Justin Paisley, Phony Marine Veteran

| August 23, 2018

The investigators over at militaryphony.com have published their findings on Justin Aaron Paisley.   It seems there are some discrepancies between what he leads people to believe and what the investigators have found.

I am a 20 year former Marine Corps MP K9 Handler, Gunnery Sgt.  My family has always been active in military and law enforcement and I have spent the better half of my life here in Colorado.  Now that military life is done, my mission is to use my training to teach humans how to have positve, respectful, loving relationships with their canines.  I have five dogs, a Belgian Malinois retired SSD bomb dog, a black Schnauzer, EDD drug detection dog, two yellow Labs and a Coyote/German Shepard mix, he’s the crazy one!  My education was obtained through the Military as well as Civil, and consists of what is known as NADO, (National Association for Dog Obedience) which covers the only independent certifying body for Professional Dog trainers and Canine Behavior Consultants.

We followed one of the links and  found this as well:

Hello, Justin here! Those of you who know me are already aware of my K9 background, endless love of dogs, and my mission to help as many Pet Parents and their dogs communicate as possible. For those of you who don’t, here is a little bit about my background. I am a 20 year retired Marine Corp Veteran. I served as a Military Police officer with the specialty of “5812”, which is a K-9 Handler. I am college degreed in Human as well as Animal Psychology. I served four tours in Iraq and parts of Afganistan using our beloved dogs to search for explosives and apprehend the individuals responsible. I am a POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT dog trainer. Please take the time to view my Website. I have several more references listed there as well.

He has a bunch of USMC bling.

Some of his claims are a bit disturbing.

 

Unfortunately, the Marine Corps says, “Who?”.

You can view their entire case HERE

https://nextdoor.com/pages/elite-k9-dynamics-parker-co/

https://www.facebook.com/Parker.Dogtraining/

http://www.elitek9dynamics.com/

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

OldManchu

He let a Coyote fuck his German Shephard? What a fucking asshole!

Lmn0351

Justin Paisley,you suck.lying cocksucker.

USAF RET

WTF? What an assclown.

Jay

Thank you for respecting the dog’s privacy and shading it’s face…

Dave Hardin

We try to protect the innocent.

Daisy Cutter

The ones that involve animals bother me the most.

DevilChief

K-9 is a dead giveaway. In the Marine Corps, they are referred as Working Dogs.

Douche bag.

Ex-PH2

He can’t even provide the correct name of the instructor training association.

It’s not the National Association for Dog Obedience.

What else is going on here? How much of this is real and how much of it is ‘well, I took a class with my own dogs, so now I’m puffing myself off as a pro’?

Why do these people keep doing this?

There’s a dog training facility right up the road from me. If I were going to take a dog there for training, I’d go watch the instructors during a training session and decide what to do.

This is disturbing.

ChipNASA

Well, won’t you look at that.
His Book Of Face, ( https://www.facebook.com/Parker.Dogtraining/ ) …
Is (currently) WIDE OPEN FOR ANYONE TO COMMENT ON.

*TAH CLEARED HOT, REPEAT, TAH CLEARED HOT.

A Proud Infidel®™

I done left a little bit of love for him…

ChipNASA

I just looked and didn’t see anything. Maybe he’s deleting it.
Anyway, he is not INTERNET FAMOUS!!
FUCK YOU JUSTIN!

Grab your bags, your shit is about to get packed!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I saw a couple that he didn’t delete and scattered a few more buckets of love for him, I hope this comes back to him like a Vase of Herpes®™!

GDContractor

There’s a motorcycle and a vest! Haven’t found the doo-rag or the tattoo yet, but I bet it’s in there somewhere.

A Proud Infidel®™

The meat-gazing shitball is also sporting a Gulf War golf shirt, the pisspants fuckbucket!

A Proud Infidel®™

I can’t wait to see what Frankie does to his farcebook page…

Eden

AAAAANNND it’s gone.

BigJohn

Closed up now, as is the second link.
The third link works.

Casey

It’s either gone or locked down now. I get a page not found error.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

He’s not wearing a Paisley shirt in the above pic. Whats going on? No Phony Seals.

