Navy Officer Faces Court-Martial for Masturbating at Desk

| May 10, 2019

Lieutenant Commander Robert J. Cleary is accused of masturbating at his desk while on duty. (AVNphotolab)

A Navy Lieutenant Commander is accused of masturbating at his desk while on duty. He was also allegedly looking at child pornography. For those in the non-maritime services, a Navy Lieutenant Commander is equivalent in rank to an Army major.

From the Navy Times:

Prosecutors accuse Cleary of attempting to possess, receive and view child pornography on his work computer from about May 2016 to April 2017.

During that time, Cleary masturbated at his desk on several occasions, “which conduct was unbecoming an officer and gentleman,” his charge sheet allege.

Military prosecutors also charged Cleary with posting “a handwritten note containing child erotica search terms” at his cubicle desk in July 2017,

In addition to searching for child pornography, he is reported to have had pornography material on his laptop. He apparently brought his laptop into his work area. You can read more here.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Navy

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5th/77th FA

What an effing idiot. Guess he figured if people were getting away with desertion (bergadhl) (sp?), espionage (manning), treason (clinton et al), he could get away with simple monkey spanking while looking at/possessing kiddie pr0n on company time with company equipment.

Have fun in Leavenworth…Bitch!

Mason

Wait. We’re not supposed to do jerk it at work? I knew that. Of course I knew that. Which is why I would never do such a thing.

The child porn means he deserves a special place in hell being repeatedly ass raped with hot irons while his fingernails are ripped off.

26Limabeans

“He apparently brought his laptop into his work area”

Literally.

Ncat

Hah! I was slow on the ironic uptake there. One could also say he brought his “play area” into his work area.

cc senor

“You can read more here.”

No, no, that’s quite enough, thank you. Mason summed it up pretty well for me.

RGR 4-78

THAT’S A FACT JACKoff!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

THAT’S A FACT JACKoff

/GROAN

Hondo

So long as he cleaned up after himself and did so in private (e.g., with the door closed), I couldn’t really care less about him wanking his crank.

Knowingly viewing child pr0n? Very different story. If true, the “man” desperately needs a few years hard time.

NHSparky

And he’ll get it. Navy publishes the results of CM by region on a monthly basis.

They take a rather dim view of activities such as his and the sentences tend to be, to put it mildly, draconian.

Ex-PH2

Oh, just boil him in oil and have done with. Or better yet, bust him down to E-1 and put him on permanent bilge cleaner duty.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 A Gang Snipe

Ex-PH2;

If they boil him in oil, they have to do it “OILY” in the morning/Grin

ChipNASA

Hahahaha.

So many uses for this over the years.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I don’t know but when I was at the great Lakes boot camp, in 1963, the 12 General order of the Sentry was “To walk my beat, beat my meat and take no shit from the Service week”.

charles w

This guy can never borrow my stapler.

T1B

“Tough break for Hand Job…he was all set to get out on a Section 8.”

HMC Ret

I wonder who gets his desk now that he has been given new surroundings?

The kiddie porn charge should get him decades in prison with the worst of the worst. Rot, perv.

3/10/MED/b

“Meteorology and Oceanography officer.”

Guess he had his wind sock operating okay…

Glad the site is back.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

….an orificer and a genitalman