Mark Steffener – Phony SEAL
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Mark Edwin Steffener. Steffener lives in Seminole, Florida and is 57 years old as of May 2019.
Steffener was a Navy Seabee – and continued in the Navy Reserve after he completed almost 9 years of active duty.
It was while he was in the Navy Reserve that he was called to active duty and sent to Iraq with his Seabee unit. In a span of just a few days in late April – early May 2004, seven men from Steffner’s unit were Killed in Action.
Mark Steffener was wounded around this same time period and was awarded a Purple Heart on June 2, 2004.
His command held a ceremony for the seven men killed and Steffener spoke at the ceremony. In the writeup, he was introduced as being a SEAL.
The ceremony included the playing of the national anthem followed by an invocation by LCDR Lulrick Balzora, Chaplain of NMCB 14; Commanding Officer, CDR John Prien; Command Master Chief (SCW), Kevin Trost; Chief Construction Mechanic (SCW) Benjamin Slaughter; Construction Mechanic 1st Class (SEAL) Mark Steffner all spoke of their fallen comrades. The 21 gun salute, taps and the final good byes finalized the memorial commemorating the lives of FOURTEEN’s fallen brothers.
An official U.S. Navy photo captured Steffener as he rendered a salute to the Battlefield Cross.
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Iraq (May 15, 2004) – U.S. Navy Seabee, Construction Mechanic 1st Class Mark Steffner pays his final respects with a salute to his seven fallen shipmates at a memorial ceremony in Iraq. Naval Mobile Construction Battalion One Four (NMCB-14) lost seven members of its battalion in two separate encounters with Anti-Coalition Forces in Iraq within a 72-hour period. NMCB-14 is a Naval Reserve Seabee Battalion headquartered in Jacksonville, Fla. U.S. Navy photo by Ens. Tony Hollobaugh (RELEASED)
They spelled his name wrong – it should be ‘STEFFENER’ vs. ‘STEFFNER’ and you can see it is spelled correctly on his nametag, as well as see the Navy SEAL Trident on his uniform.
CM1 Mark Steffener – Hand Salute
Steffener went into the Army National Guard after leaving the Navy.
It was determined that Steffener was not on the BUD/S-SEAL database so his official military records were ordered through the Department of the Navy.
Steffener has an impressive military record. He was a diver and qualified in underwater construction. He was awarded a Purple Heart.
He was assigned in a support role to SEAL Team Six, but he did not go to BUD/S and did not qualify as a SEAL.
Not sure how this got by admin clerks, yeomen or personnelmen, but that U.S. Navy photo is inaccurate since Steffener is wearing an unauthorized SEAL Trident.
The U.S. Navy Office of Information (CHINFO) has been notified about the photo and we expect it to be pulled soon. https://www.navy.mil/local/chinfo/
It’s a shame, too. It is a symbolic photo and a tribute to the men that lost their lives in Iraq, but perhaps Steffener should have thought about this before stitching it on his uniform.
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL
No Memorial Day weekend would be complete without a Fake SEAL outing. Seabee Steffener earned a CAR, PH, NMCM with “V”, and the coveted NDSM. He was even a Diver Second Class and once briefly supported SEAL Team 6. Can’t believe he was never called out for wearing a Trident he didn’t earn. After his impressive Navy career Steffener turned to crime. Him and the skunk are soul mates – both of them emit a most foul and noxious odor.
This jack Ass had some of the first best nine years any Seabee would ever have and shit all over it. He went to an Amphib, some of the most desired duty for a Seabee, then NMCB and then a Tour with the first and only SEAL team six, that is a dream for all Seabees. After that dive school and UCT no easy task, he had enough right there to be on top of Seabee world. The jack ass got out and for some reason wanted to be the talk of his Reserve Battalion. You guy’s can probably find a lot of Phonies inside Reserve Seabee Battalion. The Battalion is speared all over sometimes within two or three states for one 500 plus Battalion. The reserve units have Dets some from 10 to sometimes up to 50, so if he was on a small Det, that’s how he got away with it, built their trust and went from there. What POS, HAD ONE OF THE BEST SEABEE CAREERS YOU CAN HAVE A PISSED ALL OVER IT.
