Dennis Chevalier; update

| May 4, 2018

About four years ago, we republished a blog post from Military Phonies about Dennis Chevalier who claimed to be an Air Force Lieutenant Colonel pilot. It turns out that his only military service was 20 days in the Texas National Guard;

He joined forces with Dan Bernath and Dallas Wittgenfeld in a joint effort to put an end to TAH. It looks like he’s followed the same path as the other DRG members. He’s been arrested for aggravated Assault with a deadly weapon;

It looks like he’s being held without bail.

And TAH still stands.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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AztoVA

Douche!

sj

Those were the good old days. If you’re new to TAH, its a great read to scan through the Heavy Chevy threads.

thebesig

All one has to do is to Google Dennis Howard Chevalier or Denny H Chevalier. Not only does This Aint Hell, and Military Phonies, show up, but my blog Writer Cube show up in the results. :mrgreen:

A whole bunch of pictures of him show up as well. With that above photo, and arrest record, women have additional information to review before deciding to date him.

I remember joining you and a few others in hammering him. :mrgreen:

rgr1480

You certainly did a great job of cobbling everything together and making it sound like a tv/radio interview.

Good job, thebesig! And did you ever cobble together the second interview, “what it’s like to be married to Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier”?

BTW …. what does KAH-COW mean? It is exclaimed a few times in the “interview.” Is that like a “ka-Pow!” gun shot?

thebesig

Part 1 of the interview, Dennis Howard Chevalier, also known as Denny H Chevalier: phony claims:

http://writer-cubed.blogspot.com/2015/04/dennis-denny-howard-chevaliers-phony_8.html

Part 2 of the interview, Dennis Howard Chevalier, also known as Denny H Chevalier: phony claims:

http://writer-cubed.blogspot.com/2015/04/dennis-denny-howard-chevaliers-phony.html

The “Kah-cow” comments are from the Blue Falcon, of the Ranger Up videos, where he keeps saying, “Kaw-cow” around the time he blue falcons those around him. :mrgreen:

A Proud Infidel

“Ka-COW” saounds much like the call of the Blue Falcon wich is “Ca-CAW”.

rgr1480

Thanks, y’all.

HMC Ret

And the TAH crowd roars its approval. Who would have thought a miscreant such as Dennis the Menace would misbehave.

Hey, Denny, fuck you and your 20 day ‘career’.

thebesig

We gave him plenty of actionable advice here, even though we knew that he was going to stubbornly follow through with what he wanted to do.

AW1 Tim

WOOT!

AW1Ed

Standing ovation!

IDC SARC

Enjoy your honeymoon, bitch.

USAF RET

Man, I am such a freaking loser….took me 15 yrs to make O-5 and this genius did it in 20 days. All of that wasted time.

Lying punk bitch

sj

Plus flight school and AC on a Compass Call 130!

Combat Historian

This must have happened while he was on mid-tour leave while deployed to the Middle-East. I hear that those COMPASS CALL missions over Syria these days are high-stress due to Russkie ECM jamming…(sarc)

M48DAT

24 years and all I got was E7

SFC D

Yeah, me too. Ain’t we a pair. Maybe we could buy a couple of vowels and change the “E” to an “O”. We could start a Go Fund Me page…

HMC Ret

Ditto here … 23 years and I had to settle for E-7, HMC. Who knew there was career path like the one Chevalier took? I missed out completely, but at least I served with honor and am proud beyond words for my service, unlike Chevalier. Hey, Dennis, how proud are you of your 20 day career? Just checking.

M48DAT

I hate me.

Mayhem

Gawd I suk ! 23 years wasted clawing my way up the ladder of mediocrity only to reach the E-7 rung. My wife and kids must be so ashamed. Excuse me but I think I’m gonna go smoke some Drain-o now.

HMC Ret

I’ll join you, Mayhem. I’m ashamed to be seen in public. I’m going to clean my handguns now.

2/17 Air Cav

It is Doctor Chevalier! He didn’t spend $99.99 and send in two boxtops just to be called mister!

thebesig

Also, the photo with the lab coat.

