Kate Garneau is not in the Navy
Someone sent us their work on this young lady, Kate Garneau who is claiming to be an active duty sailor in the US Navy;
I think she’s claiming to be SeaBee;
But the Navy says that it’s not true;
She spent two months and five days on active duty last year and then they put her back on the street.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
It’s two week wannabe-be day
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how many free meals they got on Veterans Day
Shuffled her right off the quarter deck? Well, thank goodness the Navy does exhibit some common sense!
Just long enough to not complete Basic training and get admin discharged out.
Sounds legit.
I’d be pissed if I went almost all the w3ay to the end (Say maybe she made it 6 weeks) and then they take 2 1/2 weeks to paperwork my ass out.
I’d have been embarrassed.
When I was in Engineer OSUT we had one that got booted one week before graduation and our DS’s told us of one in the cycle before us that there was one booted just three days before graduation.
Oh yea, I saw the same thing happen at Leonard Wood in 81.
Guy got his discharge the week we were preparing for graduation.
He was constantly screwing up to that point so he could get discharged, he didn’t realize that it would take so long. Play stupid games…
Good ‘ol “Fort Lost-in-the-woods”… I graduated from A/35th as a 12C.
E/2/4, 62B. Did the Engineer thing for seven years until I got smart and became AG.
The office was a hell of a lot warmer than the motorpool in Germany.
I would call her a pant load but she did not stick around long enough to rate.
I have a level for you to pull cupcake.
The Stupid; IT BURNS!!!!!!!
*facepalm*
Another wannabe today?
Kate Garneau are you trying to pick up dudes or something? Or just unable to face your failures?
Wow. It’s not like becoming a Seabee is really shooting for the moon here. She must be a really screwed up. Most fakes are super high speed, nuclear SEAL test pilots, or something. Not that I’m cutting on Seabees, but I expect that most people who want to be one that bad get to actually be one.
No we Seabee’s do not shoot for the moon, We just move it.
We had a SEAL assigned to the 610 for a bit back in the 70s. This guy was an E2 but he had more chest candy than the entire engineering department combined so I’m thinking there was more to his E2ness than meets the eye…
Being that this was a nuke boat and he was a real SEAL I felt it important to point out that I, for one, have seen a real life nuclear SEAL.
It’s way easier to destroy than it is to create, that’s why most people want to be a Seal and not a Seabee.
We have the harder job 🙂
Her getting bulldozed by Johns made her a cee be.
She had a Navy Veteran post on her wall… when the link to this article went up in the comments section, she scrubbed it, but left her EO claim up in her job history.
Aaaaand she’s locked her Facebook page down to prevent comments
When do we see the sock puppets?
My guess is never. So long as no one saw the original post she quickly took down, she’ll figure that locking her profile up means no one will contact her or see this page.
Ha! You lose, deckie!
See “Nikita Puskac says: November 15, 2016 at 12:18 pm”
We have the “I know ___ personally…” line already.
Damn it!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They always leave their friends list public and I have a lot of free time.
“Hey, you’re friends with this girl so I thought I’d fill ya in. She claims to be in the Navy and seeks accolades as a “Vet” but washed outta Basic Training. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=68950“
YOU, You’re good…you….you’re good….
Not saying anything but out of 927 I’ve already counted dozens of folks that are National Guard past, President and Active Navy and Army “Friends” of hers that might be mighty pissed she’s embellishing.
Yep, she sure does have some interesting FB friends.
Especially Cletus Cousinfukker, Jr. who works at “Disability”.
I’m surprised he’s not claiming to be a SEAL Sniper, although I doubt if it’s a real person.
But then again, he may be real. So if you do Facebook, check him out. He’s a riot.
I see from that Facebook capture that this fugazi Seabee is ‘in a relationship’.
Okay, which poser is this chick hooking up with? Birds of a feather, right?
ID SARC?
Oh, I think we know IDC SARC’s answer to the standard question in this case. (smile)
Have to admit that she is cuter than most of our prior honorees.
I’d hit it!
Do tell. (smile)
Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!
[In my best Gomer Pyle voice]
My day is complete. Thanks!
Nah, IDC SARC is fine with putting the wood to ugly chicks, but even he knows and follows the maxim, “Never stick your dick in crazy.”
Unless you are TDY.
She says she’s in the Navy.
I’m thinking it’s more accurate to say that the Navy has been in her.
To be fair, she says she is an “Equipment Operator at U.S. Navy”. Maybe they hired her post-discharge as a secretary and the equipment she operates is a word processor or a coffee machine.
Oh I’m CERTAIN she “Works Equipment” if you know what I mean.
I’m quite sure that she’s good at operating a stapler, wastebasket and coffee machine, in addition to opening and closing file cabinet drawers and running a broom.
You have to pad your resume if you want to get a real job in the real world.
My guess is she failed her boot camp drug screening, and does want to tell Mom & Dad she got the boot from boot…get it! The boot from boot…I kill myself sometimes.
That or she was eagerly bunk-hopping.
Couldn’t keep her legs together?
Or went sad panda.
IDC SARC needs to give her a disciplining.
Pretty girl.
And pretty stupid.
Looks like another “court martial discharge”.
Maybe she “see a bee” when she was 5… but she’s not a Seabee.
She needs a good little spanking, IDC SARC-style.
I bet if you squeeze her, she makes a queef. 😀
Phonies gonna be phonies.
Either the coffee or the sleep deprivation is kicking in, but I just realized that we have our poster girl for “Pretty Stupid” right here.
Really, a Seabee?
Did she not get the memes they are older fat guys with mustashes? ?
I know her personally.
She got injured in boot and medically separated. She made it to near the end of boot.
Well if you know her personally, tell her to get in there and update her FB page.