The RED Flag should have been NO Seabee Combat Warfare, that’s why he never made Chief, someone should have caught that. What a POS,I know some real SEAL’s that crossed over from the Bees that would love to have a chat withy this E-6 faker.
We had a fake Seabee on here before: Kate Garneau
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=68950
The stench that Mark Steffener placed all over his service is worse than the smell of any skunk. I feel sorry for the skunk. Maybe the ASPCA can rescue the skunk. No one can save the POS Meal Team 6 supporter Mark Steffener from his upcoming Google Fame.
Embellishing Asshole! Florida….AGAIN…sigh
Perhaps he works for the Skunk works now?
From what I’ve seen, Seabees are a tight and proud group. They don’t like it when one of their own gets out of line and brings about any discredit.
We will have his ass. Bet money he belongs to what we call a Seabee Island’s and he will be exiled.
I have a question for you guys, cant we turn him into JAG, because he is still in GUARD and is retired waiting for his pension, they can at least take that.
I would think so. Still can be held accountable by the USN.
There is the question in my mind of his using the SEAL claim to advance. There is a checkbox on advancement exams where you get preference if a SEAL – or used to be if you were working in a billet outside your rate. That may have changed with the SO rate.
I don’t think it was ever on his promotion records or evals. The CPO bored would catch that. With his first nine year enlisted he was on fast track for Chief and should have made it in reserves with a CM rate. The reason he didn’t make Chief is he did not earn his SCW Warfare, they would have caught the SEAL thing, so what ever he did, he did it within the reserve command. His Dive pin alone would have gave him an up against his peers.
Chief, for what it’s worth, the US Army White Pages list Steffener as a SSG in the Army Reserve and not as Retired. He may have received his “20 Year Letter” but it appears he’s currently a drilling Reservist and not a “Gray Area Retiree.” Hope you and the Seabee community exile Steffener for perpetuity.
With that then JAG can still go after this guy right?
I’ve never known how this works. I don’t think a JAG officer or a District Attorney can take up an investigation on their own or refer one but I could be wrong.
I think NCIS or the police have to get a complaint, then investigate it, then turn over findings to the attornies.
So a DA cannot be fair about evaluating the merits of a case if they investigate it. It has to be referred to them.
Then again, I have not watched that many episodes of “JAG” on TV so maybe I’m wrong.
When I turned an active duty gent in, I went to the base investigative unit and they took it on… the equivalent of NCIS.
You can at least have Army CID investigate it. In all honesty they will probably do a joint investigation with NCIS or turn it over to them completely. Sometimes the IG will do these types of investigations as well and then his current Army command can act on it. It’s a little more difficult since he is guard now but there is a law that states he can be recalled to active duty to stand trial at a court martial (if it would even go that far). More than likely he would just be charged with unauthorized wear of an award or badge and be handed punitive actions by his current National Guard Commander. In these situations it really depends on the person, their record and the command group and how much they like the person. I’ve seen O-4s and O-5s do the same or worse and get off with a simple letter of reprimand.
If he’s in the Guard, refer him to his state’s Adjutant General, Most are 2-star GOs and have little tolerance for this kind of stuff.
MARK “NOT A SEAL” STEFFENER done FUCKED UP… and the BEES are gonna hammer the dog shit out of him for it!
It appears that he fell between the cracks and took advantage of the ambiguity.
He did some non-BUDS/non-SEAL training in Coronado and was attached with SEAL Team Six in a support role. Probably looked legit to most admin-types.
Crack – just say ‘NO.’
Probably correct to a Reserve PN, could have looked like that. Active would catch the AMPHIB part. The thing is he had all the cool shit, legit Dive pin, was on a UCT, AMPHIB, Battalion all of that so yeah that young PN3 or PN2 bought the lie and went ran with it.
In 2000, we had a real deal check into my old Battalion, was checking out the day he checked in. He was a new Ensign, went from enlisted SEAL to Supply Corps Officer, form old Seaman to Admiral program. The day he checked in the Command Master Chief wanted to meet with him and made some phone calls to find out why a SEAL was checking in as a Supply officer. The difference here was the Master Chief was a thirty year straight Active Seabee and had been there done that. Not knocking reserves but they have a hard time doing things like that, checking.
