Frank “Donkey Dick” Harwell – Phony Navy SEAL
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on “Frank Justin Harwell” who lives in Odessa, TX but claims he lives in Coronado, CA. Frank has used the nickname “Frankie” as well as “Donkey Dick Donaldson.”
Frank is a bit of a Looney Tuney so he was given a pass several times. However, he insists on using both the late Chris Kyle and former Secretary of the Interior and former SEAL Ryan Zinke as his profile photos.
Frank seems a little bit out there, claiming Navy Commander and SEAL Team 3…
As well as stating his ambition to become a “Marine SEAL”…
Here he claims he was in Iran…
So after a SEAL at Military Phony confirmed that Frank Harwell was never a SEAL according to the BUD/S database, Frank’s official military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
So, Frank spent two years on active duty in the Army. It was during the Vietnam War but he was stateside. He was an Army Medic.
Frank Harwell has no Navy records that support his claim of being a Navy SEAL.
Perhaps we should have given him a pass, but the use of the images of real SEALs prompted us to at least call attention to his behavior.
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL
He was in Shiraz, Iran? That’s funny. I was in Shiraz, Iran and I didn’t see him there.
I was in Shizzint. Didn’t see him there either.
Maybe he was much further down the road in shithouze. lmao!
So you simply flop the Donkey Dick moniker out there and don’t address it? Fake News. /smile
I agree. Completely made-up fake news/Book of the Face page./smile
The only thing real about all of it is that the FSN for a Donkey Dick (Spout, Fuel Can, Flexible, 1-Inch) is 7240-177-6154.
Geeze …. I forgot about that!
Wouldn’t that imply that the NSN is 7240-00-177-6154? (smile)
Well he’s definitely an ass, and I’m of two minds when it comes to half-crazy fucks like this…on the one hand I understand not wanting to pound him. On the other, I know and have hired several people with mental handicaps and every one of them understand what is right and what is wrong….so being a crazy ass liar means he might be crazy and still be a shitbag.
Perhaps his nickname should be Dick Head instead of that other nonsense.
I’m guessing that his seekrit skwirrl code name was “Richard Cranium”
In Mexico he was known as Ricardo Cabesa
This guy might have a problem with that.
https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Biographies/Display/Article/106820/brigadier-general-richard-g-head/
(smile)
The best part about this….at some point in his career, he was a Major.
HAHA!
Love ya and your work Brother Dave, but NO pass for this Looney Tuned (?) POS. If you make the claim, then you enjoy the fame. Google that is, suck it up, Buttercup.
A Looney Tuned lying embellishing POS is still a lying embellishing POS, and you, Donkey Dick sucking Frankie J. Harwell just had to take a big sh^t on what could have otherwise been honorable service. Even nut cases have to be called out, if not in this lifetime, then in the next. Repent before it is too late, POS.
Oh, and BTW, hope someone rescues the puppy dogs. He has no business being around them! Asshole!
I love it when the dog’s faces are blurred out.
Man, this guy is out there. More disgracing of the coveted, always earned and never given, National Defense Service Medal.
How does he not live in Florida?
Not all the crazy lives in Florida. We have a peanut butter to jelly ratio we like to follow, and a relocation program to share the crazy with other states. People were catching on so we have like a ‘rent share’ but ‘crazy share’ with our partner states. Thank you for your consideration. 😉
I live in Florida and that’s why I have a nifty genuine boss super duper water purifier under the kitchen sink. I here a lot of commentators say that it is the Florida water that makes a lot of Vets/non Vets embelleshers or just phonies who never served.
I hate it when someone pimps out a Harley to make it look like a Honda Goldthing.
And why the sad face outside the dealer?
Did they laugh at you when you claimed to be a SEAL?
So, the 2012 photo of him next to the Hummer, that “seems” legit. Do we think Dickless here smooth talked his way into a contractor job either in Iraq or Afghanistan?
Dunno … could be someplace near White Sands … or any US desert area; not a lot of terrain to judge.
Nice creases in his slacks! Looks like he just got off the bus. No dirt, no dust …. no sweat stains.
Does anybody recognize the patch on his cap?
Looks like a Harley patch to me.
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Now that I think about it, that structure behind him might be a aircraft shelter. Granted it’s been about 14 years since I passed through Balad air base in Iraq. Or maybe it’s a munitions bunker?
Looking at those dates of service I just gotta ask. No RVN service? What’s up with that Mr. HALO hero? You could have been a real hero instead of the poser you chose to be instead.
As I recall, ’67 was when they ramped up sending folks to Viet of the Nam. Not sure how many medics got levied from 2AD then but I remember putting in a 1049 about once a week in ’69 while at Hood trying to go back and it still took 9 months. His number may have never come up until he got to where he didn’t have enough time to complete a tour. It was easier to grab someone fresh out of AIT.
“he didn’t have enough time to complete a tour”
He could have reuped for Nam and been a real hero unlike the fake hero he became. Could have got shot or all sploded up too. That happens to real heros. His kind…..not so much.
He was a draftee doing his time and, yeah, he could have gone any number of ways but we were probably better off without him. Not all of my friends went and everyone that went wasn’t necessarily my friend. So maybe now he realizes better men than him went. Who cares? He’s a clown now and we can either laugh at him or ignore him but I doubt we can shame him. Just my two cents
Frank “Donkey Dick” Harwell has never been a Navy SEAL… but I’ll bet that he’s into fellitating pinnapeds and Equus africanus asinus
Good thing that someone pixalated out the faces of those poor dogs that posed with him… saved them the trauma of being called out by the cats that run the Interwebs.
Nuttier than squirrel shit.
If one CLAIMS to have a donkey dick, one does not usually in fact POSSESS a donkey dick.
Is this person the first phony Seal for the end of the week. Talk about weeks-Seven days in a Jeep makes one weak.
That FB page is worse than seeing Rosie O’Donnell nekkid.
That…is a bold statement my friend.
He needn’t call himself a “STUD” … it was understood with “Donkey Dick.”
Wonder if knows this guy:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=60118