Matthew Gosney; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Matthew Gosney, who claims to be a US Navy SEAL. He also claims that he was injured in combat by IED at least twice. He’s being treated for his resulting TBI;
At this link to an interview, at the 13 minute mark, he describes how he went to SEAL Training and how he was shot in the leg and took two IED explosions to his face.
A rational person would assume that a doctor who is trying to sell his treatment for veterans with PTSD and TBI would actually make sure that the patients that he was treating had done anything that would contribute to that condition. I guess we’re not talking about rational people here.
The records show that Gosney was in the United States Navy from 2001 to 2008. He was a Hospital Corpsman as he claims and got out as a HM3 or E4. He served with the Marines as a Lab Technician. He did make at least one deployment to Iraq. What is missing from his records is any mention of BUD/S or being stationed with a SEAL Team. He has no Combat Action Ribbon or Purple Hearts that would of been awarded for combat injuries. By his claims he would have three Purple Hearts.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
No leather vest?
It’s like he’s not even trying.
I would expect better from a Corpsman. As fellow Corpsman and Field Medical Trained (8404), this pisses me off.
I ditto your comment, Chief.
Also how the hell does a TBI doctor not see titanium bolts in this pus eater’s jaw? Did he not take head X-rays/MRI? Treating with hormones? Probably estrogen so his patient is the female side of the butt boy relationship. Me thinks the doctor is a quack.
I would also like to know how he took “at least two IED blasts to the face” and have no visible scars or irregularities to his mug in any of the photos posted. What a phony lying douche. His Iraq tour was likely spent in a lab somewhere extremely safe.
Hey, MATTHEW GOSNEY! Show up here and tell us you story about being a SEAL, assclown! Couldn’t be happy with being an HM and serving with the FSSG, could you? Had to go BALLS DEEP with your bullshit… being with the FMF and deploying wasn’t good enough for your little, fragile ego. Keep on taking a shit all over your service and heing a Hospital Corpsman, MATTHER GOSNEY… your lies are out on the ‘net for all to see.
COCKSUCKER
COCKSUCKER
COCKSUCKER
I’ll direct this towards you as the FMF Corpsman.
How fucking hard is it to make HM3 when you’re with the Marines? Was the fucking FMS 999.99 forever?
It took this clown FIVE FUCKING YEARS to make third!
NHSparky – I saw TWICE (back to back exam cycles) young HNs cut a perfect score on the written exam (both were with FMF units). Some cycles all you had to do was go in and double check your info on the sheet to get advanced.
Seeing how MATTHEW GOSNEY was with 1st FSSG, he should have made HM2 before he got out. Looks like he was at the hospital at Camp Lejeune in the lab (the 2nd FSSG Det annotation was where he would have been deployed with), them 1st FSSG.
FYI – he reenlisted for 4 years in February 2005, yet was discharged in August 2008. Don’t remember any early separation program at that time – I’m suspecting that MATTHEW GOSNEY stepped on his microclit with a set of old-school golf spikes.
Jonn,
Thanks again for continuing to out these frauds. Gonna hit the tip jar now.
First line on his Linkedin – ‘creator of stories’ …. 🙂
Did the hormone treatment work or not?
If it did, he’d remember he was never a SEAL.
Once more for the internet
Matthew Gosney – not combat wounded, not a SEAL.
FMF Corpsman wasn’t good enough for him? WTF
Exactly my thoughts. I kinda figured HMCS(FMF)ret would give him both barrels right in the face, too. I’m sure IDC SARC will chime in with a one word slam as well.
7 years and E4? That normal?
MATTHEW GOSNEY probably didn’t feel like studying for the HM2 exam… as a Advanced Lab Tech, he should have cut a pretty high score to make it on the first or second try (most Advanced Lab Techs are pretty sharp).
But, what do I know… I was just a lowly Respiratory Therapy Tech when I was an HM3… and made HM2 on the second try (took the exam when I was hung over).
Wait a minute…so 3 is lower than 2? Yet another crypto Navy rank thing to confuse us ground pounders. /smile
Gotta mess with all you non-Navy types… 😉
*high-five*
Back in the Continental Army when I served under General George Washington, if you didn’t make E-5 in 8 years – IIRC – your were out.
