Everitt Aaron Jameson; jihadist sentenced
Late last year, Everitt Aaron Jameson was arrested by the FBI when he plotted to kill Americans with the help of FBI informants. He claimed to be a recent adherent to Islam and an admirer of ISIS and al Qaeda, according to the complaint document. He also bragged that he was a Marine. We got his DD214 and discovered that he had about four months in the Marine Corps before he was kicked to the curb;
According to Fox News, he was sentenced today to 15 years in prison as part of a plea agreement;
Lee said his client was having second thoughts and didn’t actually take steps to carry out the plot. Investigators found no bomb-making materials, and three firearms found during a search were legally owned by his stepfather and were locked in a gun case where Jameson couldn’t to get them, Lee said.
An undercover agent told Jameson several times to think about what he was doing, according to the FBI, and each time Jameson said he was ready to attack. Agents also recovered a martyr’s letter signed with an Islamic variation of Jameson’s name.
Jameson was discharged from the Marines for having an allergic reaction to a bee sting, had a “tumultuous marriage” in which his wife went to prison for attacking him with a knife, and he lost parental rights to his two children two days before he first talked to agents, Lee said.
He intended to attack his victims on Christmas Day in San Francisco using pipe bombs to corral them into an area where he could shoot them. The FBI gave him several chances to talk himself out of his plans.
Among the documents in his home, investigators found this letter;
Category: Terror War
AMF, Everitt.
Everitt, if you have any visitors, ask one of them to supply you with the giant, economy size jar of Vaseline, you’ll definitely need it. Enjoy your time, and remember, just grab onto the bars and hold tight, I hear that soon you’ll enjoy those sensations. Aloha Snackbar!!
No, he needs the cellblock economy size tub of “I can’t believe it’s not K-Y” lube. Why waste a perfectly good not a lube product like Vaseline. On the other hand, I would like him to have the muzzie dilemma of his cellmate going in dry or using a little pig fat based lard, his choice.
Hopefully someone will send him an economy size jar of Vaseline mixed with crushed glass or playground sand.
Insh’Allah, Bitch. You get to be Bubba’s virgin. The Lord does work in mysterious ways, doesn’t he?
“signed with an Islamic variation of Jameson’s name.” Which would be, “Queer Bait”.
Looks like his dependa hated him too.
Beard that looks like pubic hair… bet Bubba’s gonna notice that in a hurry.
Most prisons don’t allow beards. Tickles the sack and hides contraband.
His lawyer must have gotten his law degree off the back of a matchbook. Writing a suicide note and a will are actual overt acts showing intent.
Hey, Abdufus, you’re gonna be awful popular in the slammer. Maybe on conjugal Thursdays someone can bring you your pet goat.
Hey there Ahblehblehbleh, you’re going somewhere EVERY DAY is man-love Thursday for the next FIFTEEN YEARS, Aloha Snackbar!
When people find Jesus they turn to love and peace.
When people find islam. They turn to death and destruction.
Odd how that works, isn’t it?
When people find Scientology, they jump on couches
When people find Atheism, they find true freedom
Which, oddly enough, you are free to espouse and practice because you live in a society based on Christian principles.
I doubt it was the “conversion” thingy that made him want to blow people up and shoot them.
At least his stepfather had enough sense to keep the weapons locked up so that Large and Stupid could not get at them.
As we have seen all too often keeping them locked up is only as good as the lock.
Or where the key is hidden/kept.
This clown looks almost as bright as a tub of grape jelly.
Allergic to bee-stings and then he does 4 months. Tough ole marine (lowercase on purpose) huh? Bet the Muslims would have loved him as a fighter. “Wait guys, I can’t go in there, I’m allergic to bees!!!!!”
“Not the bees!”
Hell, I am allergic to bee stings and I made it through a full enlistment. Have fun in prison moron.
Bubba Bee is anxiously awaiting your visit shithead. Hum..four months in the Corps, and that’s all you could handle? Sounds like a bed wetter to me. And you bragged about having been a Marine? Just remember, being in the joint is going to be like having sex with your teacher…your ass is going to hurt. And your wife attacked you with a knife? From the bottom of my cold, cold heart I’m sorry she failed. She probably went after you with a butter knife because she was gay and thought you’d make a good Patty. Good luck on your 15 years. You’ll come home a changed girl.
Only 15 years for being a traitorous little bitch? Injustice. Throw his ass off the golden gate like the trash that he is.
Why do you want to pollute San Fran bay like that?
Looks like evolution wasted a perfectly good asshole when it put teeth in it……though I don’t imagine they will be there for long.
I don’t think BT&J like dental French ticklers.
Your first sentence alone was perfect.
I’ve got old green nasty socks that spent more time In the Marines than scrotum face. I guess Allah thinks bees are more important than scrotum faces, Allah makes them powerfull enough to take warriors off the battlefield. Screw this wanna be. Die in prison azzhole.
Only 15 years? Sorry ass 9th Circuit…..
OT: was gonna stick this in the weekend thread but couldn’t wait. Guy catches kid keying cars. Really makes the case for corporal punishment for kids. Bring back the paddle. https://streamable.com/4e3qh
Kid whines like a stuck pig… when he called the woman a whore, it woulda been great to see her do the same thing to his little punk ass!
HEY Everitt Aaron Jameson, today is the first day of the rest of your fifteen year sentence, Aloha Snackbar!