Couple Pretends to be Law Enforcement in Attempt to get Friend out of Jail
Brandon Reyes and Francine Olson pretended to be law enforcement in an attempt to get George Chanza out of Jail. (DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office)
A couple came up with a plan to try to get their friend out of jail. The plan called for them to go to the jail where he was located at, then claim to be new detectives. They would use those credentials to get their friend out of jail.
Just talk to the folks at the jail, let them know who you are, and they’ll let you waltz right in, get your buddy, then waltz right back out. Sound like a good plan? The fact that you’re reading it here shows that their plan didn’t work.
From Miami Herald:
DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office’s Facebook
False Personation of a Law Enforcement Officer Arrest
Two DeSoto County residents Francine Olson and Brandon Reyes were arrested last night for impersonating a law enforcement officer. The two, after telling DCSO dispatchers they were new detectives, attempted to gain access to DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office vehicles and were using the jail entrance intercom to communicate with staff. This was in an attempt to get “their partner” George Chanza out of jail. Chanza was recently arrested on an outstanding warrant on 4/26/2019.
The two have since been reunited with their partner and are now facing third degree felony charges for False Personation of a Law Enforcement Officer.
It makes one wonder what was going on in their minds, and why they thought this would work. Could alcohol and/or drugs been involved? Or, did they honestly have thought that they could get away with this?
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Superior effort.
o Promote ahead of peers.
Ok, so that was funny!
It’s one of these brilliant plans…
“Dude, I saw this work in a movie (bong hit)*cough*cough*…these guys had fake badges (bong hit) *cough*cough*…said they were detectives…it will totally work. What could go wrong?”
Bwaaahahahahahahahaha gasp hahahahahahaha!!!!
Guess they needed those stinkin’ badges after all.
…Well, it always works in the movies… 😉
Is her nose on crooked?
Like the song says, “Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people….”
They watched too many “Hogan’s Heroes” episodes on Me TV…
“I know nothing, I see nothing. Nothing! Nothing!”
Schultz was hilarious, and so were the rest of them.
Allow me to correct that: “I know nussing, I see nussing! Nussing! Nussing!”
Just remember that half the people you meet are below average. And some are way below average, way way below!
These two were 3 standard deviations below the norm.
I’ll leave you to do the math involved. Hint: it’s not flattering for them.
“No matter what you try, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, stupid is forever.” – Ron White
What a pair of 24K BRAINIACS!!!
This will go down in the “Florida Man” hall of fame!
Felony for impersonation. I like it. It’s only a misdemeanor here.
As that great philosopher Vanilla Ice once said “Anything less than the best is a felony.” 😉
I’m sure they’ll be getting laughed at for years with LEO’s saying “NO SHIT, this actually happened…” before telling others!
Made it real easy for the arrest and transport by entering the jail itself.
Book Em Danno, Stupid 1
They can order lox at breakfast, eat it and just walk out.
These two clowns have a career ahead of them running security operations at All-Points Logistics.
I can only imagine the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress has reached out to their probation officer for permission….
These two were 3 standard deviations below the norm.
I’ll leave you to do the math involved. Hint: it’s not flattering for them.
Yeah.
Their distribution is waaayyyyyy left of center.
What a couple of dumb fucks. Obviously, they are so stupid they think real cops are just as stupid. Well, so much for magnum brain power. Seriously, though, how in the world can two people be so stupid as to even imagine their little charade would be at all successful. Do they shoot stupid bad guys? Hmmm.