The Master Chief even mad him earn the Officer Seabee Combat Warfare pin, and told him he had to wear it on top, meaning he had a choice Trident or the jump wings, he went with Jump Wings. The day he checked out left the gold SCW device on the QD with a nice note to the CMC.
“Not knocking reserves but they have a hard time doing things like that, checking“
Must have been the turds you dealt with.
Seminole, Florida? That wonderful city is in Pinellas County. A simple search of the Pinellas County Clerk of Courts website case records shows a long history of Mark Steffener’s relationship with local law enforcement.
Just wondering how this clown could have stayed in the local reserves without his various offenses becoming an issue?
As an Army Reserve Detachment Sergeant, I can take a swag at answering “how this clown could have stayed in the local reserves without his various offenses becoming an issue”.
Looking over his record it looks like 01/25/1994 was a particularly bad day for him.
If I were his front line leader, he’d get counseled, likely have mandated anger management, and sit down with our command staff. Given it was the 1990’s and alcohol was likely involved, we’d take a look at his service record to that point and decide he was worth keeping.
From 3/97 to 1/08 its all traffic violations. Honestly, if he doesn’t tell me, I’m not going to know. And looking at those, my counseling would be “Slow the fuck down when cops are present”, largely because at this point (on paper) he’s a fine sailor.
But lets say my hinkometer is going nuts and I can tell this guy is a bad dude, even if I went to command saying “My gut says this guy is no good” they aren’t going to process him out for traffic violations. Its too much paperwork and not enough time to do it.
So he knows the guys at the BTJT Deli? Probably on an “intimate, up close and personal” level…
Why is it always Florida? I hope this pos is taken out and flogged! I hope a real SEAL finds him and beats the living dog shit out of him! Funny he is matched up with a skunk, some how seems very fitting? I do feel very sorry for the poor skunk, I don’t think he will ever forget the smell of this fucking poser! Enjoy your new found Google fame you ass Snifter!!
I say put Mark Edwin Steffener in a Pillory at a USN SEAL reunion and leave him there out of sight of witnesses, microphones and cameras.
And then, turn him over to the BEES, so they can have some “fun” with him.
Amen Brother! I hope they butt fuck him with the barbed cock of Satan!!!
I may be wrong, but Steffener may have put Florida in first position for 2019’s fake SEAL count.
Not a fan of Skunks but the little critter doesn’t deserve to be humiliated like that.
At least give him the same courtesy we afford dogs and girlfriends.
Well, we have had a “bunny fluffer”, I guess now we have a “skunk fluffer”.
Dave missed his chance, he should have blurred out the face on the poor skunk.
Pity the poor skunk. That is all.
Mustang Major commented:
“A simple search of the Pinellas County Clerk of Courts website case records shows a long history of Mark Steffener’s relationship with local law enforcement….Just wondering how this clown could have stayed in the local reserves without his various offenses becoming an issue?”
Was wondering the same thing as to how he was able to stay in the Army Reserves let alone join the Reserves based on numerous Traffic Infractions as well as being charged with Felonies and Misdemenors while living in Clearwater, Florida.
Some of the charges included Burgulary, Child Abuse, Spouse Battery, Battery to a LEO…his latest charge in 2015 involved road rage.
Charges goes back to the 1990s to present day. Looks as if he has some anger management issues. He can’t used the PTSD excuse for charges that occurred before his 2004 deployment.
If anyone is interested, here is the site to research and review his criminal records. Click “All Case Records Search”. One can also read the documents annotated in blue for each charge:
https://ccmspa.pinellascounty.org/PublicAccess/default.aspx
Courtesy of Military Phonies. Here is his 2015 Mugshot:
https://www.rapsheets.org/florida/clearwater-jail/STEFFENER_MARK/1663003
Guy definitely has some hiccups of the brain, especially with the embellishment.
PTSD excuse in 3…2…1…
Dear God, we have evidently hit the mother lode of SEAL posers.
We found the hive.
True but not funny with the Bee reference. I am laughing though.
Oh yeah, didn’t think of the Bee reference at all.
It is from “The Watch” when they refer to the meeting/congregation of aliens.
I was going to refer to him as “Stiffener” but I think that’s a construction term as well.
