Cross dressing deserter busted by Boulder cops
In keeping with our current reputation as “sick bastards“, we offer this story about a possible recruit for the TAVA group we recently uncovered. TSO emailed me this link (I don’t know where he finds this stuff – honestly, what search terms gets you results like this) from the Colorado Daily Camera;
A 21-year-old man wanted by the U.S. Army for desertion was arrested in Boulder over the weekend.
In a strange twist, he was found wearing a woman’s thong and had three pairs of women’s underpants stuffed in his shirt pocket.
Boulder police said they received an anonymous tip Saturday that Christopher Mauger, who has a nationwide felony warrant for desertion, could be found in an apartment unit at 770 29th St. in Boulder.
Police went to the apartment around 4 p.m. and caught Mauger, who was wearing Army camouflage pants, at the back of the building trying to climb down to the ground from the deck.
Mauger — who Army officials say is from Centerport, N.Y. and was undergoing basic training at Fort Benning, Ga. — told police that he left the base while he was on leave and didn’t plan on returning. Then he tried to run away, according to an arrest report.
Two officers took Mauger to the ground and told him that he would be Tased if he didn’t calm down, police said.
I’m beginning to see a common thread running through all of these deserters, resisters and general malcontents. Is anyone else picking up on that?
Category: Politics
Has this deserter ever used the screen name of anything like, oh say, perhaps “Pissed Off In Boulder”? Maybe he is the guy in the dream bubble in Kris’s head in the photo of him on mommys porch? Seems so non-masculine to run from a committment made in the sworn defense of ones country. Girly boys like thongs, not having to make reveille, staying safe in Mommy’s house or apartment……. It is that non-functioning scrotum thing.
nuf sed
his shoes are so 10 years ago. he needs to update his look. :cough:
Any schmuck can wear a thong, but was he waxed and post-op’d. Sorry just got back from Thailand, and you have to be careful about this sort of thing.
Is anyone else picking up on that?
Well… Perhaps TSO needs some guidance?
I, also, dunno how he digs this stuff up, but shouldn’t the question be why?
Across the spectrum of IVAW types he seems to have found a fringe group.
These yahoos amount to a trivial few. I’m thinking that it’s a waste of time and bandwidth.
My two cents, and worth every penny.
I remember it like it was yesterday, man. I had been assigned detail to a rifle company and we were deployed deep in the shit. It was me, PVT Porthy, PVT Tanian, SGT Aram and CPL Ath against a ton of these fundie shitbirds who was making trouble for the local government. They were stirring up all kinds of crap, but we got wise to the whole thing. It was really a plot, engineered to kill some foreign diplomat and pin the blame on us! Before it was over, we got all beat up, Porthy was nearly killed, and those bastards murdered my girlfriend! That’s when I knew this war was for nothing, man. We was all just pawns in this elaborate game.
SPC Jesse Joshua McDumas
111th Airborne Musket Brigade, Mechanized
Al’forone, Iraq 2005-2006
FO,
More likely “Pissed On In Denver”…
Rather than read the newspaper with my morning coffee, I get online and check my favorite blogs, such as TAH. I really could have used a warning before seeing that picture pop up on my monitor at 0530 today! 😆
He didn’t have to desert.
All he need to do was show up for work like that…
In the words of the late Sam Kinnison, AUUGH-AUUGH-AUUGH… CLicked on that TAVA link, (projectile vomited), and saw “the horror, the horror.”
He was destined to become the President of the Kilinger Chapter of IVAW.
Guys, Guys… Can’t we all just get a thong?
Ohhh Ray! Man, that’s truly Friday Stuff (loved it)! I think you all may be missing the point, (ahem), the guy was obviously planning to join Acorn in their efforts to hep all those poor, abused Foreclosure Victims by becoming a …….Squatter.