George Davila; phony Green Beret
Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this couple George and Eva Davila. His wife gets included in this bust because she was complicit with George’s lies about his service;
George Davila was NEVER a Green Beret of any kind
He was:
NEVER an 18C
NEVER an 18F
NEVER in the 20th Special Forces Group
NEVER even Airborne
NEVER saved the life of Marty XXXXXXXX
NEVER almost received the Silver Star “or higher” as he claims
NEVER spent 20 years in the service as he claims
NEVER even attempted the Special Forces Qualification course as he claims when he was giving advice to a young man getting ready to go.
NEVER hit a COL as he claims. (how does he think anybody would even begin to believe that level 10 Bullshit)
IS NOT a blood brother with the same mom as the president of a local SFA Chapter as he claims (verified by the guy himself he said was his brother)
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
bet he salutes himself in the mirror and flexes.
douche.
I’m sure he couldn’t even hack it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In the Rear).
nah, API, bets are that he could hack on it all he wants. I bet he can….take it…just fine. no worries about it. he’s just, you know, letting it all hang out and taking it all in. at first, it was a bit rough and left him feeling uncomfortable, but he’s learned to just swallow his fears and enjoy the ride.
ok, i’m done with the bad puns.
Or at All-Points Logistics….
The only green beret this guy had was when he was a girl scout.
You forgot one….NEVER an honest, truthful, useful citizen either!!
Looks like he was a cop. What’s wrong with being a cop? Another perfectly fine example of service stuffed into a bag o’ poop and lit on fire.
Cocksucker!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Cocksucker.
Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Thermonuclear Double-Tap
Time for a rousing rendition of the new, improved-
Ballad of the Green Bidet
Dedicated to George Davila and his lovely bride, Eva, today’s fake Green Beret and abettor.
Faking assholes, like this guy,
The fat slobs, who always lie.
Men who failed in every way,
Try to steal the Green Beret.
Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
One hundred times, they’ll boast today
“Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!”
E-bay wings, upon his chest,
Trying to look, like America’s Best,
One hundred men, he’ll blow today.
B’cause Georgie is, a Green Bidet.
Blowing winos, at bus stops.
Sporting Medals, like stage props,
He never earned it, but he’ll say,
“Look at me, a Green Beret.
The Internet, has found him out.
Gone his name, and his clout.
His own shit, upon his tray,
Served to him, a Green Bidet.
Comfort dog, at his side.
Shiny wide glide, for his ride.
He will pose, another day,
Because he earned, The Green Bidet
Tip ‘o the chapeau to 11B-mailclerk,
RCAF-CHAIRBORNE, A Proud Infidel®™, and 26Limabeans
Blowing winos
At bus stops
Sporting Medals
Like stage props
He never earned it, but he’ll say,
“Look at me, a Green Beret.
The Internet
Has found him out
Gone his name
And his clout,
His own shit
Upon his tray,
Served to him
A Fake Beret.
Well done, API! New verses have been added to The Ballad of the Green Bidet, with appropriate credit of course.
Thankyuhverymuch!!!
I may take a bit of artistic license to it, make it flow better, but all contributors will receive full credit for their efforts.
Comfort dog
At his side
Shiny wide glide
For his ride
He will live
Another day
Because he earned
The Green Bidet
Change “live” to “pose”
Copy, thanks. Verse added.
Brag and bling, every bit
We all know he’s full of shit,
Running his mouth all the way,
That is him, The Green Bidet.
ALL that time in service and he only had a “Sham Shield” to show for it. What, he couldn’t make it past Permanent Motor Pool Police Call/Latrine Orderly, was he perpetually mediocre or a combo thereof?
Hey, there is an eagle in that rank insignia. So it is sorta like being a full bird colonel. After all, it is the only rank other than full bull that has an eagle.
He now has the Latrine Orderly fun of attempting to clean up his own shit on the interwebs. Enjoy your Goooogle fame, Georgie.