Florida again. better late than never that a phony Seal popped up this Friday at the TAH starting gate. I’m glad that I had that nifty genuine boss under the kitchen sink water purifier reinstalled when I moved down here in 2007. So far, no phony Seals in Palm Beach County so far and everything looks Jake.
A quick review of the records shows the following for FY19:
Fake Navy – 24
Fake Army – 18
Fake Marine – 10
Fake USAF/Navy – 1
Fake Coast Guard – 1
Not sure that’s a record to be proud of, but… well, they do constitute a nearly full platoon of jackasses, don’t they?
At least a Section of SHITHEADS at the very least!
Otherwise known as the SWIMS* Platoon.
* Solid Waste Incinerator (Mobile) Specialist
Coastie? We had a fake Coastie?
Yep. His name is Keith Ramsey and was posted up at Blog #86784, dated 07 May 19.
And because the search function isn’t working quite yet, you can cut and paste “86784” in the URL line at the top of you browser after the = sign in the line…
” https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p= (put it here)”
Also if you can’t search withint TAH, you can always Google, for example, “ This ain’t hell Keith Ramsey…
And it should pop right up.
I’m guessing that pretty much all 24 fake Navy types are rockin’ the Trident.
This guy is a real asswipe.
Child abuse, road rage and a host of other fuckery….
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Please relay to all stations
Commo Check,
((((OVER))))
API,
Did you mean to say,
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER
I copy 5 x 5
Willy
over and out!
API, I copy:
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy?
OVER!
API, D’s Cantina copies:
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Please relay to all stations
Commo Check,
((((OVER))))
Roger, copy, API. Repeating for clarity.
Did you know …
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Now, you know!
GOOD COPY Commissioner Wretched, I COPY:
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Good Copy,
((((OVER))))
I copy:
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener DID serve in the Middle East.
Mark Edwin Steffener was legitimately awarded the Purple Heart.
Mark Edwin Steffener was arrested by the Pinellas Park Police for Burglary according to records found online.
Mark Edwin Steffener attained the Pay grade of E6 in the USN.
Mark Edwin Steffener COMPLETELY and TOTALLY shit all over himself, his name and reputation by LYING about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener could have stayed completely truthful about his Military Background and still had a truckload of bragging rights.
Mark Edwin Steffener’s lies about being a USN SEAL are ten times smellier than skunk spray.
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone that SHOULD NOT be left alone around minors.
Mark Edwin Steffener LEGITIMATELY attained the title of USN Diver and shit all over it by LYING about being a USN SEAL.
Mark Edwin Steffener WAS “assigned to SEAL Team Six in a support role, but he never went to BUD/S and never earned the SEAL Trident.” (Credits to Military Phony)
Mark Edwin Steffener grins like someone who enjoys prowling highway rest areas in search of a date.
Mark Edwin Steffener should have stayed honest about his Military Career.
Mark Edwin Steffener is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and empty trash cans.
Mark Edwin Steffener is stinking Seminole Florida up worse than a million skunks on a spraying rampage.
Mark Edwin Steffener was awarded the Combat Action Ribbon according to records found.
Mark Edwin Steffener lowered himself to less than the status of a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk by lying about his service.
Mark Edwin Steffener will now be wallowing in Google®™ fame with the LIES about Mark Edwin Steffener’s Military Service being made known and Mark Edwin Steffener will now discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Please relay to all stations
Commo Check,
((((OVER))))
I hereby make an Official Motion for Mark Edwin Steffener to receive The official TAH Continent of Insults®™.
OK, we have a request for the
Continent of Insults®™The Hemisphere of Insults®™ from API, do we have a “Second”?SECOND!!!!!!!! We need an AYE! I debated being the FIRST to call for the Hemisphere of Insults and wasn’t sure if he was worth the keyboard ribbon ink.
Thanks to my Brother A Proud Infidel for being the FIRST to call down the Time on Target bring the dam damn assault!
AYE!!! DO IT!!!