I wonder if that requirement comes and goes as retention needs change.
My mother made AT3 in two years, but that was during the Korean War.
Nice deer-in-the-headlights look he has, the pisspants candyassed booger-eating bedwetter.
SPEW ALERT – SPEW ALERT – SPEW ALERT
That’s his “I just got pegged in the SQUEAKHOLE by Trigglypuff with the BARBED COCK OF SATAN” look…
Goodness! The phony seals are destroying the other branches in Graybeard’s spreadsheet!!!!!
Me thinks they were challenged by the comments about a four day stretch without a fake Navy SEAL.
I suspect Jonn is waiting until 14JUN to release a large cache of Army phonies. What better time than the anniversary of the Army. The plethora of phony SEALS is a ruse.
He has TBI
Traumatic Ball Injury
It happened by spending a few drunken evenings that led to overnighters with a rabid Bradley Manning the ball monster.
No I think the TBI he has is Tiny Ball Insecurity. That’s why he makes up fake stories about being a SEAL
M.S. in mathematics?
Guessing that is fake too…
Gotta say he’s got the “Thousand Yard Stare” down pretty good. I’m sure next he’ll want Tom Cruise to play him in a movie about himself…
If Obama had a corpseman
“injured in combat by IED at least twice”
Seems to me one would know the exact number of times they got blowed up. More than once? Less than three? Dunno.
Oops! Now Dr Gordon is going to have to throw away all the research findings on this idiot’s TBI and PTSD and start all over. I don’t feel bad for him at all. Dr Stupid could have saved all this wasted time with a few questions at the beginning of the treatment and then found someone that actually had the symptoms.
Or better still, make him sign an SF180 so he could get his records to confirm he actually sustained combat injuries. But hey, that would make too much sense; better just to believe every fraud who comes along. That way you can feed the confirmation bias in your fake study.
…”Claimed” TBI and PTSD….
He does have those conditions if TBI means Tiny Ball Insecurity and PTSD means Penis Too Small Disorder.
And thread’s over, someone hit the lights.
He’s so purty….
I’m just shaking my head over this. He seems to kind of scramble what he wants to do with himself, other than having a jolly time with reading material behind a locked door.
If he took two IED explosions to his face as he alleges, then it’s logical to ask “Is that your REAL face, Matthew?”
My turn to use the initials to words game for Matthew Gosney….
Matthew Gosney took two IED Explosions to the face =
Matthew Gosney took two Inordinately Erect Dick Explosions to the face.
Yep, he DID tell the truth.
NAILED IT.
Had the plastic surgeon give him the David Hogg look too go along with his whine…
Lordy, I cannot spell today… to…
Looks like his hair was injured.
Matthew gosney, you suck
Whoa……..David Koresh just called and wants his top picture back. Dude you suck donkey dicks. Phony piece of shit.
Tra La La, Seals in the lead this week. By the way, does anyone know where he is from?
This appears to match him.
https://www.mylife.com/matthew-gosney/e136669638090#court-and-arrest
He’s from Spokane, Washington (same place of entry into active duty as shown on Line 7a on his DD214).
Also appears to be the same age (36).
Looks like he may have been visited, a time or two, by the long arm of the law.
“took two IED explosions to his face.”
How the hell does anyone get IED explosions to the face when they are in the face down ass up “prison love defilade” position?
Unless “IED” in this discussion means “Intra-oral Ejaculate Depository”.
I imagine this clown swallows so it probably went to his gut.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, sustained a Traumatic Bowel Injury.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, received treatment for his Traumatic Bowel Injury.
He fractured his taint? The horror…
Nah, Mr. “Tiny” be tappin’ some of that MATTHEW GOSNEY, PHONY SEAL AZZZ
“Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, sustained a Traumatic Bowel Injury.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, received treatment for his Traumatic Bowel Injury.”
COPY 5X5 and I would add that:
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, couldn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy/Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, would turn to The Dutch Rudder Gang for Legal Advice.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, is a booger-eating candyassed bedwetter.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, looks like he’s scared shitless of his own shadow in that picture.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, thought he could lie about being a USN SEAL sans consequences but is now reaping the fruits of his con game.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, is suffering heavily from Sandinmanginitis and Fractured Taint Syndrome.
