David Jameson; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, David Alfred Jameson who was honored by Elks Lodge #104 in Newport, Rhode Island for being their Veteran of the Year.
Of course, he’s not a SEAL. But he tells folks that he was on social media and in LinkedIn;
When he was confronted, the sockpuppets cometh;
The Navy doesn’t know what records his commander and 1SG are looking at;
David Jameson did serve in the United States Navy. He went to schools for submarine duty and served on the USS Atlanta, SSN 712. Jameson did not go to BUD/S or earn a Trident. He did not serve at SEAL Team Four. I still would like to know what Davids Commander saw in his records to make him believe David was a SEAL. I would hope that Stolen Valor is enough to get that Veteran of the year award revoked.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
What is that purty purple thing hanging around his neck? MOH???
Isn’t that an Army uniform this asshat is wearing??
Would you wear a Cracker Jack when you could wear Army Brown?
Uh, because Crakerjacks are cooler! Duh!
Claims Army Reserve service in Iraq as well. Has a CAB on that train wreck of a uniform.
It might be one of those branch specific accoutrements that you’re not supposed to officially wear with your uniform (such as the cav stetson and spurs). In this case I think it might be an Order of St. Barbara medallion as seen here:
I think you are correct that this is The Order of St. Barbara. AR 670-1 covers the wear of such awards during occasions of ceremony:
AR 670-1 (dated 15 September 2014) paragraph 22-12 d.
d. Badges of civic and quasi-military societies of the United States and international organizations of a military
nature. These include badges of organizations originally composed of members who served in a U.S. force during the
Revolutionary War; the War of 1812; the Mexican War; the Civil War; the Spanish-American War; the Philippine
Insurrection; and the Chinese Relief Expedition of 1900. These also include badges (such as medallions) issued by
military (regimental) associations. The badges are worn only while the wearer is actually attending meetings or
functions of such organizations, or on occasions of ceremony (as authorized by the commander). Personnel will not
wear these badges to and from such meetings or events. Items must be similar to those authorized by AR 670–1 and
worn in the same manner.
Its not uncommon to wear one of these. At our annual dining out the guys who were awarded the Order of St. Maurice always wear them. Guys who have spurs wear those as well.
Im in the Order of St.Anky
MOH is on a blue ribbon. I’m not sure I ever saw anything with a red ribbon. Maybe awarded for kissing enough ass..
Isn’t he the second sub guy in a few weeks claiming to be a SEAL? Sub duty is a job to proud of. I certainly could never muster the nerve for it.
This guy baked his tater.
Keep that dude away from the kids!
87%!
Word.
This cat has more ribbons on his chest than South American general.
Nearly a Nork one!
I’d love to get that guy all dressed up like he is, drunk as all get out,and drop him off at NS Coronado, where BUDs is located.
I can just imagine the reaction of the duty CPO when Mr. Greenjeans shows up. 🙂
Love to rip those fish off his chest for being such a jackwagon
His lack of integrity certainly disqualifies him to be a brother of the ‘phin.
Contact info for Elks Lodge 104 in Newport, RI, can be found here:
https://www.elks.org/lodges/contactus.cfm?lodge=104
What a spectacular get-up, haven’t seen a phony put in that much effort into his uniform in a while. I vote for counting this one as a point for the Army as well, since he liked the green Class A’s so much.
‘Cause nothing says “legit” like Navy devices on an Army uniform.
Yes you can have Navy Warfare devices on Army Uniform. Now not the way this fake Jack Ass has them.
Didn’t know that- I served with a guy who was prior Army, and couldn’t wear his Jump Wings on his Navy uniform. Thought that was kind of stupid, but I don’t make the rules.
He could’ve worn jump wings on navy uniforms since it’s a common school for all services. Can’t wear Army stuff like Air Assault, CIB and the like though. I was navy to army and had to carry a copy of the page of the 570-1 uniform regs with me when they asked about my AC wings. I lost track of the times i had to interpret the regs for people.
Correct (marksmanship badges excepted – sister-service marksmanship badges cannot be worn). However, permission must be obtained from HQDA prior to actually wearing the sister-service badge. See paras
22-12g and 22-13e, AR 670-1 (31 Mar 2014)20-12g and 20-12c, AR 670-1 (25 May 2017).https://armypubs.army.mil/epubs/DR_pubs/DR_a/pdf/web/ARN3644_AR670-1_Web_FINAL.pdf
The Elks now have a Facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/Newport-Elks-Lodge-104-104063249631885/
Didn’t see any pics about this clown on it..
Made it to first class in six years on sub duty? Why embellish? Perfectly honorable and admirable service. Until he took a steaming dump on it.
Any FOIA on his NG records? I’m curious if his CAB is even legit. Looks like Iraq service ribbons.
Yep – making E6 in less than 6 years is something to be damn proud of, even during the Reagan defense buildup. And he did it as a submariner, which isn’t exactly easy duty.
But for this guy, that wasn’t enough.
SaD. JuSt FrEaKiNg SaD.
Yes, this. This exactly. He did so well. And now it’s all for naught. It makes me angry…but also really sad.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Rinse and repeat.