Thank you gentlemen for your request and understandable enthusiasm. And so it is…probably the second or third deployment, it’s getting some experience, but the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ will not lie, cheat or steal or embellish it’s service record. Unlike SkidMark here that is about to feel the pain of his misdeeds and extremely poor choice of behaviors. Well Marky Mark, how does it feel to be famous? Huh, you wanted extra attention and now you’ve got it. Also, I can’t wait to see if this doesn’t also bounce back in your fucking face and the proper authorities are notified about your behaviors and see if there aren’t any additional repercussions from military investigators. YOU DUN FUCKED UP A-A-RON!! Annnnnddd AWAY WE GO!!! The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. Mark (Skid Mark) Edwin (No Win) Steffener (Limp noodle) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known… Read more »
face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss,… Read more »
you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.) WAS wounded in combat, DID receive a legit Purple Heart (THAT’S A FIRST!), however, has a long relationship with Law Enforcement and the courts and NOT in a good way, IS a FELON, and has been convicted of Burglary, Child Abuse, Spouse Battery, Battery to a LEO, so he’s a total shitbag and worthless fuckstain, , did have about 9 years of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of… Read more »
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/77 wept.
AYUH!
HALLELUJAH!!!!
Amen, Hallelujah, and pass the damn Kleenex!
As long as we’re striving for accuracy, the description of the ceremony from the Seabee website make a common error referring to a 21 Gun Salute.
One of the customs rendered for a deceased veteran is a Rifle Volley, not a 21 Gun Salute. The 2 customs are often confused and misidentified, even among veterans, but are distinctly different traditions with different origins and meanings.
The 21 Gun Salute is this nation’s highest protocol gun salute and the only individuals it is rendered to are Presidents, heads of state and reigning royalty.
Specifically, 21 guns (cannons firing blank charges 21 times) are fired in salute only as a formal greeting or farewell to a sovereign or chief of state of a foreign nation, a member of a reigning royal family, and the President, ex-President, and President-elect of the United States.
It is also fired at noon of the day of the funeral of a President, ex-President, or President-elect.
Lesser gun salutes are rendered as a formal greeting to military and civilian leaders of this and other nations. The number of guns is based on their protocol rank.
On the other hand, anyone who is entitled to a military funeral (generally anyone who dies on active duty, honorably discharged veterans and military retirees) are entitled to 3 Rifle Volleys (rifles firing blanks into the air in 3 separate volleys). This is actually not a gun salute, but a funereal custom. They are referred to as Rifle Volleys.
This from the Arlington National Cemetery Website:
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/customs.htm
Practice of firing 3 rifle volleys ofer the grave:
“The fact that the firing party consists of seven riflemen, firing three volleys does not constitute a 21-gun salute.”
The 3 volleys come from an old battlefield custom of a bygone era. The two warring sides would cease hostilities to clear their dead from the battlefield, and the sound of 3 volleys firing signaled that the dead had been properly cared for and the side was ready to resume the battle.
Good point. Nice background. Thanks for this info.
Ditto
Thank you for clarifying that. I get so exhausted trying to explain the difference between a “3rd volley” and a “21 gun salute” to people. When I pulled funeral details on I&I for pure man power issues, we had details of 3-5-7 shooters sometimes.
Of course, I always get the smart ass,”Well, you got 7 shooters. They shoot 3 shots. Thats a 21 gun salute, right?”
No dickhead. If you knew how shitty and unreliable blanks were….we have seven shooters to be lucky enough to get 3 volleys off.
Way to take an excellent record of service and dump all over it. Compare Steffener to the CWO 3 in the post above, and understand why Mason and I do the work for Valor Friday.
(Mason deserves the credit; I just add some graphics and post his work)
No, you should have used Marvin G Shield a CM3 (Seabee) in NAM who earned the MOH for getting wounded three times and then lost his life after saving the Base. This was the First KIA for Navy in NAM and first MOH for the Navy and Seabees.
This jack ass doesn’t even deserve the title Seabee, Diver and Rate as a CM.
“you should have used Marvin G Shield”
Didn’t know there was only a single Seabee MoH recipient. His will make a great article. I’ve added him to the list.
Mark Edwin Steffener fucketh himself into unwanted Google®™ fame.
Holy shit. LEGIT SeaBee. LEGIT Purple Heart. LEGIT NavyComm WITH A V! And its STILL NOT ENOUGH!
I just can’t with these guys.
Yeah. KiNdA rEmInDs Me Of SoMeBoDy We AlL “kNoW aNd LoVe”.
He did the Fake SEAL shit before the real Valor shit, so makes you wonder.