She was separated just this past June and five months is more than enough time to do a few simple keystrokes and stop lying to the world.
Oh, wait, she’s been “too busy” in her new relationship to get that done.
Clue her in. She’s not helping herself by continuing the lie of still being on active duty.
WTF happened that she got hurt in boot? Marine or Army boot, maybe, but Navy boot?
She have to stand in the chow line too long one day?
And medically separated is also Administrative3ly separated but not medically retired. ??
Someone clue me in on this. Basic for me was 32 years ago.
We had 2 guys that were both. one medically retired snapped his leg testing for the PJ AFSC during basic and then one nutjob we had to guard till his ass went and got on a bis for home.
Is it not an option in boot to let it heal and continue on?
I cannot see any of the guys and gals I know in the various branches letting something like a broken leg keep them from serving. (I have former Scouts or Venturers who’ve served in every single branch, BTW.)
It depends on the injury, and also the recruits medical history. Something that would be deemed to be chronic (bad hips, knees, back, ankles)generally mean its not worth keeping someone around. All much the better if they can tie it to a pre-existing condition that existed prior to enlistment. That means the VA doesn’t have to dish out bennies.
Thanks, Old Dog. I can see that. I would expect most chronic stuff to be screened out by the physicals, but I guess some stuff doesn’t show up until the stresses of boot.
If a Ranger can return to active after having one leg blown off… but not everyone can do that.
a) “Injured” how?
b) How did it require separation – or did she just want out?
c) Explain the “SeaBees” claim.
d) Explain the “Equipment Operator” claim.
Pardon my cynicism, but the false claims with the early discharge points toward a less-than-stellar individual.
Fell out of the rack, no doubt. That two feet to the deck must have been dreadfully traumatic.
Possible… but whose rack, and how often?
We’ve had people who went to basic with her and say that’s not correct. See the facebook comments above.
Wow! A female poser. Scarcer than hen’s teeth.
And there goes the profile… poof!!!! Gone.
Internet is FOREVER BIATCHES!!!
Well Kate Garneau will learn that posing is not cool and that Kate Garneau never got out of boot and Kate Garneau should not be claiming to be a SeaBee because Kate Garneau real SeaBees are BADASSES. Is movie is not too far off the mark of getting out there and busting your ass in desolate areas under austere conditions, WHICH you never did.
So Kate Garneau , here is some GOOGLE LOVE Kate Garneau
Same thing with my USAF Beloved Red Horse and Prime Beef guys and gals. They actually do stuff build stuff make stuff and make shit happen. Kate Garneau
ChipNASA….good to read you again. Thanks for reminding us how we make people Internet Famous when they try to exert control over their F B page.
Kate Garneau is full of shit
Kate Garneau is delusional
Kate Garneau is an Internet famous liar
Kate Garneau has a happy smile, but I’d like to see her tits.
Kate Garneau is NOT Billy Joel’s “Davy in the Navy and probably will be for life”
Kate Garneau begs to be a lifer
Kate Garneau is the T A H Queen for a day.
Kate Garneau, can I taste your gravy?
Kate Garneau, erase this and prove you are a Navy Magician
Kate Garneau, how’d you become so popular on the Internet when you are so F B unremarkable?
Goddamn you JARHEAD
Kate Garneau has a happy smile, but I’d like to see her tits.
Kate Garneau, can I taste your gravy?
Profile is back up!!
Is it scrubbed? Is Kate Garneau trying to correct her mistakes?
The SeaBees reference isn’t there but she still calls herself a Veteran and EO in the Navy.
http://imgur.com/cWzd7wW
Oh, crap. She just does not get it, does she?
If you’re booted out of boot before graduation, does that make you a vet? I don’t think so.
I was hoping she’d fix it fast and just plead young-and-dumb.
(I had to do that a lot, now I have to plead old-and-dumb instead.)
Aw, love me some labs. Had a chocolate lab. 100 lbs., solid as a rock until cancer got her. I miss Raisin.
She’s blocked you profile is still there.
Dear Kate Garneau, you’re busted!
Kate Garneau is not in the U.S. Navy.
Kate Garneau is not a SeaBee.
Kate Garneau got discharged before completing boot camp (in the Navy, no less!)
Kate Garneau can run, but Kate Garneau cannot hide from reality.
Anyone know if she’s still hanging around Great Lakes? That restaurant over on the highway always has an opening for waitresses and table bussers.
She might be able to find work at the McDonalds on Base. I think it’s on John Paul Jones Street.
I was there when it opened. January 1985. Blizzard that weekend. Pipes froze in the galley and turned the entire place into an ice rink.
I was thinking of the breakfast place in Waukegan back around 1985.
Omelets and hash browns that they had to put on a steak platter, 4 slices of toast, coffee, all for about $4.
Might still be around. Do you remember the name of that place?
I use to hit up EMily’s Pancake house when I was stationed there… pretty good stuff and popular with the new RTC grads every weekend.
I wish I did.
Peacock Family Restaurant, maybe?
They should make all these Phonies join the branch of service they are pretending to part of and force them to serve without the chance of being discharged till the service term is completed. So they can’t just wash out.
Wafflesucker?
HOLY SHIT!!! The Butthurt is real with this one. 900 something messages sent out today to her friends and the enablers/apologists are coming out of the wood work in my message box.
Isn’t it odd how hard these petulant pissants work to avoid actually, you know, working?
https://twitter.com/KaySanborn97/media
https://www.instagram.com/kaywoodchuck/
No Seabee claims that I noticed, but there are pictures of her in “Navy PT gear” on her instagram feed so she must be legit. Right!?!
We had a guy in AF Basic Training that had been sent back so much, we called him Henry the VIII.