Matthew Gosney, phony SEAL, looks only half as tough as one of today’s college snowflakes.
Hey, MATTHEW GOSNEY, take a moment and go fuck yourself on behalf of every Corpsman who isn’t a Willie Pete Tampon.
Take out your fucking note taking gear; because I know you fucking forget shit and allow me to remind you, because you’re dumb, that all your stupid ass had to do was TELL YOUR SEL you wanted to go to the Infantry. Fucking done. In the food court, burrito in hand as you passed them walking back to your fucking hole at the LAB. POMI would have “found a way” around your NEC if you could muster something other than drooling on your equipment, you fucking queef nugget. You were hiding in a fucking hole, if somehow you didn’t realize that NAVMED was ALL HANDS ON DECK from 01 to 08 kicking guys out of the hospitals straight into the machine. You probably understand this, you fucking jizz sock, since your history of assignments looks like you got MAPPed.
You have demonstrated a rare quality fuckstick. I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on.
You are an example everything no one wants to be when they grow up.
When you finally nut the fuck up and do it, remember to put the rifle on burst and stand in the shower so it’s easy to clean up.
Oh and fuck you.
ATTN A Proud Infidel®™:
Whoa! That ought to go on the Mountain of Shame pile.
Annnnnnnnnnddd I just happened to come across this.
If you see something like this that is certainly worthy of addition to the Mountain of Insults®™ , try to fine me on TAH threads or leave me a comment where you see me posting.
THANKS!!!
This is definitely a jewel.
That photo reminds me of…
“He was one of those guys that had a weird light around him. You just knew he wasn’t going to get so much of a scratch.”
So true.
Matthew Gosney’s facebook page has that freshly scrubbed look, and smells oh so freshly cleaned. But I did leave him some love in a message:
“Claiming to be a SEAL? Standing in the blood of better men than you to claim Valor that you didn’t earn? You want to be famous? You got it, asshole. Your name is going up in lights with every comment left at the blog linked below. Every time someone comments on a post about you, another hit is generated at Goooooooogle. Going to the link and trying to unfuck yourself is probably not in your playbook, is it? You would rather just let it lay, and let the hits rack up at Goooooogle so that anyone looking you up will see what kind of shit head you really are. It must suck to be so pathetic that you have to make up stories.”
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=78850
So I’m guessing from some of the comments that aside from being a little deficient in gaining rank, this guy had seven years’ honorable service. Sad that he had to crap all over it.
Who cares! Why do you care if some idiot wants to portray himself as a SEAL. No one cares. He has not violated any laws. Does this make you feel like a bigger man? You must be pretty low on the social ladder to be concerned with this.
Stolen Valor is usually the cherry on top of a turd sundae consisting of a sordid story of fraud, theft, deceit, etc. This clown is no different, oh and look, a kickstarter!
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!!!
Enjoy your time being a chew toy, DUMMY!!!
Hey cockbreath. Here is a screencap that was posted to the military Phonies website where he ADMITTED TO LYING and STOLEN VALOR
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=156rc4h&s=9#.WtEtafnwYuU
Lying about military service or awards not received for “Tangible gain” is a Federal Offence.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act_of_2013
Jason R. Dickbreath must be one of the many who weren’t able to man up and serve their country. I cannot picture any REAL Veteran making a comment like his. It must suck to be him.
Hey, polesmoker – shut the fuck up. He’s making claims about service that he was never qualified nor trained for.
Fuck you, assclown…
He looks like he’s about to burst into that James Blunt song; “You’re Beautiful” and drive everyone up the fucking wall.
I’ve got nothing…
Great website. It’s good to know someone is exposing phonies. They remind me of George Costanza (Seinfield) in a apartment fire where he rushes ahead of children to the exit and later explaining “I was trying to lead the way.”
Guess I’ll have to keep my eyes open – looks like he’s here in my home town. Asshat!
One more Ass hamster 1st class.
When the hell will they ever stop!
Just be proud you served HONORABLE.
In 2 years of service, I made E4. Not a big deal. That’s average. So what? I guess I’m average. Army, boots on the ground, Vietnam service. Americal devision, 23rd Infantry. Peroid.