Friday Feel Good Stories
Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself
By Pete O’Cain
CASHMERE — A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.
Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.
But wait there’s more!
As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.
Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.
Not done yet.
Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.
Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.
During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
Does he have them stacked up in there like a tube magazine for a pump action shotgun?
He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, but his legal troubles would continue.
From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.
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Read the rest of this sad story here: The Wenatchee World
Hat tip to Berliner for the link.
Man shot by Utah homeowner in self-defense faces multiple charges
By Pat Reavy
SALT LAKE CITY — A man who police say was shot by a Hurricane homeowner in self-defense after he threatened to kill the homeowner and another man is due back in court on Thursday.Raul Rivera, 43, of Dickinson, North Dakota, was charged April 30 in Washington County’s 5th District Court with two counts of aggravated assault, a third-degree felony; threat of violence, a class A misdemeanor; drug possession and possession of drug paraphernalia, class B misdemeanors.
On April 27, two men arrived at a home in Hurricane to find Rivera in the driveway. Rivera threatened to shoot the two men and began to reach for something in his vehicle, according to charging documents. Fearing they were about to be shot, one of the men reached into his pants and took out his own weapon and shot Rivera, police say.
“Raul fell to the ground next to the driver side door of his vehicle. A black handled screwdriver was found laying on the ground next to where Raul was,” the charges state.
As detectives investigated the case, they learned that in the beginning of April, “Raul made threatening voice calls from the jail stating that he would get his ‘people’ to come up to Hurricane and kill them. It was also found that there were text messages sent to the (gunman’s) wife or daughter that are threatening in nature of bodily harm as well,” according to a search warrant affidavit.
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There’s more of the story here: Desert News
Lexington homeowner shoots at suspect
by Staff
LEXINGTON, Ky. (WDKY) – Police are investigating an early morning shooting in Lexington.
It happened around 4:30 a.m. Wednesday on Chelsea Woods Court, off of Old Todds Road.
Police say a man showed up to a home and started banging on the front door.
The homeowner came out and started arguing with the suspect.
That’s when police say the homeowner fired several shots at the man in self-defense.
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Read the rest of the article here: WKYT
The tally for today, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, stands at zero morts, two hospitalized and waiting on a ride, and one in the wind. Not too shabby, and wind boi will be tracked down soon enough.
The Brady Bill’s only effect will be to desensitize the public to regulation of weapons in preparation for their ultimate confiscation. — Charles Krauthammer, The Washington Post, April 5, 1996 I’m a big fan, and miss him. Fair winds and following seas, Mr. Krauthammer
Nice pup, ma’am.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Laughed my ass off over the Wilson cat from Berliner’s post last night. Was this tool taking a page from Boston Corbett’s book on self castration. (BC was the one credited with killing John Wilkes Booth in the burning barn. He neutered himself with a knife to rid himself of “lustful thoughts and ensure that he couldn’t reproduce anymore like him) I’m sure that Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Mr. “Tiny” will slide a few rounds up his magazine.
Raul screwed up by taking a screw driver to a gun fight. He needs to tighten up.
Lexington; Do not shoot several shots at the suspect; shoot several shots INTO the suspect.
Nice little baby hand cannon there. Or as I like to say…concealable Artillery.
“Nice pup, Ma’am” Yep, I’d be her little lap dawg.
I have one like the pic, and it’s a bit of a handful when shooting 3″.410 Mag rounds. Other rounds are quite manageable, and the beauty of the thing is one can swap barrels with the turn of a hex nut.
I’d use this only because it’s more concealable than my Judge.
Ever seen what some PDX-1 loads do to a target? I feel sorry for the stupid fucker that breaks into my property.
Wenatchee Wilson shot his wiener
While riding a bag of weed
The bag got hit and smells like shit
And now he can’t make any seed.
26Limabeans wins the thread with his “Wenatchee Wilson” limerick.
Congrats, and pick any trophy from the second shelf.
*grin*
I’ll take the GI Joe doll with the Hawaiien Lei and coconut bra.
For a friend.
Wilson’s story sounds like a Billy Mays commercial, “But wait, there’s more!”
What a weapons grade dumbass!
How the hell did that first guy make it to adulthood?
Cameron Wilson is anally retentive and enjoys full body cavity searches. Bubba and his cellblock buddies will oblige Wilson and keep him occupied for years to come.
The Whiz Wheel®™ spins and the resident Supply Daddy provides:
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson (SIBLDAM*) 43 x 6 = 258
*Self Inflicted Bernathian Level Dumb Ass Move
NSN for Implant, Prothesis, Testicular, Size: Extra-Small, Qty Required: 2 Each, is 6515-01-267-0909**
** This NSN was created on 04 Nov 87, but cancelled on 01 May 10 with no known replacement. It was discovered that no known active duty servicemember would ever need a size Extra-Small Neuticle.
13 time civilian convicted felons, Yes. Active duty GI’s, NO!!/smile
At least Cameron can’t reproduce (anymore).
A discharge without sex. Awopp bobbaluba awopp bam boom.
That’ll put lead in your pencil.
Whamma lamma ding dong.
Clearly, he’s not doing it right.
*grin*
You out gunned me on that one 26Lima. If we had Rhamma instead of Whamma, we could make a song out of it (Edsels) but in this case, Whamma fits real good.
I have the same color leather belt that the young Lady is wearing. Goes great with my khaki pants, brown shoes and one of my J. Peterman retro 1953 pattern checkered shirts I put on when we go out dancing. My sister says that a pocket protector should go with the shirt. I left the one I had when I moved down to Florida. Even had a small pocket slide rule that went by by in the early 70’S when the pocket electronic calculators came out.
Does he have them stacked up in there like a tube magazine for a pump action shotgun?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/police-find-equivalent-of-1428-bags-of-heroin-inside-mans-body
That was no doubt an uncomfortable ride. When I was working in VT, the common line was that having NY or MA plates on Route 4 or 7 was probable cause. Damned if they weren’t right.