Sock puppet 1SG and Commander. For sure he’s read the poser handbook.
its the RI sweep under. that’s why those poor bastards in RI guard get a bad wrap. Good folk get crushed/ignored and the trash get moved up or quitely shoved to the back burner. hopefully that changes
I left some love for shithead David Jameson in a message at his facebook page:
“You are a lying sack of shit, and about to get very famous at Gooooogle. Myself and other commenters at the site linked below will be using your name to help you with the fame you want. What in the fuck do you think you are doing, standing in the blood of better men than you, claiming valor that you didn’t earn. Anyone going to gooogle will see the real you, the lyin’ assed poser you. Now, show me that you are really pure pussy and block me on Facebook. That will prove to all of us that you are as phony as we know you to be:
http://valorguardians.com/blog“/?p=78181
Loser took down the Facebook…
Facebook page is still up, but is very heavily scrubbed of all mention of service
THE MOTHERFUCKER IS IN U.S. ARMY DRESS GREENS . IT DOESN’T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST ! ☆ Fort Benning Soldier
I truly fail to understand why men and women who actually served, who stepped up when the majority of their countrymen didn’t, decide to trash the record of their own service by lying.
Nearly all of us who served fell short of a goal they had at one time – from general to private. I dreamed of piloting the space shuttle and ended up dropping troopers on Sicily DZ and re-supplying FOBs in Iraq and Afghanistan. But I’m damn proud nonetheless. Be proud of your service – don’t embellish or lie. If you served – you have earned the right to be proud for the rest of your life.
HERE HERE !!! For those of us that understand your statement…I was in the USAF from 74-80 and not many of my peers signed up, in fact of my group of 6 friends from those days that I still communicate with on a regular basis, I was the only 1 to enlist. And none of them come even close to having the unique & adventurous experiences like what I had during those years. BTW more than once from 1 those friends I’ve heard a “would’ve, could’ve”…my response is a silence with a smile & a roll of the eyes while SMH with a sarcastic “yeah sure”
No matter what your AFSC/MOS or branch of service was, we were all in it together as 1 team for this nation and we all share a basic unique experience and are part of a small community with in a larger society.
A PROUD USAF VETERAN OF THAT COMMUNITY
Yep. I will never understand it.
We’re not talking about dumb stuff kids do when they lack the maturity to make good decisions here. These are supposedly grown folks, most of whom served honorably enough to separate with no downgrade in their discharge papers.
It makes no sense.
Absolutely correct.
There is no way I could have gotten to the places on this planet I did were it not for the adventure of a lifetime offered by the US Army.
Agreed. And sincere thanks to you and the other commentators here for your service.
I wholeheartedly concur.
Thanks Frankie, you are the best at giving these phony pony asshat scumbag posers the fame they so dearly seek! Keep up the great work and don’t forget to send Kyle Barwin some love and fame as well!
Can’t comment now-In a rush to the pool to hang with the girls. Later alligator.
That’s a scooby Doo ascot around his neck.
…and he would have gotten away with it except for those meddling kids.
Back from hanging out. looks like the Seals are in the lead again. Is that a Dolphin badge under the ribbons? So if he was in the Army Reserves, wouldn’t he have to wear the Dolphins on the other side of the single breasted jacket?
I know of one other former FT(SS) that went Army and wore his dolphins on his Army uniform. That person comments here on occasion and I have a great deal of respect for him.
This screaming assmunch not so much. With all he actually accomplished, why you gotta embellish it with an easily proven lie?
Hand over your fish fuckface, you don’t deserve them any longer.
And don’t forget Bobo. MT, but he can be forgiven for being a boomer puke.
Too muck fuckery on that uniform to waste time with but he is wearing a NUC as a personal award instead of unit award, he has the NAM senior to the NCM it looks like he is sporting something as his senior award that may be a Defense Meritorious Service Medal and just in presedence his awards are a mess …if you are going to steal valor at least put some effort into it.
What a tiny dicked pussy.
Still less uniform fuckery than good old Master Sargent Soup Sandwich, Nick Androsky.
I’m going to have to check and see if Atlanta even rated a unit award while he was there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/103rd_Field_Artillery_Regiment
Reference Wiki “The Font Of All Knowledge”.
Funny, the 103rd’s motto is “Play The Game”
Looks like the fraud doesn’t have enough combined active and reserve time to be retired status.
Also,it seems unlikely that he could have completed 20 years of Federal service prior to age 55, based on the date he claimed (1999)and his approximate age on entry into the RIARNG. His enlistment is problematic, to say the least.
Jameson is wearing service stripes indicating 18 years, which matches the dates and time periods he specifies for his service. Maybe a medical retirement … for cranial rectal impaction.
V/R
John
Ass wart.
I’d love to see his NGB-22 and what it looks like – I have a suspicion that there’s a whole lot that isn’t on it! Also, his retirement isn’t a Federal one – its a 20 and out on the reserves side most likely – failure to progress in rank.
Ive seen the NGB 22 faked so many times its crazy. Had a retiring E7 with Vietnam service add a purple heart on his. Wrong type face, didnt match, added last oh his order of merit and had no documents other than the 22. Still claims it.