GDContractor

Hey! It’s hard to find a serial rapist profiler!

NormanS

Willie Nelson shouldn’t be that hard to find …

Inspector

For someone who was apart of MENSA at one time, he sure is making stupid decisions in his life.

sj

Wasn’t he in MESNA?

Hondo

The SWEADEN chapter, I believe.

Inspector

Righto.

sj

Will he lose his mall cop job now? And his fake squad car? And his PI license? And his girl friend(s)?

thebesig

He would be in a deeper bind if that were to happen. However, he only has himself to blame. I wouldn’t be surprised if the above arrest is related to an interaction with a girlfriend/wife.

GDContractor

I still say there’s something weird about the fact that some random young Asian kid stood at the front door of his ex-wife’s house and shot the first person that opened the door. Weird coincidence?

Ex-PH2

That’s MESNA, not MENSA, and how can anyone forget his history of eating 7 pounds of cheese in one night????

What happened to his hair? He used to have hair, didn’t he? And was he still driving around with a front seat full of GUNNNZZZZ and stuff??

Well, after all this time, it could not happen to a more deserving fellow.

Now he gets to be a prison bride, right?

thebesig

He was featured here completely bald and shaved. He had hair when he was younger.

On the 7 pounds block of cheese:

Originally posted by Fedupexwifeofdhc

Seriously guys. I was spending 500 to 600 in groceries a week and it was the 2 of us!!! I was never home to eat the shit. I bought a 7lb bag of cheese and grapes for my breakfast that should of lasted me 2 weeks, I said do not eat. . I get up the next morning gone!! 7 lbs of fucking cheese! !! Who the fuck eats 7 lbs of cheese over night and doesn’t remember?

He’s looking to be at the other end of the deal regarding the “girlfriend/wife” equation.

ChipNASA

I have only ever been able to eat maybe 1/2 to 1 lb of cheese at a sitting.
I’m such a loser putz.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

So the guy walks into the diner and says to the waitress that he wanted a lamb chops augratin dinner so the waitress yells to the chef in the back “Cheese It, The Chops”

ChipNASA

You should be forced to be Dennis’ cellmate for that joke.

rgr1480

gyaaaaaaa …. ugggh!

I’m gonna steal that one.

Hondo

Assuming he’s still in jail, I’m guessing he’s NOT eating very many 7 lb blocks of cheddar these days.

MrBill

Maybe Denny heard they served government cheese in prison. 😉

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

swormy

Hopefully the only cheese he’ll be eating in prison is “head cheese”…

thebesig

Originally posted by Hondo:

Assuming he still in jail, I’m guessing he’s NOT eating very many 7 lb blocks of cheddar cheese these days.

And, assuming that he’s still in jail, I’m guessing he’s NOT bragging about having over three decades of law enforcement experience under his belt. 🙄

Hondo

Dunno about that, thebesig. He may still be bragging to everyone about his LE past.

Remember: he’s MENSA – and from SWEADEN. I’m sure he thinks he can “handle it”. (smile)

thebesig

I wonder how the other prisoners would handle his bragging about his having over 30 years of law enforcement experience, to include being a member of SWAT. :mrgreen:

2/17 Air Cav

“I need protective custody! I once worked as a security guard at a cheese warehouse!”

“Denied.”

OWB

Give him a white lab coat for protection.

A Proud Infidel

Bubba & Thor won’t use protection when they bust his cherry if it hasn’t happened already!

Hack Stone

In order to generate Level IV Spew Alerts, please use the phrase “bust hisbrown cherry”.

HMC Ret

The cheese he’s now eating in prison isn’t in the form of blocks. I’m thinking the cheese he presently eats is more along the line of crotch rot cheese. Similar to smegma.

rgr769

Is that the cheese known as Fromunda? I hear it is from the Taint region of France.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’m sure he’s a connoisseur of the Cockmeat Sammich and Ghey Whey Shake served at the BTJT Deli…

Hayabusa

It looks like he’s followed the same path as the other DRG members.