Ahem.
Really confused ’em at Air Force bases when attired in a flight suit.
*grin*
I was talking Army rank insignia. I am well aware of the Navy bird and chevrons, my AMM1 father wore that insignia as a Lockheed PV-1 crewman/plane captain. At the AFB, maybe they mistook you for a Colonel Sgt.
Of course. Actually, a Col/Pvt, as I was a PO3 at the time. Pretty humorous, either way.
PV-1 Ventura? Very cool aircraft. My dad flew P-2V Neptunes.
The PV-1 was the first dedicated ASW U.S. aircraft. It was originally intended to patrol the Atlantic searching for German U-boats, so it could bomb them with depth charges or torpedoes. Later they were utilized in the Pacific. This aircraft was frequently a death trap if one lost an engine during or shortly after take-off. Later in WWII, it was replaced by the PV-2 Harpoon, an improved version of the same airframe.
I remember getting saluted on Bagram AF when I was a Sham Shield.
Out with one year left until a retirement? Gotta be something to that story. Ten years active is a lot of retirement points to let go.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw his timeline. I don’t think that I’ve ever heard of anyone voluntarily bailing out with 19+ years of total service.
Looks like the Army probably put a boot in his ass for doing something stupid just prior to him becoming retirement eligible.
For those of you not familiar with the Reserve Component (NG and Army Reserve) retirement system, here’s a little tutorial that I think applies in this case: 19 years of service is not necessarily 19 years towards retirement. In the reserve components (RC) you can only retire if you have 20 “GOOD” years. When I was in (which coincides with Davila’s service as well) in order to have a “good retirement year” you had to earn a minimum of 50 “retirement points” in each retirement year You earned 15 just for being a member of a drilling unit, and 1 point for each UTA (Unit Training Assembly) thereafter, plus 1 point for each day of active duty (usually the 2 week “summer camp” or Annual Training that RC units do. Weekend drills were either MUTA 4’s (i.e. 4 UTAs for the weekend) or MUTA 5’s if they started on Friday night. Points could also be earned without pay for things like correspondence courses or even volunteering at the unit for no pay (if a soldier had already done his weekend drill he might show up at another unit and “drill for points.”) In Davila’s case, obviously the 9 years of active duty would count as “good” years for retirement, however, after that if he was not a member of a drilling reserve unit, he would not have earned enough points for those years to be “good” retirement years. A year in which a RC member does not earn 50 points is a “bad” year for retirement purposes and doesn’t count towards retirement. And as far as points, they are specific to the retirement year. Each RC member has a RYE (Retirement Year Ending) date and if the RC member does not earn his 50 points before the RYE date that year does not count towards retirement. It doesn’t matter if he earns 250 points the previous year or the next year, the year in which he earned 49 points or less simply does not count towards retirement (though the points themselves DO count for purposes of computing retirement pay.) If… Read more »
Short version: He may have had 19 years in but I’ll bet most of them were in the IRR (Individual Ready Reserve) or ING (Inactive National Guard.) No points = that year doesn’t qualify for retirement.
Another possibility: He was a member of a drilling RC unit but missed so many drills that he was eventually kicked to the curb and put in the IRR.
We did that to a lot of guys in the RC units I was in.
Or he pissed hot. I served with a guy who did that and threw nearly 20 years away. In the RC you could go years without a piss test. Combine that with thinking it’ll be out of your system by the next UTA.
ETS-ing at 19 years as an E-4, for whatever reasons, indicates to me a colossal dick stepper.
“ETS-ing at 19 years as an E-4, for whatever reasons, indicates to me a colossal dick stepper.”
Well said. Yep, chronic lurker TPM winning the Lt. Obvious award today BUT it is well said. and the obvious reference is my comment NOT Mason’s 🙂 Just sayin’
Just a suspicion here, but Ft Campbell was one of the units that the drug testing program got torn a new one by auditors. He may be a product of them having to do a Battalion wide test – lost a stripe and shown out the door all in one easy move. We had several folks on the other side of the state that got themselves into just that situation and were goners within 48 hours just a few years ago.