5th/77thFA

Got to be legit. I mean Hey, oversized step up truck, pimp shades, hat, USMC Sweatshirt, wall of I love me bling, motorcycle, bleached blonde,and a dog. NOT!!! Justin Paisley, posing POS. Shoulda had a doo rag, you might of pulled it off. ESAD

JarHead Pat

What a shit head, I trolled the fuck out of him, im sure he will come back with a `seakret squirl misons`

26Limabeans

“veteran owned business”
Seems to me he is about to get bit.

Combat Historian

Justin Paisley’s shit is about to get real…and his phony world is about to explode…

A Proud Infidel®™

Now according to the militaryphony.com post, JUSTIN PAISLEY did serve, but it was time, four years in Colorado, “DENVER COUNTY CO, AGG MV THEFT 1ST OVER $15000”. I wonder how many romantic evenings he had with Bubba & Thor before they pimped him out to Julio, Tyrone, “Slick” and “Mr. Tiny”?

Combat Historian

Fucker probably squealed like a pig when Thor and Tyrone initiated him…

HMCS(FMF) ret

He probably knows what Mr. “Tiny” is called Mr. “Tiny”… and has a hankering for teh COCKMEAT SAMMICH!

PTBH

‘AGG MV THEFT’ is Colorado Law Enforcement speak for ‘Aggravated Motor Vehicle Theft’ or some call it ‘Grand Theft Auto.’

A Proud Infidel®™

Justin Aaron Paisley IS NOT A USMC VETERAN according to official sources.
Justin Aaron Paisley has served time for Vehicle Theft.
Justin Aaron Paisley is profiting from his lying about being a USMC Veteran.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Justin Aaron Paisley needs all The Power of Google®™ we can give him.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even fit to be a trash picker.
Justin Paisley has been said to sport USMC License Plates on his personal vehicles, isn’t submitting falsified paperwork a crime?
Justin Paisley needs to be accosted by some REAL USMC Vets and explain to them why he has done what he did.
Justin Paisley is a lying bucket of chihuahua shit and wannabe Sparkle Pony.
Justin Paisley looks like the type who sniffs toilet seats in highway rest areas.

ENJOY your newfound fame Justin Aaron Paisley and may The Power of Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, got that Justin Aaron Paisley?

Graybeard

API, I copy:
“Justin Aaron Paisley IS NOT A USMC VETERAN according to official sources.
Justin Aaron Paisley has served time for Vehicle Theft.
Justin Aaron Paisley is profiting from his lying about being a USMC Veteran.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Justin Aaron Paisley needs all The Power of Google®™ we can give him.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even fit to be a trash picker.
Justin Paisley has been said to sport USMC License Plates on his personal vehicles, isn’t submitting falsified paperwork a crime?
Justin Paisley needs to be accosted by some REAL USMC Vets and explain to them why he has done what he did.
Justin Paisley is a lying bucket of chihuahua shit and wannabe Sparkle Pony.
Justin Paisley looks like the type who sniffs toilet seats in highway rest areas.”
(((OVER)))

A Proud Infidel®™

GB, I COPY:

“Justin Aaron Paisley IS NOT A USMC VETERAN according to official sources.
Justin Aaron Paisley has served time for Vehicle Theft.
Justin Aaron Paisley is profiting from his lying about being a USMC Veteran.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Justin Aaron Paisley needs all The Power of Google®™ we can give him.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even fit to be a trash picker.
Justin Paisley has been said to sport USMC License Plates on his personal vehicles, isn’t submitting falsified paperwork a crime?
Justin Paisley needs to be accosted by some REAL USMC Vets and explain to them why he has done what he did.
Justin Paisley is a lying bucket of chihuahua shit and wannabe Sparkle Pony.
Justin Paisley looks like the type who sniffs toilet seats in highway rest areas.”

COPY FIVE BY FIVE LIMA CHARLIE,

((((OVER))))

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

GB, I COPY“Justin Aaron Paisley IS NOT A USMC VETERAN according to official sources.
Justin Aaron Paisley has served time for Vehicle Theft.
Justin Aaron Paisley is profiting from his lying about being a USMC Veteran.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Justin Aaron Paisley needs all The Power of Google®™ we can give him.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even fit to be a trash picker.
Justin Paisley has been said to sport USMC License Plates on his personal vehicles, isn’t submitting falsified paperwork a crime?
Justin Paisley needs to be accosted by some REAL USMC Vets and explain to them why he has done what he did.
Justin Paisley is a lying bucket of chihuahua shit and wannabe Sparkle Pony.
Justin Paisley looks like the type who sniffs toilet seats in highway rest areas.”