Well, since he’s a “pilot”, maybe he can follow Bernath’s path all the way to the end.

I.e., controlled flight into terrain.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

With a “May Day” for effect.

Old Trooper

I remember this ass monkey. Now he’s gonna be someone’s bitch.

Ex-PH2

Where is the blobfish picture?

rgr1480

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Blobfish Australian Museum Image

rgr1480

Image from
https://australianmuseum.net.au/image/fathead-psychrolutes-aka-mr-blobby

The scientists and crew on board the RV Tangaroa affectionately called this fish ‘Mr Blobby’. The fish’s body is flabby and not adapted to be out of water! The yellowish ‘blob’ on the right side of Mr Blobby’s mouth is a parasitic copepod.

The specimen now resides in the Australian Museum Ichthyology Collection (AMS I.42771-001). It was initially fixed in formaldehyde and is now preserved in 70% ethyl alcohol. The fixation process has ‘tightened’ Mr Blobby’s skin so his ‘nose’ has shrunk and he no longer retains his ‘cute’ look.

thebesig

Fixed that for you. :mrgreen: Someone copy edited an image like that onto Dennis Howard Chevalier’s head, in the photo where Denny H Chevalier wears his CAP coveralls.

rgr1480

I have no idea what you’re talking about. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

But … I can send the image to Jonn or someone else who has edit approvals.

I know a guy who knows a guy.

thebesig

You could send it to me, my username here is the same as my yahoo one. :mrgreen:

rgr1480

Thanks for adding the photo.

Combat Historian

Did he pistol-whip prospective wife number 9 ??

RGR 4-78

He may have attacked another defenseless 7 lb. bag of cheese.

Bobo

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer PhD.

HMC Ret

Is he claiming to be a PhD, MD or DO?

rgr1480

He was claiming a PhD.

Previously … as mentioned in the book, The Certified Criminal Investigator Body of Knowledge By American College of Forensic Examiners Institute
[GoogleBooks link]
https://books.google.com/books?id=KhTYCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT11&lpg=PT11&dq=dennis+chevalier,+phd&source=bl&ots=bDtECU9ier&sig=4iqMuBnWhBFOCH58j4X5F7heH4s&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9ror__OzaAhUQu1MKHQYlDSUQ6AEIYDAN#v=onepage&q=dennis%20chevalier%2C%20phd&f=false

Dennis Chevalier, PhD, is eager to bring students and professionals into the 21st century using a unique combination of education and experience coupled with 26 years of experience in law enforcement in operations, academy, and Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) systems management. He holds a PhD in criminal psychology, and MS degree in management of criminal justice, and a BS degree in criminal justice, all from Colorado Technical University. Dr. Chevalier is dedicated to enthusiastic and dynamic teaching as means of creating and nurturing a lifelong love of knowledge in criminal justice professionals.

Of course someone probably hacked the book author’s hard drive and slipped it in the book without anyone’s knowledge ….. (^_^)

Now, according to his LinkedIn page, he’s only an MS:

The Internet world of the Damned by Dennis Chevalier, MSCJ (c) 2015

RGR 4-78

“is dedicated to enthusiastic and dynamic teaching”

I bet his ex-wives can attest to this.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

And the diet of 7 pounds of cheese a day has certainly taken a heavy toll on this pug.

OldSoldier54

Well, well, well … Heavy Chevy.

Neener, neener, neener. Have fun in the graybar.

OWB

Ya just had to think that one of these days somebody in the multiple jurisdictions he played his stupid wannabe LEO games would have enough extra time to nail his idiotic frame to the jailhouse door. Seems Denny-boy’s day has finally come.

Did he ever return that badge he carried to the PD from which he “BORROWED” it? What was that town – Hutchins, or some such?

What an utter ass. He was smart enough to keep most of his activities somewhat under the radar, but not quite. His ego can’t take just being an ordinary citizen – he had to always claim to be the hero of something or another.

Arrogance finally brings down the best, and the worst, of them.