This faking sh@t has gotten so bad I never mention my service and do not participate with the VFW or American Legion. Went twice and heard nothing but SEAL, SPEC OPS, Special Forces ….. Ive never gone back. After spending 3 years in Walter Reed I get so pissed off I never ever mention my service and when they ask I tell them I drove a bus.
Looks like he read a uniform guide written by Soup Sandwich.
Wannabe Jameson’s 1SG told him that he was a SEAL. Yeah, sure thing.
On the other hand, scroll back to 1992, SGM Connie M told me I was a moron. Absolutely. Over the unit phone, no less.
The SGM was a good guy.
John W
Ah, Elks 104, I know it very well, a few fun facts:
1. Elks 104 building was the home on the US Naval Academy during the Civil War. US Naval Academy was temporarily moved for security purposes.
2. It is one of the grandest Lodges in the Elks.
3. There are several very high profile and well known US Navy SEALs who live in the Middletown and Newport environs who did or should have known about this POS, Newport is a Navy town.
4. Finally, there is that ridiculous OVER-SIZED and AFTER-MARKET SEAL Team ballcap that NO US Navy SEAL has ever worn … that hat is the biggest clue of all … even a half-seasoned Elk should have figured this one out early.
‘3. There are several very high profile and well known US Navy SEALs who live in the Middletown and Newport environs who did or should have known about this POS, Newport is a Navy town.’
Go get him, Master Chief.
Respectfully,
David Jameson, who was NEVER a Navy SEAL, but who had honorable and difficult service as a submariner, qualifies for our first SEAL Full Retard multiplier in the TAH 2018 Stolen Valor Race.
I stole this from militaryphony.com’s comment section (Cudos to Mr Johnson), but it was the best damn comment I have seen on this:
1973 (18 YO) Graduates HS
1977 (22 YO) Graduates at ASU
1981 (26 YO) Joins Navy
1987 (32 YO) Discharge from Navy
1990 (35 YO) Graduates GT
1999 (44 YO) Joins 1/103rd FA
2003 (48 YO) 1st Iraq Tour
2007 (52 YO) 2nd Iraq Tour
2011 (56 YO) ARNG Discharge
I find it HIGHLY suspect that the RIARNG (or A/1/103rd FA may have been part of the PAARNG during his *Iraq* time) would have enlisted a 44 YO former sailor, realizing that they would need to send him through AIT (as the Army has no MOS for submariners).
I researched my Army SEALS Database and I can confirm that he was NOT an Army SEAL and he did NOT attend Army BUDS School.
You can verify this at armysemen.org/Army_Navy_SEAL.
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Anyone notice there is a rainbow picture in the background upper right? In his white Cracker Jack uniform?
And he looks like one of the Village People?
I’m just sayin…
Navy SEAL to artillery fire direction center chief wonder how he handled the nonsense of waiting and waiting and waiting to get a fire mission for the fister’s to send it to the gun line. Thankfully I just learned that fighting a fire on a ship is kind of like calling for fire on land
Also that medal around his neck might be an Order of Saint Barbara ….he’s about to get revoked
You have offended my family and the United States Army Field Artillery
I’d like to know how he earned that Combat Action Badge he is sporting on his greens. He was an E-5 or E-6 in an artillery fire direction center (FDC). Did everyone in his bunker who heard a bang get one?
Shipwreck…FIX THAT FUCKING NECKERCHIEF! (a typical SanDog bootcamp bred job…WHAT, were you
in the ‘last stall’ trying to overcome the salt peter in bootcamp chow and rubbing one out to pics of Amber Lynn when they were teaching proper rolling techniques?)
In ref to that rainbow thingy behind him in the squid pic…he probably cropped out the wine cooler in his right hand and fucking clove cigarette in his left. #mid80sREFERENCES He probably got his butt kicked at Greenies a few times too.
I had to look it up, but I remembered right in that the Atlanta ran aground in the STROG in the mid 80s…her 1st deployment with most of the plankowners gone and fuckos like Jamo here on the boat trying to keep it clean.
Looking at the ribbons in the squid pic it look’s like: top row NAM – NUC, middle row MUC – BATTLE E – NEM, and bottom row his shooting ribbons and SSDR or Arctic ribbon??? In the Army pic I believe I can make out the NAM, NUC, SSDR, & Arctic ribbons scattered in there???
As for his fucktardery…putting on my Dr./Major Sidney Freedman hat I’d have to diagnose: Inferiority Complex?. Since he gradded college and joined as an enlisted guy.
He showed up 6 months after Atlanta’s commissioning to all those plankowners as a ‘push-button E4’ non-snipe. He at least extended his enlistment onboard (prior to the grounding) finishing out that tour as a warm turd in the middle of the pile as an E6. There HAS to be something to the story of him getting out of the Nav after that 1st hitch…which only his shipmates will ever know.
Now go shine some brightwork & SHAVE THAT CHEESEDICK MUSTACHE OFF above that shit-eating smirk you are wearing, you fucking hot-racking queenie untrustworthy slimy pathetic WOG!
“hot-racking queenie untrustworthy slimy pathetic WOG!”
Now that’s “wall of insults” material right there.
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