Venezuela: Latest News

| May 1, 2019

If Maduro had a daughter.

Unless you’re hibernating, you are probably aware that there is new turmoil in Venezuela. Juan Guaido has been joined by members of Venezuela’s military, and a member of their Secret Police has written a letter stating that he will no longer support Maduro. The letter was confirmed by an ‘unidentified senior US official’ as genuine.

Here’s a link to the Associated Press article thismorning regarding what is going on in Venezuela: https://www.apnews.com/0153cace08c84c8fbf34f9c6a7bdd4dd

AP Video  of Guaido and senior Venezuelan Army officer statements:

Hold on: there’s more. John Bolton has a statement as well. (AP video)

I mentioned the Monroe Doctrine a few days ago. Both Russia and China have people meddling in South American countries.  Argentina’s once-thriving economy is slowly imploding, and Brazil’s is following that same path unless it’s current government can correct the slide. Interference by China and Russia won’t bolster the economies of any country but their own. We don’t need to send troops down there.

Stock up on popcorn, ice cream and snacks, and buckle your seat belt. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Category: Foreign Policy, Protests/Rallies

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The Other Whitey

Ojos-Locos embraces the violent oppression of people who don’t want to be proles for the Great World Socialist Revolution. She assumes the tank crews will be on her side. Idiot that she is, she’s obviously never heard of this place called Romania or this dude named Ceaucescu.

26Limabeans

“this dude named Ceaucescu”

And his lovely wife Elena.

Slow Joe

Romania?
Isn’t that a city in Italy?

Cameron Kingsley

No. It’s the capital of Uranus.

Slow Joe

Uranus has a capital?
I can’t believe there are people living in Uranus.
Must be a bigger place than I thought.

Thunderstixx

They discovered oil on Uranus…
*rimshot*

Slow Joe

Experts are saying Uranus is hotter than previously believed.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I still remember hearing about Ceaucescu and his wife being executed on Christmas Day, it came over the radio “It’s Christmas and the anti-Christ is dead according to a statement from Romanian news media…”. Ceaucescu, his wife and his chosen elite lived like Royalty while most of the population of Romania lived in poverty, now here we have Maduro and his cronies in the lap of luxury while people are eating garbage to survive, here’s hoping Maduro and his inner circle end up like the Ceaucescus!

GDContractor

Nikolai was the greatest hunter the world has ever seen and Elena was the world’s best chemist. People got jealous, and killed them. That is why we need to ban guns.

26Limabeans

Elena’s last words were “You fucking assholes”
Nicolae exclaimed “You cannot do this, I am the President”

or so I have read. I wasn’t there.

Blam……….Blam

rgr769

They received due process. The general who ordered them shot gave them a fifteen minute trial at the presidential palace right after they were captured following the firefight with their security detail.

AW1Ed

Like ol’ Che was supposed to have said as he was getting tied to the pole, “You can’t do this- I’m Che Guevara!”

The Bolivian soldiers disagreed.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Tough shit for Che on that day!!

docduracoat

I remember the Romanians protesting and asking for “heat, bread and light”.
That was pretty pathetic that the communist government could not provide something so basic.

A Proud Infidel®™️

The Venezuelan Government first went after the Civilian possession of firearms and it’s ended up like this, further proof of why the Second Amendment is such a valuable part of our Constitution!

5th/77th FA

^THIS^^WORD^^TESTIFY^^PREACH ON^… the choir is listening raptly. AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

And now we will turn in the Good Book to….

You know the Chapter….You know the Verse!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Thankyuhverymuch!!

SFC D

Revelations 19:11

“And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.”

Anonymous

Why Democrats want to get rid of it.

NHSparky

If in fact he said this and it’s on tape, play it nonstop from the day he pulls the Democrat nomination to the general election.

Mike Kozlowski

…It gets better: the FAA sent out a NOTAM this morning directing US air carriers to get their birds out of Venezuela within 48 hours via ‘the most expeditious route possible’. And while they’re at it, stay above FL260. Keep an eye on this one, guys.

rgr769

Yeah, 26K feet AGL will likely keep those aircraft well out of range of any ordinance expended from the ground.

26Limabeans

If you look at flightradar24.com
there are zero aircraft over Venezuela.

https://www.flightradar24.com/1.9,-65.83/5

Or at least no one dares to turn on their transponder.

NHSparky
Mason

Embargo of Cuba? Say it ain’t so. What about Obama’s legacy? HIS LEGACY!

SFC D

I regard Obama’s legacy at roughly the same level as I do skidmarked underwear.

Mason

Hey now, you can clean up dirty underwear and make them useful again.

OWB

Yet, somehow, the local news was reporting this morning that Maduro was winning…

Mason

The newsies also are parroting the line of the brutal dictator (who was lawfully ousted by his own duly elected assembly) that this is a coup.

AW1Ed

Which of course it isn’t. A coup is an attack against the legally recognized government, with the intent to oust it and take over. Maduro faked the last election, so he has no legitimacy. This is civil war to topple a dictator, not a coup.

NHSparky

So that’s where Baghdad Bob ended up!

Anonymous

Well, they like commies.

GDContractor

Along with the popcorn, ice cream, and snacks… a good book written by Tom Kratman would also be good company.
#Carrera

26Limabeans

The soil around JFK’s grave is boiling.
Khrushchev is banging both shoes on his casket.
Pierre Salinger is home, holding on to his own balls.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Don’t cry for me venezuela.(had to ad lib)

Poetrooper

Check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpQL_WEVr_s

Best version ever–discovered it back in the 70’s. The entire album is great.

rgr769

PH2, you forgot to mention the 20,000 Ruskies and Cubans in Commiezuela. Also, we are all wondering where our resident Commie is today. Likely he is out protesting with his Antifa buddies. Anyone missing a bike lock?

Lars Taylor's Narcissism

More of my deputy stories. Just as you guys fear me, the people living in my patrol area feared me. It all started when I tried to drop something off at a donation center. They would not accept it. I threw it on the floor and screamed that it was theirs now. I stormed out of there. I get a call on my radio to respond to an incident. It was the address of the donation center. I walked in and found the guy that would have called the dispatcher. I grabbed him and beat him up. When I got done, I felt iconoclastic. I left there feeling empowered. Later, there was this call on a domestic violence. I rolled into the driveway to see a woman holding a sock around a man’s neck. I got out of the cruiser and walked up to her. I told her that a sock is not going to restrain a violent man. Once she removed the sock, I beat him up. The man insisted that he was not the violent one. Yeah, sure, they all say that. I told him to just be a man and take it. After that, people started to tip me. I took that as a compliment. I went easy on the folk who tipped me. I needed the money. Let many of them off with just a warning if they tipped me well. I loved cruising the bad neighborhoods. Plenty of tippers there. There was one time where I drove someone to the station. I thought that he wasn’t going to tip me. Sure enough, he had no tips. I got angry. If you can not tip the deputy for taking you to the station, do not do the crime at all! I stopped the car, dragged him out, then gave him a good old fashioned cop beat down. I felt pyroclastic after that. The station got jealous that I was getting generous tips. They did not get any. They told me not to take these tips. Anyway. I could start to feel the urge to rock my… Read more »

ChipNASA

Plot Twist: The Russians are NOT The British and Venezuela is not Argentina and the Falkland Islands.

charles w

Wonder what Sean Penn and Danny Glover think about this mess?

A Proud Infidel®™️

Ditto with the likes of Jim Carrey, AOC, Michael Moore, Bernie and a host of others!