ChipNASA

BBBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*snort*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

┌∩┐(^ _ ^)┌∩┐

2/17 Air Cav

DRG #1. Dead after jailing

DRG #2. Awaiting trial

DRG #3. Status Unknown

TAH: Thriving

rgr1480

DRG #2 awaiting trial? I thought he was slapped on the wrist and let go.

???

SITREP, over.

2/17 Air Cav

I assumed that since Dr Chevy (a/k/a DRG #2 was arrested and charged that trial is pending. I am hopeful, but unaware of his actual legal status.

rgr1480

Oh! I must have been thinking about DRG #3. He was slapped on the wrist and released, right?

Frankie Cee

I thought that ol’ Dullas Whipitnflogit was ordered to Alcohol rehab. What ever came of his StOoPiD vIdEo of him in the American Legion HQ? Wasn’t that taken as stalking or something, perhaps, “PuKeY dRuNk LoItErInG”?
I have heard that he my be experiencing difficulties in the future. Difficulties of a “non-Judicial” sort. The streets have ears.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Yeah, he is definitely in a wee bit O’trouble.

Dennis - not chevy

The National Guard wasted no time in getting rid of him; check the Report of Separation, “Not available for signature”. 20 days of service, I’ve spent more time PSCing from one base to the next with travel time, leave in route, and TDY in route for training. Maybe he thinks he’ll be released for erroneous something or other.

sj

The Texas State Guard kicked “Sgt” (or was it PVT?) Chevy’s ass out too. A volunteer organization.

thebesig

He was a corporal. He resigned, he saw the writing on the wall. His discharge order suggests that Dennis Howard Chevalier, a.k.a. Denny H Chevalier, phony Gulf War veteran, phony C-130 pilot, phony retired US Air Force Lieutenant Colonel, phony SWAT veteran, etc., created a hostile working environment within his unit of the Texas State Guard.

CA_SGT

Did he assault someone over cheese?

thebesig

One of two possibilities behind the actions of Dennis Howard Chevalier also known as Denny H Chevalier phony veteran, Phony Gulf War Veteran, phony retired U.S. Air Force Lieutenant Colonel, Phony C-130 pilot, phony SWAT veteran: 1. He is alleged to have committed aggravated assault, with a weapon, against a “family member” or… 2. He is alleged to have committed aggravated assault, with a weapon, in his “rent-a-cop” capacity… http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/docs/pe/htm/pe.22.htm Sec. 22.02. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT. (a) A person commits an offense if the person commits assault as defined in Sec. 22.01 and the person: (1) causes serious bodily injury to another, including the person’s spouse; or (2) uses or exhibits a deadly weapon during the commission of the assault. (b) An offense under this section is a felony of the second degree, except that the offense is a felony of the first degree if: (1) the actor uses a deadly weapon during the commission of the assault and causes serious bodily injury to a person whose relationship to or association with the defendant is described by Section 71.0021(b), 71.003, or 71.005, Family Code; (2) regardless of whether the offense is committed under Subsection (a)(1) or (a)(2), the offense is committed: (A) by a public servant acting under color of the servant’s office or employment; (B) against a person the actor knows is a public servant while the public servant is lawfully discharging an official duty, or in retaliation or on account of an exercise of official power or performance of an official duty as a public servant; (C) in retaliation against or on account of the service of another as a witness, prospective witness, informant, or person who has reported the occurrence of a crime; or (D) against a person the actor knows is a security officer while the officer is performing a duty as a security officer; or (3) the actor is in a motor vehicle, as defined by Section 501.002, Transportation Code, and: (A) knowingly discharges a firearm at or in the direction of a habitation, building, or vehicle; (B) is reckless as to whether the habitation, building, or… Read more »

Combat Historian

Heavy Chevy with his 20 days in BCT just only barely beat out the all-time TAH record-breaker for short-time trainee discharges and just featured the other day: Ron Etzig the phony paratrooper with his 16 days at Reception Station…

Good going, Cheeseslayer, you’re now Number 2 on the trainee discharge hit-parade…

thebesig

From what I understand, he didn’t even make it to BCT. Certain issues prevented that, and contributed to his being removed for fraudulent enlistment.

