Who’s Counting? Democratic Candidate Claims to have Removed 77 Bullets

| June 29, 2019

The Orlando-Sentinel is reporting that Democratic candidate for a Florida House seat claims to have removed 77 bullets from Pulse nightclub shooting victims…

… but there is no proof she is even a doctor.

A Democratic candidate for a Florida House seat in Seminole County told an audience at a gun safety town hall in March that she worked as an emergency room physician on the night of the Pulse nightclub shooting and removed scores of bullets from dozens of shooting victims.

“It was one of hardest things to work through in my career,” C. Elizabeth McCarthy says in a video of the March 21 forum posted on U.S. Rep. Darren Soto’s Facebook page. “That night of Pulse, I personally removed 77 bullets from 32 victims. … It was like an assembly line.”

But according to the Florida Department of Health, McCarthy has never been issued a license of any type by the state agency to practice medicine in Florida.

Come on, how.  In this age of self-identity are you really going to let a little thing like a medical license stop you?

Officials at Orlando Health — the parent company of Orlando Regional Medical Center, where nearly all of the victims from the June 12, 2016, Pulse shooting were treated — said they have no records of McCarthy working there.

McCarthy couldn’t be reached for comment.



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Someone, PLEASE sew her mouth shut now.

She’s just a parasite, climbing on the corpses of those people.


only if you pack her mouth with salt first, then sew it shut

The Stranger

Salt? You lack imagination…think browner, moister, clumpy!


It’s already full of that.

The Stranger

Yes, but we need to keep it bottled up!


Don’t toy with me, Andy11M.


She’s a crapweasel, big time.

Roger in Republic

Sew her into her mattress cover with a shot of hawse chain.



Daisy Cutter

I wonder if they imagine themselves a hero in those situations?

Then, the dreams are so vivid it is hard to distinguish them from reality.


Jan Spann, Deja Vu all over again?

BTW, Jan Spann still hasn’t paid back the 13K in stipend monies owed to the Banning School District.


First thing came to mind.
I thought she dyed her hair and moved to Florida!

RGR 4-78

Yogi Berra could not be reached for comment.

Hack Stone

They misheard her. What she actually said was that she removed 77 bullion cubes.

RGR 4-78

She and Jan Spann are broth lying shitbags.

charles w

She had help from old Trapper John.

Hack Stone

Wayne Rogers Trapper John or Pernell Roberts Trapper John?

5th/77th FA

Un effing believeable! No..wait..she’s a demon rat candidate. Their oath includes willing to lie about anything in order to get elected. How in the hell did she think she could get away with this? Jan Spann indeed.

Toss her ass and Soto’s to the curb…STAT!!!

Note to charles w… Trapper John may need to borrow your stapler to close her self inflicted wounds. He’s out of 3 O silk.

The Stranger

I’ve got a nail gun…
Or maybe I can sew her up with det cord?

charles w

I would let them borrow it. I think it’s in the basement.

Green Thumb

I wonder if she is the attending physician and/or creator of the All-Points Logistics’ (CEO “Phony” Phil Monkress) health plan?

She (I think) seems to have the lack of “talent, class, experience and professionalism” that the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics)seeks out when hiring his future employees that enjoy ripping off American taxpayers based on his (The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress – CEO of All-Points Logistics) fake Navy SEAL, false Native American and bogus Brevard County Shriiff’s Department claims.

No surprise….

She must be affiliated with All-Points Logistics soon-to-be Orlando Office… On a pro-bono basis I am sure…


She must be affiliated with All-Points Logistics soon-to-be Orlando Office… On a pro-bono basis I am sure…

In this “fine individual’s” case, perhaps that should read on a “pro-bimbo” basis.

Sheesh. Apparently she’s so stupid that she actually believed no one would check her claims. “Bimbo” thus likely seems pretty accurate – or was some years ago, anyway.


Don’t blame jihadists or craziness, blame the 2nd Amendment! Frickin’ leftist…


She heard about Joe Cryer’s “77 confirmed kills” and twisted it to suit her narrative.


Fox news just published a report citing an e-mail where she is withdrawing from the race. She has too many surgeries scheduled in the local MASH unit with Trapper John and Hawkeye; and thus, there will insufficient time for campaigning. Jan Spann will be her surgical nurse in the OR.

The Other Whitey

Read this to my crew at dinner tonight. Didn’t even make it past the first paragraph before the table erupted with “Bullshit! ER docs don’t do that shit! They kick it up to the trauma surgeons!” She crafted her narrative from her favorite hollyweird hospital show.

As my senior firefighter so eloquently put it: “Bitch be lyin’ her ass off!”

Bubblehead Ray

As an ER Nurse for 18 years, I can confirm this as TOTAL Bullshit. ER Docs don’t “remove bullets” in the ER, those patients go to the OR where the Trauma surgeon works on them. She’s been watching too many episodes of Gray’s Anatomy. Also, we prefer our physicians to actually be educated and licensed to practice medicine. We’re fussy that way.