ROGER DODGER

A Proud Infidel®™

GB, I COPY“Justin Aaron Paisley IS NOT A USMC VETERAN according to official sources.
Justin Aaron Paisley has served time for Vehicle Theft.
Justin Aaron Paisley is profiting from his lying about being a USMC Veteran.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Justin Aaron Paisley needs all The Power of Google®™ we can give him.
Justin Aaron Paisley isn’t even fit to be a trash picker.
Justin Paisley has been said to sport USMC License Plates on his personal vehicles, isn’t submitting falsified paperwork a crime?
Justin Paisley needs to be accosted by some REAL USMC Vets and explain to them why he has done what he did.
Justin Paisley is a lying bucket of chihuahua shit and wannabe Sparkle Pony.
Justin Paisley looks like the type who sniffs toilet seats in highway rest areas.”

COPY FIVE BY FIVE LIMA CHARLIE,

((((OVER))))

3/10/MED/b

Always love the phrase,”The (particular branch of United States Armed Forces) says ‘who?'”.

Daisy Cutter

I’m “college degreed” as well… plus I am house trained.

Ex-PH2

Yeah, well, I also cook.

Casey

Heh.

SFC D

I got stoned at the University of Mogadishu

Ret_25X

almost literally…LOL

Green Thumb

Yeah.

What a bullshit artist.

A truly “Phildosical” dude.

Steve

“EDD drug detection dog”

I though dogs were trained in either one or the other – I didn’t think dogs were cross-trained in explosives AND drugs…..?

Happy to be proven wrong….

Keepin' It Real

It’s a heck of a thing – while one dog gets to go snort drugs and the other has to be around explosives.

johnathan robert mathes

i think that ssd and pedds are i cant remember anymore.. my memory is shit.. but both are specialized for ieds not drugs… thats a different type of training for them

rgr769

In Mexifornia EDD stands for Employment Development Department, the state agency that hands out the unemployment dollars. I’ve never heard drug interdiction was undertaken as a requirement to collect unemployment benefits.

Ex-PH2

Why do they always have to take it out on Dogs and Marines? Why?

What did Dogs or Marines ever do to them?

ChipNASA

Probably fucked his wife or girlfriend, because he’s a dickless wonder.
😀 😀 |
:-O

Ex-PH2

I went to the NADOI site, which is easy enough to find, to run a search for him. He does not show up as a member of that group for any kind of instructor rating.

I’m not interested in putting someone out of business but this raises my suspicions a lot.

desert

Not enough pH obviously….turn’em loose lol

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s been a little while since we had a POSer for a chew toy and that puts me in a betting mood. I’m thinking “WILL Justin Aaron Paisley show up here himself, hide behind a Wife or Girlfriend’s skirt or use a sockpuppet?
I’m willing to bet a shot and a beer we’ll see a sockpuppet, any takers?

SFC D

API, I’m thinking the sockpuppets are probably gathering, Justin “ya done fucked up A-A Ron” Paisley won’t man up and appear here.

Foogas is primed and ready, standing by.

A Proud Infidel®™

Claymores and Grapeshot ready as well…

26Limabeans

I think the guy is a runner. He will disappear. The lady friend will show up here to confirm. And she owns the truck….

Ex-PH2

Ah! So… it’s her truck, not his. What else is fermenting in that pot?

SFC D

The plot thickens…

A Proud Infidel®™

*Making popcorn*

AnotherPat

Isn’t this him as well?

https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Volusia-County-FL/Justin-Paisley.50484399.html

DOB in Florida Mugshot matches Colorado Court Records…and the Florida Mugshot resembles his Colorado Mugshot:

https://www.rapsheets.org/colorado/doc-prisoner/PAISLEY_JUSTIN/66714

http://www.courtrecords.org/people/JUSTIN+PAISLEY+CO/

Well, this explains his “time in the Marine Corps”, his affliation with Law Enforcement and his love for shiny, black trucks..who knows, he may had learned to train dogs while behind bars…😉

Bottom Line: Definitely a case of Stolen Valor. Those poor, innocent dogs…

A Proud Infidel®™

Stolen Valor, once again the proverbial cherry atop a rancid Shit Sundae….