Actually, one gets 15 points per year in IRR/ING; far short of the minimum required for a good retirement year. I have 23 good years, and 3 more IRR.
One final note WRT the 19 years he served: “Bad” retirement years don’t count towards retirement – but they DO count as Time In Service (TIS) for purpose of the Retention Control Point which makes me think that Davila must have been busted down at some point from at least E-5 because IIRC the RCP for E-4 is either 12 or 15 years.
It may be that he was shamming his way to being a retired E-5 buck sergeant but then got busted or otherwise stepped on his crank, got dropped down to E-4 at which point the RCP meant he was processed for immediate discharge. No retirement, no Tricare, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Which I think makes this video appropriate:
George Davila is a fake Green Beret.
George Davila is a liar.
George Davila is a disgrace.
Welcome to your new Google fame, George. The interwebs are forever.
Go Army!
WTF is wrong with these peeps. I shit in my pants and everything I did wrong in my life passed before my eyes when I got my ARNGUS cap awhile ago and had to use a stitch remover to remove the expert infantry badge that was sewn on that I did not deserve and yet these peeps embelish their Mil service and don’t think anything about doing it. I mentioned my cap EIB incident a number of weeks ago on this site.
Let this be a (harsh) reminder of why pictures of poser spouses are usually redacted. Those chins can never be unseen.
I’m confused as to which one is the wife.
The one I hit.
He shoots, he scores!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Geez, that gave me a deep, soul-clearing laugh. Much obliged!
Aww, just tell George Davila to chin up and I mean ALL FOUR of them!
Someone in the know school this Marine: What is the lapel pin he’s wearing in a few of the pics?
It’s a damn shame: maybe not a STELLAR career, but based off assignments and awards its one he could’ve been proud of. Sometimes the desire for continued “atta boys” is enough to make someone create an identity for themselves.
20th Special Forces badge?
Yupper
That motto always wells me up.
The exact opposite of what liberals have to say about the matter of armed conflict.
Or the role of government in society. Or really anything. They’re more of an “oppress the free” kind of people. 😉
My father feels the same way:
77th SFG; 1st SFG; 6th SFG; 5th SFG (Det B-33); Training Group; JUSMAG-MACTHAI
He knew Lauri Törne (was his SFC team sergeant when “Larry Thorne” was a corporal); later he was LTC Aito Keravouri’s S4.
I don’t think the article on guardiansofthegreenberet.com called that a badge. We would call that a flash and a crest.
Not a badge
Squid mistake, sorry. At least I got the 20th SF part right.
That is the 20th SFGA flash with the SF DUI imposed on it. It is a graphic of what is worn on the beret of SF troopers in that SF Group, which is a reserve component group like the 19th SFGA.
Its a Special Forces Group “Flash”…the shield type emblem identifying his membership in the 20th Special Forces Group.
It looks cool…but I was happy to not have to worry about such unit devices on my uniform.
It is a pin of the 20th Special Forces Group (National Guard) flash; the flash is sewn on the beret — officers have their rank pinned upon the flash and EMs have the Special Forces badge pinned.
http://www.greenberetcd.com/images/D-217.jpg
yeah…Semantics, but I get what you’re saying. I walk among those every day on Bragg, never heard anyone call it anything but a flash regardless of whether it was the patch, sticker, pin, etc. 🙂
Correctamundo, it is always referred to as a “flash” by those that actually wore one. Each SF group has a different one.
Roger that … I was raised on SF and spent many a year at Bragg as a brat.
I posted before reading your’s, so wasn’t trying to sharp-shoot you, SARC. I wouldn’t try to make that mistake.
Appreciate the knowledge drop!