JimV

A retard for sure.

GDContractor

Unfortunately, he does not show up here when searching by last name or CID number. I suspect that he got sprung a couple of weeks ago.
https://ijis.tarrantcounty.com/inmatesearch/default.aspx

Just An Old Dog

Unfortunately I believe you are right. A law dog on here might chime in but I think a lot of times the 0 bail simply means he was booked then released later on his own recognizance.
Charges could have been dropped by now.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I hope your not related to the late great Maurice.

RGR 4-78

IIRC he is a great nephew or something, it is in the original thread linked above.

BryanChevalier

No he was adopted. My grandpa Howard was related but he adopted my father Dennis and uncle Jerry. My uncle Jerry is Dennis’s twin but polar opposite. Actually an amazing person where as Dennis is a fat slop of shit.

Tallywhagger

He’s kind of young to be even uglier than Bernath.

“one thing you can’t hide, is when you’re crippled inside” JL

thebesig

He grew his beard out, and switched to glasses, and also goes by the name Denny H Chevalier. Attempting to change his image and name to escape the history available on him online.

Hack Stone

I guess assuming the name Palmer Chevalier would be too obvious.

JarHead Pat

All I can say is …wait for it…BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS FUCKING CUNT WAS A TOTAL POS, I remember how he tried to get into our Afghanistan Vets group on FB, when we found out he was a complete fraud,and told him to fuck off, he trolled the fuck out of us and our members. Hope he likes tube steaks…

Former EM1/SS

Good to see an old friend pop back up. Maybe next we can get the round ranger himself? Sadly, my absolute favorite wont be back (Lawn Dart Dan, may he rest in pieces)

I love it when they come and ‘explain themselves’ Please feel free to remind me of some of the best ‘sock-tastic’ types, looking back at old posts would have to beat mowing the lawn this weekend

Carlton G. Long

A 20 day wonder…

C2Show

Goodbye Ole Denny, we will miss you! Probably talking in tongues in his jail cell. Delusional fuck.

Just An Old Dog

He has been posted on there before. I admin that site.
About two years ago I had a lady he tried to catfish on a dating site message me.
She said she met him at a mall for coffee and all her alarms went off. He was about 60 pounds heavier than what his photo let on and he was saying he was a Lieutenant that ran a security company that carried fully automatic weapons because they guarded ATM techs working on machines.
He was a total creeper.

C2Show

Lol what a piece of shit and a loser. I guess he will be laying low since he deleted his accounts.

ChipNASA

Sad Dennis is Sad.

A Proud Infidel

So does he have Ex-Wives numbers 9 and 10 yet? Hey, ‘ol “Blobfish” made what, Fecal Four in the SV Tournament?

C2Show

Hey API, He is a GOD DAMN MEATSHIELD!

Hack Stone

It’s not his fault that he has a lot of love to give.

thebesig

Originally posted by A Proud Infidel:

So does he have Ex-Wives numbers 9 and 10 yet? Hey, ‘ol “Blobfish” made what, Fecal Four in the SV Tournament?

He made dookie deuce with Daniel Bernath. The later became the coprolite one.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=57397

Combat3c0

It took me close to 19 years to make E-6 (it was the air force and I had family issues). Anyway maybe if I ate the 7 pounds of cheese I would have made E-7 before I retired.

SGT Fon

whats going on with Dallas Wittgenfeld? is he still in lock up or was that someone else?

Just An Old Dog

Dallas got 90 days last year around Thanksgiving but they let him go about Christmas.
He is still running his man-pleaser and trying to get at he Shipley’s.
He made some comments online about the Voepel kerfuffle.

SGT Fon

thanks for the update OD.

Green Thumb

Heavy Chevy.

What a tool.

RM3(SS)

Love that look on his face. “you’re going to put that where?” LOL! Bubba gots him a bitch!