Combat Historian

This phony felonious fucker needs to be throat-punched by an entire Marine MEU(SOC)…

The Stranger

First phony in a while….and a Florida connection too! Now we just need a friend/girlfriend/commander type to show up!

rgr769

From the Colorado records, it looks like a certain Justin Paisley whose B-day is Jan. 26, was busy in the theft business instead of serving in A-stan and Iraq in the early 2000’s.

Martinjmpr

Nice truck, Bro.

Sorry about your penis.

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet he’s too big of a wuss to even take it off road, I’m sure it’s a TPS, a Tiny Penis Compensator.

Martinjmpr

Yes, I’m sure he suffers from PTSD and TBI

(Penis Too Small Disorder and Tiny Ball Insecurity.)

Doc (FMF)

He dumped his FB page.

Now, maybe some kind folks in CO can start publicly shaming this MF and run him out of business.

Letters to local paper, picket his business, etc.

ChipNASA

Here is his personal Book of Face page.

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017409225639

Brad

Cleared hot

Ex-PH2

Looks like he’s removed a buncha stuffs.

ChipNASA

This still PISSES ME OFF!!

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“U.S. Marine Corps K-9 Military Police.

Ex-PH2

Perhaps dropping a load on him is a good idea, ChipNASA.

I would prefer to not see you pop a gasket over this bit-brained hot dogger.

The Stranger

Oh, I’m sure someone’s dropped a load on him.

Skippy

I guess go BIG or go HOME
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!
Damn F— Wad

Ex-PH2

As far as I’m concerned, if he is successful at training dogs in basic obedience and can make an honest living that way, fine.

I have ZERO interest in putting him out of business.

But if he can’t do it without fabricating a career he never had, and not even provide proof of an association membership, such as a member number when he claims membership, then he needs to STOP RIGHT NOW AND FESS UP.

If he does that and people still think he’s great with dogs and a good dog trainer, fine. He can move on and go on training dogs, but he must also do the due diligence required to be a professional as he advertises himself to be.

If not, if he won’t stop this BS crap just to get money out of people, then he does not deserve the respect he’s trying to get.

Personally, I want to know how many dogs he’s brought into CD/CDX/UD/UDX/UDT competitions and whether or not he can do Schutzhund work, because I don’t think he knows much more than making your ill-mannered pooch into a nice lap dog. That’s just my opinion, nothing else.

That is all.

Eden

“Personally, I want to know how many dogs he’s brought into CD/CDX/UD/UDX/UDT competitions and whether or not he can do Schutzhund work,”

I would want to see a LOT of independent proof of that. He’s already a proven liar.

Ex-PH2

Ditto. There are at least two places in my area that I could take a dog to for that kind of training. One of them provides what are called ‘fun matches’, as in practice for real competitions.

Durn! Now I need to get a pound pooch to train.

Kat

Ah yes, yet another veteran of the Marine Corporation. Semper fi(nding your money).

OldManchu

That’s funny shit!

Jarhead

Justin Paisley, you are Justin Time. Time that is, to see you in dog porn. Kat said it best. First clue…when we read some assclown claiming to have served in the Marine CORP, you KNOW he’s fullashit. Likely a Puppy Pedaphile, fond of young, short and stocky six week old Dalmatians. Expect to see him starring in “Justin Does Jack Russel Terriers”.

Francis R Bulfamante

Now he’s screeching about you fine fellas being “Fake News” on his business page .

tsgt annabelle

lying fucking bitch….

suck it!

AnotherPat
Inbred Redneck

I thought sure his MOS was Erection Detector.

Skidmark

You guys may want to take a look at his recent BS on FB, pretty insulting to TAH. This narcissist is really giving his lies a go.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017409225639

Steve Hayner

The dog Justin is most shown with is our Belgian Melinois we adopted from the USAF in 2016. Many people have accused my wife and family that we stole Justin dog. We trusted Justin to train our dog, not to claim as his own. I am retired USAF Flight Engineer and am sadden Justin would fake his military experience for his gain. I hope he never fakes anyone again.
Respectfully, Steve

Just An Old Dog