Pr0n star stops school shooting

| May 20, 2018

Apparently, pr0n star, Mia Khalifa felt that the only way students in her area would be safe from her would be for her to turn in her shotgun to the police. ISIS will be glad to know she unarmed – they sent Mia death threats according to Wiki;

She received online death threats after she ranked No. 1 on Pornhub, including a manipulated image of a Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant executioner preparing to behead her, and a message warning her that she would go to Hell, to which she replied “I’ve been meaning to get a little tan recently”. Lebanese newspapers wrote articles critical of Khalifa, which she considered trivial due to other events in the region

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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Frankie Cee

It IS Austin Texas, Where unicorn farts and rainbows are bottled and sold.

Deplorable B Woodman

She better not go home (ME) anytime soon.

Perry Gaskill

That Mia. She can be so thoughtful and all when she’s not distracted by performing fellatio…

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

She prefers to take hot loads, not shoot them

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

I thought she wouldha preferred a pump action.
Occupational carpal tunnel perhaps???

UpNorth

Yeah, carpal tunnel in both wrists, perhaps she’s on workman’s comp now, and can’t pump anything?

Claymore

So how many kids died on her face over the course of her career?

E4 Mafia For Life.

LMAO!!!

Pigmy

\end thread we have a winner

rgr769

To her, that pistol was just another phallus, and she gets plenty of short range time with the real deal in her illustrious career. If the ‘slamonazi’s ever get her in their clutches, something tells they will not be deterred by her offer of a defensive blow job.

5JC

She will assume the Karate style of the Three Eyed Turtle and give them the whatfor

Ex-PH2

Why did she have it in the first place?

She doesn’t look like the sort that goes hunting to fill the larder. I doubt that she even knows which end of a frying pan works and which one doesn’t.

5JC

I am pretty surw she can work out which end of the frying pan she is supposed to use. Maybe not the way you are thinking….

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Why were these devote muslim isis peeps looking at porn hub skin flicks.Hmmmmmmmmmm

5JC

Research for target lists duh. Porn is banned in the Isalmic State and the entire Muslim world which is why no one looks at it there.

Twist

When I was in Iraq I couldn’t go 48 hours without an Iraqi Army Soldier asking me for a skin mag.

5JC

Good thing you did not have any as it would be a GO1 violation.

5JC

Too Many Jokes…. mind is overloading…. Must break free….

11B-Mailclerk

-Virtue- signaling by a…..

Was she concerned with an accidental disch…

…short stroked…

….full choke….

…bang….

Old Trooper

Damn dude………..just damn.

I have to dry my eyes, I was laughing so hard I was crying.

You win the internet for today.

Well done!

5JC

My dad told me when I was a youth that a woman who has sex for money is a whore. Nothing I have seen since then has changed that opinion. While a whore’s opinion on gun control is worth noting (seeing how most live a depressing life of perpetual victimhood and substance abuse) it isn’t an opinion that most people should hold.

Yef

You are teh racisss!!!!!111

Womyn have rites too, you know.

Ex-PH2

No, Yef, you got the terminology all wrong again.

It’s ‘male chauvinist pig’, not ‘raysisss’.

5JC

In all fairness a man who has sex for money is also a whore. Does that make it better?

SSG Kane

A man who has sex for money is a gigolo, not a whore, or did you miss that patriarchy outreach memo?

Old Trooper

Manwhore

5JC

Yeah man-whore. Both prostitutes.

Normally both have sex with men for money.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/manwhore

AW1Ed

Next will be a “Gun Free Zone” sign in her yard.

Yef

If pictures are worth a thousand words, then that cop’s face in that picture is worth a thousand pictures.

5JC

I know exactly what he is thinking too:
“Cant wait to get back to the car and get out the hand sanitizer. If this chick gives me herpes the wife will never believe me. Why couldn’t they have picked the rook for this BS media stunt?”.

