So, let’s look at the freaks we will spend tomorrow with
(And by “we” I mean weather dependent, because I am soft.)
OK, so I found a list of Organizations involved in tomorrow’s special olympics march on the Pentagon. So, let’s look at some of these fine groups. Naturally there is the standard group of Communists, Socialists, Separatists, misanthropes, liars, lycanthropes, anti-war superheroes, rustlers, cutthraots, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bullbags, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! But who else ya got?
The New Afrikan Creed
6. I believe that the fundamental way to gain that power and end oppression is to build a sovereign black nation.
7. I believe that all the land in America, upon which we have lived for a long time, which we have worked and built upon and which we have fought to stay on, is land that belongs to us as a people.
8. I believe in the Malcolm X Doctrine: that we must organize upon this land and hold a plebiscite to tell the world by a vote that we are free and our land independent and that, after the vote, we must stand ready to defend ourselves establishing the nation beyond contradiction.
9. Therefore, I pledge to struggle without cease until we have won sovereignty. I pledge to struggle without fail until we have built a better condition that man has yet known.
Um. okay, I am down with that. Who else?
The Tel Rumeida Circus for Detained Palestinians:
Katie and Jonas both learned the art of fire dancing and came to Palestine from San Francisco. Although we did not know each other before Palestine, we were pleasantly surprised to learn that the other had brought our fire dancing equipment (poi).
Sometimes we would become weary and exasperated from negotiating or arguing with soldiers regarding Palestinian men being detained at checkpoints. One day we saw a few of our neighbors being pushed around and verbally abused by Israeli soldiers, soldiers who were young enough to be their children. Rather than contributing to the bad energy, we decided to contribute to the absurdity of the situation.
Jonas took out his juggling pins and Katie took out her poi and we announced that there was going to be a circus performance at the checkpoint. As we started performing, the soldiers stopped abusing the Palestinians and started watching us. During our show, the men were released. This was the start of the Tel Rumeida Circus for Detained Palestinians.
Sure, Juggling for Peace, I’m down with that too. Next up?
The Incredible Librarian:
Yeah, I don’t really know how a comic book is showing up either. Battling cleanup
Kickapoo Exchange Natural Food Co-op:
Serving the Kickapoo Valley as one of Wisconsin’s oldest food co-ops. Since 1975 we have focused on local natural food and products as well as “Fair Trade” food and items guaranteeing producers a fair and living wage.
Well, atleast maybe we can eat well. Also
Sexual Minorities Archives, formerly New Alexandria Lesbian Library (NALL), Grassroots national collection which archives materials from sexual minorities, lesbians, gay men, etc. throughout the US, Canada and foreign countries. -Holdings include approximately 3,500 books, over 700 periodical sets, subject files, regional and organizational archives, rare books and first editions, photos, films, videos, record albums, cassettes, art, posters, flyers, buttons, slide shows, and more. -Services include low-cost Xeroxing and cassette tape duplication, research assistance, temporary housing for out-of-town research, and video rental service. -NALL is a collection within the Sexual Minorities Archives which collects the histories of all sexual minorities including lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, transgendered, transsexuals and S&M leather folk.
Awesome, I didn’t even know LT Nixon was in town yet, Who else Rocky?
Dude. That is so yesterday.
Anyway, should be a good time, no?
Category: Politics
TSO,
Don’t forget to put on your new Star Trek cologne to impress “The Incredible Librarian”. I bet she’s totally game for some Vulcan mating rituals.
Oh, you better believe it bud!
When you in town?
Well, if I hear of a bunch leftists complaining about a new toll booth outside the Pentagon, I know who to blame.
Hey! I’ve got an idea — lets replicate the Pentagon on the Memorial Bridge and fool the fools into swerving off into the Potomac!
Oh, God.
Y’all have fun with them.
And feel free to b—h slap the “Afrikan Amerikan Institute” for me.
…what, no Methodists?
BWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thank goodness I was born on Earth. I feel so much better about myself now. Thanks for that. Genius.
“I believe that all the land in America, upon which we have lived for a long time, which we have worked and built upon and which we have fought to stay on, is land that belongs to us as a people.”
I think Native Americans might have a objection or two there.
You got that right Stan,and TSO,about these freakin Indian agents…Kill Whitey anyone? (lol)
Maybe Jack Murtha will be there with his new certificate of appreciation and free coupon for an oil change? Seriously, I wish I could be there. I’d love to go face to face with those asshats. Wave howdy at Bill Perry for me, and kick Chiroux in the nads, never mind, he doesn’t have any.
Stan sayeth:
“I think Native Americans might have a objection or two there.”
Here, here! However, some bro’s I know from the rez that are radicals like them might feel obligated to adopt them. Dunno why. I’m for evicting their worthless carcasses….from my land.
hau’ ko’ la’ airborne injun
unlusty