION: Guilty Plea/default
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071 FECR108674
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: Jun. 1, 2001 – Offense – Extortion – 1978 (Felony D)
    DISPOSITION: Guilty Plea/default
    ———————————————-
    CASE NUMBER: 01071 FECR107584
    COURT NAME: Black Hawk Court (IA)
    DATE: Dec. 17, 2001 – Offense – DNU – Forgery – 1987 (Felony D), DNU – Forgery – 1987 (Felony D)
    DISPOSITION: Dnu – Dismissed
    ———————————————-

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Gerald Young is obviously an outstanding pillar of his community – NOT!

      I wonder if we’ll see sock puppets pop up on him? Oh, and so far at least one who served with him has said that Gerald Young was a 24K dirtbag!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Extortion and forgery? Oh, he is REALLY a precious soul, isn’t he?