Stacy0311

#sobrave
#sostupid
#souseless
#didnothing

Is that how the kids are doing it these days? Slactivism

rgr769

Just re-read Jonn’s post and looked at the pics as well as her tweets. First, the pump shotgun looks to be a cheap 12 guage pump that likely cost about $300.00. But she claims its value is the $1,500 she is donating to that Everytown farce. The shotgun in that pic doesn’t have a value of $1500 anyplace on planet Earth. Second, we should believe she made that donation when we see proof Everytown cashed her check and it didn’t bounce. I am suspecting someone paid her to do this little stunt and gave her that cheap ass shotgun.

Sparks

rgr769, I was heading on down to post my own comment about that and by golly, you beat me to it. I bet she’ll try to take a charitable donation on her taxes for it. I hope the IRS sees the photo and asks, “wait…what? $1500 deduction for a maybe $300 used POS. AUDIT!”

I also bet it was “used” in some ugly ways. Hope the Officer gets tested.

Tallywhagger

You can still get a very decent shotgun for under $400. Not a Wingmaster but Winchester has some very serviceable pump action offerings.

As to pump action sluts? Damned if I know but I’d sooner wake up in the morning with 12 gauge than 22 gauge IM needle in the butt 🙂

Her glasses remind of those two girls who worked at State under Obama, was it Psaki and Harf?

RGR 4-78

“Her glasses remind of those two girls who worked at State under Obama”

The naughty librarian look.

TF-BA

I could not agree more. Just to dogpile; it’s gonna take what, a whole three months before something (or creep) goes bump in the night and she’s out the door the next morning to the pawn shop to find another used $250 dollar 870. Fucking classic. She handed over her “the police don’t get here fast enough” shotgun. Give it a minute and she’ll have another. You know, as soon as she can wipe the virtue off her face. What a dumbass.

SFC D

That’s not virtue on her face.

rgr1480


If all of us were to #DoSomething small

I’ve done a small bit of research here … I don’t think Mia Khalifa has ever done anything small….

Mason

“There are no small parts, only small actors.”

Though calling her an actress casts a pretty wide net to the term.

Mohammed Ben Dover

She did NOT perform with ANY small actors, not in the porn industry. [so I’ve been told]

OWB

Surprise, surprise. The clueless are advertising again.

On the other hand, it simply isn’t startling that someone, presumably the lawful owner of a firearm, decides to trade it or give it away. Did the new owner pass a background check? Maybe not, since it was surrendered to the PD. Might this correctly be called “the PD loophole?”

FatCircles0311

Yeah she quit porn because she scared of Muslims coming for her. Now she’s scared inanimate objects will go on a killing spree.

Sparks

One of her Tweet friends posted this:

May 19
Jeff Solomon Retweeted Govfella

I was with her when she bought that weapon. We had it within 10 minutes of entering the store. No background check. Nothing about that experience was “well regulated”. That weapon was just symbolic of a problem. Respect her 1st amendment rights instead of worrying about her 2nd.

Sorry but I am calling complete and utter bullshit on the “No background check.” That is an out and out lie. No store in Texas or elsewhere is going to risk their license and serious ATF fines and prosecution for handing a weapon over the counter for cash of blowjobs. Even if Jeff here was the one offering the blowjob or an ass licking while she worked over the clerk’s crank.

He also added this special nugget:

Jeff Solomon@JERFsolo
May 19

If you’re mad at @miakhalifa because she turned in her gun then you’re against responsible gun ownership. No one is more irresponsible 😂. We used to take it off the wall to make the *Shunk Shank* sound when bored.

So a big thank you is in order. If you’re taking the weapon down and racking it for the “fun” sound when you’re bored, you and we better off without you having it.

As far as the #Dosomething goes, I can think of something she could do to help. Get a lobotomy.

Hondo

As far as the #Dosomething goes, I can think of something she could do to help. Get a lobotomy

Well, being a porn star isn’t exactly a job requiring great intelligence. Perhaps she already had one.

rgr769

Especially true when we are talking about a low end pump shotgun that cost between $200 to $250, with a profit of $15 to $25. This whole thing is a proggie anti-gun agitprop stunt. Also, Ms. Khalifa looks like she is not even Muzz, as she doesn’t have a uni-brow or the look of your basic muzz-cow. Even though not a muzzie, she is 100% skank and a tool of the hate-America left.

