Butch Skidmore – NOT a Navy SEAL
The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Butch Skidmore, whose real name is Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III.
In an article in the Washington Times by S.A. Miller titled ““Voters in 2020 battleground state struggle to excuse Trump’s hiring of illegal immigrants,” it states that Butch is a former Navy SEAL.
Not sure why the political point he was making was prefaced by the statement that he was a former Navy SEAL, but it really didn’t have much to do with the article other than underscoring that the bar was Republican.
Since this was carried as an Associated Press article, it reached many newspapers.
After folks contacted the stolen valor community, it was looked into.
Butch was not in the BUD/S-SEAL database and a quick check of SCRA/DoD Manpower revealed…
After Skidmore’s military records were ordered from the Department of the Navy, they showed…
So it appears that Butch dipped his toe into the US Navy service waters by completing 29 days of boot camp, but did not manage to cram in BUD/S and other SEAL training during his brief stint.
Assuming Butch never saw the article to ask for a correction, we felt like a lot of people may be under the impression that he was a Navy SEAL. We just wanted to help him out to clear up the fact that Butch Skidmore was NOT a Navy SEAL.
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy, Phony SEAL
Butch Skidmark ain’t a SeAL? Check.
Butch Skidmore was NEVER a USN SEAL, but that orange outfit looks like jailhouse attire, thus I’m sure that he was a *SQUEEEEEAAAAL* for Bubba & Thor!
Butch Skidmark IS a BEDWETTER!
From “The Man” …
Skidmark is more like it, amirite? HEYOOO! I’ll be here all week folks.
DON’T forget to tip the Veal and try the Waitress!!!
He’s dressed more like a “Cone”….
Nothing worse than a Dewey Skidmark
One ought never have high expectations from AP, Mr. Skidmark in evidence.
“Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III? That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”
Dewey Skidmark, isn’t that the newer correct terminology the Marines use when they find that brown mark in a new boots under drawers.
The term skidmark goes back to the time when I was in and before I was in so it’s not new.
Ah but now they can differentiate as to old one or Dewey (recent).
There was a skidmark before the crash.
Badda-Bing-Badda-Boom
Nice!
(Accidentally hit “report” by mistake.)
This Skidmark was never forged by the sea.
At 29 days, maybe he got forged by Seamen…and got caught. DADT woulda been in effect.
Skidmark sniffer.
I’m thinking he skips the skidmarks and goes directly for the source to linger longer.
On the Official TAH Top Ten List of Least Amount Of Service Before Being Kicked To The Curb For Bedwetting®™, Mr. Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III (with his total of 29 days) nudges out Robert Joseph “PegLeg” Jones, (who had a grand total of 30 days service,) for the coveted #4 slot on the list.
Side Note: Ron Etzig still tops the list with a grand total of 16 days.
He doesn’t even get that. If you include his swearing in and discharge dates, it’s 28.
Four whole weeks. He was still a raisin with a shitty haircut when he got the boot.
Yep, you’re almost right. Whomever prepared the DD214 didn’t use the proper Perpetual Julian Date Calendar when figuring the total days. It’s actually 26 elapsed days, but minus the two days for swearing-in and discharge, it’s more like 24 days.
Oops, screwed the pooch on that one. Should have been the Leap Year Julian Calendar (for year 2000) with 27 actual elapsed days and less the two days for swearing-in/discharge leaving 25 days “service.”
Mea Culpa. Official TAH list has been amended.
What happened, did Butch Skidmore start wetting the bed during Basic or did he suddenly develop a taste for semen as while being a Seaman?
Randy Ward has got to be up there as well competing for a top spot…
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=62915
Yep, you’re right. Randy Ward’s 27 days puts him in at the #3 slot. Just how that got missed in the initial entries list is currently under investigation.
On a sadder note, though, is that with Skidmark and Ward being added to the list, John “The Duck” Giduck, that spandex wearing, E-Tool Ninja, winner of the 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament, with 58 days service, drops off the Top Ten List./smile
It’s a young man’s game. Gotta make room for new blood.
Yes, it is. Just re-worked the list and all of the Top Ten have less than 45 days active duty service.
Actually, there’s 11 names on the list with a tie for the #4 slot at 22 days.
The mythical “22 Day Wall” that many hit and can’t seem to work through – it’s real.
But… the cake is a lie.
Kind of like the infamous “Mendoza Line” in baseball…
Chris Davis wishes he was at the Mendoza line, but then again, he’s getting $161 million, why should he give a shit?
Would appreciate seeing your Official TAH Top Ten List of Least Amount Of Service Before Being Kicked To The Curb For Bedwetting®™. Please share!
Oh. My. God. Giduck has finally lost his place in the lineup?????????????
What a world!! The former and probably still that way scumbag isn’t even good enough to stay on the Top Ten Scumbags with Short Service (If Any) list.
And to think I was whining because it’s going to snow today.
That is what they claim here also just can’t make up their minds as to 4″ or foot of snow, slight wind and misty rain now. Oh well onward for the next contestant for the short list.
I was enjoying a brief lunch and missed the slight snowfall (if you want to call it that) that appeared and then left. But I did get a photo of some of the snowy stuff in a flower pot, so there’s that.
This was supposed to be a BOMB CYCLONE, something that was meant to devastate the entire mid-section of the continent and it barely managed to blow a few snowflakes onto the waiting pots of garden soil.
Accuweather really knows how to gum u a forecast, don’t they?
I give that title to The Weather Channel, IMHO they never fail to politicize their coverage with manmade climate change propaganda!
Couple inches already here and it’s still coming down like a Klobuchar presidential announcement on the dangers of climate change.
Skidmark couldn’t even bat anywhere near the Gunga Dan Line. The shame…the shame…
0 DEP time? That sounds strange in and of itself.
We occasionally had the, “Kiss and ship” types, but they were rare.
