Woman Uses Stage Blood and Makeup to Accuse Neighbor of Assault

| August 9, 2019

Christie Benoit provided an account that the police ended up not believing. (Manchester NH Police)

Police officers arrived at Christie Benoit’s residence. They found evidence of a struggle. Coffee table pushed from where it’d normally sit. Sofa cushions on the floor. Broken glass plate. Christie Benoit with a bruise and evidence of bleeding.

This seemed to fit the story that she gave, that her neighbor broke through her door and attacked her. The officers set about their normal investigative procedures.

Her claims started to unravel when the officers noticed that what was supposed to be “blood” didn’t behave the way that blood normally behaved. It didn’t help her case that they found a tube of vampire blood.

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, right? They looked at her “black eye” and found that it was a deliberate makeup botch job to make it look like she got punched.

Manchester, NH, Police provides details:

A Manchester Woman Tells Police Her Neighbor Assaulted Her, But She Ends Up In Handcuffs

Around 9:40 pm, August 5, 2019, Manchester Police officers responded to 75 Prospect Street #7 for a reported assault. When they arrived they spoke to 20 year old Christie Benoit who said her neighbor had broken down her door, punched and scratched her.

Inside the apartment police found the couch cushions on the floor, the coffee table pushed aside, a broken glass plate, and what appeared to be blood splattered in the living room, bathroom and kitchen. Benoit had red stains on her shirt, black eyes and scratches on her arm and leg. She told officers the assault had caused the black eyes and also her nose to bleed.

After examining the red substance on the floor and on a paper towel, officers determined the fluid was not consistent with blood. They also found a plastic tube of Vampire Blood commonly used at Halloween. It was also determined that the blackness around her eyes was make-up.

Given these facts and circumstances, Benoit was arrested for Falsifying Physical Evidence and giving a False Report to Law Enforcement. Benoit is scheduled to be in Hillsborough Superior Court on August 22, 2019.

With all other things being equal, justice will “punch” her with some sort of sentence, and this time it won’t be a staged setup.

From Newsweek and Manchester NH Police’s Facebook.

Category: "Teh Stoopid"

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  1. Claw says:

    Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs have to be in the best shape, cause I roll them, like, 275 times a day.

    This story is the FIRST eyeball roll of the day./s

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    She has lovely hair

  3. ninja says:

    “Investigators said Christie Benoit accused her neighbor, Missy Benoit, of attacking her. The two are not related.”

    “Police questioned Missy Benoit about the incident.”

    “They came over to look at my hands to make sure I had no bruises on my hand, which I don’t, as we see,” Missy Benoit said.”

    “When contacted by phone, Christie Benoit said what happened was a cry for help. She said Missy Benoit had been harassing her, and she wanted it to stop.”

    “Christie Benoit also said she suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and other psychological issues.”


    • 26Limabeans says:

      “and other psychological issues.”

      Cacophony comes to mind.

      • Thunderstixx says:

        I’m going with dumbfuckery….
        She’ll be in taxpayer supported counseling for her bowl of stupid that she loves every morning…..
        PTSD, why is it always PTSD with these clowns ?????

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Why is it always the PeeTeeEssDee? Because it’s the Disease of the Day.

        There’s nothing quite like it as an excuse for bad behavior for the Victim By Proxy.

      • Poetrooper says:

        I prefer the correct medical terminology:

        Bat shit crazy…

    • Doc Savage says:

      Other psychological issues?

      I cannot seem to find “dumber than a box of rocks” anywhere in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        DSM V (2013) is way behind.

        • 11B-Mailclerk says:

          Trans-sentience ?

          • 26Limabeans says:

            It addresses the issue of “feeling” trapped in
            the wrong body and dismisses a lot of “philia”
            as normal sexual behavior unless……..
            It is the unless that needs to be crossed before
            the word disorder appears.

            If YOU feel like you have PTSD then it is now up to the experts to prove you wrong.

  4. Comm Center Rat says:

    “A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.” ~ Black Dog by Led Zeppelin

  5. Bim says:

    I live in the next town over. The fact that something like this should happen in Manchester comes as a shock to no one. “Manch-Vegas” has really gone down hill in the last decade or so.

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    FIRST Class nut case, no doubt. The final former ex mrs. 5/77 used some of the same stagings to have me falsely charged, arrested, and locked up for felony battery, domestic violence. 3 nights and 4 days later I was released after paying $3500.00 bail. Piss poor initial investigation by the popo. Six months to have charges dismissed and expunged. The record is still out there. The popo innerwebz are forever too.

    Look forward to Karma biting Ms Benoit on the ass as hard as it bites the final former ex mrs.

  7. If she thought that this was a joke, the “Punch” line failed.

  8. Mason says:

    “20 year old Christie Benoit”

    Wait. That’s got to be a typo, right? Lot of city miles on that one.

  9. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Fat Moron Fails To Dupe Police With Idiotic Attempt To File False Charges

    I really like the State of New Hampshire, some lovely old sea ports up there with wonderful people, but there are moments when New Hampshire, Maine, and Vermont make me wonder if the cold winters freeze the smart right out of some of the residents….

    It’s always the crazy fuckers who think everyone else is fucking with them. The reality is almost always a completely different version of events.

    Well good luck with your case dipshit, here’s hoping you get the help you need whether that’s a little time in prison or the mandatory psych ward hold.

  10. Ret_25X says:

    she will not be prosecuted. If women can have a murder case dropped for having a vagina, this case is going nowhere…

    she’s a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiictim, after all..

  11. Tallywhagger says:

    Bet she has spur marks on her hips and thighs.t

  12. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    She and Smollett need to watch that scene in “Dirty Harry” where Scorpio actually hired a guy to beat him senseless so he could frame Inspector Callahan.

    Just sayin’.

  13. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    She and Smollett need to watch that scene in “Dirty Harry” where Scorpio actually hired a guy to beat him senseless so he could frame Inspector Callahan.

    Just sayin’.

  14. Stacy0311 says:

    And this is the kind of dipshit that will be calling the cops to report people under proposed Red Flag laws…

  15. DirtDart says:

    Reminds me of that daft tart at HAAF who caused a rape scare only to break under questioning and get 2 years in club fed.