Just to add to TOW’s and Ray’s comments, as a career Paramedic (25 years), ER Docs: One more IV, insert a Foley, draw labs, order X-rays, administer a gram of Rocephin, and get Trauma services on the phone.


In Hollywood, they remove bullets with the complimentary *clink* in the pan.

This *clink* sound is mandatory and I’m sure it happened 77 times in her case.

RGR 4-78

The only “clink” she needs to hear is the keys turning to lock her padded cell.


Seems like every time there is a mass shooting there are numerous lying cucks, cunts, and politico POSers ready to exploit the blood of the dead and wounded to advance their careers. The Broward high school shooting is another classic example. Hogg boi and his lezzie pal are exhibits A and B.


Ghouls, dancing in the blood of innocents.


Ranger, you left out National DEMOCRATS and their “Never let a crisis go to waste,” commandment.


They are actually covered in all three of my categories above. And just for those who have forgotten, that “crisis go to waste” comment was made by “Twinkle Toes” Rhambo Emanuel, as Chief of Staff for 0bama and former ballet dancer. It is one of the few true statements ever made by a D-rat about one of their MO’s.


She may habe removed 77 dildos from her skanky va-jay-jay on any given club night. I’ll buy that story.


We live in the information age and with today’s political climate did this dumbass really think that nobody would research her claims? I know she is a Democrat and can count on a free pass from the Liberal media for her claims, but she should have known that Conservatives would research her bullshit claims.


Jeezus lady do something with that hair.
I can understand blood drying in it from all that triage work but at least comb out the chum.


For a chick she stepped on her d*ck pretty hard.
10 to 1 odds says she gets hired by Moms Demanding Disarmament or Bloomberg’s UN hugfest tre soon.


Stepped on her dick? Hell, she did a Russian kick dance on it…


. . . while wearing golf shoes.



She also fabricated her educational background and college basketball career.


“Democratic U.S. Rep. Darren Soto, for one, introduced McCarthy as a hero, and someone who advises him on health care issues.”

Attaboy, Darren–you’re destined for great things in your party. With her credentials, Democrat leaders will likely have her advising the DNC on health care.


She “works” for Nielsen now. So does that mean she responded once to a TV ratings survey.


So, fourteen years ago she was licensed as a registered nurse (RN). But she wants us to believe they let her perform trauma surgery to extract bullets from 32 severely wounded victims.
and we are to believe that now she is a cardiologist. D-rat pols are the stupidest critters on the planet.

A Proud Infidel®™

From the article: “However, the Florida Department of Health has no record of her being licensed as a doctor. Orlando Health, the parent company of Orlando Regional Medical Center, said there is no record of any doctor working there by her name, which (in full) is Catherine Elizabeth McCarthy. She said she was working then with the Florida Heart Group of Orlando. There is a company by that name in Orlando. An official there said she had not worked there. McCarthy drew some Florida sports cross-rivalry respect by regaling that she was a point guard on the University of Florida women’s basketball teams of 1989 and ’90, and then transferred to Florida State, where she played the point for the Seminoles in 1991-92. However, both the UF and FSU athletic departments said they have no records of anyone by that name ever playing for the Gators or the Seminoles. McCarthy said she received her medical degree from the University of Central Florida, class of 2014, allowing her to transition from registered nurse to a doctor. Nevertheless, UCF officials say they can’t find any record of any degree for her. She said she has a bachelor’s degree from Florida State, but that school could not find a degree in her name either. “I have no idea,” McCarthy said when asked Friday why her stories did not check out in official records. She said she left Florida Heart Group to work for Nielsen, the ratings service. “Yes, I am a doctor,” McCarthy… Read more »


Yes, I did work the night of Pulse.”

At the Foxx Hole, maybe.

(Any nuke that was in Orlando before 1998 knows.)


“personally removed 77 bullets from 32 victims”

I figure most of the bullets passed through the victims and were not recovered from bodies.
Dunno, wasn’t privy to autopsies. Don’t want to be. Just a guess.

Lady,(I’m being kind) needs help.

A Proud Infidel®™

She’s the type who would drive past a Rifle Range and then claim to have been shot at with “Assault Weapons”.

A Proud Infidel®™

“…Democratic candidate for a Florida House seat…”

That says it all right there to me and it’s what says that she’s more full of shit than the Kansas City and Chicago Stockyards combined along with three dozen slaughterhouses! I wonder if she has paged ‘lil Davey Hoggie-boy to help with her campaign?


Her comment: “It is really is sad that this has become such a big deal.”

TRUTH MATTERS, Ms McCarthy!! THAT is why it’s such a big deal! You lied about being a doctor. You lied about your education. You lied about your athletic prowess. You danced in the blood of the Pulse victims to promote yourself.

Oh, look! I think we found the real reason you’re running: “She also serves the Florida Democratic Party as the legislative director of the Democrats’ LGBTA Caucus.”

I double-dog dare you to show up here and attempt to explain yourself.


I second that with a triple-dog dare!

Come on, Moocow!!! Show us yer stuff!!!

The Stranger

Honestly, at this point we need a “Florida Man” category!