If that in fact was the case, I got $10 that says he either pissed hot or something else came back that Big Navy said, “Thanks but no, now gedduhfugouttaheah.”
Kiss and ship (at least with the Army) went out about 1987 with the advent of HIV testing. You couldn’t ship until the blood work came back. I don’t know what the Navy procedure was.
None of the nukes ever were.
Butch tossed back a beer? I’d bet he’s one of those people who swallow just about anything without even closing their mouths.
How in the blue-eyed world does anyone get RIFFED with less than 30 days in boot camp?
It takes a special kind of dickstepping, we had a buck-toothed redheaded stepkid get himself booted from my BCT in less than a month for threatening to shoot others in his Platoon while at a rifle range, they literally started his ELS paperwork before dark that day.
Probably got asked to provide a sperm sample and farted in a cup.
Nah, Sparky, when Skidmark was asked for a sperm sample, he just spit in the cup.
Got one here that claims to be a Marine but got booted in Basic because of supposed heart problem, but still a Marine.
If you have info about him, send it to the mods. They will dig deep on it.
“29 Days of Hell – Or My Life as a Navy SEAL” by Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III.
This dick probably is:
A. unemployed
B. a regular slug at AL/VFW/AMVETS/ Rep Club C. Rockin’ the SEAL lie for drinks, and
D. Puffin peters at every opportunity
That orange attire that Butch Skidmore is wearing says “Jailhouse Pecker puffer” to me.
That, and the grey painted cement wall behind him. A lot of the county jails have painted out the height measurement on the wall where the mug shots are taken.
The “mugshots.com” in the bottom of the pic kinda gives it away as well.
Going by the additional pictures on the Military Phonies site Butchy Baby does have that steely eyed meat gazing stare going on. He prolly made a good seal on Bubba’s Taint while dealing with his criminal mischief episodes.
He will seal his reputation by rocking his lies.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III you were not a Navy SEAL and not even a very good Navy Recruit. ESAD Mofo!
On the one hand, I hate posers, fakes and phonies.
On the other hand, this guy was born with the name “Dewey Skidmore III” so I have to have a little sympathy.
I mean, c’mon “Dewey Skidmore?” That sounds like the name of the class nerd in a cheesy 80’s teen comedy.
And what’s worse, it’s Dewey Skidmore III – meaning that his father and presumably his grandfather went through life with that name and STILL chose to inflict it on their son. Which ought to be considered a form of child abuse.
His best friend was Noey Dont.
😂
The undersigned concurs with the above evaluation.
CGL
Slow this week on Seal posers so this poses a question as to why the number of Seal posers are slowing down.
Despite what the calendar may say, winter is still hanging on in many parts of the country, but rest assured that once it warms up, the middle-aged yuppie dbags will be out in force with their full regalia.
Another reason I typically avoid Laconia like the plague from April through Labor Day.
Bike week:
A lot of the ones coming up from MA via 95 usually parade right in front of my house.
Seems when they get off the Spaulding Turnpike they can’t be bothered to drive up Route 11 to Alton and instead take “the back way” right in front of my house until about 2 or 3 AM.
Loud pipes save lives, my ass.
As an occasional biker, I can say that Harley rider loud pipes bullshit is just that. Just an excuse to play “Look at Me.”
A reliable rumor has it that there will be another fake SEAL posted tomorrow.
Personally, I would love to read some of the dashing adventures of Dutch “rudder” Skidmark
I am betting there are stories from his harrowing four weeks at Great Lakes when there were multiple frightening times when he couldn’t get those skidmarks scrubbed out of his white skivvies and was terrorized by the Chief with extra pushups.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))
Roger, I copy 5 by 5:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))
ROGER, I copy:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Good Copy.
((((OVER))))
Copy you loud and clear … repeating for clarity:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
((OVER))
ROGER Commissioner Wretched, I copy:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Good Copy,
((((OVER))))
API, TAH SW copies Lima Charlie
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))
ROGER SFC D, I Copy:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Good Copy,
((((OVER))))
Sorry, just got power to the PRC 139 and I copy:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Ladies – Butch is single.
Think about it – if you can’t date a real SEAL you can date a fake one.
Yes, but who in her right mind would want to?
Wait – never mind!!!
In response to Comm Center Rat’s request, here is the Official TAH Top Ten Bedwetters list:
NAME DAYS of “Service” BRANCH
10. Robert Danny Hay 37 USMC
09. Stephen Kowalshyn 36 USMC
08. Robert “Peg Leg” Jones 30 USA
07. Randy Ward 27 USMC
06. Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore 29/Actual 27 USN
05. Jessica Fambrough 25 USN
04.5 Zachary Nicholas Smith 22 USAR
04.5 Kennis La Wayne Smith 22 USA
03. Sam Samford 19 USN
02. Joe Weldon Cox 18 USA
01.DING!! DING!! Ron Etzig 16 USANG
Thanks! I’m researching the Valor Vultures archives now to familiarize myself with these “two digit midgets” of shame.
So I’m seeing here the USAF is nowhere near as efficient with our ELS paperwork as our sister services. Not a Zoomie or a Coastie in the bunch.
How could you overlook our “Compass call” lights out super duper SWAT, private police, multiple marriages cheese eater Dumb Dumb Denny Chevalier? 20 days in the Texas Guard ain’t nuffin to sneeze at! https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56903
I for one am drinking a thank you toast to the Navy Seals who have taken the place of all those X Marines the news people loved to talk about.Now Seals are criminals and X’S are sweet loving formers.Think you media.Now try to learn the difference between sailor soldier marine and airman.Of course my favorite the seabees are above suspicion except on liberty or anywhere else.
Found this note in a bottle along the shore:
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.
Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.