Wireman611

Wax works

Ex-PH2

Why is the gun shop not named in this charade?

Because it didn’t happen the way Boyfriend says it did, so he’s complicit in her twaddle.

A Proud Infidel®™

How do we know that shotgun isn’t a ultra El Cheapo Norinco made in China? Anyway, she can now run around feewing GOOD about herself.

#SenselessBullshitGesture

rgr769

It is likely that it is the cheapest version of the Mossberg 500 with the high grade (not) packing crate wood stock with a 30 to 32 inch barrel. Saw one on Gunbroker for $ 230.

OWB

If she paid $1500 for that then she is very unlikely to have purchased it from a licensed gun dealer.

RGR 4-78

The old saying come to mind.

A fool and her money are soon parted.

E4 Mafia For Life.

Or a fool and her legs are soon parted

RGR 4-78

🙂

SFC D

Or a fool and her legs are soon parted for money.

USMC Steve

Or she is just stupid. I don’t expect much from a porn whore. Bet she ain’t wearing any skivvies either.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

What are the odds that as soon as the LEO drives back to the station, that shotgun is going to wind up in the trunk of his POV.

Mason

Back a decade or two, it’d be about 100% chance.

Now? 0%. He put it into evidence and filed his report. Big dept in a liberal city, no fun to be had.

OldManchu

What a sad looking douche of a cop standing there trying not to get a boner. Have some dignity sir! What a disgrace to participate in such attention whoring being done by a real life whore.

Thunderstixx

I doubt he is getting a woodie. I know that just thinking about something that worn out would be like fucking a cow…
I’m certain that you could drive a flatbed semi hauling a Cat D9 into that skank’s hole(s)…
How far down have the dimmocrats gone down to using skanks, whores, complete morons, fake investigation into Russian collusion to set policies and as moral centers to base their opinions on…
I mean, that cunt has no doubt fucked everything with a dick in the city of Austin’s homeless community no doubt…

Tallywhagger

I knew one woman, such as that. Not only was there NO friction or fit but she was cold “down there”. She was alive, goddammit! (Before and after)

Hondo

Sounds like the same lady Mick & Keith wrote about in one of their songs, Tallywhagger. Maybe they knew her too. (smile)

rgr769

One has to wonder whether she has plied her trade with ol’ Stormy “I’m an adult film Star” Daniels.

SFC D

I can neither confirm nor deny that there may or not be places on the interwebs that may or may not have video evidence of such an encounter. If I were to have such knowledge, I would not be allowed to speak of it. At least not on a GOV network.

SFC D

Kinda like tossing a hot dog down the hallway.

The Other Whitey

She confirms the rumor that she’s a dumb slut.

2/17 Air Cav

No, no, no. She’s a victim. Stick to the script.

11B-Mailclerk

Since the Left has a well-demonstrated tendency to murder and mayhem in support of their “progress”, I think this sort of display is a good thing and should be encouraged.

Point these posing idiots at their Left-hardcore associates, for name and shame. Plenty of potential for blue-on-blue conflict.

Pointing out excessive carbon footprint from the AntiFools might also be productively entertaining.

I know they have no logical consistency, and hypocrisy abounds. But their “true believers” can be utilized to increase thier own disfunction.

And entertainment value boosts the morale of Americans.

dusty1

Bit like that meme where the woman says to a man…I handed in my gun to stop school shootings, the man replies…I chopped off my dick to stop rape.

E4 Mafia For Life.

I wonder if #DoSomethingSmall is a program that helps beta males with inadequate genitals get laid.

2/17 Air Cav

She says she’s donating $1500. How many boinks is that?

Docduracoat

What does she plan to do if someone breaks into her house wanting to kill her?
She has received death threats from Islamists.
Of course, dial 911
And while waiting the several minutes for them to arrive?
Get your shotgun and barricade yourself in the bedroom would be a good strategy.
Oh, you gave your shotgun away?
Do you have a revolver?
No?
You now have a serious problem

SFC D

She’d be pretty thoroughly fucked and not on camera this time.

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