From Possible Stolen Valor to Charges of Child Sex Abuse That Includes Rape

| August 23, 2019

Zachary Paul Critchett’s mug shot is copyrighted and not offered for download. So, instead of the mugshot, available in the link, this meme will be used to reflect the stupidity of his actions if proven true.  (r/The_Donald/)

Zachary Paul Critchett had a LinkedIn profile that identified him as performing security-related duties. Included in his profile was a statement about Army Ranger training. Additionally, he listed security-related work done in the U.S., Iraq, and Afghanistan.

According to Critchett, he trained Iraqi Special forces and supervised security operations in the Middle East. There’s no evidence that he claimed to be an Army Ranger. Unfortunately, his page, when it was still up, didn’t clarify whether he completed training or not or if he served with a Ranger unit.

Whatever it was that he was trying to portray, his career may have hit a speed bump. His security related certifications expired. This isn’t the only obstacle that he’s facing.

According to The Bulletin:

Zachary Paul “Zac” Critchett turned himself in to authorities last month after a grand jury approved 24 charges in Deschutes County Circuit Court, including second-degree rape, second-degree sex abuse, second-degree sodomy and using a child in a display of sexually explicit conduct. Critchett is also charged in Washington County Circuit Court with six child sex crimes, including first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy.

The charging documents allege Critchett abused the same child in numerous scenarios between December 2011 and December 2016.

He’s been ordered to have no contact with children or the family of his alleged victim as he awaits trial.

If he is convicted of these charges, he may need his security experience more than he needed them before. You could read the full article here.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    I’ll just leave this here….

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    People in that part of Oregon don’t tolerate that stuff… there’s a lot of wide open spaces and farm/construction equipment that way (IYKWIM).

  3. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Here’s hoping that once he’s in prison he gets left alone among some lifers like the Latin Kings.

  4. 5th/77th FA says:

    Well there Zachary Paul Critchett, reckon your new linked in profile will be showing you performing wide receiver duties for Team BTJ&T. After the freshness wears off, you might be worth, what, one cigarette? Embrace the suck… Bitch.

  5. By Critchetty, he’s really in deep caca (shit) now.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    If a dog mauls and/or harms a Child it is put down thus IMHO it is way past time we did the same with animals like him!

    • Helpful Medal says:

      Sessions was trying to get additional charges added to crimes that could results in the death penalty (right now, only murder gets you the death penalty), but Trump fired him. Also, Trump keeps pushing for criminal justice reform, which mostly involves LIGHTER SENTENCES and more chances for parole for offenders! When the hell did the Republicans become the party of lighter punishment? Anyone convicted of three felonies should be executed immediately, and anyone convicted of child abuse should be jailed for life, PERIOD.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        Well, there you go again.

        What’s with the “Impotent Rage” imitation?

        Next you will tell us the only way to be a “Real Republican” is to let the Dems win.


      • 26Limabeans says:

        Sessions turned out to be a little girl.

  7. Thunderstixx says:

    Things don’t look too good for our villain tonight…..
    This is gonna leave a mark I do believe….

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      ALL that needs to happen is for that piece of vermin to be left alone among one or more lifers and he’s dead as a doornail. Lifers not only don’t care, they also reminisce about kid pervs they’ve bagged like a Deer Hunter remembers harvesting a Trophy Buck!
      If his prison’s Staff goes by the book, he’ll be in Protective Custody, known as “Punk Central” among the General Population where he’ll spend 23 hours every day alone in his cell with ONE hour each day in an exercise pen which is often little more than a chain link cage. Either way his life will be total hell and deservedly so. I myself would prefer to hear about him receiving prison justice at the hands of one or more lifers!

  8. chooee lee says:

    Why is this pant load still running loose?

  9. Green Thumb says:

    The Chair.