8th MP Brigade , Yongsan? Not Special Forces, but certainly an “Itaewon Ranger”..(with two short time stars, and a STD action ribbon).
Where’s his Soju Experience medal.
No STD Combat Badge from “Hooker Hill”?
I have a feeling this POS couple may have the gall and chutzpah to show up here and sockpuppet. My sockpuppetyspideysensey is tingling in the back of my neck…
Standing by to make the ‘Repel Sockpuppets’ announcement over the TAH Headquarters 1MC.
Foogas primed and ready, on your command…
I freaking LOVE sockpuppets and the responses to them. Come on, puppets, come on.
I hope so, *AAAAHHHHHH* the taste of a fresh chew toy!!!
Wait a minute..I am from San Antonio …so now he is on my radar..I think this is his Linkedin profile. Still active with Vets and is the First Platoon Leader I guess he works under a commander?
https://www.linkedin.com/in/george-davila-32767322/
He was, according to the profile in 2015, the Former President of the University of the Incarnate Word Student Veterans Association, so he’s got that going for him.
Wonder why he stepped down from such a prestigious position?
“DOPPLER TRAFFIC RADAR OPERATION”
Point it at the vehicle. Note the indicated speed. Write the ticket.
It’s not like electronic warfare and you don’t have to belong to the Association of Old Crows but hey, it’s a chit on your resume.
Old Crows, wow haven’t heard of them in years! I have my dad’s Old Crow cufflinks.
Sweet, a 19 year E-4 who managed to get 5 years deep into the GWOT without deploying. I seem to recall the CA/PSYOPS guys were in pretty heavy rotations during that period (we had to beg and steal to get a few for our Iraq deployment in 2005), with everyone who I knew with that functional area in the USAR making multiple deployments. My best guess is that he was such a shit bird that his unit decided that he’d be the least danger to the enemy with his ass in Texas.
Another Special FECES operator… booted out as an E-4 with just under 20 years. I’m guessing that GEORGE DAVILA DORKED THE SQUEAKHOLE so bad that he was shown the door out of the service.
And the missus… she’s just as bad as the huddy… a match made in STOLEN VALOR HEAVEN.
Anyone contact the San Antonio 1st Service Platoon with the bad news yet?
Tool.
Okay, he’s not a real Green Beret, but he says he is.
It’s kind of like him saying he’s pregnant, but he isn’t really because his EPT stick didn’t turn color. It’s his wifey’s fault.
Almost 20 years of active and reserve service and he was a Spc? Yea, the fakery tells me what a spectacular soldier he must have been.
I’m sure he was terminally mediocre as well as an expert shammer.
If he was an MP beginning in Aug 1987 we were at Ft. McClellan at the same time. Need to check my photos when I get home.
Dipshit
To provide some credit where it is due…wifey does at least look like a dependabottomus
Geez Looweez, Georgie-boi, GEORGE GILBERT AVILA, your fake Green Beret POSer shit is weak sauce compared to some of our contenders. Since you were AD for 10 years and served at Ft. Campbell, why not claim 5th Group? Or, you could have claimed attachment to 7th Group and secret drug interdiction ops in South and Central America, like your fellow MP Shane Ladner. I do see from your true personnel records that you are a school trained operator of the breathalyzer machine and the traffic radar gun, so you have that going for you. I guess handing out speeding tickets as an MP wasn’t glorious enough for you and your POSer wife.
At least Mrs. Avila still has both of her legs, something Mrs. Ladner sadly can no longer say. 😉
Too cruel?
Mrs Ladner? You mean Eileen?
Hey, he might have even arrested shoplifters at the PX *GASP!*.
On the image with his resume, at the bottom it lists Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. I’m curious what he was claiming with that entry. I was a Special Agent with the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation for 10 years before moving to the federal level. Impersonating a law enforcement officer is a Class A misdemeanor in Tennessee, with 11 months, 29 days in prison.