Supporting the troops, IAVA style!
Those of us who served overseas during Operation Enduring Freedom and/or Operation Iraqi Freedom come from all across the political and socio-economic spectrum. But, if there is one thing that binds all of us, besides our service in GWOT, it is certainly our ability and desire to plunk down $250 for an evening of cocktails to be enjoyed with noted Veterans advocates from Hollywood.
IAVA’s West Coast Heroes Celebration
This spring, please join us in honoring the nation’s newest generation of heroes and celebrating the successes of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America (IAVA). IAVA is holding the first annual West Coast Heroes Celebration on Thursday, April 30th, 2009. The cocktail reception will be held at the offices of Creative Artists Agency (2000 Avenue of the Stars) in Los Angeles, California from 7-9:00PM.We are excited to have Cameron Diaz, Nick Styne, and Norman Lear co-host this special evening.
Ticket $250
Sponsor $5,000
Patron $10,000
Benefactor $25,000
Premiere Sponsor $50,000
I mean, who among us could ever forget Ms. Diaz’s standing up for the veterans during the 2004 election when she said:
Women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo–if you think that rape should be legal, then don’t vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote.
Well, that really had nothing to do with veterans actually, but I am sure she is spectacular on her caring.
Since I didn’t know who Nick Styne was, I looked it up:
High-powered motion picture talent agent Nick Styne is leaving International Creative Management after more than ten years. He’ll be joining the Creative Artists Agency and is reportedly taking major clients like Cameron Diaz, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair supermodel Heidi Klum with him.
Man, I can TOTALLY see why OEF/OIF vets want to hang with him. I know when I came off the airplane on my return my first thought was “Shit! Where am I gonna get a talent agent now?” Because, if there is one thing a wounded vet without a job needs, it is a talent scout. Don’t believe me? Just run up to Walter Reed and ask for a show of hands on how many have their own, and I bet not a one of them does.
And Norman Lear, man, that dude is Teh Awesome! Just a few weeks ago he was talking about how he supported the troops of this war, as he had ones in the past:
But like any great film, and Stop-Loss is a great film, it can help the viewer to experience that “feeling,” if only fleetingly. Stop-Loss did that for me. I feel as never before for the men and women fighting it and for their families.
During the Vietnam protest days there was an indelible photograph of a group of students lying on the track in front of a troop train. Where, I wonder, is my troop train?
Dude, I am *SO* down with that logic. I truly am. I like the Red Sox, but until Jimmy Falon played a deranged lunatic member of Sox Nation, I never truly understood. It really does take a movie to make you understand and grasp the importance of an event you took part in, doesn’t it?
(To his credit, at least Lear is a veteran of WWII)
I just personally want to thank IAVA for doing this for all of us out here struggling with having $250 of expendable income that we can’t get rid of, and giving us the opportunity to meet the types of counsellors we need the most: ones who can get us into the movies.
Here is one guy who gets it:
Category: Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, Liberals suck, Politics, Usual Suspects
Good news disabled vets! If you were looking for something to do with your $250 check from the stimulus package, this may be the place to spend it.
“Where, I wonder, is my troop train?”
If you’ll settle for a Chevy, I’ll run you over Normie…I’ll even go “Choo, chooo” if you like.
I remember it like it was yesterday, man. This was when I got busted down for my commando activities, even though all that shit was purely political…anyways, they stuck me in a transport company, running westbound, then loading up and trucking. Me and one of my buddies, Burt, were on this one haul, and we got into all kinds of shit. This rogue Iraqi cop and son started chasing us way out of his jurisdiction, and wouldn’t leave us alone. Apparently when we were running supplies to Ramadi, Burt ended up picking up this cop’s future daughter-in-law and man was he pissed. The guy was relentless. Burt did his best to keep the hajis off me in a souped up Hummer, as I barrelled down the highway, not stopping for nothing. We had dishonored that man…Burt especially since he totally did it with that chick on the side of the road, but we knew we had done wrong. We was the real terrorists, man.
SGT Jesse Joshua “Bandito” McReed
55th Transport Trucking Combat Brigade
Ramadi, Iraq 2006-2007
Too funny Raoul….. I just feel I should spend $600 or so on a plane ticket and $250 for a ticket, just to get a chance to rub elbows with such wonderful, insightful folks, like Normie or the ever ditzful Ms. Diaz.
Gary Sinise, Bruce Willis, Trace Adkins, Gene Simmons, then we would be talking.
A tramp, a boy toy, and a sugar daddy? Think I will pass even though I am not OIF/OEF veteran.
Ben Stein Gets It!!!!!!!
Why don’t the Code Pinkos?
nuf sed
Can’t afford it. For starters, need to spend about $250.00 for my “Skerry Black Rifle” from Bushmaster, it needs a mid length barrel.
Doubt the distinguished holiweirdos at the shin dig would want to talk rabbit hunting, bird dogs, or Civil War re-enacting with my white trash azz anyway.
If Claymore ever writes his War Memoirs in book form, please put my order at the top of the list.
I am in love with Ben Stein.
I wonder why they think that the veterans can afford $250 ticket??
Claymore,
You GOT to post more of your War Memoirs, they are awesome!
Uhhh,
You DO realize that OEF/OIF Veterans who are members of the IAVA or ask to go to the event go for NADA. They asked veterans who live in the greater LA area if they wanted to go. We don’t pay the $250 per ticket cost, nor do our guests.
Seriously, dude. Chill out. Will we see you there, or did you even look into the event?
Really, then perhaps you can explain why I, as a OEF veteran, got an invite that clearly denotes that I should remit payment for $250 per ticket?
Now, I don’t live in LA, but I did get this big flashy invite.
Trust me, I look into every event. For my part, I spent the weekend with wounded veterans, helped them secure a date, helped them get free drinks all night (paid for by Soldier’s Angels and Blackfive), photographed them with a bachelorette party, and broke bread with them. Our friend Concrete Bob drove out to pick them up. And Tankerbabe paid for their cab fare home, and it is a long damn way back to Walter Reed.
Granted, we aren’t Cameron Diaz, but she’s way more of a hero to you guys I guess than those of us working every day to help our wounded brothers out.
Although, I will say that there was one IAVA person at our event, and I thank her IMMENSELY for coming.
TSO,
That was pretty f-ed up that you got that invitation.
I don’t know, nor can I tell you why you got the invite to attend that requested $250 payment for a ticket. They didn’t ask me or my guest to pay for tickets, nor any of the other military folks in attendance (about 60-70 in total). Someone screwed up big time, & if you were in LA, it would’ve been good to see you out. There’s no way in hell you would’ve been indebited to pay for that ticket once they found out that you’re an OEF/OIF veteran. The IAVA has been a pretty good group to be a part of so far, & it’s just crazy that you slipped through the cracks.
As far as implying that Cameron Diaz is more a hero than ANYONE, past, present, or future, who served in OEF/OIF or ANY other conflict this nation has been in? Please. If anything I wrote gave you that impression, let me clarify that I emphatically do not. Being a veteran carries with it a sense of pride & respect for those who served our country. And I remember that when I do my volunteer work with & information gathering for fellow vets. Granted, I’m not as good of a coordinator of making things happen as you are, but I help in my own way. Every little bit helps.
I appreciate you taking time to reply.